The World Assembly Security Council,
Observing that, within the hallowed chambers of this Assembly, there are certain Ambassadors who feel inclined to blemish resolutions with the mark of their nation and to cram the already-bursting drafting boards with useless filler-resolutions; none moreso than the infamous Tinhampton;
Decreeing that the heinous crimes of Tinhampton shall not go without being recognised; and therefore should be brought to the attention of the World Assembly therein; therefore
Bringing to attention the wrongdoings of Tinhampton, including but not limited to:
1. Criticising the slightest of nuances in World Assembly drafts, then proceeding to claim co-authorship if the aforementioned nuances are rectified;
2. Drafting countless resolutions consisting of a mere few lines, that, in practice, would simply do nothing but add unnecessary bureaucracy to the already stagnant commissions of this Body;
3. Insisting on continuing the aforementioned resolutions, despite putting little-to-no effort into the original work; even seeming to view the World Assembly as a joke rather than the undoubtedly serious organisation that it is;
Considering all of the above, the Security Council Hereby CONDEMNS Tinhampton.
