by The Fordines » Wed Sep 30, 2020 7:35 am
by The Fordines » Wed Sep 30, 2020 8:20 am
Waaaaaaah wrote: WAAAAAAAH? HEADS OFF STATE? WHEREW ARR THERE BODIES? WAHHHHY?
The Democratic Technocracy of the Fordines
Florent Nollan, Prime Minister
WProCo
Yes.
by The Winds Upon The Soil » Wed Sep 30, 2020 8:29 am
The Fordines wrote:PM Nollan stands atop a podium at the front of a busy room filled with reporters and various heads of state.
You may ask any question. Prime Minister of the Fordines Florent Nollan will do his best to answer.
Please remain in character, although that character can be practically anyone.
by The Fordines » Wed Sep 30, 2020 8:32 am
The Winds Upon The Soil wrote:How is your stupid
Enviromental Beauty
Still better than mine
It's not that I'm mad
Or that jealous about it
Except that I am
The Fordines
Florent Nollan, Prime Minister
WProCo
"The Fordines is well-known for our oceans, rainforest, mountains, et cetera.
It's practically a requirement of being an archipelago to have an obnoxiously
well-maintained environment. And I take your jealousy as a compliment."
by The Republic of Being the Best Republic » Wed Sep 30, 2020 8:41 am
The Fordines wrote:PM Nollan stands atop a podium at the front of a busy room filled with reporters and various heads of state.
You may ask any question. Prime Minister of the Fordines Florent Nollan will do his best to answer.
Please remain in character, although that character can be practically anyone.
by The Fordines » Wed Sep 30, 2020 8:49 am
The republic of being the best republic wrote:HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A DIRTY COMMUNIST WHO HATES freedom, the poeople, and, most imporantly, GUNS!
The Fordines
Florent Nollan, Prime Minister
WProCo
"Good, thank you."
by The Winds Upon The Soil » Wed Sep 30, 2020 8:55 am
The Fordines wrote:The Winds Upon The Soil wrote:How is your stupid
Enviromental Beauty
Still better than mine
It's not that I'm mad
Or that jealous about it
Except that I amThe Fordines
Florent Nollan, Prime Minister
WProCo
"The Fordines is well-known for our oceans, rainforest, mountains, et cetera.
It's practically a requirement of being an archipelago to have an obnoxiously
well-maintained environment. And I take your jealousy as a compliment."
by The Fordines » Wed Sep 30, 2020 9:02 am
The Fordines
Florent Nollan, Prime Minister
WProCo
"After reading yours, I do have to admit that we don't have any holidays as interesting as 'MONTH/DAY/HOUR OF THE FREEKY DEEKY SPACE MAN' or 'SCARVES DAY,' so you definitely have us beat there."
by Frozen Pluto » Wed Sep 30, 2020 9:55 am
The Fordines wrote:The Fordines
Florent Nollan, Prime Minister
WProCo
"After reading yours, I do have to admit that we don't have any holidays as interesting as 'MONTH/DAY/HOUR OF THE FREEKY DEEKY SPACE MAN' or 'SCARVES DAY,' so you definitely have us beat there."
by The Fordines » Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:20 am
Frozen Pluto wrote:Helllo, and, ahem, do forgive me for the inrtusion, it's just- I've read all your factbooks, and have discovered nothing relating to Islandic Carmatta, a long ago dissolved nation I have heard tello of. I hope I'm no bother, but as the govenor of a recently recognized soveirgn body, I would feel grateful to know what precisely, um, happened to those lads over there. Best wishes, I'm a big fan.
The Fordines
Florent Nollan, Prime Minister
WProCo
"Ah, Islandic Carmatta. That was our biggest failure. I will warn all of you imperialists out there that giving a colony freedom when they haven't asked for it is, frankly, a bad idea. Well, colonies in general can be a bad idea, but especially if you do things without asking them. Anyway, long story short, their . . . well, their everything fell apart; economy, culture, environment, all that. It didn't end well. The island was eventually sunk by some rogue terrorists who got hold of their expansion software in 2008. A second warning: protect your passwords to that kind of thing. Anyway, the Libertarian Carmattan Naval Organization, a terrorist group, is all that's left of them now. It's a shame, really. I hear it was quite a nice country."
by Grate Bratton » Wed Sep 30, 2020 1:52 pm
by The Fordines » Wed Sep 30, 2020 1:54 pm
Grate Bratton wrote:Sometimes when I,m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar. I like all kinds: balsamic, vodka, orange juice, leaves.
The Fordines
Florent Nollan, Prime Minister
WProCo
"There should be some vinegar over at the tables in the corner. I believe it was intended to be some sort of sauce, but I suppose you could pour yourself a glass if you,re feeling sick, or feeling blue."
by The Winds Upon The Soil » Thu Oct 01, 2020 5:32 pm
The Fordines wrote:PM Nollan stands atop a podium at the front of a busy room filled with reporters and various heads of state.
You may ask any question. Prime Minister of the Fordines Florent Nollan will do his best to answer.
Please remain in character, although that character can be practically anyone.
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