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To accept a cursed wish?

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Which wand will you take?

the pink wand
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the brown wand
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To accept a cursed wish?

Postby Nevertopia » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:40 am

Please consider the following scenario:

Imagine one day you are walking along on your way home, as an ordinary underpaid and overworked 25 year old with no career prospects, when you see a poor grey coloured cat with red eyes being chased by a pack of dogs. You save the poor cat from the dogs, and to your surprise it starts speaking.

"Thank you for saving me!" it says, and you gasp. Then, it tells you something else: "I used to be able to grant wishes using magical powers. However, now I can only make one of them happen: the cursed wish to grant you $200,000 American legal tender!"

Curious, you ask the cat (whose name is Y'shtola, by the way) what this means.

"Well, once I grant you this wish you will play the lottery and win $200,000. Unfortunately you grow permanent, fully functioning taste-buds in your butthole that cannot be removed or be subverted in any way. How does it sound?"

You consider for a moment, and Y'shtola creates two magic wands with his powers.

"The pink wand will allow you to win $200,000, while the brown wand will let you remain a normal human with a normal butthole."

The wands throb with power.

You reach out, ready to take one of them into your hands. But which one will you choose?
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:42 am

What is it today with all the stray cats?

I call the local vet and have them all neutered.
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Postby Langenia » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:43 am

Definitely the brown wand.


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Postby Nevertopia » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:44 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:What is it today with all the stray cats?

I call the local vet and have them all neutered.


the cat curses you with the tastebuds but no $200,000.
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Postby Auphelia » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:44 am

I suppose I'd have to know what I'd be tasting before committing to an answer.

Also, why are so many magical cats handing out wands? Was there a sale I didn't hear about?
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Postby Tranzoria » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:44 am

No amount of Surgery and Money from the Lottery put into it can save you if you pick Pink. Also, remember, this is following the trail of Midas's Gold Touch but this time you know and will get to decide if you have it. Pick Brown, sometimes you don't need good karma.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:45 am

Can I take the brown wand and pass it along? I know someone who had colon cancer. And someone with a stoma.
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Postby Tranzoria » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:46 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:Can I take the brown wand and pass it along? I know someone who had colon cancer. And someone with a stoma.

Again, this kind of follows the trail of King Midas, so I bet not.
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Postby Empirical Switzerland » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:47 am

This is kinda copying Sanghyeok.
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Postby Tranzoria » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:48 am

Empirical Switzerland wrote:This is kinda copying Sanghyeok.

That's where it's familiar...
Well, only this time, different outcomes.
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Postby The New California Republic » Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:11 am

Nevertopia wrote:"The pink wand [...] the brown wand [...] a normal butthole."

The wands throb with power.

...what...is going on here...? :unsure:
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Postby Kathol Rift » Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:17 am

I vote to retain my current butthole and carry on with my normal life. $200,000 dollars isn’t anywhere near enough for me to do that to myself.
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Postby Luziyca » Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:06 am

Kathol Rift wrote:I vote to retain my current butthole and carry on with my normal life. $200,000 dollars isn’t anywhere near enough for me to do that to myself.

Ditto.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:05 am

I gotta think keeping a butt full of tastebuds clean, and sanitary is going to be an ordeal, so i will pass on the offer
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Postby -Ocelot- » Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:33 am

I use the brown wand to remain a normal human, then hug the cat to thank it for the proposition.

Then I dislocate the cat's eyes with the brown wand for trying to fool me like that.

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Postby Cokoland » Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:36 am

I can just chose the pink one and then do a butt surgery
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Postby The Mercurians of Hermes » Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:37 am

Nevertopia wrote:Please consider the following scenario:

Imagine one day you are walking along on your way home, as an ordinary underpaid and overworked 25 year old with no career prospects, when you see a poor grey coloured cat with red eyes being chased by a pack of dogs. You save the poor cat from the dogs, and to your surprise it starts speaking.

"Thank you for saving me!" it says, and you gasp. Then, it tells you something else: "I used to be able to grant wishes using magical powers. However, now I can only make one of them happen: the cursed wish to grant you $200,000 American legal tender!"

Curious, you ask the cat (whose name is Y'shtola, by the way) what this means.

"Well, once I grant you this wish you will play the lottery and win $200,000. Unfortunately you grow permanent, fully functioning taste-buds in your butthole that cannot be removed or be subverted in any way. How does it sound?"

You consider for a moment, and Y'shtola creates two magic wands with his powers.

"The pink wand will allow you to win $200,000, while the brown wand will let you remain a normal human with a normal butthole."

The wands throb with power.

You reach out, ready to take one of them into your hands. But which one will you choose?


Are the wands dildos? This is so fucqing cursed goddamn.

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Postby Atheris » Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:24 am

I'd take the brown wand...

...and then give it to somebody who needs it more than me, like someone at a cancer hospital or a home for Alzheimer's patients.
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Postby Purpelia » Wed Oct 21, 2020 12:32 pm

200k Ain't worth it. It's not enough to set me up for life.
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Postby Nevertopia » Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:07 pm

you guys are weird.
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Postby Side 3 » Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:14 pm

I'm stealing the cat and selling it to a government agency.
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Postby Twicetagram and JYPe » Wed Oct 21, 2020 4:33 pm

I would rather live a normal and happy life than become famous for not only my riches but because of my multi-functioning butthole
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Postby Greater Hunnia » Wed Oct 21, 2020 4:56 pm

I'm fairly convinced that no amount of money would want me to taste the my own sweat and sh*t for the rest of my life, and 200k$ isn't even that much...
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Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Wed Oct 21, 2020 6:27 pm

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Postby Twicetagram and JYPe » Wed Oct 21, 2020 6:48 pm

Another thought: I get the 200k$ but I use it for surgery to extract my butthole tastebuds

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