by Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:51 pm
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by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:32 am
by Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:53 am
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Private Muhammad Khan, incredibly stressed out by the prospect of deployment in the Munkcestrian War, takes a glass of orange juice and drinks it. He gazes lovingly and longingly at his bride, concerned that he will miss her upon deployment.
"Hello, my beautiful bride" he says to Princess Julia.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
by Minskiev » Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:02 am
by Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:08 am
Minskiev wrote:Friday, August 7, 2020
Elsinore Palace
Ah, a new blooming friendship, between an edgy socialist champagne sultanate, and a kingdom which has MPs brawling over laws. Well, I wonder where the bride’s father is. I’ve brought only a little too much whisky for one person.- Ivan Kovalenko, President of the Federal Republic of Minskiev
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by Minskiev » Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:10 am
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Wed Aug 05, 2020 1:51 pm
Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Private Muhammad Khan, incredibly stressed out by the prospect of deployment in the Munkcestrian War, takes a glass of orange juice and drinks it. He gazes lovingly and longingly at his bride, concerned that he will miss her upon deployment.
"Hello, my beautiful bride" he says to Princess Julia.
"Hello, soon-to-be husband." Julia could hardly control the wave of giddiness that washed over her at uttering those words. She leaned into his side, smiling ecstatically, and nodded toward some of the guests. "Should we go talk to some of the leaders here? You know, with them having traveled thousands of kilometres to celebrate with us, and all."
by Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Aug 05, 2020 2:29 pm
Minskiev wrote:There he is! Ah, the wonderful idea of buffets. I’ll give myself only a couple of chicken wings, if you excuse me.
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:"Hello, soon-to-be husband." Julia could hardly control the wave of giddiness that washed over her at uttering those words. She leaned into his side, smiling ecstatically, and nodded toward some of the guests. "Should we go talk to some of the leaders here? You know, with them having traveled thousands of kilometres to celebrate with us, and all."
"Yes let's talk to the leaders, good idea darling." He says smiling at her like a man who has just seen heaven.
He held her hand up to his lips and kissed it, he then smiles but a tear comes to his eyes.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
by Konolas » Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:17 am
by Romextly » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:11 am
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:26 am
by Hopal » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:46 am
by Romextly » Thu Aug 06, 2020 11:15 am
by Cor Cada » Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:57 pm
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by Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Aug 06, 2020 6:06 pm
Cor Cada wrote:Announcement from the First Secretary's Press Office
Ladies and Gentlemen,
With great sorrow, we announce that the First Secretary will not attend the wedding. Numerous important matters and problems have surfaced recently, leading to the Secretary's decision to stay in Cor Cada. He congratulates Princess Julia Kehrer and Private Muhammad Khan, and wishes them all the best in their together life.
As planned before, the Secretary would like to offer the couple a wedding gift: two matching rings made of Cor Cadan celiflorite, with the lovers' initials engraved on the precious gemstone. Since Mr Muhammad Khan is a soldier, we have a second gift for him: a traditional ceremonial sword. A photo of the sword is attached to this letter.
Once again we congratulate Princess Julia and Private Muhammad Khan on their marriage. May the Sun always shine on you.
Signed,
Clifford Banes
Director of the First Secretary's Press Office
[Picture of the sword](Image)
(OOC: There's a reference somwhere here, try to find it!)
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by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Fri Aug 07, 2020 4:39 am
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Fri Aug 07, 2020 5:26 am
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:George Fenwick II, as much as he was disgusted by Muhammad Khan's crying, was even more disgusted by the king's display of gluttony at his daughter's wedding. And really, pizza? All that social climbing, only to end up at a royal wedding where pizza was on the menu. He decided to go and talk to Muhammad Khan.
"Hey, why the fuck are you crying?" he asked.
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Fri Aug 07, 2020 6:33 am
Romextly wrote:Seeing the slimeball hopelessly trying to intimidate the groom, the emperorgave him a push on the slimes back. "Hello lord idiot, why the hell are you here?
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:George Fenwick II, as much as he was disgusted by Muhammad Khan's crying, was even more disgusted by the king's display of gluttony at his daughter's wedding. And really, pizza? All that social climbing, only to end up at a royal wedding where pizza was on the menu. He decided to go and talk to Muhammad Khan.
"Hey, why the fuck are you crying?" he asked.
"I am crying tears of joy at my wedding, I am a soldier for my country (and one who volunteered) and am enjoying this ray of light in these dark times.
Dark times caused by you and your godless, cowardly invasion. But in Sharifistani culture it is better to die than allow the mass cuckoldry you would impose on us and the suffering of our innocent women folk it would bring about."
by Hopal » Fri Aug 07, 2020 6:34 am
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Fri Aug 07, 2020 6:37 am
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:Romextly wrote:Seeing the slimeball hopelessly trying to intimidate the groom, the emperorgave him a push on the slimes back. "Hello lord idiot, why the hell are you here?
George Fenwick II is so physically strong that the Romextlian emperor is unable to push him.Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:"I am crying tears of joy at my wedding, I am a soldier for my country (and one who volunteered) and am enjoying this ray of light in these dark times.
Dark times caused by you and your godless, cowardly invasion. But in Sharifistani culture it is better to die than allow the mass cuckoldry you would impose on us and the suffering of our innocent women folk it would bring about."
"You're crying because you're a coward who knows he is going to die because his country's army enjoys killing its men for no reason," replies George Fenwick II. "And suffering? You really think? We'd be the first real men they've ever experienced."
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Fri Aug 07, 2020 6:42 am
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:George Fenwick II is so physically strong that the Romextlian emperor is unable to push him.
"You're crying because you're a coward who knows he is going to die because his country's army enjoys killing its men for no reason," replies George Fenwick II. "And suffering? You really think? We'd be the first real men they've ever experienced."
"They are pious girls and would not consent. Besides if we're not real men then why do you think so many of us volunteered to fight for our country they send they didn't want anymore soldiers! You are a scumbag and I hope you fall victim to a honey-trap, you sir are a syphillis infected crotch-goblin who would be an incel except for the fact that they're a lucky enough bastard to be a slave-holding billionaire!"
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Fri Aug 07, 2020 6:44 am
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:"They are pious girls and would not consent. Besides if we're not real men then why do you think so many of us volunteered to fight for our country they send they didn't want anymore soldiers! You are a scumbag and I hope you fall victim to a honey-trap, you sir are a syphillis infected crotch-goblin who would be an incel except for the fact that they're a lucky enough bastard to be a slave-holding billionaire!"
"Your accusation of women only liking me because they're gold-diggers would have more weight if I have not specifically disproved it in the past when my opponents have accused me of such a thing. I have gone out anonymous, in disguise as an average person, in several countries several times, and I can confirm that it is my LOOKS that attract women. Many of them, in fact. Your women would consent. And specifically, your woman would consent," laughs Fenwick.
by -Astoria- » Fri Aug 07, 2020 6:47 am
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by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Fri Aug 07, 2020 6:52 am
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:"Well why don't you ask her, pussy!" he said
"Besides, what countries, what women?" he asked.
"Tell you what why don't you invite her here? She will say no to going anyone with you." he continued.
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