DRAFT I
VALIDITY: None
DESCRIPTION:
Over the last week, over fifty terrorist attacks have occured on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ oil wells and refineries. Although the terrorists have been eliminated, this has caused a near-plummet of oil reserves, and will not be fixed for a year or two. With oil reserves and production almost halved, your government has called a meeting to discuss plans of action.
OPTION ONE
"There's no choice," says General @@RANDOMNAME@@, while playing with toy tanks, "We must invade. We have a list of nations here with high oil reserves and production, we'll attack them all. Now, we must let you know, we can only last for six months on what we have, but I assure you the civilians will be fine untill then." He smashes two tanks together, which shatter. "It's that easy."
OUTCOME
soldiers regularly kick down doors to confiscate kerosene lamps
"No need to be so harsh, General," says your lazy Minister of Foreign Affairs, as he opens a foreign aid box, "Just ask the international community for some aid. I'm sure they have something to give us, maybe some oil, maybe some food, who knows? Whatever it is, we could sure use it. Plus, we don't even have to do any work! It's a perfect plan!" He pulls out a sack of grain. "Who wants fresh bread?"
OUTCOME
houses are constructed using wood from foreign aid crates
OPTION THREE
VALIDITY: MUST BE IN WORLD ASSEMBLY
"You know, we could just ask the World Assembly for aid," says your suave Ambassador to the World Assembly, wearing a suit you estimate to cost more than your personal home. "We have helped them in the past, remember those Blackacre militants we helped eliminate? Now they owe us. It's only fair they repay us for our kindness, right?"
OUTCOME
@@NAME@@ is considered the "beggar of the World Assembly"
OPTION FOUR
VALIDITY: Must be Socialist
"You all are thinking about this wrong," calmly says your Minister of Energy, @@RANDOMNAME@@ who has @@HIS@@ feet kicked up on the table. "According to my calculations, as long as we build enough nuclear power plants, the oil we use for energy can be forwarded to things we really need, like the military, or the people. Just give the green light on this environment safety inspection and we can have the nation running in six months tops.
OUTCOME:
three-headed @@ANIMAL@@ corpses are a common sight
OPTION FIVE
VALIDITY: MUST BE CAPITALIST
"You all are thinking about this wrong," calmly says your Minister of Energy, @@RANDOMNAME@@ who has @@HIS@@ feet kicked up on the table. "According to my calculations, as long as we build enough nuclear power plants, the oil we use for energy can be forwarded to things we really need, like the military, or the people. Just give the green light on this environment safety inspection and hand out some big business subsidies and we can have the nation running in six months tops.
OUTCOME
green doesn't just mean cash anymore in the energy business
VALIDITY: None
DESCRIPTION:
Over the last week, over fifty terrorist attacks have occured on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ oil wells and refineries. Although the terrorists have been eliminated, this has caused a near-plummet of oil reserves, and will not be fixed for a year or two. With oil reserves and production almost halved, your government has called a meeting to discuss plans of action.
OPTION ONE
"There's no choice," says General @@RANDOMNAME@@, while playing with toy tanks, "We must invade. We have a list of nations here with high oil reserves and production, we'll attack them all. Now, we must let you know, we can only last for six months on what we have, but I assure you the civilians will be fine untill then." He smashes two tanks together, which shatter. "It's that easy."
OUTCOME
soldiers regularly kick down doors to confiscate kerosene lamps
"No need to be so harsh, General," says your lazy Minister of Foreign Affairs, as he opens a foreign aid box, "Just ask the international community for some aid. I'm sure they have something to give us, maybe some oil, maybe some food, who knows? Whatever it is, we could sure use it. Plus, we don't even have to do any work! It's a perfect plan!" He pulls out a sack of grain. "Who wants fresh bread?"
OUTCOME
houses are constructed using wood from foreign aid crates
OPTION THREE
VALIDITY: MUST BE IN WORLD ASSEMBLY
"You know, we could just ask the World Assembly for aid," says your suave Ambassador to the World Assembly, wearing a suit you estimate to cost more than your personal home. "We have helped them in the past, remember those Blackacre militants we helped eliminate? Now they owe us. It's only fair they repay us for our kindness, right?"
OUTCOME
@@NAME@@ is considered the "beggar of the World Assembly"
OPTION FOUR
VALIDITY: Must be Socialist
"You all are thinking about this wrong," calmly says your Minister of Energy, @@RANDOMNAME@@ who has @@HIS@@ feet kicked up on the table. "According to my calculations, as long as we build enough nuclear power plants, the oil we use for energy can be forwarded to things we really need, like the military, or the people. Just give the green light on this environment safety inspection and we can have the nation running in six months tops.
OUTCOME:
three-headed @@ANIMAL@@ corpses are a common sight
OPTION FIVE
VALIDITY: MUST BE CAPITALIST
"You all are thinking about this wrong," calmly says your Minister of Energy, @@RANDOMNAME@@ who has @@HIS@@ feet kicked up on the table. "According to my calculations, as long as we build enough nuclear power plants, the oil we use for energy can be forwarded to things we really need, like the military, or the people. Just give the green light on this environment safety inspection and hand out some big business subsidies and we can have the nation running in six months tops.
OUTCOME
green doesn't just mean cash anymore in the energy business
DRAFT II
VALIDITY: None
DESCRIPTION:
Over the last week, several terrorist attacks have occured on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ oil wells and refineries. Although the terrorists have been eliminated, this has caused a near-plummet of oil storage, and will not be fixed for a year or two. With oil supplies, reserves and production almost halved, your government has called a meeting to discuss plans of action.
OPTION ONE
"There's no choice," says General @@RANDOMNAME@@, while playing with toy tanks, "Who knows who might attack us in our weakened state? We must secure some oil, lest even Brancaland take advantage. We have a list of nations here with high oil reserves and production, we'll attack them all. Now, we must let you know, we can only last for six months on what we have, but I assure you the civilians will be fine until then." He smashes two tanks together, which shatter. "It's that easy."
OUTCOME
soldiers regularly kick down doors to confiscate kerosene lamps
"No need to be so harsh, General," says your lazy Minister of Foreign Affairs, as he opens a foreign aid box, "Just ask the international community for some aid. I'm sure they have something to give us, maybe they have some oil, who knows? Whatever they have, be it food, water, medicine, or sweet sweet hydrocarbons, we could sure use it. Plus, we don't even have to do any work! It's a perfect plan!"
OUTCOME
houses are constructed using wood from foreign aid crates
OPTION THREE
VALIDITY: MUST BE IN WORLD ASSEMBLY
"You know, we could just ask the World Assembly for aid," says your suave Ambassador to the World Assembly, wearing a suit you estimate to cost more than your personal home. "We have helped them in the past, remember those Blackacre militants we helped eliminate? Now they owe us. It's only fair they repay us for our kindness, right?"
OUTCOME
@@NAME@@ is considered the "beggar of the World Assembly"
OPTION FOUR
VALIDITY: Must be Socialist
"You all are thinking about this wrong," calmly says your Minister of Energy, @@RANDOMNAME@@ who has @@HIS@@ feet kicked up on the table. "According to my calculations, as long as we build enough nuclear power plants, the oil we use for energy can be forwarded to things we really need, like the military, or the people. Just give the green light on this environment safety inspection and we can have the nation running in six months tops.
OUTCOME:
three-headed @@ANIMAL@@ corpses are a common sight
OPTION FIVE
VALIDITY: MUST BE CAPITALIST
"You all are thinking about this wrong," calmly says your Minister of Energy, @@RANDOMNAME@@ who has @@HIS@@ feet kicked up on the table. "According to my calculations, as long as we build enough nuclear power plants, the oil we use for energy can be forwarded to things we really need, like the military, or the people. Just help us sell off the rights to open nuclear power plants and we can have the nation running in six months tops."
OUTCOME
green doesn't just mean cash anymore in the energy business
VALIDITY: None
DESCRIPTION:
Over the last week, several terrorist attacks have occured on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ oil wells and refineries. Although the terrorists have been eliminated, this has caused a near-plummet of oil storage, and will not be fixed for a year or two. With oil supplies, reserves and production almost halved, your government has called a meeting to discuss plans of action.
OPTION ONE
"There's no choice," says General @@RANDOMNAME@@, while playing with toy tanks, "Who knows who might attack us in our weakened state? We must secure some oil, lest even Brancaland take advantage. We have a list of nations here with high oil reserves and production, we'll attack them all. Now, we must let you know, we can only last for six months on what we have, but I assure you the civilians will be fine until then." He smashes two tanks together, which shatter. "It's that easy."
OUTCOME
soldiers regularly kick down doors to confiscate kerosene lamps
"No need to be so harsh, General," says your lazy Minister of Foreign Affairs, as he opens a foreign aid box, "Just ask the international community for some aid. I'm sure they have something to give us, maybe they have some oil, who knows? Whatever they have, be it food, water, medicine, or sweet sweet hydrocarbons, we could sure use it. Plus, we don't even have to do any work! It's a perfect plan!"
OUTCOME
houses are constructed using wood from foreign aid crates
OPTION THREE
VALIDITY: MUST BE IN WORLD ASSEMBLY
"You know, we could just ask the World Assembly for aid," says your suave Ambassador to the World Assembly, wearing a suit you estimate to cost more than your personal home. "We have helped them in the past, remember those Blackacre militants we helped eliminate? Now they owe us. It's only fair they repay us for our kindness, right?"
OUTCOME
@@NAME@@ is considered the "beggar of the World Assembly"
OPTION FOUR
VALIDITY: Must be Socialist
"You all are thinking about this wrong," calmly says your Minister of Energy, @@RANDOMNAME@@ who has @@HIS@@ feet kicked up on the table. "According to my calculations, as long as we build enough nuclear power plants, the oil we use for energy can be forwarded to things we really need, like the military, or the people. Just give the green light on this environment safety inspection and we can have the nation running in six months tops.
OUTCOME:
three-headed @@ANIMAL@@ corpses are a common sight
OPTION FIVE
VALIDITY: MUST BE CAPITALIST
"You all are thinking about this wrong," calmly says your Minister of Energy, @@RANDOMNAME@@ who has @@HIS@@ feet kicked up on the table. "According to my calculations, as long as we build enough nuclear power plants, the oil we use for energy can be forwarded to things we really need, like the military, or the people. Just help us sell off the rights to open nuclear power plants and we can have the nation running in six months tops."
OUTCOME
green doesn't just mean cash anymore in the energy business
DRAFT III
VALIDITY: None
DESCRIPTION:
Over the last week, several terrorist attacks have occured on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ oil wells and refineries. Although the terrorists have been eliminated, this has caused a plummet of oil storage, which will not be repaired for a year or two. With oil supplies and reserves dwindling, and oil production almost halved, your government has called a meeting to discuss plans of action.
OPTION ONE
"There's no choice," says General @@RANDOMNAME@@, while playing with toy tanks, "Who knows who might attack us in our weakened state? We must secure some oil, lest even Brancaland take advantage. We have a list of nations here with high oil reserves and production, we'll attack them all. Now, we must let you know, we can only last for six months on what we have, but I assure you the civilians will be fine until then." He smashes two tanks together, which shatter. "It's that easy."
OUTCOME
soldiers regularly kick down doors to confiscate kerosene lamps
"No need to be so harsh, General," says your lazy Minister of Foreign Affairs, as he opens a foreign aid box, "Just ask the international community for some aid. I'm sure they have something to give us, maybe they have some oil, who knows? Whatever they have, be it food, water, medicine, or sweet, sweet hydrocarbons, we could sure use it. Not only do we get free resources, we don't even have to do any work! It's a perfect plan!"
OUTCOME
houses are constructed using wood from foreign aid crates
OPTION THREE
VALIDITY: MUST BE IN WORLD ASSEMBLY
"You know, we could just ask the World Assembly for aid," says your suave Ambassador to the World Assembly, wearing a suit you estimate to cost more than your personal home. "We have helped them in the past, remember those Blackacre militants we helped eliminate? Now they owe us. It's only fair they repay us for our kindness, right?"
OUTCOME
@@NAME@@ is considered the "beggar of the World Assembly"
OPTION FOUR
VALIDITY: Must be Socialist
"You all are thinking about this wrong," calmly says your Minister of Energy, @@RANDOMNAME@@ who has @@HIS@@ feet kicked up on the table. "According to my calculations, as long as we build enough nuclear power plants, the oil we use for energy can be forwarded to things we really need, like the military, or the people. Just give the green light on this environment safety inspection and we can have the nation running in six months, tops.
OUTCOME:
three-headed @@ANIMAL@@ corpses are a common sight
OPTION FIVE
VALIDITY: MUST BE CAPITALIST
"You all are thinking about this wrong," calmly says your Minister of Energy, @@RANDOMNAME@@ who has @@HIS@@ feet kicked up on the table. "According to my calculations, as long as we build enough nuclear power plants, the oil we use for energy can be forwarded to things we really need, like the military, or the people. Just help us sell off the rights to open nuclear power plants and we can have the nation running in six months, tops."
OUTCOME
green doesn't just mean cash anymore in the energy business
VALIDITY: None
DESCRIPTION:
Over the last week, several terrorist attacks have occured on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ oil wells and refineries. Although the terrorists have been eliminated, this has caused a plummet of oil storage, which will not be repaired for a year or two. With oil supplies and reserves dwindling, and oil production almost halved, your government has called a meeting to discuss plans of action.
OPTION ONE
"There's no choice," says General @@RANDOMNAME@@, while playing with toy tanks, "Who knows who might attack us in our weakened state? We must secure some oil, lest even Brancaland take advantage. We have a list of nations here with high oil reserves and production, we'll attack them all. Now, we must let you know, we can only last for six months on what we have, but I assure you the civilians will be fine until then." He smashes two tanks together, which shatter. "It's that easy."
OUTCOME
soldiers regularly kick down doors to confiscate kerosene lamps
"No need to be so harsh, General," says your lazy Minister of Foreign Affairs, as he opens a foreign aid box, "Just ask the international community for some aid. I'm sure they have something to give us, maybe they have some oil, who knows? Whatever they have, be it food, water, medicine, or sweet, sweet hydrocarbons, we could sure use it. Not only do we get free resources, we don't even have to do any work! It's a perfect plan!"
OUTCOME
houses are constructed using wood from foreign aid crates
OPTION THREE
VALIDITY: MUST BE IN WORLD ASSEMBLY
"You know, we could just ask the World Assembly for aid," says your suave Ambassador to the World Assembly, wearing a suit you estimate to cost more than your personal home. "We have helped them in the past, remember those Blackacre militants we helped eliminate? Now they owe us. It's only fair they repay us for our kindness, right?"
OUTCOME
@@NAME@@ is considered the "beggar of the World Assembly"
OPTION FOUR
VALIDITY: Must be Socialist
"You all are thinking about this wrong," calmly says your Minister of Energy, @@RANDOMNAME@@ who has @@HIS@@ feet kicked up on the table. "According to my calculations, as long as we build enough nuclear power plants, the oil we use for energy can be forwarded to things we really need, like the military, or the people. Just give the green light on this environment safety inspection and we can have the nation running in six months, tops.
OUTCOME:
three-headed @@ANIMAL@@ corpses are a common sight
OPTION FIVE
VALIDITY: MUST BE CAPITALIST
"You all are thinking about this wrong," calmly says your Minister of Energy, @@RANDOMNAME@@ who has @@HIS@@ feet kicked up on the table. "According to my calculations, as long as we build enough nuclear power plants, the oil we use for energy can be forwarded to things we really need, like the military, or the people. Just help us sell off the rights to open nuclear power plants and we can have the nation running in six months, tops."
OUTCOME
green doesn't just mean cash anymore in the energy business
DRAFT IV
VALIDITY: Must have cars, low to moderate eco-friendliness
DESCRIPTION:
Over the last week, several terrorist attacks have occurred on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ oil wells and refineries. Although the terrorists have been eliminated, this has caused a plummet of oil storage, which will not be repaired for a year or two. With oil supplies and reserves dwindling, and oil production almost halved, your government has called a meeting to discuss plans of action.
OPTION ONE
"There's no choice," says General @@RANDOMNAME@@, while playing with toy tanks, "Who knows who might attack us in our weakened state? We must secure some oil, lest even Brancaland take advantage. We have a list of nations here with high oil reserves and production, we'll attack them all. Now, we must let you know, we can only last for six months on what we have, but I assure you the civilians will be fine until then." He smashes two tanks together, which shatter. "It's that easy."
OUTCOME
soldiers regularly kick down doors to confiscate kerosene lamps
"No need to be so harsh, General," says your lazy Minister of Foreign Affairs, as he opens a foreign aid box, "Just ask the international community for some aid. I'm sure they have something to give us, maybe they have some oil, who knows? Whatever they have, be it food, water, medicine, or sweet, sweet hydrocarbons, we could sure use it. Not only do we get free resources, we don't even have to do any work! It's a perfect plan!"
OUTCOME
houses are constructed using wood from foreign aid crates
OPTION THREE
VALIDITY: MUST BE IN WORLD ASSEMBLY
"You know, we could just ask the World Assembly for aid," says your suave Ambassador to the World Assembly, wearing a suit you estimate to cost more than your personal home. "We have helped them in the past, remember those Blackacre militants we helped eliminate? Now they owe us. It's only fair they repay us for our kindness, right?"
OUTCOME
@@NAME@@ is considered the "beggar of the World Assembly"
OPTION FOUR
VALIDITY: Must be Socialist
"You all are thinking about this wrong," calmly says your Minister of Energy, @@RANDOMNAME@@ who has @@HIS@@ feet kicked up on the table. "According to my calculations, as long as we build enough nuclear power plants, the oil we use for energy can be forwarded to things we really need, like the military, or the people. Just give the green light on this environment safety inspection and we can have the nation running in six months, tops.
OUTCOME:
three-headed @@ANIMAL@@ corpses are a common sight
OPTION FIVE
VALIDITY: MUST BE CAPITALIST
"You all are thinking about this wrong," calmly says your Minister of Energy, @@RANDOMNAME@@ who has @@HIS@@ feet kicked up on the table. "According to my calculations, as long as we build enough nuclear power plants, the oil we use for energy can be forwarded to things we really need, like the military, or the people. Just help us sell off the rights to open nuclear power plants and we can have the nation running in six months, tops."
OUTCOME
green doesn't just mean cash anymore in the energy business
OPTION SIX
"Or, just buy some oil," asks your fifteen year old nephew, after receiving one hundred @@CURRENCY@@ for his birthday. "How much could it possibly cost? Sure, you'll probably see people heavily upping the prices on you, and maybe the logistics will be a nightmare, but think about the upsides: you won't have to worry about invading anyone or building nuclear power plants. Oh, and you won't have to look poor in front of the whole world."
OUTCOME
black gold costs just as much as actual gold
VALIDITY: Must have cars, low to moderate eco-friendliness
DESCRIPTION:
Over the last week, several terrorist attacks have occurred on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ oil wells and refineries. Although the terrorists have been eliminated, this has caused a plummet of oil storage, which will not be repaired for a year or two. With oil supplies and reserves dwindling, and oil production almost halved, your government has called a meeting to discuss plans of action.
OPTION ONE
"There's no choice," says General @@RANDOMNAME@@, while playing with toy tanks, "Who knows who might attack us in our weakened state? We must secure some oil, lest even Brancaland take advantage. We have a list of nations here with high oil reserves and production, we'll attack them all. Now, we must let you know, we can only last for six months on what we have, but I assure you the civilians will be fine until then." He smashes two tanks together, which shatter. "It's that easy."
OUTCOME
soldiers regularly kick down doors to confiscate kerosene lamps
"No need to be so harsh, General," says your lazy Minister of Foreign Affairs, as he opens a foreign aid box, "Just ask the international community for some aid. I'm sure they have something to give us, maybe they have some oil, who knows? Whatever they have, be it food, water, medicine, or sweet, sweet hydrocarbons, we could sure use it. Not only do we get free resources, we don't even have to do any work! It's a perfect plan!"
OUTCOME
houses are constructed using wood from foreign aid crates
OPTION THREE
VALIDITY: MUST BE IN WORLD ASSEMBLY
"You know, we could just ask the World Assembly for aid," says your suave Ambassador to the World Assembly, wearing a suit you estimate to cost more than your personal home. "We have helped them in the past, remember those Blackacre militants we helped eliminate? Now they owe us. It's only fair they repay us for our kindness, right?"
OUTCOME
@@NAME@@ is considered the "beggar of the World Assembly"
OPTION FOUR
VALIDITY: Must be Socialist
"You all are thinking about this wrong," calmly says your Minister of Energy, @@RANDOMNAME@@ who has @@HIS@@ feet kicked up on the table. "According to my calculations, as long as we build enough nuclear power plants, the oil we use for energy can be forwarded to things we really need, like the military, or the people. Just give the green light on this environment safety inspection and we can have the nation running in six months, tops.
OUTCOME:
three-headed @@ANIMAL@@ corpses are a common sight
OPTION FIVE
VALIDITY: MUST BE CAPITALIST
"You all are thinking about this wrong," calmly says your Minister of Energy, @@RANDOMNAME@@ who has @@HIS@@ feet kicked up on the table. "According to my calculations, as long as we build enough nuclear power plants, the oil we use for energy can be forwarded to things we really need, like the military, or the people. Just help us sell off the rights to open nuclear power plants and we can have the nation running in six months, tops."
OUTCOME
green doesn't just mean cash anymore in the energy business
OPTION SIX
"Or, just buy some oil," asks your fifteen year old nephew, after receiving one hundred @@CURRENCY@@ for his birthday. "How much could it possibly cost? Sure, you'll probably see people heavily upping the prices on you, and maybe the logistics will be a nightmare, but think about the upsides: you won't have to worry about invading anyone or building nuclear power plants. Oh, and you won't have to look poor in front of the whole world."
OUTCOME
black gold costs just as much as actual gold
