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The Invasion Of Qatranshaqwah

A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]

Should Djikolaa declare war on Great Ilea

Poll ended at Thu Sep 24, 2020 9:31 am

Yes, with full force immediately
12
63%
Yes, with less force soon
1
5%
Maybe, depending of future events
1
5%
No, withdraw declaration soon
4
21%
No, pay them a new tribute
1
5%
 
Total votes : 19

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The Invasion Of Qatranshaqwah

Postby Yusik » Fri Sep 04, 2020 9:31 am

INVASION OF QATRANSHAQWAH, DJIKOLAA DECLARES WAR ON GREATER ILEA
JOIN IN THE DISCUSSION OF WAR WITH ILEA. ALL NATIONS WELCOME.
Earlier today, The region of Djikolaa declared war on the small region of Greater Ilea, due to their suspected Destruction of the grand temple of Djejoni Kelkehmaght in the City of al-QATRANSHAQWAH also known as Bhudjo.
Al-Qatranshaqwah:
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Country of LocationYusik
Region of Location:Djikolaa
Main Language:Ukadian
Population:2 million

Nebekr Al shahani, a local business man reported 'կալ մւստրոզտ սեր տեհ շեqհ մատտր սեբր կե հարագան։ Շոխմոն սատալաւ մեհձերհ ̕ՍՒԼԿՒՐԱՏԱՁՆԱՍՏԱՆԱՆ̕ օփակրտամշեիխ ալակաստւ յետրանանան։' Via our translator, Nuhjemon al-Septr we have been able to pick up an important piece of information, as shown via this translated extract: 'kal mwstrozt ser teh sheqh mattr sebr ke haragan։ Shoxmon satalaw mehd'erh ̕SWLKWRATAD'NASTANAN̕ o'p'akrtamsheix alakastw yetrananan։ (early this morning, a young man dressed in an ilean oufit approched me with a Haraga sword. He screamed at me 'Death to the natives who reist colonisation' and then preceded to shout at me in Ileaan.) '

Hence, the well armed Ukadian army headed toward Ilea today, with a catsket full of 'մորդձնիծե', in an attempt to make peace. Due to the mysterious nature of Ilea, 200 of the best diplomats died, leading to the descision. Jhakeel Jamnou, one of the soldiers reported to us in classical Yjukdju 'ሐክር ኣክ ከህሚር ሳህጁት ኣል ፑኡትኒር፦ ምዓሕዓርዓኻንጎኖጎ ስሀህፕ ኢኦትዩ ስሃክጀሀር ተህጁም።' This roughly translates as 'hoardes of armed natives offered us the tradtional M'belu drink. As we are DIPLOMATS we accpted. soon after they attempted to slit our throats.'

Our plucky soldiers managed to retrieve a new linguistic mystery... The new language of Makrahuy. It is similair to the bejon tribal language, however linguists can't understand it. The script is this 'ཏོལོཏྲ ཧྗཀྲརེཇེཀེངལ ཏུཧྗཧྐྨེརཏལལལུཛྸིེུཇེཁེཇཏརེཇྷུནཏྲུཡེ༄'. If you have any ideas to it's meaning, please wright in. Current analysis showsthat it may translate to something like 'sacred holy stone' but no-one really knows!

An extract from the tahla times shows that there has been much anger in the local communities in the Qatranshaqwah region:

Շահադւեկենա̕ա դւկրտահւտրանահաձւ ոիձգ րիսոիֆ ոի ֆոսի ֆոիֆ ոսիֆ իֆձ սոիֆ ոսիֆ ոիգ դֆգ դիրձգնդձֆ աոեիկ րձqիոեձ ոսկդֆկն վգիդձֆկնգ սոձֆ ոիեֆոիխդւֆձ իոձտ իոսրձ եոիրձ ոիեկֆ ո՞ իձոի ոիձ աոի դոսիադ ոիդ ոիադձ ոիձֆձ ոի ֆոիխ ձֆոֆոի ֆոդֆ դ ֆձկդվ ֆխձվնոս ֆկդմնվ ոսսիոկֆ մսկե մֆձդհֆ9ւոձեւպqոձր րոկդղրկ ֆ պաւե պqու ձֆոիֆգձդֆկձգ րիոգձեի րֆպոա ե ֆոձպաեոձ ֆոդձ իձվ պդիֆձ պաեոֆ ոդկվֆմբն իոեկրֆձպաեր պոաֆձ պի ֆպ/ր 0ֆւ9եֆձեֆձ ոֆլի աֆոաի հֆոա իծր/ւօօօօօշ։ իձֆ եիոֆձկ ծադձֆ ոաի ուիհֆոեիո աֆդձբ ֆիհբ ոֆիձպեձ որ հբոդբ իձ բպե գոեպ գձֆնվ դի վսեպձֆ պոե ձվիիոր վնֆոի վձոպֆվֆպգւրհգդիվֆիպ ֆոե ձֆպրվ։ (Shahadwekena̕a dwkrtahwtranahad'w oid'g risoif oi fosi foif osif ifd' soif osif oig dfg dird'gndd'f aoeik rd'qioed' oskdfkn vgidd'fkng sod'f oiefoixdwfd' iod't iosrd' eoird' oiekf o՞ id'oi oid' aoi dosiad oid oiadd' oid'fd' oi foix d'fofoi fodf d fd'kdv fxd'vnos fkdmnv ossiokf mske mfd'dhf9wod'ewpqod'r rokdghrk f pawe pqow d'foifgd'dfkd'g riogd'ei rfpoa e fod'paeod' fodd' id'v pdifd' paeof odkvfmbn ioekrfd'paer poafd' pi fp/r 0fw9efd'efd' ofli afoai hfoa ic'r/wo'o'o'o'o'sh։ id'f eiofd'k c'add'f oai owihfoeio afdd'b fihb ofid'ped' or hbodb id' bpe goep gd'fnv di vsepd'f poe d'viior vnfoi vd'opfvfpgwrhgdivfip foe d'fprv։)


Sadly, all attempts to fully translate have been put down by the local government, but we can reveal the summary:

'The local temple means so much to the community, it was very angering to see it go. Hence, tonight we have decided to CENSORED as a retaliation to the ilean authorities. They will never see it coming. Our village leader, CENSORED has given his approval of the act, so off we go to CENSORED. The Ileans obviously hate CENSORED hence that is our secret weapon. Hopefull we can convert some on the way! CENSORED is the only true CENSORED and we are there to support him. As Gdujdi Gudjan says 'CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED' Hilarious right? Anyway any opposition will be CENSORED for treason against our CENSORED'. Ha, bet they wont see that coming. HAIL CENSORED AND PRAY FOR CENSORED IN OUR MAIDEN CENSORED TO THE NATION OF CENSORED WHICH RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO US CENSORED IN CENSORED!!!'

Scary right? the amount of CENSORED material that we revealed there was almost illegal! Now, back to the temple. Are correspondant, Jhagen Hejra telles us about the state of the situation..

'Ghjej Kej, hello! So, I'm outside of the temple Yujrah (ጽሃረ ዩድራግጋ) and all I can see is well, rubble. Signs of the ground in Ilean say 'ܡܐܠܠܐܢܗܐ ܟܥ ܝܐܘܟܗ ܣܗܐܗ ܐܠ ܟܐܪܝܡ ܢܐܟܟܥܗ' Literally translating to 'You better run, we're having fun [planting a bomb in your temple]. Apart from that, the small templeis now filled with pilgrims. A man is standing in the centre with ჯემეჰ written on his forehead - that transliterates as jemeh, so maybe meaning traitor? anyway, Signs everywhere are hanging with the traditional მალჯქაჰyუთხუჯთაბან (preist) painted on them. Woah! In a giant fireball has just landed in the centre! Wow, its the მალჯქაჰyუთხუჯთაბან(priest). He's dead. Oh my gosh! Sorry I can't report any longer! ⲅⲁⲣⲁⲛⲧϩⲛⲁⲙ ⲩⲩ ⲧⲉϩⲃⲉⲕ ⲧⲉϩ ⲙⲁⲁϩ (GARANTHNAM YU TEHBEK TEH MAAH - GOD FORBID MY SINS)

Wow, well thats a bit dramatic! Sadly, that is the end of todays article, but please wright in if you too want to declare war on Great Ilea. Thank you!
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Postby Tishilawe » Fri Sep 04, 2020 9:39 am

Thank you for your superb speed on the news. Our correspondent in Tahut is now putting it into print. ϨⲰⲈⲖⲀⲀ ϢⲀϨⲀⲆ ⲀⲔⲢⲚⲀϨ - SHWELA SHAHAD AKRAN JUSICE - FOR THE LEADER

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Condemnations of Ilea

Postby Tishilawe » Fri Sep 04, 2020 9:46 am

I, A Citizen of the land of Tishilawe, and a person of the grand region of Djikolaa call for WAR with Greater Ilea. May Other nations help on the situations, and assist our armed forces in the conflict. We call for help in this situation. As a Tishilawaia, a de facto ruler of my faire region, I plead for felow nations to bring forward further allegations, condemnations, and anger aimed at Ilea. Mighty countries, we plead for your help.
ϨⲰⲈⲖⲀⲀ ϢⲀϨⲀⲆ ⲀⲔⲢⲚⲀϨ. JUSTICE FOR THE LEADER
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Postby Yusik » Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:28 am

ImageCondemnation of Ilea Counted on by Countless Citizens

political respondant: Jhelkel Samuk Al-Shahad Koroq Jhehed retlaj Umajik

Today, our Mighty leader, Jhelen M'ta has regained our trust. With the Ilea situation out of hand, he has called in the tribal council. The tribal council has remarcked for our newspaper below: 'Շադւխ ալ̕ պհեպետեq սահան որւտիծ ծոլոներ օտահաշ̕ եխտել սազահ"ԱՀԱQ ԱՆՒՆ ՍՒԼՒԿԱՏ ԱԼ-ԱԿ։"' Translated, this means 'The condemnation of Ilea must begin now. They have disrespected our traditions, and must pay for it"INVASISION STARTS NOW, WITHOUT DOUBT"'

Hence, the military council has put forward the troops and they have set sail. They are expected to reach Ilea in 3 days. With a stopoff in CONFIDENTIAL we will be there before the Ileans can say 'Ⲇⲏⲉϩⲉⲙⲉⲛⲉⲕⲁⲗⲁⲗⲕⲁⲛ Ⲧⲁⲏⲩⲙⲕⲅⲏ, Djehemenekalalkan Tajumkgj (we are going to destroy you)'.

ϨⲰⲈⲖⲀⲀ ϢⲀϨⲀⲆ ⲀⲔⲢⲚⲀϨ. JUSTICE FOR THE LEADER!

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Postby Yusik » Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:38 am

ϨⲰⲈⲖⲀⲀ ϢⲀϨⲀⲆ ⲀⲔⲢⲚⲀϨ. JUSTICE FOR THE LEADER

I, A Citizen of the land of Yusik, and a person of the grand region of Djikolaa call for WAR with Greater Ilea. May Other nations help on the situations, and assist our armed forces in the conflict. We call for help in this situation. Pleading from fellow Tishilawaia, the de facto rulers of my faire region, plead for fellow nations to bring forward further allegations, condemnations, and anger aimed at Ilea. Mighty countries, we plead for your help.

Please, all nations join in the allegations against our greatest enemy. All are enemies in the eyes of Ilea. Justice for the Sacred Monuments. ϨⲰⲈⲖⲀⲀ ϢⲀϨⲀⲆ ⲀⲔⲢⲚⲀϨ. JUSTICE FOR THE LEADER. Justice for our culture.

JOIN IN THE DISCUSSION OF WAR WITH ILEA. ALL NATIONS WELCOME.

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Postby Zaqhab Hutra » Sat Sep 05, 2020 12:14 am

Coming in from Zaqhab Hutra. We accuse Ilea of the following crimes:
▪︎murder of the leader of a religion
▪︎intrusion into a country without legal recognition
▪︎ disrespect of culture
▪︎Invasion of Zaqhab Hutra last night
▪︎ Death of Nbonu Tehlj via Ilea

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Postby Yusik » Sat Sep 05, 2020 3:51 am

20,000 dead due to Ileans! Ilea attacks Nhaduj City

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Pilipinas and malaya

Postby Zaqhab Hutra » Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:43 am

TO ALL: PLEASE JOIN IN THE CHAT!! WAR ON ILEA MUST BEGIN WITH ALL HELPING!!!
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Postby Zaqhab Hutra » Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:53 am

Oluoy ke tanahshju terek jui ke landiun qon fogilau tehen yomoburri iitalo vitj iamlnon. Ilea ka ndigno hu iutu tche ne jon hei jak hen do lai. ~ J●kloui ●rajhu translation "to those who hurt our nation and aim to remove and destroy our culture, you need to meet our enemy's. Ilea would destroy a a nation over a pack of biscuits. Dont trust them.~Nøkloi ørahyyu

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Postby Yusik » Fri Sep 11, 2020 10:23 am

Djikolaa Declares War on Greater Ilea In response to international poll.
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Postby Yusik » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:54 am

Poll is till open

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Postby Yusik » Thu Sep 24, 2020 9:43 am

:twisted: With End of poll, Djikolaa Declares war! :twisted:

With the ending of this weeks poll, the fragile situation with Greater Ilea has been determined - we declare war! Parties in the streets show our regions proudness at the election! 39000 legions have been sent tot start the invasion.

Good day, and long live Djikolaa

:twisted: Ւիտհ Ենդ ոֆ պոլլ՝ Դձիկոլաա Դեծլարես ւար՜ :twisted:

Ւիտհ տհե ենդինգ ոֆ տհիս ւէկս պոլլ՝ տհե ֆրագիլե սիտւատիոն ւիտհ Գրեատեր Իլեա հաս բէն դետերմինեդ - ւե դեծլարե ւար՜ Պարտիես ին տհե ստրէծ շու ուր րեգիոնս պրուդնեսս ատ տհե ելեծտիոն՜ 39000 լեգիոնս հավե բէն սենտ տոտ ստարտ տհե ինվասիոն։

Գօդ դայ՝ անդ լոնգ լիվե Դձիկոլաա

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Postby Yusik » Thu Sep 24, 2020 10:31 am

Yahqrag teh jumlon ekheh saab tewehjah ko lium-liumke nawarah gorishis ri tawhaju.
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Project Tishilawe

Postby Yusik » Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:52 am

Rate Tishilawe's website (to see click here) in the comments below for a chance to be featured in it as an ally against Ilea! It is still in its very early stages, so a lot of the pages are unfinished! Thanks!
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