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by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:06 am
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:19 am
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:The Munkcestrian government has its Truth Warriors (tech-savvy teenage conscripts) post throughout the Internet that the Sharifistanis have no evidence that anyone was even murdered. This, in fact, is a ploy by the Munkcestrian government to find out who exactly was murdered and where, because they have forgotten.
George Fenwick has been called before Parlement (yes, this is the correct spelling for Munkchester's legislature) by The Liberals to answer their questions following an allegation that his chanting of a modified version of "No Surrender (to the IRA)" down the phone to Prince-Regent Khalid Suleiman Khan was the catalyst for war. While Fenwick has accepted their request, it seems that this is only being done so that he and his allies in Parlement can accuse The Liberals of being communists (again).
Fenwick also mocks the Sharifistanis for their low male life expectancy of 53, especially when placed alongside their female life expectancy of 87. He pledges that in this war he will "reduce it even further".
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Aug 02, 2020 7:24 am
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by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:22 am
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:25 am
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:They respond that the Khan County "murders" were in fact justified.
The Truth Warriors also respond that men being brave, protecting women, and dying for their country should not in any normal circumstance lead to a 34-year life expectancy gender imbalance. They accuse a "Sharifistani gynarchic cult with control over the government" of sacrificing young Sharifistani men and sigh a sigh of relief that, in Munkchester, women are aborted before birth to maintain the masculine nature of the country and can therefore do no such thing.
Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing chooses to write essays. His first essay will be on the subject of Munkcestrian superiority.
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:28 am
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:30 am
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:They respond that the Khan County "murders" were in fact justified.
The Truth Warriors also respond that men being brave, protecting women, and dying for their country should not in any normal circumstance lead to a 34-year life expectancy gender imbalance. They accuse a "Sharifistani gynarchic cult with control over the government" of sacrificing young Sharifistani men and sigh a sigh of relief that, in Munkchester, women are aborted before birth to maintain the masculine nature of the country and can therefore do no such thing.
Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing chooses to write essays. His first essay will be on the subject of Munkcestrian superiority.
Sharifistan's actual truth warriors respond by saying that Sharifistan is not run by a matriarchy as "all of the top jobs in the country are predominantly done by men" and many other comments to that effect.
One of them also asks "How can the slaying of a judge and a prosecutor for asking a question and of a Prince based on grounds that were literally made up be justified?"
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:35 am
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:A female guard asks Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing "May I ask, hat motivates you as an intelligence soldier?"
Meanwhile, in a more or less unrelated event, Sharifistani intelligence officers have almost completed the file on Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing.
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:36 am
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:
Sharifistan's actual truth warriors respond by saying that Sharifistan is not run by a matriarchy as "all of the top jobs in the country are predominantly done by men" and many other comments to that effect.
One of them also asks "How can the slaying of a judge and a prosecutor for asking a question and of a Prince based on grounds that were literally made up be justified?"
They respond that the gynarchic cult is a shadow government. They also say that the prince agreed to the duel, and the judge and the prosecutor were accidental and unfortunate but, given the circumstances, necessary casualties.
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:40 am
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:A female guard asks Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing "May I ask, hat motivates you as an intelligence soldier?"
Meanwhile, in a more or less unrelated event, Sharifistani intelligence officers have almost completed the file on Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing.
OOC: What's in the file? Can you show it to me? I'm interested.
Name: Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing
Rank: student (officer cadet)
abilities: fluency in multiple languages, knowledge of politics, espionage skills,
(probably) combat skills.
Weaknesses: A tendency to be outspoken, women.
Alma mater: mostly self-educated.
brief bio: Born into the right-wing Ashtreeclearing family his father named him "Wealthprotection" due to his pro-slavery and anti-communist sentiments.
After being self-educated until the age of about 16, he enlisted with M.A.S.S.OD ("Munkcestrian Assassins Stopping Socialism on Duty ") as a cadet.
Political views: Pro-slavery, pro-death penalty, Munkcestrian nationalist, anti-communist
Psychological profile:
An intelligent young man, Ashtreeclearing is a capable agent,
however he is also known as a womaniser.
His personality consists of arrogance and bravado as well as being highly articulate.
He is heterosexual.
He is right-wing.
His views on Islam have not been ascertained.
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:41 am
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:They respond that the gynarchic cult is a shadow government. They also say that the prince agreed to the duel, and the judge and the prosecutor were accidental and unfortunate but, given the circumstances, necessary casualties.
The Sharifistanis ask them to prove the existence of this "shadow government" and argue that Munkcestrian men are "not brave enough to die to protect their women".
One of the more intelligent but also more ruthless Truth Warriors, one who will (Insh'allah) train as an intelligence officer responds by also saying
"It is beneficial for society to have more women than men, in Sharifistan men can have more than one wife (which is also scientifically beneficial as one woman can only produce a certain number of children regardless of number of partners whereas for men the number is less limited). If there was not such a population imbalance there would be hordes of bachelors who could commit crimes."
He also goes on to say "the lack of manliness and chivalry amongst the Munkcestrian is why his government must hire foreign mercenaries"
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:42 am
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:A female guard asks Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing "May I ask, hat motivates you as an intelligence soldier?"
Meanwhile, in a more or less unrelated event, Sharifistani intelligence officers have almost completed the file on Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing.
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:43 am
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:OOC: What's in the file? Can you show it to me? I'm interested.
the fileName: Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing
Rank: student (officer cadet)
abilities: fluency in multiple languages, knowledge of politics, espionage skills,
(probably) combat skills.
Weaknesses: A tendency to be outspoken, women.
Alma mater: mostly self-educated.
brief bio: Born into the right-wing Ashtreeclearing family his father named him "Wealthprotection" due to his pro-slavery and anti-communist sentiments.
After being self-educated until the age of about 16, he enlisted with M.A.S.S.OD ("Munkcestrian Assassins Stopping Socialism on Duty ") as a cadet.
Political views: Pro-slavery, pro-death penalty, Munkcestrian nationalist, anti-communist
Psychological profile:
An intelligent young man, Ashtreeclearing is a capable agent,
however he is also known as a womaniser.
His personality consists of arrogance and bravado as well as being highly articulate.
He is heterosexual.
He is right-wing.
His views on Islam have not been ascertained.
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:A female guard asks Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing "May I ask, hat motivates you as an intelligence soldier?"
Meanwhile, in a more or less unrelated event, Sharifistani intelligence officers have almost completed the file on Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing.
OOC: does Ashtreeclearing respond to the guard's question.
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:43 am
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:The Sharifistanis ask them to prove the existence of this "shadow government" and argue that Munkcestrian men are "not brave enough to die to protect their women".
One of the more intelligent but also more ruthless Truth Warriors, one who will (Insh'allah) train as an intelligence officer responds by also saying
"It is beneficial for society to have more women than men, in Sharifistan men can have more than one wife (which is also scientifically beneficial as one woman can only produce a certain number of children regardless of number of partners whereas for men the number is less limited). If there was not such a population imbalance there would be hordes of bachelors who could commit crimes."
He also goes on to say "the lack of manliness and chivalry amongst the Munkcestrian is why his government must hire foreign mercenaries"
They respond that the existence of the shadow government can be inferred from the evidence there is for it, such as the death rate of young men that would not be so high if it was unintentional. They remind the Sharifistanis that, in Munkchester, women are aborted before birth, so the protection of women is irrelevant. They say that, while having more women than men is indeed beneficial, this should be accomplished by "importing women from traditional cultures" instead, which is what Munkchester does.
They also respond that Munkcestrians are very manly and chivalrous.
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:44 am
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:the fileName: Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing
Rank: student (officer cadet)
abilities: fluency in multiple languages, knowledge of politics, espionage skills,
(probably) combat skills.
Weaknesses: A tendency to be outspoken, women.
Alma mater: mostly self-educated.
brief bio: Born into the right-wing Ashtreeclearing family his father named him "Wealthprotection" due to his pro-slavery and anti-communist sentiments.
After being self-educated until the age of about 16, he enlisted with M.A.S.S.OD ("Munkcestrian Assassins Stopping Socialism on Duty ") as a cadet.
Political views: Pro-slavery, pro-death penalty, Munkcestrian nationalist, anti-communist
Psychological profile:
An intelligent young man, Ashtreeclearing is a capable agent,
however he is also known as a womaniser.
His personality consists of arrogance and bravado as well as being highly articulate.
He is heterosexual.
He is right-wing.
His views on Islam have not been ascertained.
OOC: Azad, you do realise that "Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing" is just another alias for Ed[deuterotheme] Ashleigh?Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:OOC: does Ashtreeclearing respond to the guard's question.
OOC: Yes.
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:45 am
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:They respond that the existence of the shadow government can be inferred from the evidence there is for it, such as the death rate of young men that would not be so high if it was unintentional. They remind the Sharifistanis that, in Munkchester, women are aborted before birth, so the protection of women is irrelevant. They say that, while having more women than men is indeed beneficial, this should be accomplished by "importing women from traditional cultures" instead, which is what Munkchester does.
They also respond that Munkcestrians are very manly and chivalrous.
the Sharifistanis would reply
"if the intention was to get rid of men, why would the number of boys being born each year and indeed the number of boys becoming men massively outweigh the numbers of men dying."
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:45 am
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:46 am
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:00 am
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:The Sharifistanis ask them to prove the existence of this "shadow government" and argue that Munkcestrian men are "not brave enough to die to protect their women".
One of the more intelligent but also more ruthless Truth Warriors, one who will (Insh'allah) train as an intelligence officer responds by also saying
"It is beneficial for society to have more women than men, in Sharifistan men can have more than one wife (which is also scientifically beneficial as one woman can only produce a certain number of children regardless of number of partners whereas for men the number is less limited). If there was not such a population imbalance there would be hordes of bachelors who could commit crimes."
He also goes on to say "the lack of manliness and chivalry amongst the Munkcestrian is why his government must hire foreign mercenaries"
They respond that the existence of the shadow government can be inferred from the evidence there is for it, such as the death rate of young men that would not be so high if it was unintentional. They remind the Sharifistanis that, in Munkchester, women are aborted before birth, so the protection of women is irrelevant. They say that, while having more women than men is indeed beneficial, this should be accomplished by "importing women from traditional cultures" instead, which is what Munkchester does.
They also respond that Munkcestrians are very manly and chivalrous.
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