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Meowtravgrad
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AL has become a cat? What do?

Postby Meowtravgrad » Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:34 pm

Title pretty much says it all, better than I can describe... and this nation is probably the best one I can use to create this thread.

YL just happens to come across a familiar cat, oddly reminding them of AL. What does YL do with it? You can also post pictures of how YL cat will look like.


First post. There is no cat. :(

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Valentine Z
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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:41 pm

Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General ov Valentine Z” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Tristian Marnix Basilisk Lewis Hyatt X. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing: Oooh, hey, that's a cute little kitty! Don't worry, I will pet you gently, I promise. :3 Come on, now- awww, he's hissing a little at me, hehe.

Think of Valentijn as a very large version of this kitten.



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Postby Reuturn » Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:52 pm

"What a biiig cat!"
-Rosa Corentelle Throntalm


Rosa Clawrentelle Meowthralm. She's a black cat.
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Kiu Ghesik
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Postby Kiu Ghesik » Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:12 pm

"Can... can it still splash us?"

*splash'd*
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:14 pm

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Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:17 pm

he becomes a C H O N K E R
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Postby Bloodshade » Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:08 pm

"What the hell? You lost, little kitty, or were you thrown out? Look, there's a nice little restaurant you can hole up in just a few blocks down! Owner's leniant to kittys like you, whoever you are."



Ambrosia has become this kitty uwu
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Broader Confederate States
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Postby Broader Confederate States » Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:17 pm

i'd she'd probably wonder if it was someone's cat, a stray, or what. not that it'd be surprising, cats just pop up soimetimes. without cars to run them over, they can fairly safely take to the streets, and she does live in the capital city of the entire country, so...

bn: she's currently an alligator, so you can either go full cat or you can go the meowser route, however you want to do it
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Saralonia
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Postby Saralonia » Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:26 pm

"Awwww, a cat It doesn't seem to have a collar, you know what I'm adopting this cat, it looks cute and I wanna pet it to forget about all my problems for a while"
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Postby SS-AAA » Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:08 pm

"Wut iz dis, OwO??? Wut u doing here kitteh? It iz made of dangerwous here."

"Awww, u r a bery coot kitteh UwU. Lemme peeeeeet u."

*cuddles Josecat who is probably very uncomfortable right now*

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Postby Empirical Switzerland » Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:10 pm

Wow, stronk cat.
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Postby Socialist Macronesia » Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:11 pm

Empirical Switzerland wrote:Wow, stronk cat.


NOT THE WEEB LASER 3.0, THEY GOT YOU TOO!!

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Postby Kiu Ghesik » Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:25 pm

"Cat can into computer now? What?"
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Postby Empirical Switzerland » Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:25 pm

HOW CAN A CAT HOLD A KNIFE?!
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Surrealist Patagonia
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Postby Surrealist Patagonia » Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:27 pm

*Unleashes a Switzcoon to chase after cat Bodie*
"RUN, FORREST, RUN!!!"
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Postby Meowtravgrad » Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:38 pm

Miroslavsky sees a strange cat walking towards him. It looks kinda trippy, probably high on catnip or something like that. Upon noticing him, the cat walks around his legs and meows so he pets its head.

"Hello, strange cat. What are you doing here?"

*Catrad clings on his arm and doesn't let go*

"...."

*Catrad does the dramatic bite*

"DON'T BITE ME DON'T BITE DON'T---”

Respectfully yours, with due regards -- His Excellency, Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky
Premier of the United Federation of Zitravgrad, Commander-in-Chief of Zitravgradian Armed Forces, Director of National Law Enforcement Committee



Meowroslavsky's here.
Hello. It's Zitravgrad. Y'all can stop talking about cats on my main now.
An AU in which Gaiaverse is run by sentient cats, humans never existed and cat civilizations somehow progressed to the point that Zitravgrad existed. Run by the meowvolutionary leader Katzimir Meowroslavsky. There will be factbooks which are parodies of my main nation's factbooks.

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Libertalonia
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Postby Libertalonia » Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:53 pm

"It's so cuuute!"
-Lilith

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Lilith is a black and white cat who can be very angry at times
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Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol

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Postby Kiu Ghesik » Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:57 pm

"Shush, cat. Shush. Listen to some soothing music for a little while."

*puts headphones on Catith*

*watches as Catith has flashback*

"Oh, that's the... that's the wrong playlist."
-Oh, dear.
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Bronze Age nomads struggling to survive in a modernizing world (Who might just worship an eldritch entity, oh dear!)
sHe's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.
-The Mother -loves the Children -of Ghes.-

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Surrealist Patagonia
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Postby Surrealist Patagonia » Thu Oct 22, 2020 8:07 pm

When Konrad came across a weird little cat fellow all in tribal markings, his first instinct was to toy with it

The cat scratched his fingers when he attempted to rub her belly but Konrad didn't mind for the cat had "moxy".

Konrad then went on to adopt the cat as his own and cat!Ari was always by his side in his office. Konrad's rub on cat!Ari's fur was soothing for the two...

That was until Konrad fucking threw her outside of the window and riddled the cat with bullets for asking pictures of anime George Bush and then went on to feast on its remains in public where the rest of Patagonia's hungry denizens fought each other for cat meat
~ Konrad "Caligula" Svoboda, Le Patron of the Most Surreal Confederation of Patagonia
The Avant-Gardist State of Patagonia ~~~ Mad Max vehicles, orgies and parties, avant-garde art, futurism, syndicalism, the New Man, general strikes, the glorification of violence, spiritual nationalism, esoteric occultism, CIA spooks, Spartanian homosexuality, public sodomy, and more
    Triomphe du Surréalisme (1968)
  • There are many things said about Patagonia but few actually know what goes on behind the Andes mountains. Tales of human depravation and man's inner darkest self run wild. A place where avant-garde culture flourish and the artist don't fear the censor. Where all live bold and free under the gaze of the Patron. Yet all dreams will come to an end soon...
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:11 pm

Surrealist Patagonia wrote:When Konrad came across a weird little cat fellow all in tribal markings, his first instinct was to toy with it

The cat scratched his fingers when he attempted to rub her belly but Konrad didn't mind for the cat had "moxy".

Konrad then went on to adopt the cat as his own and cat!Ari was always by his side in his office. Konrad's rub on cat!Ari's fur was soothing for the two...

That was until Konrad fucking threw her outside of the window and riddled the cat with bullets for asking pictures of anime George Bush and then went on to feast on its remains in public where the rest of Patagonia's hungry denizens fought each other for cat meat
~ Konrad "Caligula" Svoboda, Le Patron of the Most Surreal Confederation of Patagonia

Marie literally gathers seven priests to perform exorcisms, and, when that does not work, asks God for forgiveness for ordering the navy to deposit the cat in the middle of the Pacific.

(BN: CATLASTAIR.)
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been.

Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
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Saralonia
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Postby Saralonia » Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:22 pm

"That cat smells of alcohol, it looks cute still, maybe they got soaked in alcohol somehow... maybe I can clean the cat *slowly pets the cat*"
-Chairwoman José Amanda



BL you can imagine José Amanda either as normal cat or anthrofied cat
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☭ WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITED ☭
Hello there, currently in the process of translating and renovating all my factbooks.
Goodbye and good luck (This nation only represents some of my political ideologies)
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
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Empirical Switzerland
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Postby Empirical Switzerland » Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:25 pm

...


GET OUT YOU COMMUNIST CAT!
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The Giant Space Wyrm
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Postby The Giant Space Wyrm » Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:55 pm

"Huh so were doing this again are we? I guess I should get someone to fix you yes? Not that kind of fix, I mean, the one where you get to be Human again and stuff. Well, come on then."

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Libertalonia
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Postby Libertalonia » Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:08 pm

"Oooooo mecha cat!"
-Lilith
Libertalonian ships are moving to the pacific to face off against Shinjou aggression, Lilith promises to build a portal to the mulitverse, Eisteria and Shinjou are heading to a state of possible war. Lilith is going out of Alterna to meet chairwoman oomiya of the united socialist federation for her birthday, some see it as a betrayal of Libertalonian values while many others see it as the nation's first step to interdimensional relations and look beyond ideologies
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol

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