[title] none yet
[description] Many are escaping their binding clothes and clothing laws inside their private property. However, after adventurers recently stumbled upon someone going for a nice stroll naked, people are unsure where the harsh nudism laws affect.
[validity] must have Prudism, must have Capitalism
[option] “I can’t believe this!” protests @@RANDOMNAME_1@@, the libertarian @@MAN_1@@ found nude, as @@HE_1@@ is conveniently covered by an intern’s shaky hands. “My private property was intruded without permission, but I’m the one breaking the law? Those draconian nudism laws shouldn’t take effect on private property! Today it’s thirty-minute morning hikes completely naked, tomorrow it’s basic hygiene.”
[effect] nudists kidnap children to take with them down their slippery slope
[option] “I can’t believe this!” hollers conservative do-gooder and said adventurer @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ covers up @@HIS@@ lack of a tan line. “The laws of @@NAME@@ only stop outside of @@NAME@@! How do you think my children felt seeing you like that during our camping trip? These laws help shield our eyes from these immoral, disgusting, and perverted freaks, and these same laws need to lock them up, no matter where they are!”
[effect] @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ are nicknamed ‘Morlocks’ as basic hygiene is often illegal in @@NAME@@
[option] “You know, I can probably believe this,” blankly @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, noted nihilist teenage philosopher, covering his suspiciously light red eyes. “We stupid, dumb, minuscule, and irrelevant specks of dust in the grand scheme of things shouldn’t care about what @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME_1@@ is wearing, or rather, not wearing. After all, we’re all going to die in the end, and nothing matters and love is fake, unlike my parent’s neglect of me.” He begins to tear up, but he snaps out of it and sighs.
[effect] therapists only seem to answer with who cares, it doesn’t matter, and what