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Repeal "Commend Nuremgard"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.Category: RepealResolution: SC#318Proposed by: Tinhampton
Security Council Resolution #318 “Commend Nuremgard” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
THE SECURITY COUNCIL:
AWARE that both authors and critics of proposals submitted for this august body's consideration typically value the presence of true, accurate, verifiable and reliable information highly in determining whether they ought to be enacted as resolutions;
HORRIFIED at how SC#318's claims about Nuremgard's international contributions failed to meet even basic standards of accuracy, let alone exacting ones; and CITING, among its many errors, the following:
- "Expats On The Electoral Roll?" was in fact premised on the removal of a retired soldier from a voting booth in the foreign country of Brancaland; the resolution's claims that it refers to any malfunctioning kitchen equipment in any capacity have been demonstrated by thousands of world leaders over the past four years to be patently wrong;
- "Vexing VAT" only describes a protest about high levels of sales tax, does not impose any new taxes on nations (especially given that the otherwise omniscient gnomes of the World Census only track levels of income tax), and has most certainly not been presented to "every nation in the multiverse" in the way that Briefing Paper #0 "Should Democracy Be Compulsory?" was from the dawn of known existence until recently; and
- nowhere in "Primogeniture Problems" is it apparent that anyone from any nation, let alone Nuremgard, is guilty of or complicit in "drug[ging] absolute monarchs and impersonat[ing] members of their royal courts" - especially given that rulers of constitutional monarchies can also receive the relevant Briefing Paper - or that any of the options available to world leaders will directly plunge their nation into a "civil war;"
BAFFLED at the insinuation that failure to address many of the other problems that Nuremgardian activists have presented to world leaders without much guidance from abroad - focusing not on broad and sweeping matters, but rather on discrete topics such as work capability assessments, the inheritance rights of slaves, high levels of spending by opulent royals, and the proper way to greet national leaders - would cause the collapse of every single government in the world, let alone one; and
CONVINCED that, by the precedent set in SC#81 "Repeal "Condemn Anthony Delasanta,"" it ought to strike out those passed resolutions which are grounded in dubious and overexaggerated statements, particularly claims that the action or inaction of a particular nominee is bound to result in a large-scale international crisis of governance:
HEREBY REPEALS SC#318 "Commend Nuremgard."
