[desc] The latest intelligence has revealed that, after a @@DEMONYM@@ killed a Blackacrean citizen, the hostile nation of Blackacre has plans to bomb the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Space Station in revenge, which currently houses several @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ astronauts and valuable scientific data.
[validity] Must have a space program
[option] "How dare they!" snarls your Defense Minister, @@RANDOMNAME_1@@, as @@HE_1@@ builds @@HIS_1@@ LUGU Model Tank. "Let's bomb 'em back to Puto! They threaten us, we threaten them!" @@HIS_1@@ eyes begin to twitch as @@HE_1@@ begins to mutter what sounds like nuclear codes.
[effect] foreign nations are bombed after one of their citizens tresspasses on @@DEMONYM@@ territory
[option] "Wait, not so fast," replies your Minister of Foreign Relations, @@RANDOMNAME_2@@, as @@HE_1@@ fills out a scratch-off map of the world. "We don't even know why this is happening. Besides, we've been less harsh on Blackacre recently, so why would they bomb us? That being said, I really don't think we should jump to conclusions yet."
[effect] the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Space Force encounters constant bombings
[option] "Why don't we just let it go?" suggests your Minister of Whatever, @@RANDOMNAME_3@@, as fiddling with a toy rocket. "After all, it was just a space station. We already have documents and recordings of people's experiences up there, so it's not like we need any more. In fact, if they do bomb us, we could fish out the station from the sea and put it in a museum! Think about how much money we could-- er, how many people would come to see it!"
[effect] burned-out warehouses are declared national monuments