Inspiration:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shot_at_Dawn_Memorial
[TITLE] The Unremembered
[DESCRIPTION] Every year the nation comes together to remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice in defence of @@NAME@@. While the majority of the population partakes in this act of remembrance, there is a minority that dreads this day – the relatives of those who were 'shot at dawn'. There are now growing calls to include everyone who lost their lives during past conflicts.
[VALIDITY] has a military
[OPTION] "My great-uncle @@RANDOMMALEFIRSTNAME@@ was no coward," sobs @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, as she remains unfazed by a passing spider. "Military records show that while under attack he retreated just 50 yards before engaging the enemy. Yet he was accused of abandoning his post, was tried by officers who weren't anywhere near him at the time and without a lawyer present. All I ask is for is a posthumous pardon, so that at the next remembrance service I can lay a wreath with pride knowing that he did serve his country."
[EFFECT] white feathers have replaced red poppies on remembrance wreaths
[OPTION] "That's preposterous!" proclaims General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ let's out a loud shriek and jumps onto @@HIS@@ chair as that spider gets a bit too close. "Pardoning those men would be an insult to those who died honourably on the battlefield, and everyone was tried fairly by officers who were proficient in the laws of the day. To be quite honest, I feel the army has gone too soft in recent years and stricter punishments for cowardice should be introduced."
[EFFECT] soldiers are 'encouraged' to advance by armed officers behind them
[OPTION] "There's one way to ascertain whether these soldiers are worthy of a pardon," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Entertainment as @@HE@@ squashes that spider once and for all. "Let's make a death-defying assault course – full of all kinds of horrors – that these soldiers' ancestors have to complete. If they complete the course, then we know that bravery flows in that family's blood, and Grandpappy gets his pardon. If they chicken out at any time – no pardon!"
[EFFECT] nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents
[DESCRIPTION] Every year the nation comes together to remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice in defence of @@NAME@@. While the majority of the population partakes in this act of remembrance, there is a minority that dreads this day – the relatives of those who were 'shot at dawn'. There are now growing calls to include everyone who lost their lives during past conflicts.
[VALIDITY] has a military
[OPTION] "My great-uncle @@RANDOMMALEFIRSTNAME@@ was no coward," sobs @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, as she remains unfazed by a passing spider. "Military records show that while under attack he retreated just 50 yards before engaging the enemy. Yet he was accused of abandoning his post, was tried by officers who weren't anywhere near him at the time and without a lawyer present. All I ask is for is a posthumous pardon, so that at the next remembrance service I can lay a wreath with pride knowing that he did serve his country."
[EFFECT] white feathers have replaced red poppies on remembrance wreaths
[OPTION] "That's preposterous!" proclaims General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ let's out a loud shriek and jumps onto @@HIS@@ chair as that spider gets a bit too close. "Pardoning those men would be an insult to those who died honourably on the battlefield, and everyone was tried fairly by officers who were proficient in the laws of the day. To be quite honest, I feel the army has gone too soft in recent years and stricter punishments for cowardice should be introduced."
[EFFECT] soldiers are 'encouraged' to advance by armed officers behind them
[OPTION] "There's one way to ascertain whether these soldiers are worthy of a pardon," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Entertainment as @@HE@@ squashes that spider once and for all. "Let's make a death-defying assault course – full of all kinds of horrors – that these soldiers' ancestors have to complete. If they complete the course, then we know that bravery flows in that family's blood, and Grandpappy gets his pardon. If they chicken out at any time – no pardon!"
[EFFECT] nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents
[TITLE] The Unremembered
[DESCRIPTION] Every year the nation comes together to remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice in defence of @@NAME@@. While the majority of the population partakes in this act of remembrance, there is a minority that dreads this day – the relatives of those who were 'shot at dawn' – executed after being found guilty of desertion. Recently released documents have shown that many were killed as a result of sham trials.
[VALIDITY] has a military has prisons
[OPTION] "My great-uncle @@RANDOMMALEFIRSTNAME@@ was no coward," sobs @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, as she remains unfazed by a passing spider. "Those military records show that while under attack he retreated just 50 yards before engaging the enemy. Yet he was accused of abandoning his post, was tried by officers who weren't anywhere near him at the time and without a lawyer present. All I ask is for is a posthumous pardon, so that at the next remembrance service I can lay a wreath with pride knowing that he did serve his country."
[EFFECT] soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes
[OPTION] "That's preposterous!" proclaims General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ let's out a loud shriek and jumps onto @@HIS@@ chair as that spider gets a bit too close. "Pardoning those men would be an insult to those who died honourably on the battlefield, and everyone was tried fairly by officers who were proficient in the laws of the day. To be quite honest, I feel the army has gone too soft in recent years and stricter punishments for cowardice should be introduced."
[EFFECT] soldiers are 'encouraged' to advance by armed officers behind them
[OPTION] "Let's test these blighters to see if cowardice runs in their blood," asserts @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Covert Operations, as @@HE@@ finally wallops that spider. "We can send them out to nations with whom we have not-so-friendly relations, Blackacre for one. Put them on a dangerous spying mission and if they complete it, Grandpappy gets his pardon. We might even find ourselves a few decent spies – they're so difficult to come by these days."
[EFFECT] nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents
[OR]
[OPTION] "Why's it only stiffs getting pardons?" probes Tony Bonanno, a criminal lawyer in every sense, as he finally wallops that spider. "One of my clients, Luigi 'Knuckles' Gambino, was sentenced to life for a crime he says he didn't commit. The five-0 said his fingerprints were all over the scene, but he tells me he was at home with his mother… choosing the colour for her new curtains. There are thousands of dodgy convictions like Luigi's. Pardon them all!"
[EFFECT] it's safer to be in prison than it is on the streets
[DESCRIPTION] Every year the nation comes together to remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice in defence of @@NAME@@. While the majority of the population partakes in this act of remembrance, there is a minority that dreads this day – the relatives of those who were 'shot at dawn' – executed after being found guilty of desertion. Recently released documents have shown that many were killed as a result of sham trials.
[VALIDITY] has a military has prisons
[OPTION] "My great-uncle @@RANDOMMALEFIRSTNAME@@ was no coward," sobs @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, as she remains unfazed by a passing spider. "Those military records show that while under attack he retreated just 50 yards before engaging the enemy. Yet he was accused of abandoning his post, was tried by officers who weren't anywhere near him at the time and without a lawyer present. All I ask is for is a posthumous pardon, so that at the next remembrance service I can lay a wreath with pride knowing that he did serve his country."
[EFFECT] soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes
[OPTION] "That's preposterous!" proclaims General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ let's out a loud shriek and jumps onto @@HIS@@ chair as that spider gets a bit too close. "Pardoning those men would be an insult to those who died honourably on the battlefield, and everyone was tried fairly by officers who were proficient in the laws of the day. To be quite honest, I feel the army has gone too soft in recent years and stricter punishments for cowardice should be introduced."
[EFFECT] soldiers are 'encouraged' to advance by armed officers behind them
[OPTION] "Let's test these blighters to see if cowardice runs in their blood," asserts @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Covert Operations, as @@HE@@ finally wallops that spider. "We can send them out to nations with whom we have not-so-friendly relations, Blackacre for one. Put them on a dangerous spying mission and if they complete it, Grandpappy gets his pardon. We might even find ourselves a few decent spies – they're so difficult to come by these days."
[EFFECT] nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents
[OR]
[OPTION] "Why's it only stiffs getting pardons?" probes Tony Bonanno, a criminal lawyer in every sense, as he finally wallops that spider. "One of my clients, Luigi 'Knuckles' Gambino, was sentenced to life for a crime he says he didn't commit. The five-0 said his fingerprints were all over the scene, but he tells me he was at home with his mother… choosing the colour for her new curtains. There are thousands of dodgy convictions like Luigi's. Pardon them all!"
[EFFECT] it's safer to be in prison than it is on the streets
[TITLE] The Unremembered
[DESCRIPTION] Every year the nation comes together to remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice in defence of @@NAME@@. While the majority of the population partakes in this act of remembrance, there is a minority that dreads this day – the relatives of those who were 'shot at dawn' – executed after being found guilty of desertion. Recently released documents have shown that many were killed as a result of sham trials.
[VALIDITY] has a military, has prisons
[OPTION] "My great-uncle @@RANDOMMALEFIRSTNAME@@ was no coward," sobs @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, as she cradles a photo of her relative. "Those military records show that while under attack he retreated just 50 yards before engaging the enemy. Yet he was accused of abandoning his post, was tried by officers who weren't anywhere near him at the time and without a lawyer present. All I ask is for is a posthumous pardon, so that at the next remembrance service I can lay a wreath with pride knowing that he did serve his country."
[EFFECT] soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes
[OPTION] "That's preposterous!" proclaims General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ places a white feather in front of @@RANDOMFEMALEFIRSTNAME(2)@@. "Pardoning those men would be an insult to those who died honourably on the battlefield, and everyone was tried fairly by officers who were proficient in the laws of the day. To be quite honest, I feel the army has gone too soft in recent years and stricter punishments for cowardice should be introduced."
[EFFECT] soldiers are 'encouraged' to advance by armed officers behind them
[OPTION] "Why is it only the deceased being considered for pardons?" probes @@RANDOMNAME@@, a specialist in criminal law, as @@HE@@ grasps the lapels of @@HIS@@ jacket. "One of my clients, @@RANDOMNAME@@, was sentenced to serious time after a very dubious trial. Some evidence wasn't allowed to be submitted and the eye-witness statements were questionable at best. There are many dodgy convictions like this. We should set up a special commission to re-evaluate them all."
[EFFECT] it's safer to be in prison than it is on the streets
[OPTION] "Let's test these blighters to see if cowardice runs in their blood," asserts @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Covert Operations, as @@HE@@ discreetly places a tiny spy-cam on the handbag of @@RANDOMFEMALEFIRSTNAME(2)@@. "We can send them out to nations with whom we have not-so-friendly relations, Blackacre for one. Put them on a dangerous spying mission and if they complete it… Grandpappy gets his pardon. We might even find ourselves a few decent spies – they're so difficult to come by these days."
[EFFECT] nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents
[DESCRIPTION] Every year the nation comes together to remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice in defence of @@NAME@@. While the majority of the population partakes in this act of remembrance, there is a minority that dreads this day – the relatives of those who were 'shot at dawn' – executed after being found guilty of desertion. Recently released documents have shown that many were killed as a result of sham trials.
[VALIDITY] has a military, has prisons
[OPTION] "My great-uncle @@RANDOMMALEFIRSTNAME@@ was no coward," sobs @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, as she cradles a photo of her relative. "Those military records show that while under attack he retreated just 50 yards before engaging the enemy. Yet he was accused of abandoning his post, was tried by officers who weren't anywhere near him at the time and without a lawyer present. All I ask is for is a posthumous pardon, so that at the next remembrance service I can lay a wreath with pride knowing that he did serve his country."
[EFFECT] soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes
[OPTION] "That's preposterous!" proclaims General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ places a white feather in front of @@RANDOMFEMALEFIRSTNAME(2)@@. "Pardoning those men would be an insult to those who died honourably on the battlefield, and everyone was tried fairly by officers who were proficient in the laws of the day. To be quite honest, I feel the army has gone too soft in recent years and stricter punishments for cowardice should be introduced."
[EFFECT] soldiers are 'encouraged' to advance by armed officers behind them
[OPTION] "Why is it only the deceased being considered for pardons?" probes @@RANDOMNAME@@, a specialist in criminal law, as @@HE@@ grasps the lapels of @@HIS@@ jacket. "One of my clients, @@RANDOMNAME@@, was sentenced to serious time after a very dubious trial. Some evidence wasn't allowed to be submitted and the eye-witness statements were questionable at best. There are many dodgy convictions like this. We should set up a special commission to re-evaluate them all."
[EFFECT] it's safer to be in prison than it is on the streets
[OPTION] "Let's test these blighters to see if cowardice runs in their blood," asserts @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Covert Operations, as @@HE@@ discreetly places a tiny spy-cam on the handbag of @@RANDOMFEMALEFIRSTNAME(2)@@. "We can send them out to nations with whom we have not-so-friendly relations, Blackacre for one. Put them on a dangerous spying mission and if they complete it… Grandpappy gets his pardon. We might even find ourselves a few decent spies – they're so difficult to come by these days."
[EFFECT] nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents