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The Salaxalans
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Founded: Oct 01, 2012
Civil Rights Lovefest

The Potato Alliance

Postby The Salaxalans » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:06 pm

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The Potato Alliance


Nations of NationStates! It is time to fulfill my Vice Secretary-General campaign promise. Two potatoes for everyone in NS! Did you all think your potatoes would be hand delivered by some kind WA functionary? Did you think we would all be cooking our potatoes together and having heartwarming moments with family and friends? WELL YOU WERE WRONG! WE'RE STICKING THEM ON NUKES AND SHOOTING THEM AT YOU! BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE POTATO!!!!!

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Harmonic Empire
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Corporate Police State

Postby Harmonic Empire » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:07 pm

I'm interested to lend my puppet rightnow.
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Tim-Opolis
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tim-Opolis » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:10 pm

There literally isn't a larger faction this year. Spiritus + 10KI + TNP + TSP + TRR + UDS + many many many more.

The Horsemen will strike, we know this. Wouldn't you rather be under the protective shields and Direct Potato Distribution of The Potato Alliance? This year we added pretty much all of Canopy and most of UPPERCUT to our ranks.
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Sanghyeok
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Sanghyeok » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:14 pm

We are anti-fascist, right? I hope we can strike some fascist regions out from the map.

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Little soft plushies and baths in hot springs
These are a few of my favorite things


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NSC Potato HQ
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Founded: Aug 19, 2020
Anarchy

Postby NSC Potato HQ » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:22 pm

Big Farma officially endorses the Potato Alliance.

Support Potato Alliance for a .01% higher chance of a legendary card in your next pack*
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Indusse
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Founded: Nov 21, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Indusse » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:35 pm

Hail Potato Alliance!
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Altmoras
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Founded: Jan 25, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby Altmoras » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:48 pm

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Lord Dominator
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Lord Dominator » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:01 pm

Altmoras wrote:(Image)

Wow, just ignoring the rest of us. How rude of you >:(
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Gandhian India
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Founded: Apr 15, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Gandhian India » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:05 pm

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Altmoras
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Altmoras » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:23 pm

Lord Dominator wrote:
Altmoras wrote:(Image)

Wow, just ignoring the rest of us. How rude of you >:(


You were happy to be ignored by us last year :)

Oh and mathematically speaking the rest of you are a minority. 2709 WAs in the non GCR Potato regions, 3024 in the three GCRs.
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Pilipinas and Malaya
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Founded: Jun 23, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Pilipinas and Malaya » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:41 pm

My puppets all pledge allegiance to this rightful cause. Together, we shall sow the tubers of chaos and bring forth a swift and merciless victory!

Provided we have NAPs with every major faction tbh.
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Lord Dominator
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Lord Dominator » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:49 pm

Altmoras wrote:
Lord Dominator wrote:Wow, just ignoring the rest of us. How rude of you >:(


You were happy to be ignored by us last year :)

If by happy, you mean living in fear :roll:
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Alnorud
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Founded: Sep 05, 2015
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Alnorud » Wed Sep 23, 2020 12:59 am

Altmoras wrote:Oh and mathematically speaking the rest of you are a minority. 2709 WAs in the non GCR Potato regions, 3024 in the three GCRs.

I think you forgot two GCRs there~
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Altmoras
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Altmoras » Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:56 am

Alnorud wrote:
Altmoras wrote:Oh and mathematically speaking the rest of you are a minority. 2709 WAs in the non GCR Potato regions, 3024 in the three GCRs.

I think you forgot two GCRs there~


The Warzones may be in UPPERCUT Potato Alliance, but I do not grant them the rank of GCR.
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Daytime to Night
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Founded: Dec 04, 2007
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Daytime to Night » Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:35 am

"Gooood morning fellow potato people, that was Gangsta by Kehlani and we are here to accompany your morning activities from 9 until 11. Time to go to Potricia for todays headlines:"

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"Thanks spud. Well today's major headline is the evolving political situation between Hell and the interregional Potato Alliance, which is seeking to establish safe and protected trade routes for the international passage of potatoes. A representative of Hell recently caused a stir by refusing to accept the prevailing theory that the cursed lands of Warzone Asia and Warzone Sandbox were divinely created. The representative of Hell said "dude, look, we know that God-person, and if that smug bastard had created those regions we'd sure-as-hell know about it. Why they so smol, don't you think that holy SOB might lead a few more people there?".

These provocative words are unlikely to be tolerated by the international community. We reached out to source within the Potato Alliance who told us "I really don't understand what this has to do with potato routes?", to which the representative of Hell responded "kinda cringe". The situation is clearly escalating towards a completely over-the-top crescendo and we'll keep listeners updated as events unfold."

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Megistos
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Founded: May 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Megistos » Wed Sep 23, 2020 5:49 am

*parties*

IT'S THE POTATO, WITH MORE REGIONS THAN EVER!
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Minskiev
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Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Minskiev » Wed Sep 23, 2020 5:55 am

Woohoo! Potatoes! Now, do we accept sweet potatoes as part of us, or cast them into the fire?
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Megistos
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Megistos » Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:08 am

Minskiev wrote:Woohoo! Potatoes! Now, do we accept sweet potatoes as part of us, or cast them into the fire?

I think part of us. Afterall, more potatoes are better, except when those potatoes are potato haters. Then we cast them into the fire for burnt potato sacrifices.
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Auphelia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Auphelia » Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:19 am

The Salaxalans wrote:Nations of NationStates! It is time to fulfill my Vice Secretary-General campaign promise. Two potatoes for everyone in NS! Did you all think your potatoes would be hand delivered by some kind WA functionary? Did you think we would all be cooking our potatoes together and having heartwarming moments with family and friends? WELL YOU WERE WRONG! WE'RE STICKING THEM ON NUKES AND SHOOTING THEM AT YOU! BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE POTATO!!!!!


I hope they like their potatoes baked.
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Minskiev
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Minskiev » Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:22 am

Auphelia wrote:
The Salaxalans wrote:Nations of NationStates! It is time to fulfill my Vice Secretary-General campaign promise. Two potatoes for everyone in NS! Did you all think your potatoes would be hand delivered by some kind WA functionary? Did you think we would all be cooking our potatoes together and having heartwarming moments with family and friends? WELL YOU WERE WRONG! WE'RE STICKING THEM ON NUKES AND SHOOTING THEM AT YOU! BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE POTATO!!!!!


I hope they like their potatoes baked.


Double-baked potatoes may be my favorite. Lucky them.
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Comfed
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Founded: Apr 09, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Comfed » Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:37 am

So this was your plan all along! We should have known before voting for you...
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Harmonic Empire
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Founded: Mar 17, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Harmonic Empire » Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:46 am

Minskiev wrote:
Auphelia wrote:
I hope they like their potatoes baked.


Double-baked potatoes may be my favorite. Lucky them.

Ahem, PotaTorture exist.
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J o J
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Founded: Dec 18, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby J o J » Wed Sep 23, 2020 9:07 am

Sanghyeok wrote:We are anti-fascist, right? I hope we can strike some fascist regions out from the map.


We'll be expecting you. I'll telegram my "fash" buddies to have refreshments ready when you arrive. Nuclear refreshments that is. :)
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Kandorith
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Kandorith » Wed Sep 23, 2020 9:10 am

I like potatoes, so this might be worth a shot.

No pun intended.
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9003
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Father Knows Best State

Postby 9003 » Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:04 am

Well little spudlings its almost time for the greats potato show down of your life!
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