The World Census is designated an Enemy of the State. All employees and affiliates will be killed by all means possible. Citizens of our magnificent country will be paid to hunt them.
By entering, all World Census employees forfeit their lives.
The World Census is charged with the following crimes:
1: Public Indecency, One Incident
2: Loitering, Fifteen Incidents
3: Bothering Citizens, Twenty Incidents
4: Taking Excessive Government Time, Eighty Six Incidents
5: Public Abuse of Small Felines; Fifteen Incidents
6: Unauthorized Handling of Weaponry; Fifteen Incidents
7: Coercion of Criminal Activity; Fifteen Incidents
7a: Murder of a Government Official; One Incident
7b: Grand Theft; Eight Incidents
7c: Unauthorized Obstruction of Traffic; Six Incidents
8: Littering; Five Incidents
