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The Nuka-Cola Bar IV

A place for governments-in-exile, plucky survivors, unlucky survivors, the horrifically mutated, and other assorted characters to ride out the nuclear hellstorm until it's safe to go outside again.
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Indo-Malaysia
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Civil Rights Lovefest

The Nuka-Cola Bar IV

Postby Indo-Malaysia » Wed Sep 23, 2020 9:39 am

This is like...what? The fourth bar?

With a name like Nuka-Cola Bar IV, you'd think we were one of those cafes in the canary Islands where instead of coming up with like... a unique name, they just stick a number on the end.

Speaking of Spanish Islands, anyone fancy a gazpacho? Nice and refreshing, just like nuking your rivals to kingdom come.

Welcome to the Fourth Nuka-Cola Bar.

NOTE: Table Service Only, Please wear a Hazmat Suit and Respirator.
Obligatory 2-Headed Rat Lizard Comment.
Ruins of Previous Bars:
The Nuka-Cola Bar, The Nuke-Cola Bar II, The Nuka-Cola Bar III
Tsar of the Order of the Southern North.
Minister of Foreign Affairs for KAISERREICH

Winner of the Best Delegate of Warzone Africa award

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Mimi Mimikins
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Posts: 24
Founded: Aug 24, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Mimi Mimikins » Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:37 pm

Indo-Malaysia wrote:This is like...what? The fourth bar?

With a name like Nuka-Cola Bar IV, you'd think we were one of those cafes in the canary Islands where instead of coming up with like... a unique name, they just stick a number on the end.

Speaking of Spanish Islands, anyone fancy a gazpacho? Nice and refreshing, just like nuking your rivals to kingdom come.

Welcome to the Fourth Nuka-Cola Bar.

NOTE: Table Service Only, Please wear a Hazmat Suit and Respirator.
Obligatory 2-Headed Rat Lizard Comment.
Ruins of Previous Bars:
The Nuka-Cola Bar, The Nuke-Cola Bar II, The Nuka-Cola Bar III

What do you have?
To clear up confusion: This is what happens if Mimi from SPM takes over various territories as her own colonies

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Pharoahs Haven
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Posts: 100
Founded: Sep 21, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pharoahs Haven » Fri Sep 25, 2020 5:30 am

Mimi Mimikins wrote:
Indo-Malaysia wrote:This is like...what? The fourth bar?

With a name like Nuka-Cola Bar IV, you'd think we were one of those cafes in the canary Islands where instead of coming up with like... a unique name, they just stick a number on the end.

Speaking of Spanish Islands, anyone fancy a gazpacho? Nice and refreshing, just like nuking your rivals to kingdom come.

Welcome to the Fourth Nuka-Cola Bar.

NOTE: Table Service Only, Please wear a Hazmat Suit and Respirator.
Obligatory 2-Headed Rat Lizard Comment.
Ruins of Previous Bars:
The Nuka-Cola Bar, The Nuke-Cola Bar II, The Nuka-Cola Bar III

What do you have?

Nuka Cola.

Also beer.

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Theberstan
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Posts: 85
Founded: Jul 09, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Theberstan » Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:17 am

Yay! Fourth post!
I’ll take a Nuka Cranberry! If you got those...
Theberstan

Previous Delegate of the First World Order
Current Vice Delegate
A friendly region of 500+ people!

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Kyundao
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Posts: 389
Founded: Jan 02, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby Kyundao » Sat Sep 26, 2020 10:59 pm

A Kyundaoan fatcat walks into the bar while on his way home from work. He sees the take-out menu and walks up to the table.

"I'll have a six-pack of Nuka Cola and I'll be on my way," he said.

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Silver Commonwealth
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Posts: 1740
Founded: Aug 16, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Silver Commonwealth » Sat Sep 26, 2020 11:58 pm

I am a strategic specialist, so rn it seems that my primary task is to make shields... *Sips Nuka-cola dark*
✥ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡꜱ ✥
- ꜱɴɴ
- ᴀʀᴄʜɪᴠᴇ
✉ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ✉
- ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪꜱᴛʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
- ꜱᴛᴏʀɪᴇꜱ
⚒ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇɢɪᴏɴᴀʀʏ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ꜱɪʟᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴᴡᴇᴀʟᴛʜ ⚒
|☐ʜᴏᴍᴇ☐|❖ꜱᴄ ɪɴ ʜᴏɪ4❖|★ꜱᴄ'ꜱ ʀᴀᴅɪᴏ&ʟᴏᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ★|❇ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛɪᴛᴜᴛɪᴏɴ❇|✧ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ✧|✝ᴍᴀᴘꜱ&ɪɴꜰᴏ✝|☢ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ☢|
⚖ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ꜰᴇʟʟ,
ʀᴀᴅɪᴄᴀʟɪᴢᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴄ'ꜱ ᴅᴇᴍᴏᴄʀᴀᴄʏ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛᴇʀꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴀʟ ☠
_[][][][][][][L'''][Σ][][~][][][]_
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Flag is for next card season. Credit to David Plisken

I keep wondering of why and how some users keep running in trouble with mods

Progress report: Rewrite is canned. Time to give this project a coffin dance and move on

SC ĐØɆ₴₦'₮ ⱤɆ₱ⱤɆ₴Ɇ₦₮ ₥Ɏ VłɆ₩₴

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Pharoahs Haven
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Posts: 100
Founded: Sep 21, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pharoahs Haven » Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:54 am

Theberstan wrote:Yay! Fourth post!
I’ll take a Nuka Cranberry! If you got those...

*slides nuka cranberry across the bar*

That'll be 10 Caps

Kyundao wrote:A Kyundaoan fatcat walks into the bar while on his way home from work. He sees the take-out menu and walks up to the table.

"I'll have a six-pack of Nuka Cola and I'll be on my way," he said.

A takeaway... yeah we could do that.

Oi Jeff fetch us a slab out back.

'Ere we are, they'll be 60 caps.
Silver Commonwealth wrote:I am a strategic specialist, so rn it seems that my primary task is to make shields... *Sips Nuka-cola dark*

Yeaaaaahhhhh soo.... you gonna pay for that pal?

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Silver Commonwealth
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Founded: Aug 16, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Silver Commonwealth » Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:57 am

Pharoahs Haven wrote:Yeaaaaahhhhh soo.... you gonna pay for that pal?


''Alrighty, but how much it costs, again? My memory seems to have had a few holes.''
✥ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡꜱ ✥
- ꜱɴɴ
- ᴀʀᴄʜɪᴠᴇ
✉ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ✉
- ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪꜱᴛʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
- ꜱᴛᴏʀɪᴇꜱ
⚒ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇɢɪᴏɴᴀʀʏ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ꜱɪʟᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴᴡᴇᴀʟᴛʜ ⚒
|☐ʜᴏᴍᴇ☐|❖ꜱᴄ ɪɴ ʜᴏɪ4❖|★ꜱᴄ'ꜱ ʀᴀᴅɪᴏ&ʟᴏᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ★|❇ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛɪᴛᴜᴛɪᴏɴ❇|✧ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ✧|✝ᴍᴀᴘꜱ&ɪɴꜰᴏ✝|☢ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ☢|
⚖ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ꜰᴇʟʟ,
ʀᴀᴅɪᴄᴀʟɪᴢᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴄ'ꜱ ᴅᴇᴍᴏᴄʀᴀᴄʏ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛᴇʀꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴀʟ ☠
_[][][][][][][L'''][Σ][][~][][][]_
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\(▀_(▀_(▀_(▀_(▀_(▀_(▀_▀)_▀)_▀)_▀)_▀)_▀)_▀)/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

Flag is for next card season. Credit to David Plisken

I keep wondering of why and how some users keep running in trouble with mods

Progress report: Rewrite is canned. Time to give this project a coffin dance and move on

SC ĐØɆ₴₦'₮ ⱤɆ₱ⱤɆ₴Ɇ₦₮ ₥Ɏ VłɆ₩₴

Simply Moi

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Indo-Malaysia
Minister
 
Posts: 2559
Founded: Nov 07, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Indo-Malaysia » Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:58 am

Silver Commonwealth wrote:
Pharoahs Haven wrote:Yeaaaaahhhhh soo.... you gonna pay for that pal?


''Alrighty, but how much it costs, again? My memory seems to have had a few holes.''

15 caps pal

You gonna pay or what

*gestures towards weird mafia mutant bouncer with 2 heads*
Tsar of the Order of the Southern North.
Minister of Foreign Affairs for KAISERREICH

Winner of the Best Delegate of Warzone Africa award

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Silver Commonwealth
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Posts: 1740
Founded: Aug 16, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Silver Commonwealth » Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:59 am

Indo-Malaysia wrote:
Silver Commonwealth wrote:
''Alrighty, but how much it costs, again? My memory seems to have had a few holes.''

15 caps pal

You gonna pay or what

*gestures towards weird mafia mutant bouncer with 2 heads*


''*Searches for monies in pocket and starts counting, then puts them on the table* Alright, here's 15 caps.''
✥ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡꜱ ✥
- ꜱɴɴ
- ᴀʀᴄʜɪᴠᴇ
✉ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ✉
- ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪꜱᴛʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
- ꜱᴛᴏʀɪᴇꜱ
⚒ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇɢɪᴏɴᴀʀʏ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ꜱɪʟᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴᴡᴇᴀʟᴛʜ ⚒
|☐ʜᴏᴍᴇ☐|❖ꜱᴄ ɪɴ ʜᴏɪ4❖|★ꜱᴄ'ꜱ ʀᴀᴅɪᴏ&ʟᴏᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ★|❇ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛɪᴛᴜᴛɪᴏɴ❇|✧ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ✧|✝ᴍᴀᴘꜱ&ɪɴꜰᴏ✝|☢ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ☢|
⚖ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ꜰᴇʟʟ,
ʀᴀᴅɪᴄᴀʟɪᴢᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴄ'ꜱ ᴅᴇᴍᴏᴄʀᴀᴄʏ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛᴇʀꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴀʟ ☠
_[][][][][][][L'''][Σ][][~][][][]_
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\(▀_(▀_(▀_(▀_(▀_(▀_(▀_▀)_▀)_▀)_▀)_▀)_▀)_▀)/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

Flag is for next card season. Credit to David Plisken

I keep wondering of why and how some users keep running in trouble with mods

Progress report: Rewrite is canned. Time to give this project a coffin dance and move on

SC ĐØɆ₴₦'₮ ⱤɆ₱ⱤɆ₴Ɇ₦₮ ₥Ɏ VłɆ₩₴

Simply Moi

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Kyundao
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 389
Founded: Jan 02, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby Kyundao » Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:59 am

The Kyundaoan fatcat pays 60 caps and takes the Nuka Cola six-pack. "Thank you good sir," he tells the man. The fatcat leaves the bar, gets in his car and drives away.

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Ikheria
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Posts: 199
Founded: Sep 28, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Ikheria » Sun Sep 27, 2020 5:09 am

A group of drunked Ikherians whom survive walk to the bar.
Wwwhhhaaaattt aaarrreee yyoou hhaavvveeee? They then grab their wallet.
Federal Democratic Republic of Ikheria
A nation in Poland, Belarus, and Kaliningrad from result of mass emigration from Nusantara/Indonesia. Capital is Yeltsingrad/Warsaw.
Member of CSTO, CIS, as well European Union.
A proud member of Europeia

Remember, Ikherian Language is Indonesian, but writed in Cyrillic script!
Here list of Ikheria's dispatch.
Ikheria Federal News Agency: Ongoing: Tension between Canan and Syria and Byzantium Empire.|Ikheria Air Force patrol Black Sea.

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Treciene
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Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Treciene » Sun Sep 27, 2020 5:11 am

N-day is boring
May I have a nuke cola
I Use
NS Stats.
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The Sovereign Constitutional Empire of Treciene
“Long Live Treciene, for the King and Glory!”

A Great Empire, on a Great Island, In the Middle of the Great Ocean.
The Land I Live in is Great and Glorious, The Land I do call home.
News: Shooting in North Harle kills 6, injures 13 | Congressional Leader out sick | Halloween preparations ready | Jiquake Senator dies at 83
FACTS:
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King: Priestan III
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Your Prize is Nothing!
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Why Does
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Why?

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Libertalonia
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Posts: 125
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Libertalonia » Sun Sep 27, 2020 5:25 am

N-day is fun

And i'll have a nuka pepsi
Libertalonian ships are moving to the pacific to face off against Shinjou aggression, Lilith promises to build a portal to the mulitverse, Eisteria and Shinjou are heading to a state of possible war. Lilith is going out of Alterna to meet chairwoman oomiya of the united socialist federation for her birthday, some see it as a betrayal of Libertalonian values while many others see it as the nation's first step to interdimensional relations and look beyond ideologies
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol

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Costaburrito
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Posts: 3
Founded: Aug 21, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Costaburrito » Mon Sep 28, 2020 9:00 pm

Ill just have 1 nukacola, extra radiationplease

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Middle Barael
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Posts: 224
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Middle Barael » Tue Sep 29, 2020 4:21 pm

“Can I get a Nuka-Cola Natural? You know, like the ones made with eco-friendly fair-trade cane-sugar?” says King Solomon.

“Also, where even am I? Like I know we can sometimes travel between universes, usually whenever I leave Forest, but where even is this???”
Last edited by Middle Barael on Tue Sep 29, 2020 4:22 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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