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[MUSIC] "Ballads From The Hague," By John Ross

Postby Socialist Macronesia » Thu Oct 01, 2020 3:40 pm

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John Ross was in a church choir as a kid. While this certainly didn't teach him morals, it did teach him how to sing.

So, he has presented to the world his debut album, "Ballads from the Hague."

Containing covers of:

- You Can't Hurry Love
- Shake, Rattle, and Roll
- You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling (featuring Alastair of Western Fardelshufflestein)
- Ain't I Right (including a version performed LIVE)
- Big Iron
- Baby Got Back
- She's A Bad Mama Jama (She's Built, She's Stacked)

And 5 NEW songs:
- Total Eclipse of the Hague
- General Assembly Shuffle
- ICC At 33
- Geneva Suggestion
- The Walking War Crime

All performed by John Ross himself!

Comes included with a BONUS track of the Alastair - Ross rap battle, and Ari (of Kiu Ghesik) covering "Six Blade Knife".

The pricing is $30 per standard edition, $60 dollars for the deluxe edition, containing

- a John Ross coffee mug
- a collectible John Ross figurine
- two more bonus tracks, one of which is a whole hour of Ari violently murdering the Berghi, the other being a collectible video tape of Ross, Kotera, and Pentti (of Wuchu) crashing a New Carthagean wedding with an APC.

or $100 for the Gold Collectors edition, containing all the deluxe edition benefits, plus
- all 4 F7 Movies
- an empty shell casing

They are being sold online to citizens or leaders of any country that wants one, and shipping out within the next few weeks.

Blah blah blah, I'm the god of the forum. Hopefully you've gotten the drill by now.

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Postby Kiu Ghesik » Thu Oct 01, 2020 3:56 pm

I am fairly certain a cow is worth more than a hundred dollars.

As such, have a cow.
Ari wants to listen to the sounds of horrific slaughter and reminisce on the terrors of war.
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Postby Socialist Macronesia » Thu Oct 01, 2020 4:07 pm

Deal. Ross likes hamburgers.

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Postby Wuchu » Fri Oct 02, 2020 12:28 pm

*Fiddling around with the pockets, dumping out its contents.*

I got an uh, some fluff, this knife I got given by Ptolemy I, and some loose change from the Weimar Republic.

Do we have a deal?
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Postby Socialist Macronesia » Fri Oct 02, 2020 12:46 pm

Wuchu wrote:*Fiddling around with the pockets, dumping out its contents.*

I got an uh, some fluff, this knife I got given by Ptolemy I, and some loose change from the Weimar Republic.

Do we have a deal?


"By the end of 1923, one US dollar was equal to 4,200,000,000,000 marks."

So... like 0.00% of a US dollar?

But that knife is pretty dope, I'll take it.

AND FLUFF? TAKE TWENTY!


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