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Talatorrum
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: Apr 12, 2019
Corporate Police State

What's the worst thing about AN?

Postby Talatorrum » Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:34 pm

You may answer in any way you desire.
I dont like libs and I don't use stats, but they are a good indicator of Talatorrum's structure.

Pro:
-thearchy
-religion
-absolute monarchy
-censorship
-militarism
-slave economy
-caste
-traditionalism
-ultranationalism
-eugenics
-imperialism
-infanticide
-sacrifice
-closed borders
-feudalism
-autocracy
-racial supremacy
-heterosexuality

Neutral:
-capitalism
-fascism

Anti:
-democracy
-anarchism
-feminism
-abortion
-corporatism
-socialism
-communism
-pacifism
-libertarianism
-equal-rights
-women's-rights
-open borders
-globalism
-humanism
-veganism
-social democracy
-liberalism
-homosexuality

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La xinga
Minister
 
Posts: 3435
Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby La xinga » Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:37 pm

That they......seems to be.............


Okay, I'll just spill it, WAY TOO TOTALITARIAN.

At least we have a nice dictator!
He created everything, and he was forever and will always be. He is perfect and his word is always true. He will never change his word, and YOU would not be reading this signature if it was not for him to allow your eyes to see!
Average religious person. Nothing collided with nothing, the Almighty did everything, and the world is 5781 years old. Deal with it.
No, please don't argue! I'm innocent!

Yes, we may too, may all of us be innocent.

Unless you're not...

WAMP WAMP!
#KAG2020

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Hi, The east pacific!
GLORIOUS AMERICANIUM IMPERIUM!
Creationist, pro-life, straight.
ALL LIVES MATTER!

Nation in TEP. Don't endorse me if I am over 400 endos. Still a long way to go!

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Sanghyeok
Diplomat
 
Posts: 715
Founded: Dec 29, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Sanghyeok » Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:38 pm

Magathor, The Arch God of Death, Pain, Power and Mind, The Lord of Blades, The Master of Fire, Exterminator of The Impure, Killer of False Gods, Dragon of The Universe, The Great one, The One Who Shall Conquer All that Belongs to both Heaven and Earth, King of Talatorrum, Cleanser of The Weak, Torturer of The Unworthy, Father of The Gods, The First and Last Being, The Creator, Allfather, Ruler of The World, The Dark God, The Great Imperator, The Fist of War, Overlord of The Black Pyramid and The Ultimate Power.


"Not just an evil leader, but also a narcissist."
-@idontwannafail1222 on the popular holo-forum Mirai to Mirai
我が祖国は、革命の赤旗を守る!世界の労働者万歳 統一戦線万歳 どんな時も その眩しさ 覚えていた
National News: Azur Deutschland Leaders Julienne and Sylvia warmly welcomed by Chairwoman Oomiya in visit, thaw in relations expected. The two nations have had tense relations over ideology, but "Pudding, Tea and Cosplay Diplomacy" of leaders appears to be working- the second day of the tea-meeting has begun.

Chairwoman Oomiya News: Chairwoman Oomiya currently hosting tea meeting, cosplay and doll party with Azur Deutschland Leaders Julienne and Sylvia at Chairwoman's Residence in Chu'o Tokai, Ministry of Foreign Affairs hopeful for breakthrough in diplomacy

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La xinga
Minister
 
Posts: 3435
Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby La xinga » Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:40 pm

Sanghyeok wrote:
Magathor, The Arch God of Death, Pain, Power and Mind, The Lord of Blades, The Master of Fire, Exterminator of The Impure, Killer of False Gods, Dragon of The Universe, The Great one, The One Who Shall Conquer All that Belongs to both Heaven and Earth, King of Talatorrum, Cleanser of The Weak, Torturer of The Unworthy, Father of The Gods, The First and Last Being, The Creator, Allfather, Ruler of The World, The Dark God, The Great Imperator, The Fist of War, Overlord of The Black Pyramid and The Ultimate Power.


"Not just an evil leader, but also a narcissist."
-@idontwannafail1222 on the popular holo-forum Mirai to Mirai

You got de ninjad. :o

/stillme
He created everything, and he was forever and will always be. He is perfect and his word is always true. He will never change his word, and YOU would not be reading this signature if it was not for him to allow your eyes to see!
Average religious person. Nothing collided with nothing, the Almighty did everything, and the world is 5781 years old. Deal with it.
No, please don't argue! I'm innocent!

Yes, we may too, may all of us be innocent.

Unless you're not...

WAMP WAMP!
#KAG2020

If you support capitalism, put this in your signature.
Hi, The east pacific!
GLORIOUS AMERICANIUM IMPERIUM!
Creationist, pro-life, straight.
ALL LIVES MATTER!

Nation in TEP. Don't endorse me if I am over 400 endos. Still a long way to go!

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Talatorrum
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: Apr 12, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Talatorrum » Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:55 pm

They let a weak marxist breeder into their government.
I dont like libs and I don't use stats, but they are a good indicator of Talatorrum's structure.

Pro:
-thearchy
-religion
-absolute monarchy
-censorship
-militarism
-slave economy
-caste
-traditionalism
-ultranationalism
-eugenics
-imperialism
-infanticide
-sacrifice
-closed borders
-feudalism
-autocracy
-racial supremacy
-heterosexuality

Neutral:
-capitalism
-fascism

Anti:
-democracy
-anarchism
-feminism
-abortion
-corporatism
-socialism
-communism
-pacifism
-libertarianism
-equal-rights
-women's-rights
-open borders
-globalism
-humanism
-veganism
-social democracy
-liberalism
-homosexuality

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Azur Deutschland
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Azur Deutschland » Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:02 pm

La Xinga: More of a personal thing, but the fact that you don't have the name of your nation capitalized in your factbooks kinda irks me

Talatorrum: Well, as I'm more of an Imperium of Man fan, almost everything is the worst thing... If I had to pick one thing, the insanely evil chaos iconography and the satanic vibes I get.
The only hell I like is the one with the well-dressed anime women demons.
"Eine Perfekte Welt"
"Halt die Klauen nicht zurück! Nur die Starken überlebt!"
Slowly feeling better, I think. Still have some anxiety, still have some problems eating.
I'm not a Nazi. Their uniforms just look really cool. Especially when combined with anime.
Aurelia Dellamorte is very fond of saying "ara ara"

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Miranda-22
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Sep 13, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Miranda-22 » Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:04 pm

Azur Deutschland wrote:La Xinga: More of a personal thing, but the fact that you don't have the name of your nation capitalized in your factbooks kinda irks me

Talatorrum: Well, as I'm more of an Imperium of Man fan, almost everything is the worst thing... If I had to pick one thing, the insanely evil chaos iconography and the satanic vibes I get.
The only hell I like is the one with the well-dressed anime women demons.

That last statement - the "well-dressed anime women demons"- is the worst thing about Azur Deutschland BLU team.

And I'm more of a RED man myself.
More factbooks might show
up at some point, lotsa
projects going on rn.
Keep an eye out!
Outer Acharet made
a nation of drunk spacers.
It remains to be
seen if that was wise.

A lonely station hanging in the void, laughing off their troubles.
Heinlein's libertarian dream turned out to be pretty damn drunk.
NS Stats Spaced for Disorderly Conduct
Ahoy, these nations be mine also: Outer AcharetKiu Ghesik

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Diplomat
 
Posts: 753
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:06 pm

I think their flag was scribbled on by Alastair. It's perfectly horrible.
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 18 September 2020 |King Still in Serious Condition | WF Man Tries to Invade Poland| WF MP Slaps Another With Fish

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | TEARS AND CRYING (Latest Alastair Update)


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SatoSere
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 162
Founded: Jun 24, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby SatoSere » Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:08 pm

Why the fuck is their leader alcoholic?
The Immortal Pristine Revolutionary State of Ukraine
SUMMARY: An autocratic technocratic "utopia" with the best architecture and environment in the world, paid by the freedom of citizens.
What do we have to offer? A magnificent timeless architecture, weather-altering BS machines, a pristine environment, a strong military, and a death toll of 10 million from our concentration camps and bloody wars.
FOR EVERY BAD REPLY, A POLITICAL OPPONENT WILL BE SENT TO CHERNOBYL. 13 sent (don't get offended if you get chernobyl'd 'tis just a joke)
Every ton of carbon reduced is a step to make Ukraine not cursed!
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Leskya
Attaché
 
Posts: 87
Founded: Jan 05, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Leskya » Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:13 pm

This is gonna get me shipped to Chernobyl, but the amourshipping CENSURED BY ARTUR.
People's Socialist Union of LeskyaLa Popola Socialista Unio de Leskjo
———————————————————————————
OverviewUnion-President NeumannInternational Assembly
All factbooks are currently being retconned. Expect things to change a lot.
ONLY THE THREE LISTED ABOVE ARE CANON FOR NOW.

Nuclear commie ayys comments: 5

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Diplomat
 
Posts: 753
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:14 pm

SatoSere wrote:Why the fuck is their leader alcoholic?

Me:

Image

/Skip
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 18 September 2020 |King Still in Serious Condition | WF Man Tries to Invade Poland| WF MP Slaps Another With Fish

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | TEARS AND CRYING (Latest Alastair Update)


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-The New California Republic-
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 16, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby -The New California Republic- » Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:02 pm

My nation is in no position to say such things, but legalized marijuana, AI personhood, socialism, and no prison are without a doubt the worst things about Leskya.
"Noooooooooo! You can't just ignore your nation's official stats! That's Cheating!"

"haha custom stats go brr"

In case you didn't understand the joke, we don't use NS-Stats. All stats are mostly based off that of the Fallout franchise's lore regarding the NCR.

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Novia Xeneia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Dec 16, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Novia Xeneia » Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:07 pm

Till now its only their flag which has text and a bear on it
Last edited by Novia Xeneia on Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:07 pm, edited 1 time in total.
A democratic nation recovering from communist past.We are a democratic Republic with equal rights for everyone.
September 19,2020|Headlines:Cem Pike recovers fully from tuberculosis, returning to office tomorrow|Cem Pike's gets to the highest level again after receiving death threat saying he will be Assassinated if he returns back to office|Novia Xeneia becomes a Federal Democratic Republic after decision taken by the supreme court to restrict power of the Communist Party further

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Garden at 6th Mile Road
Diplomat
 
Posts: 524
Founded: Sep 20, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Garden at 6th Mile Road » Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:09 pm

Their Dark Regime is most definitely it, though it's rather... average, for me to find anything noteworthy.
Factbooks | No NS Stats for this nation! | Theme Song 1 | Theme Song 2

Ruled by *takes a deep breath*
Holly Aceline De Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Van Haar Mooie Universum Aurora Symantha Vreugde Astrid Lavender Lexis Lilac Harmony Tsi. Marlie Nova Radiant Lapia Starlight.
• Self-proclaimed King of Forum 7, a.k.a. Forum 7 dweller that your mom warns you about. (Got inspiration from Folknoren).
• Favorite catchphrase: Nani the f**k, so many ninjas.
• A dimensional rift created from nuclear bombs..... or is it?
• Violently violated the Laws of Thermodynamics with shoddy writing.

Current Energy Level: SSCG(3)Σk = 1 [ k * ((SSCG(3) ↑TREE(3) g64)!) ] Joules,
g64 = Graham's Number, TREE(n) = TREE sequence, SSCG(n) = Friedman's SSCG function, n! = Factorial, and an b = Knuth's Up-Arrow Notation.

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Sanghyeok
Diplomat
 
Posts: 715
Founded: Dec 29, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Sanghyeok » Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:16 pm

City: Tokyo

Population: 0

Country: Japan


Cursed....
我が祖国は、革命の赤旗を守る!世界の労働者万歳 統一戦線万歳 どんな時も その眩しさ 覚えていた
National News: Azur Deutschland Leaders Julienne and Sylvia warmly welcomed by Chairwoman Oomiya in visit, thaw in relations expected. The two nations have had tense relations over ideology, but "Pudding, Tea and Cosplay Diplomacy" of leaders appears to be working- the second day of the tea-meeting has begun.

Chairwoman Oomiya News: Chairwoman Oomiya currently hosting tea meeting, cosplay and doll party with Azur Deutschland Leaders Julienne and Sylvia at Chairwoman's Residence in Chu'o Tokai, Ministry of Foreign Affairs hopeful for breakthrough in diplomacy

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New Wolvers
Envoy
 
Posts: 208
Founded: Mar 26, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Wolvers » Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:17 pm

their communism and protracted warfare idea.

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Eastern Fardelshufflestein
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Aug 14, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Eastern Fardelshufflestein » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:41 pm

Instead of making lesser number of, larger factbooks, they make smaller, large number of factbooks. It makes the nation look cluttered.
♚ Eastern Fardelshufflestein ♚
Note: Contrary to popular belief, this is not a puppet of Western Fardelshufflestein. This alt-Fardelshufflestein joke was funny when I created this nation over a month ago. If you make one, PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT, FFS!
Eastern Fardelshufflestein is a quiet, little constitutional monarchy located in the South Pacifc. We are well known for our love of weed and South Park, and hatred of Western Fardelshufflestein. WF is a scam by Elizabeth II and Kenneth Branagh to make Bepis smell like Coke.
EF News: EF Man dies of happiness after getting to know that his purchase at a supermarket cost exactly 420 Schlubs. PM Towelie sends condolences.

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New Wolvers
Envoy
 
Posts: 208
Founded: Mar 26, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Wolvers » Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:09 am

Eastern Fardelshufflestein wrote:Instead of making lesser number of, larger factbooks, they make smaller, large number of factbooks. It makes the nation look cluttered.

Cleanup is in progress, don't worry
/skip

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SatoSere
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 162
Founded: Jun 24, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby SatoSere » Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:13 am

The fact that it isn't Western Fardleshufflestein
The Immortal Pristine Revolutionary State of Ukraine
SUMMARY: An autocratic technocratic "utopia" with the best architecture and environment in the world, paid by the freedom of citizens.
What do we have to offer? A magnificent timeless architecture, weather-altering BS machines, a pristine environment, a strong military, and a death toll of 10 million from our concentration camps and bloody wars.
FOR EVERY BAD REPLY, A POLITICAL OPPONENT WILL BE SENT TO CHERNOBYL. 13 sent (don't get offended if you get chernobyl'd 'tis just a joke)
Every ton of carbon reduced is a step to make Ukraine not cursed!
Q&A here another acc: HXVZ-07031017


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