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Our CEO, George Fenwick II
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:01 am
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:01 am
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by Enron Empire » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:26 pm
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:51 am
Enron Empire wrote:snip
by Vrijstaat Limburg » Thu Aug 13, 2020 12:50 pm
Master George Fenwick II,
I have the honour of informing you that the Free State is looking for able-bodied men to volunteer for a series of military exercises. To properly examine the effectiveness of our newly-acquired PzH2000 155mm self-propelled gun and to simulate realistic battlefield environments, these volunteers may or may not be subject to injury in any capacity whatsoever.
Since we have cleansed our beautiful streets of communists, dissidents and other subversive and anti-social elements, we have found it increasingly difficult to find volunteers who would suit our needs and interests.
This has forced me to write this letter, as your foundation caught my eye as a possible mediator for these troubles. I would be most happy to divert some of our spending to your organization, and I’m most confident in the belief that the Munkcestrian Slave Market’s pristine reputation and strong ethical codes are worth supporting.
Perhaps it would be possible to find some good-spirited volunteers and send them our way? We shall give them a good tour of the countryside, and I’m sure that our field exercise fireworks will leave a lasting impression on them.
They need not be educated or competent in any way, shape or form. As a matter of fact, we’d have no objection to taking the slaves below the age of ten, or whatever flock of souls you’d be able to string together for us if it means that we can minimize our expenses. I was unsure if your organization took those with so-called disabilities, or if you gave them the Lord’s mercy after you claimed dominion over them, but if there are those who have lost their limbs, senses or spirits, you are free to send them packing as well; young or old, able-bodied or disabled, you won’t be able to tell what those slaves once called themselves if we sling that 110-pounder gun round and let a few shells fly o’er the vast Limburgic woodland.
Just so that we’re on the same terms, sir, If you would allow me, I should point out that age and ability are of no consequence of me, and neither are a man’s brandings. I care not for whether a slave is licensed, trained or well-behaved. On the contrary: send me whatever rot you can find in your dungeons and prison cells.
When our country was free a thousand years ago, we hung our criminals from tall trees. Justice was served, and others were shown what happens to those that break the law. Perhaps our show of force could prove helpful in annihilating those numbers of slave breakouts.
Please inspect the note attached - it shows the precise number of slaves we would like to purchase. Financial limitations make an upfront payment difficult for us at the moment, but I am sure we shall be able to endure those troubles and find appropriate answers to such complicated questions.
Naturally, you are invited by the Governor-General to accompany him and his guard in the hills of Vaals, and watch as our brand new machinery practices its ability to decimate any Hollander threat.
I am eager to hear back from you. We’re at the brink of a new age, and I truly believe that Munkchester and Limburg will stand out, and that, come Judgment Day, our nation’s people will usher in the utopia. Out with the old, glory to the ancient.
Sincerely,
Field Marshal Ralf Goossens
Chief of Staff, Government of the Free State of Limburg
Supreme Commander of the Free Limburgs Legion
Caesar of Brillemea
by Thee Legioon » Thu Aug 13, 2020 8:17 pm
by Pygania » Thu Aug 13, 2020 10:20 pm
by Jewtown 347 » Thu Aug 13, 2020 10:32 pm
by Nevertopia » Thu Aug 13, 2020 10:42 pm
"Children under the age of 10 are half the price of their older counterparts! When ordering, please specify your order for children, otherwise it will be assumed you require adults or adolescents. We only sell manual labourer and domestic worker child slaves."
So the CCP won't let me be or let me be me so let me see, they tried to shut me down on CBC but it feels so empty without me.
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by Xuande-Xiphoi » Fri Aug 14, 2020 5:36 am
To George Fenwick II, CEO, Munkcestrian Slave Market Mr. Fenwick, The Xuande-Xiphoian Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Ministry of Internal Affairs have been made aware of the ongoing trading practices of your company, and yourself. The Xuande-Xiphoian Anti-Slavery Taskforce has made the determination, under the Modern Slavery Act 2009, that you are considered to be in breach of international humanitarian law in a grossly offensive way. This declaration, based on intelligence received by the Taskforce, will be further transmitted to other signatory states of the Amistad Declaration on Slavery and the Rights of Man. The Xuande-Xiphoian Government considers that this company and the support it enjoys from the Republic's Government must be met with a response under the Act. As of this moment, all employees and beneficiaries of the Munkcestrian Slave Market are to present themselves to their nearest Xuande-Xiphoian diplomatic post or Xuande-Xiphoian National Police facility to provide intelligence pertinent to the operations of the Market. Failure to do so within a period of five days will be viewed as disregarding of this order, an imprisonable offence. Employees and beneficiaries are also required to, to the best of their knowledge, disclose the whereabouts and identities, and places of origin, of all enslaved persons. Failure to do so will similarly be regarded as an imprisonable offence. The Munkcestrian Slave Market is furthermore ordered to cease all trading operations and provide all business documents, personnel records, and enslaved persons to the Government of Xuande-Xiphoi. You are directed to make contact with the nearest available Xuande-Xiphoian diplomatic mission at the earliest opportunity to facilitate this. Shoud these conditions not be met, the Xuande-Xiphoian Government will consider further interventions to achieve the aforementioned outcomes, under the provisions of the Amistad Declaration. Daniel Hayes, CS, MP Prime Minister of Xuande-Xiphoi 15 August, 2020 |
by Hanshire » Fri Aug 14, 2020 7:08 am
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Mon Aug 17, 2020 7:58 am
Thee Legioon wrote:Customer: The Legion
Contact person: Vulpes Inculta
Type of slave: Manual Labor
Number of slaves: 100,000
Cost: 500,000
Specifications: None
Other information: None
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Mon Aug 17, 2020 8:00 am
Pygania wrote:Customer: Pygania
Contact person: Rodzan Hister
Type of slave: Pleasure
Number of slaves: 100
Cost: 300,000
Specifications: curvy, docile, obedient, with long straight hair
Other information: upon purchase they will not be allowed to speak, only communicating with facial expressions and hand gestures
by West Bromwich Holme » Mon Aug 17, 2020 8:04 am
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Mon Aug 17, 2020 10:07 am
by Hanshire » Mon Aug 17, 2020 10:40 am
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:Dear customers,
Due to the accidental destruction of Munkchester by nuclear weapons we will not be able to respond to or take any more orders, questions, or anything like that for, at the very least, a while. We hope you understand.
by The republic ofTexas and northern Mexico » Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:04 pm
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