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YN's drill instructor's thought about AN's soldier.

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Skyhooked
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YN's drill instructor's thought about AN's soldier.

Postby Skyhooked » Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:28 pm

Somehow, an average soldier of the nation above went through a course of military drills of your nation, and afterwards a drill instructor evaluates his performance. What would he think? Would he be proud? Or perhaps he would call AN's soldier "Worthless maggot" or something? Or something in between?

Example: "Now, where the heck is this guy from Nonexistville? He never appeared, and he is nowhere to be found. Gotta be someone's prank!"
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

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Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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The Centrucian Empire
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Postby The Centrucian Empire » Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:35 pm

"They found our training unconventional and were more used to ranged than melee combat, they persevered but flinched at the Propatum which is something we cannot forgive. Harder stomach! Harder warrior!"

- Centrcia Drill Master
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Postby Skyhooked » Thu Aug 13, 2020 5:33 am

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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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New Carthagea
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Postby New Carthagea » Thu Aug 13, 2020 5:36 am

"The Centrucians are rather aggressive ! They just want to fight with swords and spears, when we want them to fight at a safe distance with modern technology. It's going to take us some time to make them adapt to our way of life. "
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The Euro-Siberian Union
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Postby The Euro-Siberian Union » Thu Aug 13, 2020 5:41 am

"They're cucks but they're still our allies."
- Euro-Siberian Combined Armed Forces Drill Instructor #153232
Е В Р О - С И Б И Р С К А Я - С О Ю З

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We aren't commies or entirely slavic! or a nation for that matter. We're a slightly more centralized DemSoc Soviet EU with countless ethnicities within its borders.

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Postby Skyhooked » Thu Aug 13, 2020 6:36 am

"So, what about Euro-Siberian dudes? They ain't some unusual sort. They ran, then jumped, they fought in sparrings. They got tired. Just usual folks, and for some reason, they didn't tell us even a lil' bit about their past or something."
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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The hallowed imperium
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Postby The hallowed imperium » Thu Aug 13, 2020 6:42 am

"physically fit but could not follow orders effectively, I would recommend assignment to an unorthodox regiment such as the chemdogs, he is likely to be able to keep up with their anarchy and physically may be superior to the standard they are use to... though below what we would expect for a regular regiment unaddled by drugs." -Drill abbot of Xenos Auxilia
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Postby Nacrad » Thu Aug 13, 2020 6:43 am

What the fuck is this mess? He can barely stand at attention, and he never marched in time! Not only that, he's a fucking drunkard, can't hit shit, and is constantly high, drunk, hungover, or all 3 at once!"

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"Ok, so this lad can fight somewhat competently, but he is almost constantly making comments about... I don't know, some sort of gruesome machine-human union and also yeeting the Geneva Conventions out the window with suggested tactics. He can stay as a Private."
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Postby Skyhooked » Fri Aug 14, 2020 1:05 am

"As far as I know, this dude already has some experience fightin' slavers. So, after I've taught him a lil' bit of our way of warfare, he'll become a boogeyman for all and any slaver and human trafficker for sure! Nice to have him aboard!"-Man-o-war
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Postby Skyhooked » Fri Aug 14, 2020 6:26 am

bump
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Postby Skyhooked » Tue Aug 18, 2020 1:26 am

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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Nori Region
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Postby Nori Region » Tue Aug 18, 2020 2:23 am

"What even was this? Sure, they know how to shoot, that's fine. But these absolute drunkards didn't have a single pokemon between all of them, and didn't know the first thing about raising pokemon. It's almost as if none of these jagoffs have years to decades of experience as pokemon trainers before showing up for basic. They'll never be combat ready like this, and it's not my job to teach these drunk assholes things they should already know. All they want to do is drink themselves silly. It goes like, 'are we going to train, or what?' and they don't know what I even mean."
- Norian Drill Sergeant

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The hallowed imperium
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Postby The hallowed imperium » Tue Aug 18, 2020 3:23 am

"man killed a training dummy with some form of...sentient angry flamethrower fox, not the best physically seeing their young age and dependency on coordinating combat with their beasts, I firmly suggest reassignment to a regiment more suited for the deployment of battle-mounts or thralls as regimented combat does not use the native culture of this individual"
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East Wolven
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Postby East Wolven » Tue Aug 18, 2020 3:40 am

"Can't shoot very well and kept complaining about the living conditions, about how 'there's no air conditioning' and '[he's] freezing [his] "cajones" off' and ''where's the bed', whatever any of that means. All in all, not a good recruit."
--Sir Adler, Drill Overseer for the Royal Army
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Novia Xeneia
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Postby Novia Xeneia » Tue Aug 18, 2020 4:43 am

"Why is a wolf in our military?Hey little buddy who brought you here"
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Coryanhafflaruda
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Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Tue Aug 18, 2020 5:18 am

They say thay they are the best military in their planet, huh? Let us see that!

*hours later*

It appears they don't know to handle much of our weapons and armors which is typical to all new soldiers at this time, though they seem to be fit in stealth, which i liked!

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New Carthagea
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Postby New Carthagea » Tue Aug 18, 2020 5:37 am

"They found using our weapons rather difficult, considering the technological advancement of their country. Our weapons must've been alien to them. Anyways, they were just about an average cadet, nothing great or nothing poor. "
- General Thimonen
The Constitutional Monarchy of New Carthagea
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Phoenicia: No coalition has been declared yet, future of the government currently uncertain. Mithon Undaraut of the Conservatives expresses hope for an alliance with regional parties.

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Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Tue Aug 18, 2020 5:39 am

New Carthagea wrote:"They found using our weapons rather difficult, considering the technological advancement of their country. Our weapons must've been alien to them. Anyways, they were just about an average cadet, nothing great or nothing poor. "
- General Thimonen

Coryan soldiers are also trained on how to use primitive weapons and armors

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Skyhooked
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Postby Skyhooked » Tue Aug 18, 2020 7:22 am

"Oh, c'mon dude! How ya' gonna fight ISIS thugs like that? They are a chaotic bunch, not constrained by rules or something. Fightin' that boring modern war is a sure way to get yourself killed, even if ya' shoot like ya' have some sort of Eagle Eye. Remember, embrace the chaos of war and be even more unpredictible than they are, and also, remember, that ya' need to learn to know, what to do even when you are on your own, for sergeant of officer can get killed anytime. Alright, now, let's teach ya' gun kata! Then, we'll spar and I'll give ya' some insight in manly art of melee fight, oh, and some good ol' CQB and guerrilla fight.

I belive in ya', cuz I saw, that ya' learn fast!"-Man-o-war.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Remulia
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Postby Remulia » Tue Aug 18, 2020 8:58 pm

"They know how to shoot, and how to fight, but they are anarchic and they methods are...unconventional. They aren't prepared for our wars, but their methods maybe could be useful in guerrilla warfare"
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Tundina
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Postby Tundina » Fri Aug 21, 2020 6:58 am

Strange alien arrived asked to sign up, well trained, skilled and naturally strong but sadly we had to decline an application into the military...and instead hand over their application to the office of navel intelligence, they are wasted with the grunts, I wish them luck among the special forces.
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Zitravgrad
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Postby Zitravgrad » Fri Aug 28, 2020 4:57 am

"We could relate to this... uh... albino bunch culturally, although not enough to fraternize. Regardless, they are tough as hell and would not flinch even a bit no matter how far and rough we take them. They are good enough for us and enough for themselves."
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The Hell Legions
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Postby The Hell Legions » Fri Aug 28, 2020 5:23 am

Zitravgrad wrote:"We could relate to this... uh... albino bunch culturally, although not enough to fraternize. Regardless, they are tough as hell and would not flinch even a bit no matter how far and rough we take them. They are good enough for us and enough for themselves."
- Staff Sergeant [Name Redacted], Zitravgradian Army


"I'm fairly certain we have laws against having baseline human soldiers. They're just not well suited to the rigors of combat. Humans can't handle being perforated by even small, obsolete calibers like 9x19mm and those 'intermediary' cartridges like 5.45x39mm and 5.56x45mm, so how can they be expected to handle fire from modern assault rifle cartridges like 7.62x40mm and 7.62x51mm? For that matter, how is a human going to handle the recoil of our service rifle on full auto? They couldn't even handle their own FAL rifles on full auto all that well, to the point that most humans stopped using them in full auto completely. Humans can't safely harness mana either, get even a little bit of it in their systems and they start dying from mana poisoning and their risk for cancer later in life skyrockets. No offense, but baseline humans are better off far away from the frontlines if it can be helped. They simply lack the physical capabilities we're looking for in soldiers.

Why would a human even want to go to the frontlines? All that awaits you there is blood, pain, suffering, and death, the rolling thunder of artillery and mortars raining down shrapnel and poison gas for months without end. War is a nightmare without end. Why would any human ever want to fight in war, if they had the option not to? Why would you want to wade waist high in mud and the stinking corpses of your sisters in arms while the sounds of machine guns and bombs echo through your ears for so long you can no longer tell when they've stopped shooting? Why would you want to see the bodies of your friends tangled in razor wire and mangled from bullets? Human, please consider leaving this to those biologically gifted with capacities beyond your ken."
- Sergeant Major "Darla" Garkan, Hell Legions Land Forces, chugging Everclear from a hip flask.
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Fallen Albali
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Postby Fallen Albali » Fri Aug 28, 2020 7:07 am

"I can't tell if they always carry their stupid knives for a bayonet charge, or for when they they feel the need to cut themselves. Apparently these morons still have their doctrines in trench warfare, which would really explain why their skill in basic movement is so fucking disgraceful. The greatest military minds in the galaxy would be rolling in their graves so fast, you could hook them up to the grid and power Roulons for the next 500 years."
- Ülemfeldleiter Ali Ketola
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Outer Acharet
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Outer Acharet » Fri Aug 28, 2020 7:22 am

"You see this? This is what I was talkin' about when I said that technology makes you a dependent! Yeah, that's right, you don't get no fuckin' powered armor here! We took out your fuckin' Energizer Bunny power pack! How's it feel, Iron Man? You don't get no air-conditioning any more! That's recoil you're feeling! That's a real gun, not your fuckin' overclocked flashlight! That's real fighting! What do you mean, 'where's the mechanized'? We ain't pussies here! We ain't cowards! We're the Air Cav! We fuckin' walk, and when we don't walk we fly! Now get your Tron-lookin' ass out of the mud and move!"
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