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[DRAFT] Transportation for @@CAPITAL@@

Postby The Nation of the People of the Nation » Tue Sep 22, 2020 12:51 pm

The streets of @@CAPITAL@@ are packed to the brim, and so is your office with all of the people offering solutions.

1. "Why hello, you dashingly handsome leader." Says Tom Mcallister, CEO of Roads R Us Ltd. "If you merely give us the contract to build all of the roads in @@CAPITAL@@, we will ensure there is no traffic again. Ignore the part of the plan that bulldozes your grandma's house."
Fallout: 1/8 of the population of @@CAPITAL@@ is now homeless due to road construction.

2. "Roads are not the answer!" Screams the tie-die clad man that just climbed through your window. "We need bikes, more bikes, free bikes. Furthermore let's ban cars from @@CAPITAL@@, too much pollution."
Fallout: @@CAPITAL@@ is just a network of bike lanes interrupted by mutual co-ops growing kale.

3. "There is a rational middle ground." The bureaucrat from the 16th floor tells you. "Let's build a new metro line, and charge a congestion charge to fund it."
Fallout: The Public Transportation Budget has increased 3 fold.

4. "What if we just flattened @@CAPITAL@@." The shadowy voice over your shoulder tells you. "The problem is congestion, so get rid of the root cause, flatten the city!"
Fallout: All that remains in @@CAPITAL@@ is your office.

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Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Sep 25, 2020 3:05 pm

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