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Postby Tequilo » Sun Jul 19, 2020 7:22 am


TAPALUPÉ, TEQUILO - Welcome to the shiny new sports wire for Tequilo's all new proto-commercialised national league, Liga-TQ, brought to you by the Unión de Pitxi Tequilo - the UPT, or the football association to the rest of us.

A word from the president of the UPT, the most revered Señor Lepe (about whom you may read further down in this newswire):

The UPT welcomes one and all to the publication of this, the Tequiloan national sports wire for the national sport, pitxi - or 'football', as you might know it, and even 'Soccer' if you live over the horizon of our northern borders. Whilst we hope you enjoy the information provided herein, will you kindly note the following;

Please do not post in this thread unless by invitation - it is a domestic newswire for Tequilo only.

Thank you.

For more information please email spamdelete@liga.teq [OOC:or TG Tequilo] Collaborative works always negotiable, but you are also welcome to come up with your own ideas for your sports thread and positively invited not to copypaste from here, that would be lazy and rude.
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Postby Tequilo » Sun Jul 19, 2020 7:29 am


01Liga-TQ President & Commissioner Profiles
02Liga-TQ Introduction & Outline of Liga-TQ
03Liga-TQ History, Standings & Records
04Liga TQ Hall of Fame

05Copa Tequilo History
06Liga-J, The National Youth League

07Club Directory; the biggest and best by each state - 10-Nacional | Antivador | Chazapa | Guastenango | Maranco | Ocotapa | Puezan
08State Championships History; title winners by state - Antivador | Chazapa | Guastenango | Maranco | Ocotapa | Puezan
09Museo de Pitxi, The National Football Museum
10Ciudad de Pitxi, The National Stadium & Development Centre

11The National Team, Summary & Records

12Liga-TQ, Cálculo-1: The inaugural season, in full
13Liga-TQ, Cálculo-2: Liga-TQ | Copa Tequilo | Liga-J | IFCF Entry
14Liga-TQ, Cálculo-3: Liga-TQ | Copa Tequilo | Liga-J | IFCF Entry
15Liga-TQ, Cálculo-4: Liga-TQ | Copa Tequilo | Liga-J | IFCF Entry
16Liga-TQ, Cálculo-5: Liga-TQ | Copa Tequilo | Liga-J | IFCF Entry - coming next...
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Postby Tequilo » Sun Jul 19, 2020 7:34 am


The modernisation - and internationalisation - of football in Tequilo has been led by football legend (in Tequilo) Señor Lepe, the great Oriente striker of yore, and the first president of the Unión de Pitxi Tequilo. He was the driving force behind the foundation of Liga-TQ and perhaps the only person who could reconcile clubs, fans and commercial interests to form a national league over and above the traditional state leagues. Lepe recruited another football legend to the role of Commissioner, the chief executive officer of the new league, in famously eccentric former striker at Fábrica, Pablo Invocador, who held the post for three seasons before an election failed to re-appoint him for another term...

Here we present short bios of the two key gentlemen, copied with kind permission from GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-a!!! Daily, your first and best resource for football updates, daily.

The President
Carolina Ruiz

Carolina Ruiz, season 127 (TQ-5) onward

At Big Ten club Fábrica, the board of directors always seem to be too busy when the annual Liga-TQ General Meeting comes around, off on their jet-skis and speed boats in a fancy tax-free resort like Ipanema or Taxhavn or the principality of Mustardy. So they send poor put-on commercial shop manager Carolina Ruiz to the meetings, to listen to all that the powerful chairmen and women have got to say, take some notes, deliver any messages and to report back on how it all goes in the fancy meeting rooms of the Museo de Pitxi, the Tequiloan FA's HQ, in Tapalupé. Some seasons ago she got a bit ahead of herself and threw an idea into the pot that led to the adoption of the 'Cosmopolitos Amendment' - permitting unlimited foreign players to feature in Liga-TQ, largely for the benefit of widening television audiences, increasing shirt sales, encouraging pitxi tourism... generally leveraging as many chèlinpesos from the game as possible. Well done Señora Ruiz - it certainly worked.

Repeating her habit of uninvited interventions at the next AGM, she suddenly came up with a plan to help all the big clubs ensure they had a better chance of qualifying from the state championship to the money pot of Liga-TQ via the now widely known but barely understood ‘Carolina Plan’. This restructure of the league means all the big teams can barely fail to qualify for the money pot at the end of the rainbow. Bravo again!

To make the most of her strategic vision, and to stop her making all the chairpersons look stupid at the next year’s meeting, the Unión put her in charge of the disastrous City of Football project, to build new facilities for the national team - which had fallen eight years behind schedule. Of course, she got it back on track - and completed it inside one calendar year with help from a friend of a friend at the Fluid Time factory in Bonesea. She’s a very underrated shopkeeper, that Señora Ruiz. There seemed nothing else to do but put her in charge of the whole darned thing, and the men in grey suits behind the scenes unanimously and without consultation appointed her President of the Unión.

Señor Lepe, seasons 119-125

Attendees of the recent lecture at the Museo de Pitxi will recall that one of the greatest Tequiloan pitxileros, Naximien Tó Arante Edixon, most commonly Lepe, played over six hundred games for Las Guías Oriente in Maranco State with a feather in his jockstrap, or so he alleged. He claimed the Resplendent Jackdaw often guided his shots into the goal. Legend has it that he only ever used the same feather, and that after around 400 games or so, it was so completely worn away apart from the hard keratin rachis or spine that he had to transfer it to a sock. It is notable that he scored 30% less effectively in his later years at Oriente, and Lepe has repeatedly expressed regret that he did not manage to pluck a stock of feathers from the Resplendent Jackdaw that he encountered during a vigilia desierto - a pilgrimage he made into the great Jardínfierno desert as a teenager with the express purpose of improving his finishing technique. Regardless of his own perceived failures and his moderate decline in goalscoring - hardly a crisis, with 522 goals for Oriente in 646 appearances making him the highest goalscorer in Tequilo domestic football history - Lepe went down as probably the greatest player of all time in the country, frequently polling at #1 in fan surveys though there are few fans alive today who are old enough to have seen him play, let alone recall the quality of his performances. Lepe is widely celebrated in his own lifetime, becoming a media star and a graceful, eloquent spokesperson for the development of pitxi; even becoming the UPT - the Tequiloan FA - President for the last eight years.

The Commissioner
Martín Escorinato

Martín Escorinato, season TQ-4 onwards

Pablo Invocador seemed to have the election for the Commissioner's second term of office in the bag, even though media-darling and mad Moto chairman Gedeó Dosrius decided to run against him. An electoral advisor from Kelssek, one Mr. Wilson, called for a third candidate with absolutely no hope of being successful to also go on the ballot, to lend some additional air of credence to the winner (who everyone knew was going to be Señor Invocador) and preventing the runner-up (who everyone knew was going to be Señor Dosrius) from being able to delegitimise the vote in any way.

No-one in the room of powerful and rich club owners wanted to volunteer to be the lame duck in a crapshoot, and when they looked around the room, there weren’t many of those types about. Just Carolina Ruiz, who was busy with other things, and that fellow over there, from the Unión, in the grey suit with the grey tie, and the double-entry ledger on the table in front of him, who would soon do a statistical presentation for them on the cash flow forecast for the next three years which, if they didn’t turn the aircon down to just above freezing, would send them all to sleep.

Martín Escorinato.

As it happened, the election was surprisingly tight between Señors Invocador and Dosrius. Mr. Wilson’s ‘narrow margin Droop quotient separator’ mechanism for splitting indivisible ties was applied. It seemed, though he had neglected to mention it in plain Tequiloan, that in the case where there was very strong support for one or other candidate with great resistance for the other, it was likely the middle-of-the-road, not-competing-for-air lame-duck-in-a-crapshoot third candidate would appeal to both sides as the alternative so as to exclude the strong unwanted second candidate. Señor Martín Escorinato won the election in the Droop-off to become the second commissioner of Liga-TQ. And after all, he did know how to make the league work. He had spent a lot of late nights and early mornings generating the data that kept the system running. He knew how to use the XK OpTeq simulator.

Pablo Invocador, seasons 1-3

If anyone invokes the spirits of pitxi, the patron wights, more successfully than Pablo Invocador, then I am yet to hear of it. Perhaps one day this emerging Cult of Teoxi Cóndor will produce the footballer more successful than Râmón Tüjânger, more skilled than Lepe, and more uncanny than the cruyff-spirit Oooóooos - but until that day comes, Señor Invocador, pretty decent footballer in his day for mighty Fábrica Tapalupé, wins the prize of most haunted pitxilero. In a country where shambolic religious symbolism and ritual is bound up with everyday life, including football, such a character, un chamán, will rise to the top of everyone’s consciousness - but, when the referee blew time on his career, and he was no longer in the public eye, whatever became of the man who could magic a goal out of nothing, and put a defender on the floor with just a secret word muttered under his breath? With the most appearances (605) and the most goals (419) for Fábrica during a 20+ year career, Pablo Invocador was easily become eternal legend for The Spanners from the day he retired - and the club even named their old Santa Léa stadium after him. His name lives on, as does the memory of his jinxes on the pitch, and that one time especially goes down in folklore when he made Argón keeper Abel Blázquez perform a headstand when facing him for a penalty kick - and was sent off for unsportsmanlike conduct. But where is he now? Unsurprisingly, Pablo joined the House of Shambles - the administrative body that presides over belief and disbelief in the Shambolic Tradition - where he is nominally an administrative clerk for the atheist story-telling cult, but where, secretly, we all believe, he conjures spirits for amusement and good prospects. With the foundation of the new Liga-TQ, he was brought out of pitxi retirement to become commissioner for the league, based no doubt on his boundless energy and limitless good fortune.
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Postby Tequilo » Sun Jul 19, 2020 7:36 am


Formed as part of Tequilo's modernisation process, the all-new national Liga-TQ, for the first time in over 120 years of football in Tequilo, provides a step beyond the individual state championships in an effort to determine a national champion for the country, and to easily nominate, on merit, entrants to the IFCF Champions League, Challenger's Cup, Liga-B Champions Trophy, Cup Winners Cup and the FFI tournaments.

Liga-TQ follows the traditional state championships: six states, each with around fifty teams competing in three tiers. The championships of Antivador, Chazapa, Guastenango, Maranco, Ocotapa and Puezan have been running for more than 120 years, having their own rivalries, and declaring their own champions. Although the equally ancient and massive Copa Tequilo has been running a national competition with a national winner for all that time, there has never before been an official Tequiloan national champion achived through a league system. Each state championship runs a promotion and relegation system with playoffs through the tiers, which are referred to as 1-Sección, 2-Sección and 3-Sección respectively; the top 1-Sección being a professional tier, down to the 3-Sección being largely semi-pro. Below that are local amateur tiers, collectively 4-Sección, and there is no usual promotion/relegation between 3- and 4-Seccións.

Liga-TQ will offer an opportunity for the best teams from each state to come together to compete in a short form league to decide a national champion. Liga-TQ2 offers a similar opportunity for 2-Sección winners, while Liga-J offers an elite academy league covering the whole country, initially of one tier which will gradually be extended to two and three divisions, offering places for up to 42 academies in total once fully operational.

A quick note on the inauguration of Liga-TQ. Naturally, nothing is simple in Tequilo. A modern unified nation comprising six former sovereign states and three indigene kingdoms, each with a proud history and unique identity, much of life remains connected to the culture and infrastructure of those individual states - and the same is true of pitxi - the Tequiloan word for football. After 120+ years of state championships, in which each state declared it's own winner, the clubs, fans and authorities were far too invested in state football to dismantle it. A unification league had never been tried before, and in order to preserve both the integrity and the status of the six championships, Liga-TQ sits as an extension to, rather than a replacement for, the state championships. Thus, at the end of the State Championships, teams qualify on merit for the 'closura' - the Liga-TQ.

Liga-TQ itself divides into three top flight sections, each one made up of six teams - the Primera for the six state champions; the Proxima for the six state runners-up, and the Pequena for the six third-placed teams of the state championships. Each division of six plays a double round robin totalling ten games within their group, to decide a final table of 18 in three sections. The winner of the Primera will thus be declared the national champion, while second, third and fourth in this division will be awarded births in the IFCF Challenger's Cup.

In order to confirm places for the Liga-B Champions Trophy, the winners of each state second tier - the 2-Sección - will also compete in an end of season competition, the Liga-TQ2 Eliminatorio, to decide the second tier national winner and the three births for the Trophy.

Got it? Then let's get on with it.
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División Primera
Liga-TQ national championship.

Primera Winner Runner-Up Third
TQ-4 Pitxi-Pitxi 77 Florentino SC Pedregal
TQ-3 SC Pedregal Florentino Motozintla
TQ-2 Florentino Pitxi-Pitxi 77 Motozintla
TQ-1 Pitxi-Pitxi 77 Peru Urzagui Real Gardaresso

División Proxima
Liga-TQ second tier competition.

Proxima Winner Runner-Up Third
TQ-4 Atlás Ciuredor Argón Tacranza Pelotón
TQ-3 Resplendiente CF Frantxizko-A Real Gardaresso
TQ-2 SC Pedregal Pingüinos Pelotón
TQ-1 Continente Tulan Galaxía Racquette-22

División Pequeña
Liga-TQ third tier competition.

Pequeña Winner Runner-Up Third
TQ-4 Fábrica Tapalupé Atlético Lipa Independiencia
TQ-3 Haïtiens Acacoyagua Atlás Ciuredor
TQ-2 Resplendiente Real Gardaresso Índigo Huayna
TQ-1 CF Frantxizko-A Resplendiente Atlás Ciuredor

Liga-IS Interstate Championship
From season TQ4, the official closura for teams failing to qualify for Liga-TQ.

Season Winner Runner-Up Third 2-División Winner 3-División Winner

TQ-4 Juventoyan Estudiantes Tacranza Equipo Caimán Páramos Cuba Tapalupé

Liga-TQ Eliminatoria
The official 2-Sección closura ran only for the first three seasons of Liga-TQ.

Eliminatorio Runner-Up Third
TQ-3 Clazada Larga SC Raití Estudiantes Tacranza
TQ-2 Atlético Lipa Gimnástico Chichi. Cisne Senzapa
TQ-1 Telmo-Léao Asociación Olaya Ocozoxhuatla
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The Humberto Bustamonte Medal
Awarded to the best player of the Liga-TQ season.

Player of the Season Club Runner-Up Third
TQ-4 Tlcaolotl (ST) Pitxi-Pitxi 77 Ebardo Feliu (DL) Mâártën Âllámbâlár (ST)(FFD)
TQ-3 Kai Sidiki (GK) SC Pedregal Kayara (ST) Jeremías Carballal (AMC)
TQ-2 Tlacolotl (ST) Pitxi-Pitxi 77 Antton Machinena (DC) Cygnet Valeri (DR)(ASU)
TQ-1 Chicchan (DR) Pitxi-Pitxi 77 Hogbe Mbida (AMC) Raimi Dokunanga (ST)

The Ooóoos Skueri Cosmo Award
Awarded to the best foreign player of the Liga-TQ season.

Cosmo of the Season Club Runner-Up Third
TQ-4 Mâártën Âllámbâlár (ST)(FFD) Florentino Rüí Lütáò (AMC)(FFD) Vâásk Çêwé (ST)(FFD)
TQ-3 Venâncio Paiva (ST)(AUD) Florentino Tesco Zuniga (ST)(AUD) Frank Kolar (DC)(STL)
TQ-2 Cygnet Valeri (DR)(ASU) Resplendiente Goran Olazabar (DL)(ASG) Venâncio Paiva (ST)(AUD)
TQ-1 Not awarded

The Pablo Invocador Golden Boot
Awarded to the top scorer of the Liga-TQ Primera division.

Golden Boot Winner Club Runner-Up Third
TQ-4 Mâártën Âllámbâlár (29) Florentino K'antu (27) Kjetil Rongstad (27)
TQ-3 Gavriel de Astudillo (29) Atlás Ciuredor Mateo Homs (27) Roxelio Toran (26)
TQ-2 Tlacolotl (24) Pitxi-Pitxi 77 Roxelio Toran (22) Mendo Davila (22)
TQ-1 Pano Coyote (27) Equipo Caimán Roxelio Toran (23) Tlacolotl (22)

The Alano Caballero Golden Glove
Awarded to the top goalkeeper of the Liga-TQ Primera division.

Golden Glove Winner Club Runner-Up Third
TQ-4 Orm Hinisser (20) Pitxi-Pitxi 77 Matias Caldas (20) Tepin Mecatl-Rubió (17)
TQ-3 Kai Sidiki (27) SC Pedregal Tati Arguinariz (27) Oscar Bienvenida (25)
TQ-2 Orm Hinisser (29) Pitxi-Pitxi 77 Marko Zuazo (23) Cosme Peres (23)
TQ-1 Donisio (24) Benemérito Kai Sidiki (21) Marko Zuazo (21)

The Esâ Neá Memorial Badge
Awarded to the top young player of the Liga-TQ season.

Young Player of the Season Club Runner-Up Third
TQ-4 Manuel Cañero (ST) Real Gardaresso Puma Caldeira (ST) Vâásk Çêwé (ST)(FFD)
TQ-3 Jonatan Torrubiano (ST) Xicoa Actzin Tehuaco (AMC) Axó (DMC)
TQ-2 Alex Gallo (ST) Florentino Frodo March (ST) Niño Pinto (AMC)
TQ-1 Tlacolotl (ST) Pitxi-Pitxi 77 Ixtub Tün (DMC) Niño Pinto (AMC)

Pythagoras' Golden Compass
Awarded to the top coach of the Liga-TQ season.

Coach of the Season Club Runner-Up Third
TQ-4 Eskaminzin Pitxi-Pitxi 77 Roibén Ravelo Rodolpho Bola
TQ-3 Ramiro Paredo SC Pedregal Francisco Javier Sandoval Tim Knute-Grahn
TQ-2 Huey Wight Florentino Eskaminzim Mosey Ackanard
TQ-1 Eskaminzim Pitxi-Pitxi 77 Balentin Astondoa Ferrando Clemente
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Postby Tequilo » Tue Jul 21, 2020 12:18 am


El Gran Gallo, The Grand Old Father [Lit: Cockerel; Collq: progenitor, father] of Tequiloan football and national knockout cup competition, the Copa Tequilo is one of the oldest competitions in the Costelloan diaspora, and possibly The Wide Enness Ocean: having surpassed 120 years of organised pitxi, the Copa is at least very old, by Yuman standards. In fact, the football clock of Tequilo ticks by the standard of the Copa - 'temporada-1' (season one) in the history of all Tequiloan football was the first Copa tournament enumerated in the history books, won by Polibio. Any games before this took place in 'La Prehistoria' according to the Tequiloa. The first season of the modern era, beginning with the inauguration of Liga-TQ, is in fact season 123 in Copa-time.

Not only is the Grand Old Father truly ancient, it is extremely difficult to win - with over 600 teams taking part over a two-season cycle, no one team has been truly dominant. The mighty CF Frantxizko-A, commonly CFFA or Los Oros, The Golds, have won the most titles - a meagre six in almost a century and a quarter of competition.

A two season cycle, you say?

It is true to say that though there is a final every year, the Copa is fairly unique in that it offers every single team registered with the UPT a chance to participate in the competition, no matter how small or large. In any given year, this is usually a compliment of 600-700 teams; far too many for a single-season tournament. Thus, a preliminary competition, La Copa Del Pueblo or commonly Copa Pueblo - The People's Cup - runs every season, providing a stepping stone to the Copa Tequilo the following season. Running strictly for the 4-Sección amateur tiers, the Copa Peublo does proceed all the way to a final and provides for an overall winner, but perhaps more importantly, the final sixteen teams of the Copa Peublo automatically qualify for the following season's Copa Tequilo. Beginning with an extra preliminary round to reduce the field from 16 to 10 from the Copa Peublo, the Copa Tequilo includes the lowest ranked 3-Sección semi-pro teams joining in the preliminary round; the majority of 3-Sección starting the first round proper; 2-Sección joining in the second round; and the top flight 1-Sección teams joining in the fourth round.

There are a further five rounds leading to the final, known as El Gallo Dorado, The Golden Cock, which is so enthusiastically anticipated and so widely followed in Tequilo that it falls on a national holiday all of its own. So difficult is it to win through then, that in the long history of the game, only three teams have successfully defended their title - SC Pedregal by winning in seasons 15 and 16; Acacoyagua in 106 and 107; and Resplendiente in seasons 118 and 119. Acacoyagua in fact came close to making it three in a row, reaching the 108 final before losing to Atlético Lipa. They remain the only team to reach three consectutive finals. Twelve teams have won a Copa and State Championship double in the same season, most recently Resplendiente in season 118; no team has achieved that honour more than once.

A future record to be made will be the first treble - never available until now - of State Championship, Liga-TQ and Copa Tequilo. Can it ever be done? As usual, Motozintla have announced they aim to do precisely that; and as usual, they probably won't.

The record final victory was Tequiloa's famous 13-0 victory over Estudiantes in season 91, whilst only Inter Raití have also hit double figures in a final, beating Erreal Tiresias 11-0 in the 64th de Oro. Uniquely, the second Copa Tequilo was awarded to Unuiĝinta without a final being played. In a political row of the time between different states, in the earliest days of the competition, Académico of Chazapa state and Raquette-22 of Antivador, bowing to the pressure of bigger clubs throughout the nation, refused to play their semi-final match, and when forced to, played out a ridiculous 0-0 draw with no shots on goal, no corners, and no goals scored in 44 penalty kicks in the shoot-out before the enraged referee called time on the game. With Unuiĝinta having won through the other semi against holders Polibio, the UPT decided to avoid any further fuss and awarded the title to The Reds. Famously then, the competition has one more winner than it does finals, and Unuiĝinta have one more title than they do final appearances.

Both Académico and Raquette-22 were banned from the competition for ten years, reduced to seven on appeal. Incredibly, on their return, Raquette went on to win the Copa in what was to be their only appearance in the final.

Modern Era Winners

The inauguration of Liga-TQ in season 123 is officially considered the beginning of the modern era, although 'modern' records usually reflect back to season 120, just to be tidy.

Season Winner (wins) Score Runner-Up

126 Motozintla (3) 1-0 Real Gardaresso
125 Florentino (4) 2-0 SC Pedregal
124 Jaguar Ixtacomitán (5) 1-0 Acacoyagua
123 El Quetan CF (4) 2-1 SC Raití
122 SC Bravo Cuahjuluca (1) 2-0 SC Bozoa
121 Fortuna Tulan (1) 5-0 Irregulares Quetodino
120 Alianza Tirinto (1) 3-0 Argón Tacranza


Most Wins:	CF Frantxizko-A		6	Most Finals: 	CF Frantxizko-A		8 (6 wins)
Jaguar Ixtacomitán 8 (5)
Jaguar Ixtacomitán 5
Tequiloa 7 (4)
Florentino 4 Acacoyagua 7 (3)
El Quetan CF 4 Cóndor Sezalco 7 (3)
Fábrica Tapalupé 4
Unuiĝinta 4 Fábrica Tapalupé 6 (4)
Tequiloa 4 SC Pedregal 6 (3)
Florentino 6 (3)
Motozintla 3 Fortuna Tulan 6 (1)
Resplendiente 3
Acacoyagua 3 Benemérito 5 (3)
Las Guías Oriente 3 Naranja 5 (2)
Cóndor Sezalco 3 Sporta Ibaeta 5 (0)*
Urbo Ibaeta 3
Benemérito 3 El Quetan CF 4 (4)
SC Pedregal 3 Unuiĝinta 3 (4)§

* Worst finals record
§ One win awarded without final

Season Year Winner Wins Score Runner-Up FT

1 498 Polibio 1 5-2 Correcaminos
2 499 Unuiĝinta § 1 AWARDED
3 500 Naranja 1 4-1 Tequiloa
4 501 Macarada Gaona 1 4-0 Las Guías Oriente
5 502 AS Ferrocarril 1 3-0 Jaguar Itxacomitán
6 503 CF Frantxizko-A § 1 5-2 Acacoyagua
7 504 AC Sezalco 1 5-3 Fortuna Tulan
8 505 Ciupa Azul § 1 8-1 Fortuna Tulan
9 506 Fábrica Tapalupé 1 3-1 FT Orazun
10 507 Racquette-22 1 4-1 SC Raití
11 508 Jaguar Itxacomitán 1 4-3 Blanco Horizonte
12 509 Urbo Ibaeta 1 2-1 Benemérito
13 510 Tequiloa 1 1-0 Demokrito
14 511 Universitario 1 1-0 Argentinako
15 512 SC Pedregal 1 1-0 SC Marcapira
16 513 SC Pedregal 2 2-1 Cóndor Sezalco
17 514 Fábrica Tapalupé § 2 3-1 Sporta Oroboros
18 515 Polo Sur 1 2-0 Galaxía
19 516 AS Ferrocarril 2 6-2 Alianza Tirinto
20 517 Los Miñeros 1 6-0 Acacoyagua
21 518 Olimpika 1 5-3 Chapulineros
22 519 Florentino 1 1-0 Esqueletos
23 520 Sarrazenos 1 5-2 Cooperativa
24 521 Cóndor Sezalco 1 4-0 Chazapañol
25 522 Unuiĝinta 2 2-0 Cóndor Sezalco
26 523 Xicoa 1 7-0 Independiencia
27 524 Atlás Ciuredor § 1 3-2 Rebelión Hernandados
28 525 Peru Urzagui 1 1-0 Sporta Ibaeta
29 526 Motozintla 1 0-0 Cooperativa 3-1
30 527 Argón Tacranza* 1 0-0 Polibio 2-2
31 528 Florentino 2 2-0 La Milega AC
32 529 CF Frantxizko-A 2 5-1 Internacional CF
33 530 Chapulineros 1 3-1 Urbo Ibaeta
34 531 Chazapañol 1 1-1 La Milega AC 1-1
35 532 Peru Urzagui 2 1-1 SC Pedregal 5-2
36 533 Florentino* 3 2-2 Aserrío de Garriché 3-3
37 534 Correcaminos 1 5-2 AS Matiguás
38 535 Ciupa Azul 2 2-0 Benemérito
39 536 Socrates* 1 0-0 Aserrío de Garriché 1-1
40 537 Rebelión Hernandados 1 2-1 Urbo Ibaeta
41 538 Zamalakarregi 1 4-2 Flechas Azules
42 539 Tequiloa § 2 4-2 SC Tescoa
43 540 El Quetan CF* 1 0-0 Fortuna Tulan 1-1
44 541 Benemérito 1 4-0 Jaguar Itxacomitán
45 542 Chiapula de Corzo AC 1 1-0 KKA Bixintxo
46 543 Jaguar Itxacomitán 2 2-1 AS Ferrocarril
47 544 Unuiĝinta 3 2-0 CF Frantxizko-A
48 545 Pelóta San Anreso 1 2-2 Sporta Ibaeta 4-3
49 546 Independiencia 1 3-1 SC Tescoa
50 547 Pelotón 1 2-2 Equipo Caimán 3-2
51 548 Deportivo Torente* 1 4-4 Sporta Ibaeta 6-6
52 549 Acacoyagua 1 4-1 Motozintla
53 550 Equipo Muna 1 4-0 AS Matiguás
54 551 SC Tescoa 1 4-3 Inter Raití
55 552 Resplendiente 1 6-1 Los Miñeros
56 553 Las Guías Oriente 1 5-3 Argón Tacranza
57 554 Urbo Ibaeta 2 4-1 Demokrito
58 555 Tequiloa 3 5-4 Atlético Lipa
59 556 SC Azcarreta 1 0-0 Fortuna Tulan 4-1
60 557 Benemérito 2 4-0 Blanco Horizonte
61 558 AS Tonalá 1 0-0 Reconquista 1-0
62 559 Las Guías Oriente 2 4-2 SC Azcarreta
63 560 Flechas Azules 1 1-0 Florentino
64 561 Inter Raití 1 11-0 Erreal Tiresias
65 562 Xicoa 2 8-1 Resplendiente
66 563 Real Gardaresso 1 0-0 Atlético Lipa 2-0
67 564 SC Marcapira 1 5-1 KKA Bixintxo
68 565 Comitán Argente 1 3-1 Equipo Caimán
69 566 Caballero AC* 1 0-0 Olimpika 1-1
70 567 FT Orazun 1 1-1 Cóndor Sezalco 2-1
71 568 Los Miñeros 2 3-1 Naranja
72 569 Cimarrones Desatas 1 2-1 Real Gardaresso
73 570 El Quetan CF 2 2-1 Demokrito
74 571 Continente Tulan 1 4-1 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
75 572 Atlás Ciuredor 2 3-1 Serpentina
76 573 Cóndor Sezalco § 2 2-0 SC Marcapira
77 574 Motozintla 2 0-0 Tequiloa 3-1
78 575 Juventoyan 1 4-2 Erreal Tiresias
79 576 Convivencia 1 2-0 Racing Guadatral
80 577 Sarrazenos 2 3-1 Flechas Azules
81 578 Jaguar Itxacomitán § 3 2-0 KKA Bixintxo
82 579 El Quetan CF § 3 2-1 Erreal Tiresias
83 580 Chapulineros 2 5-2 Cóndor Sezalco
84 581 SC Bozoa 1 1-0 Sporta Ibaeta
85 582 Chiapula de Corzo AC 2 3-2 Atlético Lipa
86 583 SC Raití 1 4-1 AS Matiguás
87 584 Benemérito 3 6-2 Peru Urzagui
88 585 CF Frantxizko-A 3 5-2 Florentino
89 586 Jaguar Itxacomitán 4 1-0 Equipo Caimán
90 587 Académico 1 4-2 Naranja
91 588 Tequiloa 4 13-0 Estudiantes
92 589 Unuiĝinta 3 2-0 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
93 590 Daring Monvador 1 2-0 Equipo Caimán
94 591 SC Pedregal § 3 3-1 Florentino
95 592 Unuiĝinta 4 2-1 Polo Sur
96 593 Fábrica Tapalupé 3 1-0 Ciupa Azul
97 594 Naranja 2 5-4 SC Raití
98 595 Urbo Ibaeta* 3 1-1 Jaguar Itxacomitán 0-0
99 596 Universitario* 2 2-2 Fábrica Tapalupé 4-4
100 597 Fábrica Tapalupé 4 8-0 Fortuna Tulan
101 598 Las Guías Oriente 3 5-2 CF Frantxizko-A
102 599 Gimnástico Chichiguina 1 2-0 Fábrica Tapalupé
103 600 AS Tonalá 2 3-1 Inter Raití
104 601 AS Matiguás 1 3-1 Sporta Ibaeta
105 602 Cóndor Sezalco 3 4-3 Tequiloa
106 603 Acacoyagua 2 4-1 Alianza Tirinto
107 604 Acacoyagua 3 3-1 Gallandaires
108 605 Atlético Lipa 1 2-1 Acacoyagua
109 606 CF Frantxizko-A 4 5-2 Aliantza Iparra
110 607 Galaxía 1 6-0 Pelotón
111 608 Pitxi-Pitxi 77 § 1 4-4 Polo Sur
112 609 Flechas Azules* 2 0-0 Gimnástico Calcazon 2-2
113 610 Pelotón 2 5-1 SC Pedregal
114 611 Juventoyan 2 3-1 Páramos
115 612 CF Frantxizko-A 5 3-2 Deportivo Torente
116 613 Pitxi-Pitxi 77 2 5-4 Aliantza Iparra
117 614 CF Frantxizko-A 6 1-0 Cisne Senzapa
118 615 Resplendiente § 2 3-1 Naranja
119 616 Resplendiente 3 4-2 AS Tonalá
120 617 Alianza Tirinto 1 3-0 Argón Tacranza
121 618 Fortuna Tulan 1 5-0 Irregulares Quetodino
122 619 SC Bravo Cuahjuluca 1 2-0 SC Bozoa

* won on penalties
§ state & cup double
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Postby Tequilo » Tue Jul 21, 2020 12:22 am


Not content with a new national league and a pathway to the international club competitions of the IFCF, as well as a new national team competing in the World Cup for the first time, the UPT also organised the first edition of a national youth league, Liga-J, in season 123 of Tequiloan pitxi - that is to say, at the start of the modern era in Liga-TQ's inaugural season. In the initial set-up, the academies of the 10-Nacional ('Big Ten') clubs were invited to compete, along with three state champions from season 122 who sat outside the Big Ten - Serpentina, Xicoa and Unuiĝinta. With an unbalanced 13 teams, one more team was invited to complete the first Liga-J division, based on the size and reputation of academies, and the place was awarded to Motozintla. Thus in the first season, a fourteen-team Under-20 Academies national league saw a 26-game schedule to decide the youth champion. In the expansion for the following season, season 124, the four bottom teams of the first year's Liga-J were relegated to the second tier, where they were joined by a further ten teams, with a final tier and an additional six teams being added in season 125. Provision was also made for a potential additional twelve teams, creating a three-tier 14-14-14 structure commencing season 126.

Liga-J Winners

Season Winner Runner-Up Third PoS

4/126 Acacoyagua Resplendiente Atlás Ciuredor Pedro Ramo (Acacoyagua)
3/125 Argón Tacranza (2) Serpentina Acacoyagua Felip Novés (Argón)
2/124 Resplendiente Argón Tacranza Florentino Firmino Vale (Argón)
1/123 Argón Tacranza CF Frantxizko-A Fábrica Tapalupé Jacob Emade (Argón)
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Postby Tequilo » Wed Jul 29, 2020 12:51 am


In the time before the foundation of the Liga-TQ and it's purpose to decide a national champion, all clubs competed in their own state championships, and but for the Copa Tequilo, pre-season friendlies and invitational tournaments, clubs rarely competed directly with other teams beyond state borders. Competitive matches between some of the biggest teams in the country might be once-in-a-lifetime affairs, and arguments to settle who the best teams were at any given time might rage for a decade or more because there were no easy ways to prove it. For the big teams, the only way to really compare would be to match trophy cabinets - who had won the most Copas? Who had won the most state championships? This latter measure gave rise to the 10-Nacional - an informal association of the 'Big Ten': those ten clubs across the country with the most state titles. Entry to the club had traditionally been guaranteed only by winning, and whilst the clubs in it are often called the 'big ten', the membership naturally can, and has, changed over time; some truly big clubs, with money, resources, and wide support, were not always members - Motozintla, for example, would big-headedly but with fair cause claim to be one of the three or four biggest clubs in the country based on the size of support - but had not won enough titles to be incumbents of the 10-Nacional for several decades. Likewise one might point to Inter and SC Raití - two huge clubs from one city - as well as Oriente, Atlético Lipa and the people's club, Cooperativa, as giants of the Tequiloan game who sit outside the 10-Nacional. The door is open to them - if they can bag a few state titles, or under new interpretations, get themselves an unlimited line in credit.

Controversially, after season three of Liga-TQ, the Big Ten was expanded to include Motozintla - though by then they had won enough titles to win their place fair and square, replacing Resplendiente, a rule change allowed both teams to remain in the club because of cash reserves - alonmg with another rich but largely unsuccessful sibling: even more controversial, small fry - by the size of their trophy cabinet alone - Haïtiens were 'inducted' into the informal club... apparently based on the size of their bank balance alone. So now, while still referred to as the 10-Nacional, the club bizarrely includes 12 members - something most Tequiloa are perfectly able to conceptualise, but another quirk of domestic football in Tequilo which is entirely baffling to outsiders.

No-one is quite sure what will become of the 10-Nacional members club once the new Liga-TQ has been going a while and is producing annual champions; perhaps it will become a redundancy. But for the time being, at least, it remains the easy way to identify the most successful, and if not at least the richest, clubs in Tequilo.

In this section:

Acacoyagua Argón Tacranza Atlás Ciuredor CF Frantxizko-A
Fábrica Tapalupé Florentino Haïtiens Motozintla
Pitxi-Pitxi 77 Real Gardaresso Resplendiente SC Pedregal

Club scouts might find the 10-Nacional Database on Google Docs useful ahead of the next transfer window. A help sheet is included; editing is not permitted.


Liga-TQ: Best finish - Proxima 9th; TQ-season 4
State Championships: Guastenango State Champions 18 times; most recent season 120
Copa Tequila: Winners 3 times; most recent season 107

Stadium: Estadio Cuahtémoc, Huayna-Comitán.Capacity: 72,305
Nicknames: Acaco, Los Blancolirios (The Lily Whites)
Colours: All white, with brown & gold trim
Alternate: Brown shirts, gold shorts & socks
Rivals: Índigo Huayna (El Huappa); SC Pedregal (El Gigantico)
Legend: Xero

Current Manager: Marcos Bran
Team Captain: Camilo Caira (DC)
Star Player: Macedoni Altés (ST)
Young Prospect: Orpinton (AMC)

The Huayna Empire, one of the three great tribes of ancient Mesopletora, built the magnificent city state of Huayna-Comitán and while the alliance of Tequilo holds all people in equal regard and technically without geographic bias, the cloud forest city is one of the most spectacular ancient homes of the Índigo people, and even in modern times is a large majority Huayna people. That also means, quite unusually, that the two main pitxi clubs in the city are not informally divided - in terms of support and appeal - on racial lines as is the case in other major conurbations where there are large mixes of both heritages: here, both Índigo Huayna and it’s much larger and more successful rival, Acacoyagua, are widely supported by native communities as well as the minority Costelloa immigrant groups. Acaco, or Los Blancolirios, are one of the great names of pitxi - though unlike the likes of SC Pedregal, the ’77os, or CF Frantxizko-A, they are not greatly supported outside of their home state, as they have never been perceived as a glamour club in the eyes of the nation. And yet they have matched SC Pedregal for titles and continue to compete for trophies.


Liga-TQ: Best finish - Proxima 2nd; TQ-season 4
State Championships: Ocotapa State Champions 17 times; most recent season 121
Copa Tequila: Winners - 1 time, season 30

Stadium: Estadio Argonautas, TacranzaCapacity: 48,000
Nicknames: The Argonauts, Los Argonautas; The Squids, Los Calamares
Colours: Violet & black striped shirts, black shorts & socks
Alternate: All white with violet trim
Rivals: Estudiantes (El Juicio), AS Ferrocarril (El Elemento), Fábrica Tapalupé (El Térifico)
Legend: Râmón Tüjânger (FFD)

Current Manager: Luis Tenorio
Team Captain: Máximo San Martín (MC)
Star Player: Kayara (ST)
Young Prospect: Firmino Vale (ST)

Argón might be considered one of the glamour sides in Tequilo; a strong tradition of flamboyant pitxi, a draw for the glitterati of national society, a fancy new stadium, and always a healthy sprinkling of the most exciting and extrovert players in all the state championships. Blessed it seems with eternal wealth thanks to their connection to the Ixtal farming industry - whether that is all above board and regular is open to scrutiny - the club have always had a big budget by Tequiloan standards and have never been afraid of more exotic and experimental signings. The Tamarindian influence is clear, including the team captain and regular hero in these parts, Máximo San Martín - and Argón are well underway with their Atlético Refugiados project, which on the one hand is an admirable lower league club to support under-pressure influx populations - previously Tamarindia during the Fall, and more recently Farfadillis as it descends into anarchy - and on the other hand is a good way to scout for new talent. Everyone remembers Râmón Tüjânger as one of Argón’s favourite foreigners, and he paved the way for modern Farves who, like Tamarindians and Ipañemos in these parts, are considered inherently better at the pitxi than the locals. Watch out for new fancy foreign heroes soon.


Liga-TQ: Best finish - Proxima winner; TQ-season 4
State Championships: Antivador State Champions 16 times; most recent season 121
Copa Tequila: Winners - 2 times including one state & cup double; most recent win in season 75

Stadium: Estadio Atlás, CiuredorCapacity: 68,350
Nicknames: Atlás, Los Aros - The Hoops
Colours: Red & black hooped shirts, white shorts & socks
Alternate: All green
Rivals: Atlético Lipa (El Destructo), Florentino (El Brillantíno), Laguna de Léon (El Bombón)
Legend: Aiayia V'shyui

Current Manager: Xerman Figueredo
Team Captain: Tinni Grímólfursson (GRF) (DMC)
Star Player: Tsttnauayui (MR)
Young Prospect: Minermo Ocamica (GK)

Antivador has more than it’s fair share of glamour clubs - but the most successful Antivadorio club isn’t one of them. An antidote to the glitz and glamour of football in general in the state, Atlás Ciuredor are the ‘spit and sawdust’ sleeves-rolled-up no-nonsense grafters (and other working class stereotypes) who get things done and have won more than their fare share of state titles. More even than perhaps two of the most well known Antivadorio clubs across the Wide Enness Ocean - your Real Gardaresso and Florentino wonderclubs. Do Atlás have a chip on their shoulder? Not a bit of it - they love being the unfancied and stoic workhorses that frequently upstage the fancy-pants neighbours.


Liga-TQ: Best finish - Primera 4th; TQ-season 2
State Championships: Puezan State Champions 22 times - most recent season 124
Copa Tequila: Winners - 6 times, the most titles; including one state & cup double, most recent win in season 117

Stadium: Estadio Florentzio Mesperuza (El Mesperuza), IragartzeCapacity: 76,505
Nicknames: CFFA; Los Oros, The Golds
Colours: All gold strip with black trim
Alternate: Black shirts, white shorts, red socks
Rivals: Pitxi-Pitxi 77 (El Splendído), Unuiĝinta (El Massívo), KKA Bixintxo (El Humüngo)
Legend: Bazkoare 'Bazûka' Bartuy

Current Manager: Urdintxo Lecuona
Team Captain: Alexandro Calvoecheaga (ST)
Star Player: Alexandro Calvoecheaga
Young Prospect: Monné (ST)

Only Pitxi-Pitxi 77 of Chazapa state can claim to match the dominance of Los Oros in domestic football, each of the two teams winning more than twenty state championships. But with multiple Copa Tequilo wins, it is CF Frantxizko-A who have long held the crown as most successful team of all time; in amongst those titles are a rare cup and state championship double, and the first four-in-a-row of state titles, with that record only ever having been matched once, by Cooperativa of Ocotapa state. The widest supported team in the country, they rightly claim to be both the biggest and the best - but it’s this attitude that also makes them a divisive team - while the ‘77os are just about everyone’s second team, The Golds certainly are not; you either love them or you hate them. In football-mad Puezan they have dominated a championship that otherwise still has some big and famous clubs, including Peru Urzagui, Urbo Ibaeta, Sporta Ibaeta, KKA Bixintxo and Unuiĝinta - but none have managed to come close to the huge status of CFFA.


Liga-TQ: Best finish - Primera 5th: TQ-season 3 (Pequeña winners season 4)
State Championships: Ocotapa State Champions 19 times; most recent season 125
Copa Tequila: Winners - 4 times, most recent season 100

Stadium: Cuidad de Pitxi, TapalupéCapacity: 80,000
Nicknames: The Spanners, Las Llaves, The Factory Team
Colours: Blue & white harlequin quartered shirt with red trim, white shorts & socks with blue trim.
Alternate: All red with white trim.
Rivals: Argón Tacranza (El Térifico), Haïtiens (Los Bonquas), Galaxía (El Galacto), Independiencia (El Tzizla),
Legend: Pablo Invocador

Current Manager: Francisco Javier Sandoval
Team Captain: Jaylli Ñahuis Quelka (DMC)
Star Player: Ricardo Bailén (AMR)
Young Prospect: Biel Loris (DR)

Though not the best supported in the capital city of Tapalupé - behind both Haïtiens and Galaxía - The Spanners are certainly the most successful, comfortably sitting in the nation’s top ten by state titles and a strong Copa Tequilo performer - indeed, overall in total silverware they sit equals with just about anyone behind the much more decorated Pitxi-Pitxi 77 and CF Frantxizki-A. Not recognised to the same extent as the ’77o and only the third best supported team in their home city, this is the club with a bit of a chip on it’s shoulder fighting for the same recognition as the other two giants. Even in Maranco state they sit second behind rivals Argón in most popularity poles, despite leading them by one title in the state championships. For the Spanners, it seems to be a constant battle for recognition, and the only thing they can do is win things… which they do, regularly.


Liga-TQ: Best finish - Champions; TQ-season 2
State Championships: Antivador State Champions 18 times; most recent season 126
Copa Tequila: Winners - 4 times; most recent season 125 (state & cup double)

Stadium: Estadio Gianfrancesco Lego (Villa Lego), FlorenioCapacity: 47,980
Nicknames: Los Violetas
Colours: Violet shirts, shorts & socks
Alternate: Red & white halved shirts, white shorts, black socks
Rivals: Real Gardaresso (El Spectáculario), Humberto (El Cinematíco), Atlético Lipa (El Gran Kika), Atlás Ciuredor (El Brillantíno), Juventoyan (El Rangél)
Legend: Humberto Bustamante

Current Manager: Huey Wight (Aueioeay W'ighta)
Team Captain: Venâncio Paiva (AUD) (ST)
Star Player: Mâártën Âllámbâlár (FFD) (ST)
Young Prospect: Aiker Têa (ML)

In the glamour stakes, there really is only one team in all Tequilo who do not stand in the sparkling shadow of Real Gardaresso, and that is their Antivadorio rivals, Florentino, the famous Violets. They may not have the wider appeal that Real have achieved but certainly a club with flair and attacking creativity at the heart of their playing philosophy over so many decades of success means Los Violetas are naturally associated with the more glamorous side of the game. Many of the greats of antiquity have played here in Florentin, including legendary fatty, footballer, circus strongman and cinema superstar Humberto Bustamante, El Lechero or ‘The Milkman’; Wightling World Cup winners Mardellion Hummingbird and Marriner Friend-Forsaken along with fellow countryman and progenitor of the famous Bonesea Jones’ dynasty - Asbo Jones; local legends here in these parts Hernando de la Nata, Gavriel Carrión and Sansón, and of course El Ladrillo - The Brick - colourful defender Gianfrancesco Lego, the first galloping fullback for whom the stadium is named.


Liga-TQ: Best finish - Proxima 8th, TQ-season 4 (Pequeña winners season 3)
State Championships: Ocotapa State Champions 4 times; most recent season 62
Copa Tequila: Best finish - losing semi-finalists 3 times

Stadium: Estadio Metrópolo, Distrito Santa Eleso, TapalupéCapacity: 61,900
Nicknames: Los Brujos, The Wights
Colours: White shirts with blue & red diagonal stripe, white shorts & socks with blue trim.
Alternate: Blue & red quartered shirts with white trim, blue shorts & socks with red trim.
Rivals: Fábrica Tapalupé (Los Bonquas), Independiencia (El Rumbla), Galaxía (El Combato), Motozintla (El Granpeso)
Legend: Mardellion Hummingbird (WGT), former World Cup winner way back when

Current Manager: Ramiro Paredo
Team Captain: Frank Kolar (STL) (DC)
Star Player: Ecuador (ST)
Young Prospect: Hector Hurtado (AMC)

The cult club from the capital city Tapalupé. 'Los Brujos' - The Witchdoctors, or commonly The Wights - are the city's, and therefore one of the nation's, biggest clubs - in terms of support at least, although they have continuously failed to live up to their billing having won less than a handful state championships and never having even reached a Copa finale. Bigger than 20-time state champion Fábrica, bigger than 10-time champions and stadium co-habitors Independiencia, they are famed as much as anything for not winning much, although they are at least usually competitive. Their last title was decades ago but they have been second on eight occasions since then, so a recent relegation was, even by Haïtiens disappointing standards, quite a low point. The club do have some international appeal too - they have a sister club in Wight with the same name, with whom they shared an affiliation although they were entirely separate and independent business entities. Haïtiens (Tapalupé) are very much the stronger partner in that relationship these days, although it wasn't the case 140 years ago. Back then the team from the city of Spit, a UICA competitor and Wightleague serial contender, sent a group of philanthropists (some might say cultural imperialists) to Tapalupé City to found an outpost team in the early days of 'pitxi' and thus was the Tequiloan version born.


Liga-TQ: Best finish - Primera 3rd, TQ-seasons 2,3
State Championships: Maranco State Champions 16 times; most recent season 126
Copa Tequila: Winners - 3 times; most recent season 126 (including state & cup double, season 126)

Stadium: Arenamoto, TirintoCapacity: 77,200
Nicknames: Moto
Colours: Royal blue shirts with black & white trim, white shorts, black socks
Alternate: Silver shirt with light blue chevron; silver shorts and socks with light blue trim
Rivals: Resplendiente (El Resentimiento), Alianxa Tirinto (El Grandísimo), Universitario (El Stramajz), Las Guías Oriente (La Granbatalla), Haïtiens (El Granpeso)
Legend: Mateo Tafalla

Current Manager: Mauricio Nores
Team Captain: Oscar Bienvenida (GK)
Star Player: Isidoro Artechevarria (ML)
Young Prospect: Mani Quita (ST)

At Motozintla, so it is said, they never stop going on about how big they are. And what they are going to do next to prove they are the greatest. To be fair, they are big. Very big. No-one outside of Moto likes to admit it, but they rival CFFA and Pitxi-Pitxi 77 for support across the country. They have spent much of their history inside the 10-Nacional, the country's best ten clubs by state championships, but their best days are a long way behind them. Hence all the talk about what they are going to do next. With the resources they have, the backing they can rely on, the time will surely come when Motozintla are great again - but many both inside and outside of the supporter base also hint darkly at the Curse of Moto - that the Wights of Pitxi (mythical demons of Confusionism) are against them for rumoured transgressions that offended the spirits. It's all tosh of course, but makes for great content. And there definitely is something wrong when a club the size of Moto just can't win anything any more.


Liga-TQ: Best finish - Champions (2); TQ-seasons 1 & 4
State Championships: Chazapa State Champions: 25 times - highest nationally; most recent season 126
Copa Tequila: Winners - 2 times including one state & cup double; most recent win in season 116

Stadium: Estadio '77o, Ixta-Comitán, ChazapaCapacity: 66,309
Nicknames: ’77o
Colours: Green & white striped shirts, white shorts & socks
Alternate: All black with green & white trim
Rivals: CF Frantxizko-A (El Splendído), Jaguar Ixtacomitán (El Spectaculotl), Xicoa (El Cálculotl), Real Gardaresso (El Bânga)
Legend: Eskaminzim, former DMC, coach, now head coach

Current Manager: Eskaminzim
Team Captain: Con Hatzileftheriou (NPH) (AMR)
Star Player: Tlacolotl (ST)
Young Prospect: Oranel Dhasririn (KOR)(AMC)

Here is one of the superpowers of football in Tequilo, at the heart of one of the country's most extraordinary cities. Like Huayna-Comitán in Guastenango, Ixta-Comitán has been beautifully preserved as a great Indigo city state, although unlike it’s rival city, it is surrounded by a much less interesting and more heavily industrialised region; it’s borders are now more or less the end of traditional Ixta cultural identity. The city itself supports three top flight or 1-Sección clubs, with Jaguars and Serpentina both strong clubs in the state championship. But there is only one club in the state - and arguably the nation - that all others must merely follow, the mighty Pitxi-Pitxi 77. Formed nearly 150 years ago they are one of the oldest clubs in the country, and are the most favoured by the strong Ixta population throughout Chazapa and the nation. Rivalled only by Puezan states’ CF Frantzixko-A, they have the most state titles and are surely the widest supported - CFFA are popular of course, but also the team everyone loves to hate: not so the ’77os, who really are just about everyone’s second favourite team.


Liga-TQ: Best finish - Primera 3rd; TQ-season 1
State Championships: Antivador State Champions 16 times; most recent season 123
Copa Tequila: Winners - once; season 66

Stadium: Palacios de Cristal, GardaressoCapacity: 81,800
Nicknames: Los Vidrieros - The Glaziers
Colours: Dark burgundy shirts, white shorts, dark green socks
Alternate: All dark blue with dark green trim
Rivals: Florentino (El Spectáculario), Atlético Lipa (El Tremendo), Racquette-22 (El Fantastíco), Pitxi-Pitxi 77 (El Bânga)
Legend: Raimi Dokunanga (ex-ST)

Current Manager: Isaac Martí
Team Captain: Nicolas Cano (DMC)
Star Player: Rüí Lütáò (FFD) (AMC)
Young Prospect: Duarte Tapia-Huayanay (ML)

Alright, lets talk glamour now - Real Gardaresso practically invented the concept. The oldest team in Antivador, they are the biggest and best supported club on the islands, and play at the largest domestic stadium in Tequilo. The Crystal Palace, Real’s fortress so named for the large amount of fancy glass used in renovating the stadium which effectively hides a multitude of sins underneath - the old stadium was a vast and shambolic edifice which really hasn’t been renovated so much as camouflaged. Still, it looks great, sounds great, and vibrates on a terrifying frequency if half the ground are jumping up and down - something Real’s ultras enjoy doing to frighten the bejesu out of visiting supporters. Nicknamed the Glaziers after their ground, Real probably have not won as many titles as they might have expected, since the state championship is one of the most competitive. And yet this grand old team is still one of the most famous across the whole of the Wide Enness Ocean.


Liga-TQ: Best finish - Primera 7th; TQ-season 4 (Proxima winners s.3, Pequeña winners s.2)
State Championships: Maranco State Champions 15 times; most recent season 118
Copa Tequila: Winners - 3 times including one state & cup double; most recent season 119

Stadium: Estadio Grajo Resplendiente (El Nido Cuervo, The Crow's Nest), La Conon, MarancoCapacity: 62,800
Nicknames: Los Cuervos, Las Platasnegras
Colours: Black & silver striped shirts with light blue trim, white shorts, black socks
Alternate: Light blue shirts & shorts, white socks
Rivals: Motozintla (El Resentimiento), Las Guías Oriente (La Gafa), Xicoa (El Stupendó)
Legend: Diego Cuello-Azul

Current Manager: Ilhicadira
Team Captain: Jeremías Carballal (AMC)
Star Player: Kâásîmîró (FFD) (ST)
Young Prospect: Mó Reverté (DC)

The black-and-silvers have a reputation in Tequilo for style, for attacking prowess and for shaking up the elite, harking from the smaller regional city of La Conon (population 350,000) where they have fanatical following and no serious competitor locally, making them one of the biggest supported ‘local’ clubs, as they like to style themselves. It doesn’t stop them from shopping widely for players, and they have often carried a number of foreign stars within their team. Presently they have a much more homegrown feel but do contain two youngsters from abroad that they consider wonderkids in the making - midfielder Laurent Lapix from Reçesión (RCN) and forward Kâásîmîró Êrsáreng of Encuentrodillo (FFD): both real hot prospects. Resplendiente’s main rivals are Motozintla from the state capital Tirinto and Oriente from Aticenta, the three of them traditionally fighting it out for the top spot in the state championships.


Liga-TQ: Champions; TQ-season 3 (Proxima winners s.2)
State Championships: Guastenango State Champions 19 times; most recent season 125
Copa Tequila: Winners - 3 times including one double; most recent win in season 94
Intercontinental: FFI LdV runner-up, IF-season 5 (domestic 4/126)
Stadium: Estadio San Pedro, Cuara.Capacity: 42,000
Nicknames: Los Silbadores - The Whistlers; Los Caballeros - The Gentlemen
Colours: Yellow shirts, white shorts, black socks
Alternate: Black shirts & shorts, white socks
Rivals: Acacoyagua (El Gigantico), Equipo Caimán (El Snappa), Tequiloa (El Scaldera), SC Raití (El Originario)
Legend: 'Gentilhombre' Gento Pollanijo

Current Manager: Armando & Aaron Garrido
Team Captain: Aleixo Claver (DMC)
Star Player: Kai Sidiki (GK)
Young Prospect: Narciso Pineiro (MR)

In the state capital of Cuara (pop. 1.3m for the whole metropolitan district), two teams vie for supremacy of the city, and of the state championships - one is the upstart, brash, new money noisy neighbour Sporting Club of Tequilo, commonly Tequiloa, whilst the other is pitxi royalty - old school, old money, old manners: SC Pedregal, the oldest club in Guastenango and arguably the first pitxi club in all Tequilo. They are a popular club throughout the country for their heritage, although they are also the club many love to hate, considered like all aristocratic types to be a bit arrogant and a bit fancy. Their fame is uncontested though, and throughout the Wide Enness Ocean they are well known - not just for some ancient ideal of the good old days, and of how the game used to be played; they are equally famous for being pretty damned successful too - vying with Acacoyagua for most titles and some considerable distance ahead of the chasing pack where Equipo Caimán are the best of the rest.
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Wire Directorio Antivador

Postby Tequilo » Wed Jul 29, 2020 11:55 am


The state of Antivador is in fact not part of the Tequiloan mainland but a large separate island and a series of archipelagos within the Golfo de Tequílo, and in mentality as well as geography has always considered itself apart from the rest of the country - an attitude which is perceived across the rest of the country as rather arrogant and snobbish. While the Puezaños are a very independently-minded lot and quite different from the rest of the union, willing and patriotic members of the alliance, deeply involved in the foundation and unification of the country and to be found active in all forms of national life, the Antivadorio prefer not to dirty their hands in the affairs of the nation. It is remarkable that they willingly joined the union in the first place - and remain - when they consider themselves a country apart, and in all ways superior to ‘the rest’. And yet at the heart of it they know their economy is stronger for the union and tolerate their membership because of it. A populous main island with several large cities including the capital Lipa, it certainly is distinct, with a more cosmopolitan feel to it and the most attractive part of the nation for visitors. The island has a minority Índigo tribe, the Uiaiey, who were largely an early subsistence bartering tribe that did not establish city states and empire like the Ixta, Huayna and Xico peoples, and therefore when the Costelloan settlements occurred they integrated more quickly and are today less populous.

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Juventoyan Atlético Lipa


Liga-TQ: Best position: Proxima 4th, TQ-season 2
State Championships: Antivador State Champions 13 times; most recent season 118
Copa Tequila: Winners 2 times; most recent season 114

Stadium: Estadio San Toyan, Toyan.Capacity: 33,800
Nicknames: Móvi/Móvirico, Las Ballenas (The Whales),
Colours: Black & white wide stripe shirt, with blue trim, white shorts & socks
Alternate: Blue shirts with chequered trim, blue shorts & socks
Rivals: Páramos (El Cálculo Toyan), Humberto (La Batalla), Florentino (El Rangél)
Legend: Popojo

Current Manager: Francisco de Arçe
Team Captain: Pontzio Zugastiguchia (ST)
Star Player: Bernaldino (MR)
Young Prospect: Iñigo Mallén (MVE) (DL)

Based in the popular seaside tourist resort of Toyen, Móvi recall a less glamorous time when the city was founded on the whaling industry and was far from anywhere an innocent tourist might want to travel to. But Toyen has been on the up over the last century as Tequilo turned away from whale-hunting, and with better times came a fancy football club - Juventoyan have fallen a little behind their rivals Atlás, Real and Florentino in a competitive state league, but they have history... and have been a 10-Nacional team at different times in their history. Still a big club with wide support and a glamourous front, it was a humble beginning as an athletics club for the fisheries and factories of Toyan, before growing into the big commercial operation it is today. One of several clubs hoping to capitalise on the new found enthusiasm for Liga-TQ, they will need to catch their Antivadorian rivals and grab a state title or three before they can return to the big time of the big ten.


Liga-TQ: Best position: Pequeña 2nd; TQ-season 4 (Liga-TQ2 Eliminatorio winner, s.2)
State Championships: Antivador State Champions 10 times; most recent season 119
Copa Tequila: Winners once; season 108

Stadium: Estadio de Avenida Agostin de Leyva (La Avenida)Capacity: 43,120
Nicknames: Atléti. Los Blancos Rojos
Colours: Red & white striped shirts, white shorts, white socks
Alternate: Gold shirts with offset white cross, gold shorts, black socks
Rivals: Atlás Ciuredor (El Destructo), Florentino (El Gran Kika), Real Gardaresso (El Tremendo), Humberto (El Crujxa)
Legend: Brüxö (Brüxö dos Seû), AMR, current assistant manager

Current Manager: Alvar de Madrid
Team Captain: Roger Creus (ST)
Star Player: Hossù (DC)
Young Prospect: Neso (DC)

Lipa is a big football city and Atléti are certainly the biggest team from the city in terms of resources and following, though they vie for most successful with upstarts Humberto; in Antivador state they might be considered one of the big six along with their city rivals, but with only one title in the last five decades they have certainly underperformed in the modern game, even having to spend time in the second tier when things have been really poor at La Avenida. With Real Gardaresso they vie for the record of oldest club on the islands of Antivador, founded as a reacreation and sports club for the old transport corporation Ómnibus Popular Antivador and their manufactury in the city. Their most successful spells were in the thirties and fifties but they have retained one of the largest followings in the state despite their relative lack of success in living memory.
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Wire Directorio Chazapa

Postby Tequilo » Sat Aug 01, 2020 6:24 am


The industrial heartland of Tequilo, Chazapa State doesn’t have the prairies of Maranco, the deserts of Ocotapa, or the mountains of Guastenango; but what it does have is infrastructure, tech, entrepreneurs, money and big grimy cities. The motto for the state is ‘We Build It In Chazapa’ and that is undeniably true. Alcaraiso, Sezalco, Senzapa… these are all huge manufacturing conurbations, sprawling cities that support a huge amount of football clubs - although most of the sporting money goes into the first love of the state - Lucho Grasiento, or greasy wrestling, with football following on behind. The workmanlike nature of the state is reflected in the clubs - unglamorous, unloved outside their own supporter base, mostly ignored outside Chazapa state itself. But one city stands apart - Ixta-Comitán, heart of the Ixta people’s historic empire - and so does its football team: the mighty Pitxi-Pitxi 77. But while the 77o dominate state football, there are plenty of other decent sides to follow...

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Jaguar Ixtacomitán


Liga-TQ: Best position: Proxima 4th; TQ-season 4
State Championships: Chazapa State Champions 13 times; most recent season 121
Copa Tequila: Winners 5 times; most recent season 124

Stadium: Estadio Jaguares, Ixta-ComitánCapacity: 34,855
Nicknames: Los Jags
Colours: Light blue & mustard striped shirts, white shorts & socks
Alternate: White shirts with light blue & mustard trim, light blue shorts & socks
Rivals: Pitxi-Pitxi 77 (El Spectaculotl), Xicoa (El Punjxalotl), Serpentina (El Hümdinga)
Legend: Tezcatl Notario (Tez)... & worst player of all time: Haizinto

Current Manager: Mateu Alberó
Team Captain: Ufrasio Ena (AMC)
Star Player: Huracan (DC)
Young Prospect: Pascual Arias (DR)

Hailing from the same city as Pitxi-Pitxi 77, the Jags stand in the shadow of the nation's most successful club, and you might think they'd struggle to get noticed. On the contrary, the 77o's cross-town rivals have been hugely successful in their own right, have often competed on level terms with the big guns, and will remind everyone that they have won more Copas than them. The rivalry is largely a friendly one, often with families split down the middle in their loyalties, and the Jags fans have not been short of their own glory days. Plus they go down in history as the only team to fork out actual cash for the Worst Player of All Time - Haizinto. They claim it was an ID mix-up, but that doesn't detract from paying ¢40 for the defender (just under half an NS dollar) and even letting him have one game in the seniors. That aside, the popular team from Ixta-Comitán are always a good bet for entertainment.
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Wire Directorio Guastenango

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The predominantly highland cloud forest region of Guastenango State is in many ways the most exotic and diverse of the six regions of Tequilo, a region famous for adventuring opportunities and home to coffee, caapi and mapachi production - three of the great brain stimulants of the country. Not that you would go there for such narcotic motivations, nonono. The state is the number one area for fruit cultivation and there is plenty of llama, alpaca, mountain goat and Nango sheep farming for the agriculturists to explore. The home of the Huayna people, together with it’s psychoactive domestic products and spectacular landscapes, makes Guastenango a central source of mysticism & ritual, and a devoted production house of the mythologies in Confusiónismo. The smallest state by population, it’s mountain cities of Cuara, Raití and Huayna-Comitán have still managed to produce some fine pitxi clubs, two of which are firmly in the 10-Nacional and compete in the Cálculo Gigantico, or reckoning, as we call our derby rivalries: SC Pedregal and Acocoyagua.

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El Quetan CF SC Raití Cuipa Azul


Liga-TQ: Best finish - Primera 8th; TQ-season 4
State Championships: Guastenango State Champions 6 times; most recent season 103
Copa Tequila: Winners - 4 times; most recent season 123

Stadium: Estadio Lima, El QuetanCapacity: 32,300
Nicknames: El Tano
Colours: Light green shirts, white shorts, red socks
Alternate: Red shirts & shorts, white socks
Rivals: SC Bozoa (El Gran Absurdo)
Legend: Pelaxio Rios; GK; seasons 67-85.

Current Manager: Quriwayra
Team Captain: Damián Hanto (DC) (TAM)
Star Player: Roman Troncoso (MR)
Young Prospect: Pinchi (ST)

El Tano haved carved themselves something of a reputation as a cup team, winning the Copa Tequilo on four occasions, the second highest after mighty CFFA, and this has brought their dedicated following some considerable joy down the years as one of the few teams that enter the Copa who are considered having a change of winning it - so difficult is the competition, even Pitxi-Pitxi 77 are not given much hope at the outset. In state football the achievements of the club have been modest down the years, but with six titles they are not without some history, including winning back-to-back titles in seasons 82 and 83. The small mountain city of El Quetan, a popular tourist destination and transit point for cloud forest adventures, hosts two decently-sized clubs in El Tano and cross-town rivals SC Bozoa; the derby or cálculo, 'The Big Farce', is a hotly contested affair between two teams who treasure local bragging rights - something that more often than not has been the pleasure of El Tano's supporters.


Liga-TQ: Best position - Primera 6th; TQ-season 4
State Championships: Guastenango State Champions 10 times; most recent season 126
Copa Tequila: Winners - once; season 86

Stadium: Estadio San Raí, Raití (groundshare with Inter)Capacity: 66,810
Nicknames: Los Rojosnegros; La Abuela - The Grandmother
Colours: Red & black striped shirts, white shorts, black socks
Alternate: Yellow shirts, black shorts, yellow socks
Rivals: Inter Raití (La Confrontación) , Equipo Caimaín (El Scrappo), SC Pedregal (El Originario)
Legend: Afonso Tapia

Current Manager: Roibén Ravelo
Team Captain: Llounguís Figueredo (DMC)
Star Player: Marcos Acevedo (DL)
Young Prospect: Isaac Coello (ST)

One of the grand old clubs of Tequilo, Sporting Club Raití can certainly name themselves in a small group of the three oldest clubs in existence along with SC Pedregal and Pitxi-Pitxi 77*; but unlike those two, have not come so close to legendary status in terms of silverware. Certainly 9 state titles is none too shabby, but this is a huge team that for a couple of generations now has woefully underperformed. With support throughout the state and beyond, it is a genuinely big club that has never had a sniff at the 'Big Ten' of the 10-Nacional, and most neutral observers would call that a travesty. They have always had great players on the books including the legend that is Afonso Tapia; manager and former player Roibén Ravelo, and current national team winger Tutayan - but have so little to show for it. Fans don't seem to mind - attendances at the spectacular Estadio San Raí are always at capacity, and the atmosphere electric come rain or shine. And in recent years, there has not been a lot of shine. The fans have certainly earned their nickname: Los Esperanzados - The Hopefuls.

* The actual oldest of the three is not entirely agreed upon, with historians divided between SC Pedregal and 'La Abuela' - SC Raití.


Liga-TQ: Best finish - Primera 5th; TQ-season 2
State Championships: Guastenango State Champions 7 times - most recent season 124
Copa Tequila: Winners - 2 times; including one double, most recent win in season 38

Stadium: Estadio Torcado Borruchaga (El Torcado), CiupaCapacity: 26,500
Nicknames: Los Ahogamosodores, approx. The Chokers; The Blues, Los Azules
Colours: All dark blue with white & gold trim
Alternate: Silver shirts with black & blue trim, black shorts, gold socks
Rivals: Petrolero (El Pünxo), Arsenál Ciupa (El Bombardeo)
Legend: Humberto Toca, Midfielder

Current Manager: Benjamin da Villa
Team Captain: Ferran Teixidó (GK)
Star Player: Yngve Wollum (DMC)
Young Prospect: Marcián Borrell (ML)

It has been a long time since Ciupa Azul were anything but an average top flight team with occasional dips into the second tier. Almost no-one alive can remember when the big team from the city of Ciupa were actually a top team in the state of Guastenango and considered a top team in the country. It seems hardly imaginable, but there was a time when legendary midfielder Humberto Toca lead the Blues at a state and cup double - then only the second team to do it and in the process setting a record for the biggest win in the final that would stand for more than fifty years when they beat Fortuna Tulan 8-1 in the eighth Copa. Thirty years after that famous double they would win a second and last cup; they would stack up a decent six state titles - but then, around seventy years ago, they stopped being good at anything, until a recent title win put them temporarily back on the map.
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Wire Directorio Maranco

Postby Tequilo » Sun Aug 02, 2020 5:14 am


The largest of the six former countries that now make up the vast nation of Tequilo, Maranco State is a blend of major conurbations such as the city of Tirinto (pop. 6.6 million) and Matiguá (4.3 million), the vast open reaches of the Great Prairie which was the traditional plains-home of the Xico people, centred on the ancient city-state and modern tourist attraction of Xico-Comitán, and the high Sierra Muralla chain with it’s famous mountain cities of La Milega and La Conon. The vast state has no shortage of famous pitxi teams, perhaps none more so than Motozintla from the capital; but Moto come up short after a barren spell in the last decade or so and surprisingly to some, they don’t make the Big 10 in Tequilo - that honour belongs to to team from La Conon in the mountains; in a competitive state championship, it is Resplendiente who are the sole 10-Nacional representative from Maranco State, with Moto trailing behind; in a competitive field Xicoa, Oriente, Alianza Torinto and Continente Turan all have titles into double figures.

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Liga-TQ: Best finish - Primera 6th; TQ-season 1
State Championships: Maranco State Champions 13 times; most recent season 123
Copa Tequila: Winners - 2 times; most recent season 77

Stadium: Estadio Reyes Xicoa (El Traxapa), Xico-ComitánCapacity: 101,920 (largest stadium in Tequilo)
Nicknames: Los Reyes, The Kings
Colours: All black with gold trim
Alternate: Gold shirt with red & black centre stripe; gold shorts and socks with red & black trim
Rivals: Resplendiente (El Stupendó), Índigo Huayna (El Rumbla Real), Pitxi-Pitxi 77 (El Cálculotl)
Legend: Montezuma

Current Manager: Samsó Sol
Team Captain: Vernaldino Rancha (GK)
Star Player: Praxil Law (NPH)(DL)
Young Prospect: Mateu Homs (ST)

There was a time The Kings were biggest and best at everything. The índigo club from the capital city of the old Xico empire, they were the first dominant force in the sport in Tequilo, and that is reflected in a huge and ancient arena, still the biggest in the country - a monument to better times and a national treasure, it has hosted some of the greats of the sport down the years and was even considered the national stadium in it's youth. But club and stadium have seen others overtake it - in Maranco state, first Resplendiente, then Oriente, and now Motozintla all have bragging rights over Xicoa. The great índigo rivals Pitxi-Pitxi 77 have far outstripped them, and upstart teams from Ocotapa to Puezan - Argón, Fábrica, CF Frantxizko-A - have all surpassed them in greatness down the years. They remain a big club, and one their fans hope can rise like a fénix from the ashes of moderate success to become the giant they once were.
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Postby Tequilo » Sun Aug 02, 2020 7:28 am


The former nation of Ocotapa, now the home state of the national capital Tapalupé (population 13.3 million), sits in the central area of modern Tequilo, neighbouring sea, mountain, desert and steppe in the vast reaches of that land that unites two continents - Pletora to the north and Plataforma to the south. The second smallest state by area is also the most crowded per capita, in no small part due to the insane scale of the two major cities - Tapalupé and Tacranza (population 8.2 million). Not surprisingly, those cities have a good share of half decent pitxi clubs and have produced two of the nation’s most successful - the rivals of the Cálculo - that is to say ‘reckoning’, or derby, in your language - known as El Térifico: Fábrica of Tapalupé and Argón of Tacranza. But they are far from alone.

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Liga-TQ: Best finish - Primera 4th; TQ-season 1
State Championships: Ocotapa State Champions 11 times; most recent season 123
Copa Tequila: Winners - 2 times; most recent season 113

Stadium: El Velódromo, Santa ClaresCapacity: 36,665
Nicknames: Las Bicicletas - The Bikes
Colours: Lime shirts with blue chevron; blue shorts, white socks
Alternate: All yellow with lime & blue trim
Rivals: Chapulineros (El Momento), Naranja (El Choque), Cooperativa (La Disputa Larga)
Legend: Carpintero, ex-AMC, seasons 105-120 (now coaching staff)

Current Manager: Juan Esteban Quesada
Team Captain: Max Seco (DR)
Star Player: Joe Arabo (AMR)
Young Prospect: Rito Pircora (ST)

The big team in Santa Clares, The Bikes attract a rabid following at The Velodrome for their state championship matches, where they have been in the shadow of Argón, Fábrica and Cooperativa throughout pitxi history. But they are not without their own successes - eleven state titles tells a story all it's own - the team that formed out of a cycle club have their day in the sun and are always competitive. Club Pelotón Santa Clares are the country's biggest and most successful competitive cycling association with widespread following nationally, and their sister club for football benefit from their profile, sharing club colours and even the 'chélin-doublon' logo; the chélin-doublon being one of the earliest styles of bicycle when it was new technology.
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Wire Directorio Puezan

Postby Tequilo » Sun Aug 02, 2020 11:01 am


Though entirely enthusiastic about the union of Tequilo, cantankerously patriotic and historically one of the first proponents of a united states, the people of Puezan retain a fiercely protected identity and consider themselves both a part of, and separate to, the country Tequilo. Geographically the fertile prairie state of Puezan is sheltered by mountains across the large part of its border, sits on the north-east coast of the nation, and is the more temperate breadbasket of the nation. The fire of Puezan, so the saying goes, is the character of its people - they are considered, perhaps a little unfairly, [/perhaps not - ed.] the hotheads of the country. We prefer to think of them as passionate. A strong cultural identity is matched by a huge passion for sport as an expression of Puezaño independence; pitxi is their favourite sport and in CF-Frantxizko-A they have the (almost) undisputed jewel in the crown of domestic football. But CFFA are not the be all and end all of Puezaño Pitxi...

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Peru Urzagui Unuiĝinta


Liga-TQ: Best finish - Runner-up; TQ-season 1
State Championships: Puezan State Champions 12 times; most recent season 123
Copa Tequila: Copa Tequila Winners - 2 times; most recent season 35

Stadium: Estadio Peru Sagastichea (El Saga), UrzaguiCapacity: 44,810
Nicknames: Los Peruanos
Colours: Red shirt with white diagonal stripe, red shorts & socks
Alternate: All white with red trim
Rivals: Atléta Idal (El Grosso Enormo), Unuiĝinta (El Gargántua)
Legend: Peru Sagastichea, club founder & famous eccentric

Current Manager: Balentin Astondoa
Team Captain: Hogbe Mbida (ZEN) (AMC)
Star Player: Jaïr Iscla (ML)
Young Prospect: Jorge Sancho (ST)

Hailing from the small coastal city of Urzagui, Peru have spent decades punching well above their weight to compete at the highest level, with an impressive twelve state titles probably the best of all the more 'provincial' teams in Tequilo. Never quite in the 10-Nacional big boys club, they have enjoyed giving some of them a bloody nose down the years and are never far away in the final shakeup. It says something about their modest background that their biggest rivals, in the Cálculo grandly referred to as 'The Big Fatty', are second and third tier bouncers from across town, Atléta Idal.


Liga-TQ: Best finish - Primera 9th; TQ-season 4
State Championships: Puezan State Champions 13 times; most recent season 126
Copa Tequila: Copa Tequila Winners - 4 times; most recent season 95

Stadium: Harea Gorrien (Reds' Arena), IragartzeCapacity: 47,650
Nicknames: Lehoiak Gorri - The Red Lions
Colours: All red with gold trim
Alternate: Green shirts with black sleeves, black shorts, green and black hooped socks
Rivals: CF Frantxizko-A (El Massívo), Peru Urzagui (El Gargántua), Demokrito (El Gran Büta)
Legend: Bova Urruticoechea (father of the present manager)

Current Manager: Horazio Urruticoechea
Team Captain: Haize Apeiztegui (DC)
Star Player: Kjetil Rongstad (BEO)(ST)
Young Prospect: Irai Zabalu (DC)

Perhaps, in the early days, The Red Lions were an even bigger team than their cross-town rivals and one of Tequilo's superclubs, CFFA. But over time The Golds have come to dominate Puezaño football, leaving Unuiĝinta somewhat in their wake. But they remain a powerhouse of the state and are one of the best Copa teams, with four wins from four finals. Only one team has more Copas... yes, CFFA again. If they are tired of being second best, it never shows - meetings between the two, El Massívo, is one of the most crazy passionate fixtures in the pitxi season - one for the football tourists, if any are brave enough to try it.
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A tightly-contested league with more glamour than all the other state championships put together, 'Liga Islas' can point to having more teams as champion than any other state league (19), as well as more teams with ten or more titles (6) and more teams in the 10-Nacional (3). The dominant six are Real Gardaresso, Atlás Ciuredor and Florentino (in the 10-Nacional) along with Juventoyan, Humberto and Atlético Lipa. Humberto & Florentino hold the record for most consecutive titles (3), while Florentino are the state's best Copa team (3 wins).

Modern Era State Titles

Season Champion (Titles) Runner-Up Third 2-Sección Winner 3-Sección Winner

126 Florentino (18) Real Gardaresso Atlás Ciuredor Edicto de Fe Masvidal Toyan
125 Florentino (17) Real Gardaresso Atlás Ciuredor Errentes Monvador Golondrinas
124 Florentino (16) Juventoyan Real Gardaresso Atlético Lipa Daring Monvador
123 Real Gardaresso (16) Racquette-22 Atlás Ciuredor Intramura Etxegoian
122 Real Gardaresso (15) Florentino Atlético Lipa Reconquista Llaro Marín
121 Atlás Ciuredor (16) Real Gardaresso Juventoyan Edicto de Fe Finca Cailon
120 Humberto (10) Florentino Atlético Lipa Páramos Hoqué-Coqué

1	Atlás Ciuredor
2 Real Gardaresso
3 Reconquista
4 Gallandaires
5 Racquette-22
6 Polo Sur
7 Reconquista
8 Convivencia
9 Real Gardaresso
10 Juventoyan

11 Deportivo Sixtus IV
12 Atlás Ciuredor
13 Páramos
14 Real Gardaresso
15 Juventoyan
16 Real Gardaresso
17 Humberto
18 Real Gardaresso
19 CF Arradura
20 Florentino

21 Atlás Ciuredor
22 Atlético Lipa
23 Atlético Lipa
24 Florentino
25 Juventoyan
26 Real Gardaresso
27 Atlás Ciuredor
28 Aserrío de Garriché
29 Reconquista
30 Atlás Ciuredor

31 Aserrío de Garriché
32 Laguna de Léon
33 Pelóta San Anreso
34 Atlético Lipa
35 Convivencia
36 Humberto
37 Laguna de Léon
38 Atlético Lipa
39 CF Arradura
40 Blanco Horizonte

41 Florentino
42 CF Arradura
43 Atlás Ciuredor
44 Laguna de Léon
45 Juventoyan
46 Daring Monvador
47 Atlás Ciuredor
48 Florentino
49 Atlás Ciuredor
50 Atlético Lipa

51 Polo Sur
52 Aserrío de Garriché
53 Atlético Lipa
54 Juventoyan
55 Real Gardaresso
56 Convivencia
57 Juventoyan
58 Polo Sur
59 Atlético Lipa
60 Atlético Lipa

61 Florentino
62 Juventoyan
63 Florentino
64 Atlás Ciuredor
65 Juventoyan
66 Atlás Ciuredor
67 Atlético Lipa
68 Polo Sur
69 Racquette-22
70 Atlás Ciuredor

71 Humberto
72 Deportivo Sixtus IV
73 Deportivo Sixtus IV
74 Florentino
75 Real Gardaresso
76 Atlético Lipa
77 Racquette-22
78 Atlás Ciuredor
79 Florentino
80 Pelóta San Anreso

81 Atlás Ciuredor
82 Florentino
83 Real Gardaresso
84 Humberto
85 Humberto
86 Deportivo Sixtus IV
87 Humberto
88 Florentino
89 Blanco Horizonte
90 Florentino

91 Real Gardaresso
92 Real Gardaresso
93 Florentino
94 Real Gardaresso
95 CF Arradura
96 Humberto
97 Humberto
98 Humberto
99 Juventoyan
100 Atlás Ciuredor

101 Juventoyan
102 Florentino
103 Páramos
104 Juventoyan
105 Florentino
106 Gallandaires
107 Juventoyan
108 Reconquista
109 Pelóta San Anreso
110 Aserrío de Garriché

111 Juventoyan
112 Real Gardaresso
113 Páramos
114 CF Arradura
115 Real Gardaresso
116 Convivencia
117 Florentino
118 Juventoyan
119 Atlético Lipa
120 Humberto

121 Atlás Ciuredor
122 Real Gardaresso
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Postby Tequilo » Thu Aug 13, 2020 12:49 am



With Pitxi-Pitxi 77 so dominant as the nation's most successful state team, there sometimes seems little room for anyone else in the Chazapa State Championships history books. But of course the 77o don't get it all their own way, all of the time - Los Miñeros, Pingüinos, Cóndor Sezalco and especially city rivals Jaguar Ixtacomitán all play their part in making sure there is never a walkover in this league. Pitxi-Pitxi recently became only third team nationally to have won four state titles in a row after CFFA (Puezan) and Cooperativa (Ocotapa); while it is Jaguar who are the state's best Copa team with most wins. All that aside, the state's one representative in the 10-Nacional is of course the nation's biggest and best team of all time - you can't really take much away from the green-and-whites of Pitxi-Pitxi 77, they reign supreme.

Modern Era State Titles

Season Champion Runner-Up Third 2-Sección Winner 3-Sección Winner

126 Pitxi-Pitxi 77 (25) Cisne Senzapa Jaguar Ixtacomitán Serpentina El Rinoceronte
125 Pitxi-Pitxi 77 (24) Jaguar Ixtacomitán Chazapañol Juniors Chazapa Hielo Permanente
124 Pitxi-Pitxi 77 (23) Pingüinos Asociación Olaya Cisne Senzapa Albarracín
123 Pitxi-Pitxi 77 (22) Benemérito Cóndor Sezalco Asociación Olaya Llamas Texidor
122 Serpentina (7) San Joaxha Pitxi-Pitxi 77 AS Tonalá Hipopótamo-Joaxha
121 Jaguar Ixtacomitán (13) Los Miñeros Pitxi-Pitxi 77 Búfalo-66 Taíno
120 Chiapula de Corzo (1) Los Miñeros Benemérito San Joaxha Indalezio

1	Pingüinos
2 Jaguar Itxacomitán
3 Rebelión Hernandados
4 Pingüinos
5 Pingüinos
6 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
7 Benemérito
8 Jaguar Itxacomitán
9 AC Sezalco
10 Benemérito

11 Los Miñeros
12 Benemérito
13 Los Miñeros
14 Pingüinos
15 Jaguar Itxacomitán
16 Chazapañol
17 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
18 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
19 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
20 Cisne Senzapa

21 Gimnástico Calcazon
22 Benemérito
23 Zamalakarregi
24 AS Tonalá
25 Serpentina
26 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
27 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
28 Los Miñeros
29 Rebelión Hernandados
30 Jaguar Itxacomitán

31 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
32 Cisne Senzapa
33 Flechas Azules
34 AS Tonalá
35 Chazapañol
36 Académico
37 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
38 Cóndor Sezalco
39 Pingüinos
40 Los Miñeros

41 Cisne Senzapa
42 Benemérito
43 Rebelión Hernandados
44 Jaguar Itxacomitán
45 Flechas Azules
46 Chazapañol
47 Jaguar Itxacomitán
48 Cóndor Sezalco
49 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
50 Rebelión Hernandados

51 Pingüinos
52 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
53 Pingüinos
54 RCD Calzacon
55 Jaguar Itxacomitán
56 Cóndor Sezalco
57 Zamalakarregi
58 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
59 Serpentina
60 RCD Calzacon

61 Los Miñeros
62 Jaguar Itxacomitán
63 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
64 Los Miñeros
65 Los Miñeros
66 Los Miñeros
67 Chiapula de Corzo AC
68 Chazapañol
69 Cóndor Sezalco
70 Pitxi-Pitxi 77

71 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
72 Cisne Senzapa
73 Serpentina
74 Académico
75 AS Tonalá
76 Cóndor Sezalco
77 Gimnástico Calcazon
78 Cisne Senzapa
79 Cóndor Sezalco
80 Cóndor Sezalco

81 Jaguar Itxacomitán
82 Serpentina
83 AS Tonalá
84 Los Miñeros
85 Rebelión Hernandados
86 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
87 Flechas Azules
88 Los Miñeros
89 Serpentina
90 Zamalakarregi

91 Chazapañol
92 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
93 Gimnástico Calcazon
94 Benemérito
95 Cisne Senzapa
96 Los Miñeros
97 Pingüinos
98 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
99 San Joaxha
100 RCD Calzacon

101 Pingüinos
102 Cóndor Sezalco
103 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
104 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
105 Jaguar Itxacomitán
106 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
107 Serpentina
108 Cisne Senzapa
109 Zamalakarregi
110 Pingüinos

111 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
112 Benemérito
113 Gimnástico Calcazon
114 Flechas Azules
115 Jaguar Itxacomitán
116 San Joaxha
117 Pingüinos
118 Los Miñeros
119 Jaguar Itxacomitán
120 Chiapula de Corzo AC

121 Jaguar Itxacomitán
122 Serpentina
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Postby Tequilo » Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:03 am



The cloud forest state of Guastenango boasts two teams in the 10-Nacional and they are certainly the two dominant clubs in state football, with no-one coming close to matching them over time. Trading titles down the years, Acacoyagua and SC Pedregal are historically peerless in the mountains and forests of this mystical place; one team alone shows any sign of catching them - Equipo Caimán. Yet we must not forget there are some other sizeable clubs with plenty of glamour attached to them, notably Raití city rivals SC and Inter, and the 'upstart' team, Tequiloa. Despite the dominance of the big two here, no-one in the state has yet managed an historic three-in-a-row, the only state championship where such a feat has not been achieved. The state also boasts one of the nation's most successful Copa team in El Quetan CF, who have become cup specialists down the years.

Modern Era State Titles

Season Champion Runner-Up Third 2-Sección Winner 3-Sección Winner

126 SC Raití (10) El Quetan CF SC Pedregal Indigo Huayna CF Blay de Sant Roman
125 SC Pedregal (19) El Quetan CF Acacoyagua SC Raití Iberamericano
124 Ciupa Azul (7) SC Pedregal Índigo Huayna Gimnástico Chichiguina RC Olentzaro
123 Equipo Caimán (13) SC Pedregal Acacoyagua Ocozoxhuatla Hércules Ciupa
122 SC Pedregal (18) Acacoyagua El Quetan CF Gimnástico Chichiguina Arsenál Ciupa
121 Correcaminos (6) Acacoyagua SC Raití Racing Guadatral Costello Raití
120 Acacoyagua (18) SC Raití Inter Raití Helmántico Ocozoxhualta

1	Tequiloa
2 Esqueletos
3 Ciupa Azul
4 Inter Raití
5 Tequiloa
6 SC Raití
7 SC Raití
8 Ciupa Azul
9 Correcaminos
10 Equipo Caimán

11 Tequiloa
12 SC Pedregal
13 Sporta Oroboros
14 Bocas del Toro
15 Inter Raití
16 Ciupa Azul
17 SC Raití
18 Inter Raití
19 Caballero AC
20 Equipo Caimán

21 Índigo Huayna
22 Acacoyagua
23 Acacoyagua
24 SC Raití
25 SC Bozoa
26 SC Pedregal
27 SC Pedregal
28 Acacoyagua
29 Índigo Huayna
30 Acacoyagua

31 Racing Guadatral
32 Acacoyagua
33 Inter Raití
34 SC Pedregal
35 Acacoyagua
36 Índigo Huayna
37 El Quetan CF
38 Petrolero
39 Ciupa Azul
40 Equipo Caimán

41 Acacoyagua
42 Tequiloa
43 Acacoyagua
44 El Quetan CF
45 SC Pedregal
46 Esqueletos
47 Equipo Caimán
48 Ciupa Azul
49 Correcaminos
50 Ciupa Azul

51 Bocas del Toro
52 Petrolero
53 Correcaminos
54 SC Raití
55 Racing Guadatral
56 Equipo Caimán
57 SC Raití
58 SC Raití
59 SC Pedregal
60 Equipo Caimán

61 Inter Raití
62 Esqueletos
63 SC Raití
64 Bocas del Toro
65 Esqueletos
66 Bocas del Toro
67 Equipo Caimán
68 SC Pedregal
69 Equipo Caimán
70 SC Raití

71 Tequiloa
72 SC Pedregal
73 SC Pedregal
74 Sporta Oroboros
75 SC Pedregal
76 Índigo Huayna
77 Tequiloa
78 Tequiloa
79 SC Pedregal
80 Acacoyagua

81 SC Pedregal
82 El Quetan CF
83 El Quetan CF
84 Acacoyagua
85 SC Pedregal
86 Índigo Huayna
87 Acacoyagua
88 Caballero AC
89 Equipo Caimán
90 Petrolero

91 Equipo Caimán
92 Racing Guadatral
93 Caballero AC
94 SC Pedregal
95 Gimnástico Chichiguina
96 SC Bozoa
97 Correcaminos
98 El Quetan CF
99 Tequiloa
100 Acacoyagua

101 Equipo Caimán
102 Esqueletos
103 El Quetan CF
104 SC Pedregal
105 Acacoyagua
106 Sporta Oroboros
107 Racing Guadatral
108 Petrolero
109 Correcaminos
110 Inter Raití

111 Petrolero
112 Acacoyagua
113 Tequiloa
114 SC Pedregal
115 Acacoyagua
116 Acacoyagua
117 Equipo Caimán
118 Acacoyagua
119 SC Pedregal
120 Acacoyagua

121 Correcaminos
122 SC Pedregal
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Wire State Championships Maranco

Postby Tequilo » Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:30 am



The Maranco State Championship is historically perhaps the most competitive and hardest to win of the six states, and it's most successful teams, Motozintla & Resplendiente, are only narrowly ahead of a whole host of very competitive teams, notably Xicoa, Alianza, Continente and Universitario, along with one of the older powerhouses of Tequiloan pitxi - Las Guías Oriente. They were, a century ago or even fifty years ago, the outright best pair in the whole country and one of only two in the state to win the championship three-in-a-row - along with Moto. But Resplendiente lead the batch of teams that have caught and surpassed them in modern times. Los Cuervos are also tied with Oriente as the state's best Copa team.

Modern Era State Titles

Season Champion Runner-Up Third 2-Sección Winner 3-Sección Winner

126 Motozintla (16) Xicoa Resplendiente Alianza Tirinto Sindicato Torente
125 Motozintla (15) Resplendiente Macarada Gaona Clazada Larga Capitán Belmoro
124 Motozintla (14) Xicoa Resplendiente Deportivo Torente SC Kukalayos
123 Xicoa (13) Continente Tulan Resplendiente 1492 Carranza Qiwa Tulan
122 Xicoa (12) Resplendiente Las Guías Oriente AS Matiguás Toro Reyes
121 Comitán Argente (6) Tumuloa Xico Las Guías Oriente Flamencos Chimpancés Guayabal
120 Motozintla (13) Resplendiente Xicoa Macarado Gaona Toro Reyes

1	Internacional CF
2 Xicoa
3 La Milega AC
4 Motozintla
5 Universitario
6 La Milega AC
7 Xicoa
8 Las Guías Oriente
9 Resplendiente
10 Deportivo Torente

11 Motozintla
12 La Milega AC
13 Resplendiente
14 Macarada Gaona
15 Motozintla
16 Internacional CF
17 Alianza Tirinto
18 Resplendiente
19 Universitario
20 Xicoa

21 Continente Tulan
22 Motozintla
23 Xicoa
24 Alianza Tirinto
25 Fortuna Tulan
26 Tumuloa Xico
27 Macarada Gaona
28 Xicoa
29 Las Guías Oriente
30 Alianza Tirinto

31 Motozintla
32 Resplendiente
33 Las Guías Oriente
34 Las Guías Oriente
35 Xicoa
36 Motozintla
37 Las Guías Oriente
38 Las Guías Oriente
39 Las Guías Oriente
40 Alianza Tirinto

41 Motozintla
42 Motozintla
43 Motozintla
44 Alianza Tirinto
45 Universitario
46 Fortuna Tulan
47 Fortuna Tulan
48 Alianza Tirinto
49 Alianza Tirinto
50 Continente Tulan

51 SC Tescoa
52 Comitán Argente
53 Fortuna Tulan
54 Xicoa
55 Motozintla
56 Las Guías Oriente
57 Universitario
58 Las Guías Oriente
59 Internacional CF
60 Comitán Argente

61 Universitario
62 Resplendiente
63 Continente Tulan
64 Universitario
65 Continente Tulan
66 Universitario
67 AS Matiguás
68 Motozintla
69 Tumuloa Xico
70 La Milega AC

71 SC Tescoa
72 Continente Tulan
73 SC Tescoa
74 Comitán Argente
75 Resplendiente
76 AS Matiguás
77 Alianza Tirinto
78 Deportivo Torente
79 Tumuloa Xico
80 Universitario

81 Xicoa
82 Xicoa
83 Continente Tulan
84 Resplendiente
85 Las Guías Oriente
86 Macarada Gaona
87 Resplendiente
88 Comitán Argente
89 Deportivo Torente
90 Resplendiente

91 La Milega AC
92 Xicoa
93 Continente Tulan
94 Universitario
95 Alianza Tirinto
96 Resplendiente
97 Resplendiente
98 Xicoa
99 Continente Tulan
100 Comitán Argente

101 Alianza Tirinto
102 Alianza Tirinto
103 Equipo Muna
104 Macarada Gaona
105 Continente Tulan
106 Macarada Gaona
107 Resplendiente
108 Macarada Gaona
109 Las Guías Oriente
110 Continente Tulan

111 Fortuna Tulan
112 Resplendiente
113 Motozintla
114 Alianza Tirinto
115 Resplendiente
116 Fortuna Tulan
117 Macarada Gaona
118 Resplendiente
119 Las Guías Oriente
120 Motozintla

121 Comitán Argente
122 Xicoa
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Wire State Championships Ocotapa

Postby Tequilo » Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:41 am



Two teams sit astride the Ocotapa State Championship, and close to the pinnacle of the national game too - El Térifico rivals Fábrica Tapalupé and Argón Tacranza. It's The Factory vs. The Argonauts. The Spanners vs. The Squids. Like Acacoyagua and SC Pedregal in Guastenango State, these two certainly feel like they own the Maranco state championship between them, although Péloton & Cooperativa will have something to say about that. Fábrica perhaps hold the advantage as the state's best Copa team. After Pitxi-Pitxi 77 & CFFA, they are probably the best two sides nationally from an historical perspective. But one team holds an enviable record that neither can match: Cooperativa's four state titles in a row back in the 80s, one of only three times this was achieved anywhere in Tequilo, is beyond the big two of El Térifico.

Modern Era State Titles

Season Champion Runner-Up Third 2-Sección Winner 3-Sección Winner

126 Ascension SP (2) Argón Tacranza Pelotón Socrates Distrito Atela
125 Fábrica Tapalupé (19) Argón Tacranza Haïtiens Estudiantes Tacranza 611 Rosado
124 Independiencia (9) Pelotón Argón Tacranza Boca Cielo Coyotes
123 Pelotón (11) Galaxía Argón Tacranza Cuba Tapalupé Gil de Roblado
122 Fábrica Tapalupé (18) Cooperativa Argón Tacranza Ascension San Pasito Cuba Tapalupé
121 Argón Tacranza (17) Haïtiens Naranja Socrates Nacionál SP
120 Argón Tacranza (16) Fábrica Tapalupé Cooperativa Haïtiens 611 Rosado

1	Galaxía
2 Ascension San Pasito
3 Fábrica Tapalupé
4 Irregulares Quetodino
5 Chapulineros
6 Independiencia
7 Fábrica Tapalupé
8 AS Ferrocarril
9 Independiencia
10 SC Bravo Cuahjuluca

11 Argón Tacranza
12 Pelotón
13 Chapulineros
14 Independiencia
15 Fábrica Tapalupé
16 Haitïens
17 Fábrica Tapalupé
18 Argón Tacranza
19 Naranja
20 Fábrica Tapalupé

21 Cimarrones Desatas
22 Fábrica Tapalupé
23 SC Bravo Cuahjuluca
24 SC Hormigas
25 Pelotón
26 SC Hormigas
27 Argón Tacranza
28 Cooperativa
29 Fábrica Tapalupé
30 Independiencia

31 Fábrica Tapalupé
32 Chapulineros
33 Argón Tacranza
34 SC Marcapira
35 Cimarrones Desatas
36 SC Hormigas
37 SC Hormigas
38 Haitïens
39 Naranja
40 Haitïens

41 SC Bravo Cuahjuluca
42 AS Ferrocarril
43 Cooperativa
44 Pelotón
45 AS Ferrocarril
46 SC Hormigas
47 Irregulares Quetodino
48 Naranja
49 Argón Tacranza
50 Galaxía

51 SC Marcapira
52 Naranja
53 Fábrica Tapalupé
54 Socrates
55 Fábrica Tapalupé
56 Naranja
57 Argón Tacranza
58 Cimarrones Desatas
59 Argón Tacranza
60 Independiencia

61 Galaxía
62 Haitïens
63 SC Hormigas
64 Argón Tacranza
65 Independiencia
66 Argón Tacranza
67 Pelotón
68 Estudiantes
69 Independiencia
70 Pelotón

71 Argón Tacranza
72 Estudiantes
73 Galaxía
74 Galaxía
75 Cooperativa
76 Fábrica Tapalupé
77 Fábrica Tapalupé
78 Galaxía
79 Estudiantes
80 Cooperativa

81 Cooperativa
82 Cooperativa
83 Cooperativa
84 Chapulineros
85 Argón Tacranza
86 AS Ferrocarril
87 Fábrica Tapalupé
88 Argón Tacranza
89 Naranja
90 SC Hormigas

91 AS Ferrocarril
92 SC Hormigas
93 AS Ferrocarril
94 Fábrica Tapalupé
95 Pelotón
96 AS Ferrocarril
97 Galaxía
98 Fábrica Tapalupé
99 Naranja
100 Naranja

101 Socrates
102 Fábrica Tapalupé
103 Naranja
104 Cooperativa
105 Pelotón
106 Argón Tacranza
107 SC Marcapira
108 Irregulares Quetodino
109 Cooperativa
110 Cooperativa

111 Independiencia
112 Estudiantes
113 Argón Tacranza
114 Cooperativa
115 Argón Tacranza
116 Pelotón
117 Pelotón
118 Fábrica Tapalupé
119 Pelotón
120 Argón Tacranza

121 Argón Tacranza
122 Fábrica Tapalupé
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Wire State Championships Puezan

Postby Tequilo » Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:49 am



Home of the second most successful state team across all Tequilo, the Puezan State Championship has had it's fair share of glory in the form of mighty CF Frantxizko-A, commonly CFFA or The Golds, the only team who, until recently, managed to keep pace with Pitxi-Pitxi 77 of Chazapa state, and the undisputed kings of Puezan. A long barren spell has allowed other big clubs to take back some glory, particularly Unuiĝinta and the Ibaeta city rivals Sporta and Urbo; but the small provincial Peru Urzagui have moved themselves into the distant second place while CFFA prevaricate. The Golds also hold the record as most successful Copa team in Tequilo, and were the first and so far one of only three clubs to win four state championships in a row.

Modern Era State Titles

Season Champion Runner-Up Third 2-Sección Winner 3-Sección Winner

126 Unuiĝinta (13) Erreal Tiresias CF Frantxizko-A Argentinako Bolivaro
125 Sporta Ibaeta (13) CF Frantxizko-A KKA Bixintxo Atléta Idal Urugaiko
124 CF Frantxizko-A (22) FT Orazun Sporta Ibaeta Urbo Polibio Urzagui CF-72
123 Peru Urzagui (12) Urbo Ibaeta CF Frantxizko-A Telmo-Léao Wanderers AK
122 Unuiĝinta (12) Peru Urzagui KKA Bixintxo Argentinako Cáfunda
121 Erreal Tiresias (10) Peru Urzagui Unuiĝinta Batasuna Telmo Lotsagarria
120 KKA Bixintxo (8) Peru Urzagui CF Frantxizko-A Atléta Reten Bezala

1	Unuiĝinta
2 Unuiĝinta
3 Erreal Tiresias
4 Sporta Ibaeta
5 Erreal Tiresias
6 CF Frantxizko-A
7 Sporta Ibaeta
8 FT Orazun
9 Unuiĝinta
10 CF Frantxizko-A

11 Sporta Ibaeta
12 Atléta Reten
13 Batasuna Telmo
14 CF Frantxizko-A
15 CF Frantxizko-A
16 Urbo Ibaeta
17 SC Azcarreta
18 Peru Urzagui
19 Demokrito
20 Atléta Reten

21 Atléta Reten
22 Sporta Ibaeta
23 Demokrito
24 Sporta Ibaeta
25 Atléta Reten
26 KKA Bixintxo
27 Sporta Ibaeta
28 FT Orazun
29 Unuiĝinta
30 Demokrito

31 FT Orazun
32 SC Azcarreta
33 Sarrazenos
34 Urbo Ibaeta
35 Atléta Reten
36 CF Frantxizko-A
37 Peru Urzagui
38 Sporta Ibaeta
39 Peru Urzagui
40 FT Orazun

41 FT Orazun
42 CF Frantxizko-A
43 Erreal Tiresias
44 Sarrazenos
45 Urbo Ibaeta
46 Peru Urzagui
47 KKA Bixintxo
48 KKA Bixintxo
49 Polibio
50 Urbo Ibaeta

51 Urbo Ibaeta
52 Olimpika
53 Sporta Ibaeta
54 CF Frantxizko-A
55 CF Frantxizko-A
56 CF Frantxizko-A
57 CF Frantxizko-A
58 Aliantza Iparra
59 Peru Urzagui
60 Nómada

61 CF Frantxizko-A
62 Unuiĝinta
63 Argentinako
64 CF Frantxizko-A
65 SC Azcarreta
66 CF Frantxizko-A
67 Urbo Ibaeta
68 Atléta Reten
69 Unuiĝinta
70 Demokrito

71 Peru Urzagui
72 Unuiĝinta
73 Aliantza Iparra
74 Demokrito
75 Atléta Reten
76 KKA Bixintxo
77 Demokrito
78 Batasuna Telmo
79 CF Frantxizko-A
80 Erreal Tiresias

81 CF Frantxizko-A
82 Sporta Ibaeta
83 Urbo Ibaeta
84 CF Frantxizko-A
85 CF Frantxizko-A
86 Urbo Ibaeta
87 Aliantza Iparra
88 Unuiĝinta
89 Atléta Reten
90 SC Azcarreta

91 Peru Urzagui
92 KKA Bixintxo
93 Unuiĝinta
94 CF Frantxizko-A
95 Sporta Ibaeta
96 Polibio
97 Erreal Tiresias
98 Peru Urzagui
99 Demokrito
100 CF Frantxizko-A

101 CF Frantxizko-A
102 Peru Urzagui
103 Peru Urzagui
104 KKA Bixintxo
105 Sporta Ibaeta
106 Erreal Tiresias
107 Urbo Ibaeta
108 CF Frantxizko-A
109 Unuiĝinta
110 Erreal Tiresias

111 Unuiĝinta
112 Peru Urzagui
113 Sporta Ibaeta
114 Urbo Ibaeta
115 KKA Bixintxo
116 Urbo Ibaeta
117 Erreal Tiresias
118 Unuiĝinta
119 Erreal Tiresias
120 KKA Bixintxo

121 Erreal Tiresias
122 Unuiĝinta
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Wire Museo de Pitxi

Postby Tequilo » Thu Aug 13, 2020 6:55 am


The principle asset of the Unión de Pitxi Tequilo - that's the FA to you and me - and headquarters is the magnificent former Palacio Aratinco, once home of despots in waiting, and now the famous museum of everything football in Tequilo. In this article we reproduce a recorded lecture by Assistant Curator of the museum Exidio Coyopa of Socrates which briefly outlines the development of this wonderful site. Here, Señor Coyopa speaks to a party of tourists from around the multiverse who are exploring the museum.


1, Plaza Pitxi, Camino Recto, Distrito Socrates, Tapalupé

Welcome, welcome back from the café - I hope your break was pleasant and you did not go overboard on the intoxicants, dear turistas. Do join my tour group as we proceed through the fascinating history of pitxi - that is football to you - in Tequilo, informed by the exhibitions of this wonderful museum, set in the old palace of La Familia Aratinco. Should you have any questions along the way, do not hesitate to ask, and I, Exidio Coyopa of Socrates, Assistant Curator, will be happy to help. My knowledge is encyclopaedic, to quote a review in the Stowaway City-Break Guide for Tapalupé City, and my language skills are quite something to behold, they say. So please, your rarely asked questions.

RAQ: Can you tell us a bit more about La Familia?

Okay, Señor, a pertinent question.

The Aratincos had been poor farmers of this region for a couple of centuries, and hard workers too, but they were of Antivadorio stock originally and therefore inclined to haughtiness and self-importance. The fruits of their labour were widespread estancias built over time, and gradually they became one of the wealthiest families in Ocotapa - but being of Antivadorio inclinations, preferred not to mix in fancy society of the vibrant young city of Tapalupé.

You there, young boy, with the plastic tiara and your hand in the air, what is it?

RAQ: Does this have anything at all to do with pitxi, or is this just a boring history lesson?

Well, that is very forward for a small child. And yes, it does have something to do with pitxi, since they built a magnificent house and you are now standing it, learning all about the sport. So I should say it has a lot to do with pitxi. Now I will kindly request your parents take you in hand for a bit while I finish this introduction, when you will see that it has everything to do with pitxi. Now, where was I?

I suppose the boy does have a point, the whole history is probably a lesson for a whole other thread, but in summary, by and by, the Arantincos lived on the edges of fancy society and despite being the richest of people in the old country of Ocotapa, they had deliberately isolated themselves; and as often is the case, came to resent being isolated even though it was of their own making, and wanted to prove themselves the better people. By the time of Baztan Aratinco, La Familia considered themselves far superior to just about anyone, anywhere; and Baztan, doing some early genealogical work on the family tree, asserted - probably with a dash of exaggeration and a very large helping of historical fiction - that he could trace a line back to an old monarchy of the great progenitor empire long forgotten, the royal family of Costelloa; he asserted his claim on a new crown for all the nations of the region and applied for title through various means that included bureaucratic, propaganda, administrative fraud and armed methods of acquisition.  He also tried the performative approach - act like a King and people will accept that you must be one. He built a palace - this palace - and entertained royalty from all over the multiverse in an effort to be invited into the secret sect, The Free Architects of the New Multiversal Order. But he never got the invite, and in any case it really was just a tennis club for royal relatives, and Baztan I of Ocotapa & The Índigo Nations - self-appointed - was too coarse and not related to anyone, so they wouldn’t let him in. The royalty claim eventually failed, as Baztan was laughed at in both royal circles and Ocotapa high society as a snooty pretentious farmer.

It was about this time that modernist dictatorship and totalitarianism was really catching on in other parts of the world, and Baztan’s son, Alberto, was reaching adulthood. Frustrated by the failure of his father and disillusioned by the promises of a hopeless monarchial bid, Alberto was attracted to this new model of acquisitive avarice and decided that Might Was Right; instituting his own army. I will not go into the whole bloody history of the War of The Cacti here, for fear of boring little Junior Tiara over there, but the self-appointed General Aratinco and his private army were key belligerents in one of Tequilo’s dark periods in history; and he almost won, too. Thankfully a number of idealist all-rounders including Simon Paravar, Túvilca Bamba and Uropa Tequilo Mérika managed the final victory to defeat the dictator General, and out of darkness rose modern Tequilo, a unification of six nations and the three índigo empires. The gross dictator General was captured in the mountains and, since we have children present, shall we just say he was dealt with, and that was the end of that sorry affair.

General Aratinco’s daughter Aularia Santos Aratinco, the only surviving member of the family, lived on in an increasingly dilapidated palace, as the family farming empire was sold off to pay debts to society. She became a well-loved philanthropist, devoting her time to helping the poor of the new nation of Tequilo, donating all her dwindling fortune over time into promoting health and wellbeing - this included the new trend for athletics clubs. She founded the Aratinco Poor People’s Athletic Society, and from that we still have today Santos Aratinco, a minor second tier club of Tapalupé. Aularia’s final act was to bequeath the family palace to the newly founded UPT, the pitxi authority, who have lovingly restored the palace as the Museo de Pitxi as well as, on the upper floor, its own headquarters.

And so you see, boy with the plastic tiara - it was about the pitxi! Ha!
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Postby Tequilo » Fri Aug 14, 2020 12:48 am


Distrito Quezaldad, Tapalupé

The national stadium, the jewel in the crown of Tequilo's 'Football City' development centre of El Unión (that's the national FA to you and me), opened it's turnstiles for the first time with three 'test matches' against the confederation champions of Ao, Rushmore and Esportiva as part of Tequilo's winning debut in the Eagles Cup. Built over the top of the former 'character' suburb of Quezaldad on the outskirts of the capital city Tapalupé, it had become a complete white elephant as the Unión failed to progress from demolishing a residential zone of some 300,000 people into building the dream centre. After eight years of ruin, new Unión project manager Carolina Ruiz got the whole thing erected inside twelve months and was subsequently voted Unión President for Life. After hosting Cassadaigua in the opening event, followed by ties against The Commonwealth of Baker Park and Nova Anglicana de Esportiva, Ciudad de Pitxi now looks forward to hosting it's first ever NS World Cup fixtures for Los Pitxileros.

The headquarters of the Unión, formerly located in the Museo de Pitxi in the Socrates district, has moved to state of the art facilities in the Ciudad, which includes the national stadium; a second stadium, the Estadio Juvenil with a capacity of 32,300 to host secondary games including the national amateur People's Cup Final, youth internationals and most likely future internationals within hosted tournaments; the national physiotherapy centre; the Escuela Nacional de Pitxi or national football school to help development of Tequilo's youth players; and the commercial headquarters of several sports-related companies including sportswear manufacturers Natty kit., sports data company XK-OpTeq, Bonesea sports publisher BoldSport and their Tequiloan imprint GOLa (trading as GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLa!!!), and multiversal scouting group KickAdviser™. It is also expected the famous Museo de Pitxi will eventually move there, or at least open a second facility in 'Football City'. Having won the tenth edition of The Eagle's Cup, a fully-fitted Eagle's Club will be constructed in the district in due course.

To increase revenue, both stadiums have taken on domestic tenant teams with Fábrica Tapalupé, the state of Ocotapa's most successful team with 19 state championships, enthusiastically moving into the national stadium, thus succeeding Real Gardaresso as the domestic team with the largest stadium - by ten seats. Meanwhile Galaxía, without a proper home these last nine years since the demolition of Quezaldad and their ramshackle Domo Galaxía stadium, will be delighted to upgrade as tenants of the Estadio Juvenil.



A vision of the future of the national team sport made real, 'Football City' was an idea that became a great big hole in the ground; it cost some very senior officials their job, and eventually, made careers for others. Like a phoenix rising out of the detritus, this spectacular and surely the cleanest district of the 'Tapa-sprawl' is a bold statement of intent... but 'bold' and 'intent' are only a part of the story.

If you take the Tonorobos Rápido expressway out toward the suburb of Quezaldad, in the sprawling capital city of Tapalupé, Tequilo, you will eventually come upon the massive construction site of La Ciudad de Pitxi - The City of Football emerging from the mud and rubble of this once poor and crowded district. It is not much of an appealing site right now - but then Quezaldad never was much, and knocking most of it down has certainly been an improvement; but one day, a shining monument to the ambition of the Unión de Pitxi Tequilo - that’s the FA to you and me - will stand proud on this site; 2.5 square kilometres of prime football development location including the brand new national stadium.

“It’s quite simple really,” says Señor Lepe, President of the UPT, “we just have to win everthing and dominate everyone.” Well, that’s easy for him to say - it was his philosophy as a player and he did find that quite simple really: in Tequilo, he won everything, beat everyone. But Lepe is talking bigger now. He is talking about The Multiverse. At club level, at international level. And especially, at player level. He wants the best of everything, he’s willing to spend to get it, and he has the backers. To some, maybe, it’s a pact with the devil, or devils: The Oroboros Cooperative, a seemingly limitless resource - the investment arm based in Taxhavn, financiers of the former rise to footballing power of Tamarindia, of Wight, of Bonesea (albeit briefly, and with… uncomfortable… endings: “don’t worry about that,” says Lepe, “we will be different”); and with Satélite Boldsport, some foreign media company with preposterously deep pockets and connections to the underworld. Well, Wight, again. Same same. But more about the complex financial deals Señor Lepe has signed off on another time - with all that cash in their pockets, what are the UPT planning - apart from world domination?

The masterplan is already visibly underway and undeniably promising: unifying the six states of Tequilo to produce a national team for the World Cup and other tournaments? Check. And with a Baptism of Fire semi-final, a top half group finish in WC qualifying, reaching the knockout rounds of their debut Cup of Harmony - initial results are promising. Next - build a commercialised national league for the country that can generate serious revenue as well as getting recognition for Tequiloan club teams on the wider stage? Check. Liga-TQ enters it’s second season already a success in the eyes of the Tequiloa, and what’s more, clubs have not generally made a complete ass of themselves in IFCF and IFF international club competitions this season. In fact, one or two have done remarkably well. Next - concentrate on the kids? Check. Liga-J provided excellent competition for the under-19s, and let’s not forget a very acceptable bronze medal finish in the Under-18 World Championship. The kids are alright. Add in a development under-21 team for the Mike Sarzo Memorial Trophy (oh dear) and under-23 for the Independent Association Championships (gulp), with developmental coaching as part of the package, and you have age pathways for all the best players. Next - start bidding for international hosting duties to further the profile of the domestic game? Check. Voting? Well, let’s not get into that now, it’s mere detail…

All you need now is a unified coaching philosophy taught at a bespoke centre to further advance the quality of football in Tequilo, a place to play and learn, and a national stadium to be proud of. And that is where the City of Football in Quezaldad suburb, Tapalupé comes in. Forty pitches; two junior stadiums; the 100,000-seater national stadium; full training facilities; hotels and admin centres; a host of innovations to assist in the innovation of the game and the grand plan to rule the world. Today it may be a very large hole in the ground. Tomorrow it’s the future… said Señor Lepe at the end of our interview. But who is paying for all this? And what was here before Pitxi? Should we care?

It’s an old saying in Tequilo - understand the sequence of the resplendent jackdaw in flight, and you will come to anticipate the order of movements that divine the hiding place of the secret and elusive rattleworm. Often that is abbreviated to the more pragmatic but less whimsical ‘follow the money’.

Who is funding Señor Lepe’s grand scheme to dominate world football, and why? Answer the first part of that question, and you can pretty quickly surmise the latter. It may surprise, and it may come to worry you, when you know. But you need to know, if you are a good honest Tequiloan with a healthy distrust of the mischievous spirits of Confusiónism. Uncanny business is afoot. At first glance, you may not think so. You’ll be saying, it’s this huge broadcast TV deal, right? Yes. It is partly that - Satélite Boldsport, a foreign media company with preposterously deep pockets, has paid enough money down to invest heavily in the modern commercial enterprise of Liga-TQ, and the rest will follow off the back of that. But wait, Satélite who? Isn’t that name familiar? Boldsport? And no, it’s not another Havynwilde duplication service. Boldsport is the money that funded Bonesea’s rise to (almost) the top of world football. Ok, so that’s no big deal for a big deal is it? Media corporation funds football league?


Well - then there is the contract to build the City of Football. That went to Heavy Products, and they are based in Taxhavn. Which used to be in Rushmore, a hundred years ago, until the nation was forcibly exiled during one of those dubious Maxtopian Z-Day apocalyptic crashes. That happened about the same time as the poor residents of The Septen Islands were forcibly removed from Ao during the same multiversal crisis. And Banque Sept-Nat, which is the principal financial partner in the construction, was of course founded as the national bank of the Septen Islands, with it’s central reserve held in Taxhavn. Then there was a third forced ethnic cleansing during the Z-Day land grab: the Wightlings, forced from Ao along with their Septen neighbours and sent to the Rejected Realms. It was the Wightlings who rose to power in world football funded by their mysterious Oroboros Cooperative, a syndicate of murky finances that had previously been linked to both the rise and fall of our near neighbours and good friends in Tamarindia - a nation that also started to look like it might become a power until… The Fall. Sponsored, allegedly, by the Oroboros Cooperative. And when Wight fell, and Taxhavn, and Bonesea, like dominoes - the OC was there, and remains there.

The Oroboros Cooperative - a shadowy Wightling syndicate funding power surges, collapses and restorations since way back when, and - get this - the majority stakeholders in a wide range of syndicates including, amongst others, Boldsport, Heavy Products, Banque Sept-Nat, and Grupo Taxhavn. At the bottom of all this cash to burn, is a dark, dangerous wight with a match and a can of chlorine trifluoride, The Oroboros Cooperative. What are they up to? Who can understand the Wightling Agenda? But whatever it is, nations that take the Oroboros doubloon tend not to last long enough to find out. Will Tequilo be next to suffer a Catastrophic Termination Event?

They call him Dik ten Beuenk, and he comes from Mustardy. Now I don’t know about you, but I hadn’t even heard of Mustardy until two World Cups ago - the small island nation entered for the first and only time, didn’t do very well, didn’t do atrociously badly, and disappeared from view again. A little below par, but certainly in the realm of ordinary and, frankly, easily missed. I bet most people didn’t notice at the time, and have long since forgotten the shock win in South Covello, the highlight of an otherwise dull qualifying campaign. Hardly the stuff of dreams; not somewhere you would look for a mastermind of football. No offence, Mustardos of the world. When Tequilo announced it would send a national team to the last Baptism of Fire tournament to take it’s international bow, the announcement of Dik ten Beuenk as Team Director raised a few eyebrows, but not many. The logic was sound - he had guided a new entrant in the last cycle, picked up a shock win, a few half decent results, and had ensured a very small nation was never humiliated. It didn’t sound very ambitious to get such a man, but at the same time, it sounded unusually pragmatic for the UPT.

Skip forward three years, and Dik ten Beuenk is the mastermind behind a football revolution. How did that happen? He is advising at every level of the game. He designed the new Liga-TQ format. He’s the brains behind the coaching progression that has placed prominent older players in coaching positions with the junior national teams. He’s co-designed a technical and tactical strategy for the national team and is mastermind of the City of Football project, a vast development centre to make Tequilo a dominant force in football over an undisclosed period. This might sound fanciful and maybe it is, but they have not had a bad start. Dik ten Beuenk, it seems, might just be a genius. But a genius from… Mustardy? A small island of hardly any inhabitants, not even enough to fill up the small Socrates district of our own capital here in Tapalupé. Can that be right?

We took a look back at the archives. There is almost nothing on the man - except… one little thing. One tiny throwaway mention in an obscure forum post. A problem with Mustardy passports, just a small incident. They are, apparently, nigh impossible for the international community to verify, and there is often a hint - or worry - of fakery. Mustardy passports might not be what they seem, and Mustardy passport holders may not be who they say they are. So, who exactly is Dik ten Beuenk? Certainly, we cannot argue that he knows his pitxi. He has a background in business too, according to his sketchy bio on the Locked Off professional networking site, where it states his work with the Barque syndicate to a senior level before switching to football… that would be Barque, of Tamarindian origin, who transferred operations to Bonesea after The Fall. He is quite old too - old enough now to have been about the right age to switch from maritime work to football at the time when Bonesea were making waves in the world - led by a genius strategist who had switched from being a sailor to a football coach. We propose that he’s not from Mustardy at all. We propose that was a sham, a cover-up, a diversion: he’s from Bonesea. And there is only one genius football strategist from Bonesea who had once been a sailor, masterminded the rise of the nation to the top of world football, and conceived of ‘World Cup Island’ - an island of stadia, training facilities, rehabilitation, accommodation; an integrated football-based centre not unlike his masterplan for the City of Football. Dik ten Beuenk, we suggest, is he.

Pythagoras Jones, the brains behind Bonesea.

The old district of Quetzaldad in Tapalupé had its attractions and a certain charm - kilometres of narrow alleyways and shutts full of traders of dubious wares, intoxicants, and life-affirming (or exterminating) adventures; ‘lively’ markets; rambunctious mariachi and latin shanties; pickpockets, shiners, rum cullies, tricksters, brazen trollops, bold deceivers and sharps; all types of the rodent genus including but not limited to sewer rats, street rats, desert rats, cactus rats, tile rats, strutting rats, dog rats and the famously aggressive alley rats; overcoat confectioners and tobacconists; shamans and brujas and even a few wights-in-residence; all manner of wild tapas, grills and barbecues; beer sloshing everywhere; bent coppers, runaway soldiers and drunk sailors; every girl and/or guy of your dreams shoulder to shoulder with those of your nightmares; shrunken heads and goatballs; wisdom, knowledge, experience, joy, delight, and terror; gold trinkets that cost nowt but spare change and pig nickel chips that would’ve cost you everything… it wasn’t for the faint of heart.

All that is gone now - or going; buried under a thousand tons of rubble. Everything came down.

But where has everyone gone, and what do they think about their former den of a thousand iniquities, cemented now in the foundations of a sporting dream and shiny architectural delights? Rubèn Curto grew up in Quetzaldad’s narrow and lively alleyways, the son of a tanner or hidemonger. We spoke to him about his life in the district, and the time that came for him to be relocated. He went to school in the overcrowded rooms of the institution buildings, and left when he was eleven to collect faeces for the tannery - “five chèlins for a handful” - and under his father’s watchful eye, he refused to join the local gang or cuadrilla, The Many Hands; he spent his youth kicking a can down the alleys or reading second-hand books he bought with his shitmoney or which he stole from outside old bookshops. Later he earned a living selling overpriced trinkets to tourists and lost people - well, mostly lost people - and discovered he had an eye for antiques. His work strayed into valuations for thieves looking to fence stolen goods, he worked the occasional auction and got a stall at one of the famous character night markets. Sometimes he boosted his income as a taxi driver, or rarely, as a tour guide. He settled down with his childhood sweetheart Ginebra Pintà; they were making plans to have a family of their own, right there in the heart of Quetzaldad, although they reserved their most lavish dreams for a win on La Lotería and a fancy beach-house in Antivador. Looking back, Rùben is unequivocal about his life in ‘Queto’ as the locals call it:

“What a shitswamp,” he says, reminiscing. And then one day, the order came from the city planners. Queto was to be razed. Rùben was being moved to Chanco Condor, a village sixty kilometres away. “I mean, this place is no paradise, but Queto was the devil’s own septic tank. Thank the patron wights they are burying it.”

Heavy excavator & crane operator Miguel Costello - known by his workmates as Tío (Uncle) Mík - has seen it all in his time. Well into his 80s, he’s still considered the best in the business and is being paid a handsome fee to work on the City of Football site, pulling down old Quezaldad and putting up a spanking new coaching and development centre for the national teams as well as the much-anticipated national stadium. Tío Mík is also a passionate detectorist and amateur archeologist, and he sees his work using cranes and diggers as an extension of that passion - a continuous treasure hunt. If there is one thing Tío loves almost as much as treasure hunting with his industrial excavator, it’s talking about what he’s found in his day. The man is a storyteller supreme, of the confusionist tradition much loved in Tequilo. We caught up with him at a cantina on the edge of Quezaldad, and it didn’t take many bottles of wightbeer to get him talking about what he’s seen and found on his latest job.

“General Chukwumeka? The Cannibal Mobster?! What a load of old tripe!’ he says, laughing off one of the more gruesome rumours coming out of the rubble of Quezaldad; “If you ask me, he’s still running the Zenegalese mafia in Valanora. Them pointy-ears is easy pickings. No, he’s not buried under Quetzaldad - although we’ve dug up a fair few concrete coffins.”

What’s that now?

“Round here,” elaborates Tío, “it’s The Many Hands Gang who ran the old town. They didn’t eat their enemies like The General does, but they sure weren’t averse to a concrete burial, when it suited them.” Tío Mík goes on to explain, rather ghoulishly, that he’s found heads severed from their bodies and bodies estranged from their heads, hands without owners and corpses without hands, all stashed within concrete foundations for buildings he’s pulled down. “The foundations of buildings built without planning or permission in the heart of old Quezaldad are the cemeteries of the honoured friends and sworn enemies of The Many Hands. If they liked you, you got buried with full honours underneath a children’s hospital. If they didn’t like you, you were probably still alive when they poured the base of an illegal apartment block into a hole they had kicked you into.”

But what of buried gold and jewels, the rumours of pirate hoards and national treasures?

“Come on,” says Tío, a pragmatist at heart, “this was Quezaldad. Even the fillings in our teeth were pig nickel: treasure! Pah! The closest any of us ever came to treasure was fresh bread without weevils, and no-one was burying fresh food in ‘Quezo’. For sure there were pirates - poor ones - but if Isla Tesoro tells us anything, it’s that they can’t leave their hard-won gains alone for five minutes on a deserted island… what chance it would last the night buried under half a million chancers and rum cullies? No, there was no treasure here, let me tell you. Just a lot of bones and restless spirits.”
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Wire National Team Records

Postby Tequilo » Sat Aug 15, 2020 12:25 am


To the end of WC cycle 87

All-Time Results (senior team): P 104 W 63 D 20 L 21 F 266 A 151 Win% 60.6
Highest NSWC Ranking: 46 (post WC86)
Highest KPB Score: 16.92 (post WC87)

Titles: IAC-12; Mike Sarzo Memorial Trophy (WCC'87);
Runner-Up - U18 World Championship-12;
Bronze Medal finishes - Baptism of Fire 72, U18 World Championship-11

Biggest Win: 8-1 vs. South Charlia, BoF-72
Highest Scoring Win: 6-5 vs. Twicetagria, BoF-72
Winning Sequence: 6 games, IAC-10 & IAC-12
Sequence Unbeaten: 11 games (twice), BoF-72 & WC-85Q/CoH-77

Heaviest Defeat: 0-3 vs. Cheergirls, WC-85Q
Highest Scoring Loss: 3-5 (twice)
Losing Sequence: 3 games, WC-85Q
Non-winning Run: 4 games, WC-85Q, WC-87Q


Most Caps: Oscar Bienvenida (82)
Most Goals: Tlacolotl (52)

Highest Career Rating: Mateo Tafalla (7.52)
Most Consecutive Apps: Oscar Bienvenida (30)
Most PoM Awards: Tlacolotl (14)

Youngest Player: Niño Pinto (16)
Oldest Player: Callañuapa (36)
Youngest Scorer: Niño Pinto (16)
Oldest Scorer: Urlegi Gorostola (35)

Team Captains:

Mateo Tafalla; WC cycles 85-86
Vilca Hualla; WC cycles 87-

Team Managers*:

Mauricio Nores; Baptism of Fire 72
Isaac Martí; WC cycles 85-86
Ramiro Paredo; World Cup 87
August Toset (JUV); Cup of Harmony 79
Juan Manuel Botín; WC cycle 88

*IAC Managers:

Luka Entenza; IAC-10/11
Juan Manuel Botín; IAC-12

By Competition

Muralos & Almuzahara

Finish: CHAMPIONS (Won 3-1, Squidroidia)
Player of the tournament: Tsttnauayui
Top Goalscorer: Alexandro Calvoecheaga, 5 goals

Zeta Reka Hügeltaldon

Finish: Quarterfinal
Player of the tournament: Monné
Top Goalscorer: Monné, 3 goals


Finish: CHAMPIONS (Won 3-2, HUElavia)
Player of the tournament: Jaïr Iscla
Top Goalscorer: Hugo Rabellino & Gavriel de Astudillo, 3 goals

Cassadaigua & Northwest Kalactin

Finish: Round of 32 (Lost 2-4, Eura)
Final NSWC Ranking: 53
Player of the tournament: Niño Pinto
Top Goalscorer: Çenturion, 3 goals

Qualifying Stage

Group Finish: 4th/10 - eliminated
Final NSWC Ranking: 51
Player of the tournament: Tlacolotl
Top Goalscorer: Tlacolotl, 13 goals



Finish: Quarter-Finals
Player of the tournament: Niño Pinto
Top Goalscorer: 4 players, 2 goals each


Finish: Runners-Up (Final: Lost 1-3, Hispinas)
Player of the tournament: Pep Ballera
Top Goalscorer: Urbano Noboa, 7 goals

Ethane & Sylestone

Finish: Round of 32 (Lost 0-2, Electrum)
Final NSWC Ranking: 46
Player of the tournament: Mateo Tafalla
Top Goalscorer: Mateo Tafalla & Niño Pinto, 2 goals

Qualifying Stage

Group Finish: 3rd/10 - eliminated
Final NSWC Ranking: 49
Player of the tournament: Tlacolotl
Top Goalscorer: Tlacolotl, 8 goals


Finish: Fourth place (TPPO: Lost 0-2, Squidroidia)
Player of the tournament: Ecuador
Top Goalscorer: Ito, 5 goals

Commonwealth of Baker Park

Finish: Third place (TPPO: Won 1-0, Megistos)
Player of the tournament: Ostando Bertendona
Top Goalscorer: Firmino Vale, 9 goals

Kelssek & Zwangzug

Finish: Round of 32 (Lost 0-1, Trolleborg)
Final NSWC Ranking: 71
Player of the tournament: Haize Apeiztegui
Top Goalscorer: Tlacolotl, 3 goals

Qualifying Stage

Group Finish: 4th/13 - eliminated
Final NSWC Ranking: 90
Player of the tournament: Callañuapa
Top Goalscorer: Tlacolotl, 15 goals

Ethane, Deleclava & Appalachian Nation

Finish: Third Place (TPPO: Won 3-0, Reina)
Final NSWC Ranking: 185
Player of the tournament: Mateo Tafalla
Top Goalscorer: Roxelio Turan & Tlacolotl, tied on 8 goals
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Wire Cálculo-1 (in full)

Postby Tequilo » Sat Aug 15, 2020 12:26 am


TAPALUPÉ, TEQUILO - Welcome to the precursor of a shiny new sports wire that will soon hit the forums once all the nice formatting is polished up and the art department at the Unión Pitxi de Tequilo - that's the sweet FA to you and me - have completed all the graphic inserts. In the meantime, forming part of the official entry form of Tequiloan clubs into the third IFCF series, allow us to give you a brief run down on the very first season of the all-new national league, Liga-TQ, which for the first time in over 120 years of football in Tequilo, provides a step beyond the individual state championships in an effort to determine a national champion for the country, and to easily nominate, on merit, entrants to the Champions League, Challenger's Cup, Liga-B Trophy, Cup Winners Cup and the FFI tournaments.

A quick note on the inaugural Liga-TQ. Naturally, nothing is simple in Tequilo. A modern unified nation comprising six former sovereign states and three indigene kingdoms, each with a proud history and unique identity, much of life remains connected to the culture and infrastructure of those individual states - and the same is true of pitxi - the Tequiloan word for football. After 120+ years of state championships, in which each state declared it's own winner, the clubs, fans and authorities are far too invested in state football to dismantle it. A unification league has never been tried before, and in order to preserve both the integrity and the status of the six championships, Liga-TQ must sit as an extension to, rather than a replacement for, the state championships. Thus, at the end of the State Championships, teams qualify on merit for the 'closura' - the Liga-TQ.

Liga-TQ itself divides into three top flight sections, each one made up of six teams - the Primera for the six state champions; the Proxima for the six state runners-up, and the Piqueno for the six third-placed teams of the state championships. Each division of six plays a round robin of ten games within their group, to decide a final table of 18. The winner of the Primera will thus be declared the national champion, while second, third and fourth in this division will be awarded births in the IFCF Challenger's Cup.

In order to confirm places for the Liga-B Trophy, the winners of each state second tier - the 2-Sección - will also compete in an end of season competition, the Liga-TQ2 Eliminatorio, to decide the second tier national winner and the three births for the Trophy.

Got it? Then let's get on with it.


Watch out for the new Liga-TQ Wire, coming soon, for a complete and preposterously detailed run-down on how the state championships played out. For now, under spoiler for those who don't have the time, are the top 5 finishers in each of the state championships.

1-Antivador              Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Real Gardaresso 26 15 5 6 51 31 +20 50 Qual: Liga-TQ Primera
2 Racquette-22 26 13 7 6 37 30 +7 46 Qual: Liga-TQ Proxima
3 Atlás Ciuredor 26 12 7 7 49 32 +17 43 Qual: Liga-TQ Pequeno
4 Polo Sur 26 12 5 9 45 43 +2 41
5 Florentino 26 12 4 10 45 34 +11 40

1-Chazapa Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Pitxi-Pitxi 77 26 15 8 3 54 29 +25 53 Qual: Liga-TQ Primera
2 Benemérito 26 15 6 5 41 22 +19 51 Qual: Liga-TQ Proxima
3 Cóndor Sezalco 26 14 6 6 48 27 +21 48 Qual: Liga-TQ Pequeno
4 Los Miñeros 26 13 6 7 39 29 +10 45
5 Pingüinos 26 11 8 7 35 31 +4 41

1-Guastenango Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Equipo Caimán 26 14 7 5 61 37 +24 49 Qual: Liga-TQ Primera
2 SC Pedregal 26 14 5 7 52 34 +18 47 Qual: Liga-TQ Proxima
3 Acacoyagua 26 13 6 7 41 26 +15 45 Qual: Liga-TQ Pequeno
4 Petrolero 26 11 5 10 45 47 −2 38
5 Índigo Huayna 26 10 7 9 50 50 0 37

1-Maranco Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Xicoa 26 15 5 6 53 33 +20 50 Qual: Liga-TQ Primera
2 Continente Tulan 26 15 4 7 49 38 +11 49 Qual: Liga-TQ Proxima
3 Resplendiente 26 13 6 7 41 36 +5 45 Qual: Liga-TQ Pequeno
4 Motozintla 26 12 6 8 45 34 +11 42
5 Universitario 26 10 6 10 32 29 +3 36

1-Ocotapa Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Pelotón 26 14 6 6 40 29 +11 48 Qual: Liga-TQ Primera
2 Galaxía 26 14 4 8 45 28 +17 46 Qual: Liga-TQ Proxima
3 Argón Tacranza 26 13 5 8 45 31 +14 44 Qual: Liga-TQ Pequeno
4 Cooperativa 26 13 3 10 43 41 +2 42
5 Independiencia 26 12 5 9 47 40 +7 41

1-Puezan Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Peru Urzagui 26 17 4 5 58 37 +21 55 Qual: Liga-TQ Primera
2 Urbo Ibaeta 26 14 7 5 50 30 +20 49 Qual: Liga-TQ Proxima
3 CF Frantxizko-A 26 12 8 6 46 30 +16 44 Qual: Liga-TQ Pequeno
4 Aliantza Iparra 26 12 4 10 45 43 +2 40
5 Unuiĝinta 26 11 6 9 38 41 −3 39

The big news here is the return, at last, of the '77os to the top, winning a record-breaking 22nd State Championship in Chazapa after an eleven-year drought. Meanwhile the so-called 'big ten' of domestic pitxi - the ten clubs with the most state championships across the country - have not fared so well with only Real Gardaresso in Antivador winning a shot at the national title; Fábrica Tapalupé didn't even make the top five, let alone the Liga-TQ in what was a disastrous season for them, finishing sixth in Ocotapa state. Meanwhile Motozintla's campaign to 'Make Moto Great Again' failed for another season as they end up fourth in Maranco.

On to the second tier, 2-Sección, where each state operates a 2-up/2-down promotion system which includes a play-off for the second spot between 2nd to 5th placed teams. This season, each 2-Sección winner also qualifies for the Liga-TQ2 Eliminatorio, to run alongside the top flight version with a mini-league of six teams. This will then produce the three qualifiers for the IFCF Liga-B Trophy.

2-Antivador              Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Intramura 38 19 6 13 72 53 +19 63 (P) Qual: Liga-TQ2
2 Masvidal Toyan 38 19 6 13 65 59 +6 63
3 Sorcia 38 16 11 11 70 59 +11 59
4 Ciuredor Orden 38 16 10 12 63 54 +9 58 (P - Play-off winner)
5 Aserrío de Garriché 38 17 7 14 59 53 +6 58

2-Chazapa Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Asociación Olaya 38 22 7 9 64 42 +22 73 (P) Qual: Liga-TQ2
2 Juniors Chazapa 38 19 10 9 59 44 +15 67 (P - Play-off winner)
3 Unión Esteno 38 18 5 15 83 71 +12 59
4 Cultúra Calzacon 38 14 15 9 51 46 +5 57
5 SC Alcaraiso 38 16 8 14 59 54 +5 56

2-Guastenango Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Ocozoxhuatla 38 19 10 9 72 54 +18 67 (P) Qual: Liga-TQ2
2 Rápido Raití 38 18 11 9 72 48 +24 65
3 El Chilamatos 38 18 8 12 74 67 +7 62
4 Deportivo Requexón 38 17 9 12 57 53 +4 60 (P - Play-off winner)
5 SC Horcontitos 38 16 11 11 64 56 +8 59

2-Maranco Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 1492 Carranza 38 18 9 11 66 46 +20 63 (P) Qual: Liga-TQ2
2 Arma de Fuego 38 18 8 12 60 45 +15 62
3 Escolásticos 38 17 11 10 67 60 +7 62
4 Equipo Muna 38 17 10 11 56 41 +15 61
5 SC Torre Espinaquer 38 17 9 12 65 59 +6 60 (P - Play-off winner)

2-Ocotapa Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Cuba Tapalupé 38 21 8 9 75 60 +15 71 (P) Qual: Liga-TQ2
2 Tenís de Tacranza 38 18 13 7 62 34 +28 67 (P - Play-off winner)
3 Siete Onze Espato 38 19 7 12 74 56 +18 64
4 Goya Tacranza 38 17 8 13 73 67 +6 59
5 Sociedad Santos 38 16 10 12 65 53 +12 58

2-Puezan Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Telmo-Léao 38 22 8 8 82 59 +23 74 (P) Qual: Liga-TQ2
2 Dinamo Iragartze 38 17 15 6 58 35 +23 66 (P - Play-off winner)
3 Cáfunda 38 20 6 12 60 43 +17 66
4 Poliziaren 38 15 17 6 54 41 +13 62
5 FT Istaso 38 16 10 12 69 61 +8 58


Moving straight into the post-season Liga-TQ2, to decide a second tier champion for the country and to establish the Liga-B Trophy qualifiers, without further ado...

Intramura 1–0 Telmo-Léal
Asociación Olaya 1–1 Cuba Tapalupé
Ocozoxhuatla 3–1 1492 Carranza

Telmo-Léal 1–0 1492 Carranza
Cuba Tapalupé 1–1 Ocozoxhuatla
Intramura 1–3 Asociación Olaya

Asociación Olaya 0–0 Telmo-Léal
Ocozoxhuatla 1–4 Intramura
1492 Carranza 1–0 Cuba Tapalupé

Telmo-Léal 4–1 Cuba Tapalupé
Intramura 4–4 1492 Carranza
Asociación Olaya 3–1 Ocozoxhuatla

Ocozoxhuatla 4–2 Telmo-Léal
1492 Carranza 1–0 Asociación Olaya
Cuba Tapalupé 2–1 Intramura

Telmo-Léal 2–2 Intramura
Cuba Tapalupé 1–0 Asociación Olaya
1492 Carranza 1–2 Ocozoxhuatla

1492 Carranza 0–0 Telmo-Léal
Ocozoxhuatla 2–1 Cuba Tapalupé
Asociación Olaya 5–3 Intramura

Telmo-Léal 2–0 Asociación Olaya
Intramura 4–2 Ocozoxhuatla
Cuba Tapalupé 0–1 1492 Carranza

Cuba Tapalupé 1–3 Telmo-Léal
1492 Carranza 2–2 Intramura
Ocozoxhuatla 1–1 Asociación Olaya

Telmo-Léal 0–0 Ocozoxhuatla
Asociación Olaya 1–0 1492 Carranza
Intramura 2–2 Cuba Tapalupé

Liga-TQ2 Eliminatorio  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Telmo-Léao 10 4 4 2 14 9 +5 16 Qual: IFCF Liga-B Trophy
2 Asociación Olaya 10 4 3 3 14 11 +3 15 Qual: IFCF Liga-B Trophy
3 Ocozoxhuatla 10 4 3 3 17 18 −1 15 Qual: IFCF Liga-B Trophy
4 Intramura 10 3 4 3 24 23 +1 13
5 1492 Carranza 10 3 3 4 11 13 −2 12
6 Cuba Tapalupé 10 2 3 5 10 16 −6 9

Telmo-Léao from the Puezaño city of Telmo sweep all before them in a surprising season, finishing the state championship well ahead of city rivals Batasumo, themselves smarting from having been relegated to the second tier for the first time in their history and hoping, nay, expecting to bounce back at the first time of asking. They finished 10th of 20. Meanwhile upstarts Léao were newly formed of the controversial merger of Telégrafo and Atléta Léao, in many eyes should not have even had a place in the second tier and were favourites for instant relegation to 3-Sección. Goes to show you never can tell.


And so on to the main attraction, the inaugural season of Liga-TQ and a perhaps surprising line-up for the first season, with only two of the Big Ten reaching the Primera division in Pitxi-Pitxi 77 and Real Gardaresso. One of the '10-Nacional' made the Proxima - SC Pedregal - but of course are already eliminated from any hope of becoming the first national champion. It is the third section where we can find most of the big fish, with five of the six competing for places 13-18 in the national standings coming from the Big Ten; this feels like the division most fans would like to see deciding the national champion, but in each case with these five teams, they really need to pull their socks up if they want to wear the crown.

Real Gardaresso 2–2 Peru Urzagui
Pitxi-Pitxi 77 4–2 Pelotón
Equipo Caimán 3–1 Xicoa

Peru Urzagui 1–1 Xicoa
Pelotón 1–1 Equipo Caimán
Real Gardaresso 2–2 Pitxi-Pitxi 77

Pitxi-Pitxi 77 1–0 Peru Urzagui
Equipo Caimán 0–1 Real Gardaresso
Xicoa 2–2 Pelotón

Peru Urzagui 2–2 Pelotón
Real Gardaresso 2–0 Xicoa
Pitxi-Pitxi 77 1–0 Equipo Caimán

Equipo Caimán 1–3 Peru Urzagui
Xicoa 1–1 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
Pelotón 2–1 Real Gardaresso

Peru Urzagui 3–1 Real Gardaresso
Pelotón 5–3 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
Xicoa 3–2 Equipo Caimán

Xicoa 2–3 Peru Urzagui
Equipo Caimán 3–1 Pelotón
Pitxi-Pitxi 77 4–0 Real Gardaresso

Peru Urzagui 2–2 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
Real Gardaresso 1–0 Equipo Caimán
Pelotón 2–0 Xicoa

Pelotón 1–1 Peru Urzagui
Xicoa 3–2 Real Gardaresso
Equipo Caimán 1–0 Pitxi-Pitxi 77

Peru Urzagui 3–4 Equipo Caimán
Pitxi-Pitxi 77 1–0 Xicoa
Real Gardaresso 2–1 Pelotón

Liga-TQ Season 1 Final Standings

Liga-TQ Primera       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pitxi-Pitxi 77 10 5 3 2 19 13 +6 18 Qual: IFCF Champions League
2 Peru Urzagui 10 3 5 2 20 17 +3 14 Qual: IFCF Challenger's Cup
3 Real Gardaresso 10 4 2 4 14 17 −3 14 Qual: IFCF Challenger's Cup
4 Pelotón 10 3 4 3 19 19 0 13 Qual: IFCF Challenger's Cup
5 Equipo Caimán 10 4 1 5 15 15 0 13
6 Xicoa 10 2 3 5 13 19 −6 9

Liga-TQ Proxima Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
7 Continente Tulan 10 6 4 0 20 11 +9 22
8 Galaxía 10 5 4 1 22 15 +7 19
9 Racquette-22 10 4 2 4 16 19 −3 14
10 SC Pedregal 10 3 4 3 20 17 +3 13
11 Urbo Ibaeta 10 3 1 6 18 21 −3 10
12 Benemérito 10 1 1 8 8 21 −13 4

Liga-TQ Pequena Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
13 CF Frantxizko-A 10 6 2 2 22 13 +9 20
14 Resplendiente 10 6 2 2 12 10 +2 20
15 Atlás Ciuredor 10 6 1 3 13 12 +1 19
16 Acacoyagua 10 3 3 4 14 14 0 12
17 Argón Tacranza 10 2 3 5 16 14 +2 9
18 Cóndor Sezalco 10 1 1 8 9 23 −14 4

It seems fitting in the end that the mighty '77os, on breaking the record for most state championship titles with their 22nd win, should become the first national champion, and few would dispute it. With deadly rivals CF Frantxizko-A, 21-times state champion, watching on from the depths of the Pequena, it was their state compatriots Peru Urzagui who came closest to preventing the inevitable, coming into the final round of ties with a good chance of stealing the title from Pitxi-Pitxi's grasp, but a disastrous home defeat to Equipo Caimán left them trailing in second place. The Green-and-Whites celebrated in style at Estadio 77o, Ixta-Comitán, beating surprise Maranco state champions Xicoa in the all-Índigo derby, or 'Cálculo' as they consider them here - a reckoning. 'El Spectacúlotl' - the match up of the main representative teams of the Ixta and Xico peoples - ended with the '77os celebrating their elevation to first national champion of Tequilo.

Elsewhere, Tequilo's glamour club Real Gardaresso sealed their place in the Challenger's Cup along with Ocotapa State's dominant team of the times, Pelotón, hailing from the city of Santa Clares. CFF - The Golds - did at least win the battle of the the big teams in the Pequeno on goal difference from Resplendiente, while in the Proxima, Continente were the only team unbeaten in Liga-TQ to take the highest 7th place on offer.


Not content with a new national league and a pathway to the international club competitions of the IFCF, as well as a new national team competing in the World Cup for the first time, the UPT also organised the first edition of a national youth league, Liga-J. In the initial set-up, the academies of the 10-Nacional big clubs were invited to compete, along with three state champions from season 122 who sit outside the Big Ten - Serpentina, Xicoa and Unuiĝinta. With an unbalanced 13 teams, one more team was invited to complete the first Liga-J division, based on the size and reputation of academies, and the place was awarded to Motozintla. Thus in the first season, a fourteen-team Under-20 Academies national league saw a 26-game schedule to decide the youth champion. The UPT includes plans to expand to thirty academy teams in total, competing in three tiers of 10. In the first expansion for the following season, season 124, the four bottom teams of this year's Liga-J will be relegated to the second tier, where they will be joined by a further ten teams, with a final tier and an additional six teams being added in season 125.

And without further ado, the final standings in the inaugural Liga-J are as follows:

Liga-J                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Argón Tacranza 26 13 7 6 50 34 +16 46 Qual: IFCF Rising Stars Cup
2 CF Frantxizko-A 26 12 5 9 34 35 −1 41
3 Fábrica Tapalupé 26 12 5 9 50 52 −2 41
4 Florentino 26 10 8 8 36 33 +3 38
5 Resplendiente 26 9 10 7 40 30 +10 37
6 Real Gardaresso 26 10 6 10 36 32 +4 36
7 Acacoyagua 26 9 9 8 36 35 +1 36
8 Serpentina 26 9 8 9 33 31 +2 35
9 Xicoa 26 9 8 9 35 34 +1 35
10 Unuiĝinta 26 8 8 10 43 48 −5 32
11 Atlás Ciuredor 26 8 7 11 28 34 −6 31 Relegated to Liga-J2
12 Motozintla 26 7 8 11 39 43 −4 29 Relegated to Liga-J2
13 Pitxi-Pitxi 77 26 7 8 11 32 43 −11 29 Relegated to Liga-J2
14 SC Pedregal 26 7 7 12 31 39 −8 28 Relegated to Liga-J2

The academy team at Argón, under young coach Poncio Desclot, are crowned first champions of Liga-J, eventually winning through against principle challengers CF Frantxizko-A and eternal rivals Fábrica. At the wrong end of the table, Pitxi-Pitxi's history-making season as the first annointed national champion is somewhat blemished by the relegation of their youth team to next season's second tier, along with 'the best academy in Tequilo' - by their own estimation - at Motozintla. The campaign to 'Make Moto Great Again' really isn't looking too clever at present...

Argón Under-20s - Names to watch out for...

Captain: Jacob Emade, 19, Defender
Player of the season: Jacob Emade
Golden Boot: Firmino Vale, 17, Striker
Golden Glove: Samuel Cedillo, 17, Goalkeeper
Golden Blanket: Juan Manuel Notario, 17, Midfielder
Golden Brick: Chimalpopoca, 16, Defender
Golden Boy: Joaquin Riba, 14, Striker


The Copa Tequilo enters it's 123rd season, possibly the oldest competition in The Wide Enness Ocean unless you account for time like the Pointy Ears and assume there have been 408 centuries passing in the last decade - but since we don't do that here, we'll take it the Copa is at least very old, by Yuman standards. And it is extremely difficult to win - with over 300 teams taking part, no one team has been truly dominant. The might CF Frantxizko-A, The Golds, have won the most titles - a meagre six in almost a century and a quarter of competition. Can they compensate for a poor Liga-TQ finish of 13th with another Copa? It's unlikely - but let's take a look...

Preliminary Round

Pirillos 0–0 Amanexü Norteño (0–0 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Langile Konplexua 0–0 Gorrasblancas (1–0 AET)
Eslavosonidos 1–2 Cuidad Senzapa
Cortadores Margarita 0–0 Atlético Patoto (0–0 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Los Pozos de Herrera 0–0 Uharteko Estatuak Polai (0–0 AET) (6–5 pen.)
Florencio SM 0–3 Merkatondoa
Dolores 1–2 Camp Esportiu
Astojaurtiketak 2–3 Hoqué-Coqué
Refugiado-AC 3–2 Extremo Norte Sezalco
Lope de Salmeron 2–2 Unionistas El Quetan (4–2 AET)
Pateadores Torente 3–3 Capitán Belmoro (3–3 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Audaces Engañadores 2–0 Chanco Quillahuaman
Bayona Comitán 2–4 Partisanos
Mondragon 3–1 Bastardos de Toyan
Unión Zamolaco 2–0 Oinezkoentzat Telmo
Castaliá Guadatral 3–4 Ballenas Alcaraiso
Eguzki Tiresias 1–2 498.Desafito
Espainiako Urzagui 2–3 Compañónes

First Round

Elkarte Iragartze 2–2 Albaviedo (2–2 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Braçayda Mexía SC 0–1 Guardabosques
Hego Muturra 0–1 Deportivo Gironella
Langile Konplexua 2–2 Hipopótamo-Joaxha (3–3 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Mejillones Lipa 2–1 CF Siervo
Pumas 2–1 BA Ibaeta
Elkarte Reten 1–0 Atléta Iragartze
Urritxe 6–0 Audaces Engañadores
Helmántico 2–5 Constitución Yaya
Atlético Esteno 3–1 Gil de Roblado
Atlético Trinidad 0–1 KA Iparra
Coyotes 1–3 Polideportivo
Gladiadores 0–0 Grupo Capybara (1–0 AET)
Indalezio 2–0 AC de Galvas
Merkatondoa 2–1 Lope de Salmeron
AS Colquehuanca 4–5 Burros Selvatíco
Chimpancés Guayabal 1–0 10 AS Cuahjuluca
La Visa 2–0 Wanderers AK
Orkak 2–2 498.Desafito (2–2 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Mulareño 3–0 Iberamericano
FK Alaiz 3–2 Distrito Atela
Montañeros 0–1 Gimnàstic
Camp Esportiu 0–2 El Mizona
Bezala 3–1 Los Murciélagos
Partisanos 1–1 Yugo Arradura (3–1 AET)
Retenaiko 2–2 Recreativo Cuara (2–3 AET)
Hondureños 1–2 von Steteren Germaniká
Unuio Reten 2–2 Racing Azéma (2–2 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Capitán Belmoro 1–0 Mondragon
Proyecto Gotán 2–0 CF Guanarillo
Ganzábal 1–1 Qiwa Tulan (2–2 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Sociedad Ciuredor 3–2 Asociación Hueyac
Factoría Calzacon 0–3 Chile-33
Unión Zamolaco 3–3 San Masón (3–4 AET)
Jugadores Florenio 1–0 Florés Pasito
Cartagonova 1–0 Hércules Ciupa
Búfalo-66 2–2 Astillero Ciuredor (2–2 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Atlético Riba 1–1 Refugiado-AC (2–2 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Urugaiko 1–0 Albarracín
Hoqué-Coqué 0–0 Santutxoa (0–0 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Cuidad Senzapa 5–0 San Jonito
Palacio Gardaresso 3–2 Espartanos
Gorilas Tapalupé 1–1 Distrito Roldán (1–2 AET)
El Soportante 3–4 Etxegoian
Mecánicos 1–1 Amanexü Norteño (3–1 AET)
Arcángel 4–3 Txibia Orazun
SC Aguaprofunda 3–4 Unión Argain
Barrachina-Itxa 2–1 Olano
Costello Raití 2–1 El Mazo
Huayna Colombino 2–1 Farvedilos
Llamas Texidor 2–1 Mártires San Anreso
Sardíneros 2–0 Cortadores Margarita
Buruzagia 1–2 Castaliá Guadatral
Tamarindica Muna 0–1 Real Notario
Compañónes 0–1 Los Pozos de Herrera
Merenciano 0–2 Tortugas Linio

Second Round

Unuio Reten 4–2 Etxegoian
El Ejército 4–3 Mecánicos
Escandinavos 1–0 SC Marcapira
Polideportivo 4–4 Chile-33 (4–5 AET)
FK Alaiz 1–3 Cebra Cebras
Costello Raití 2–0 Deportivo Gironella
Olimpika 3–1 Errefuxiatu
SC Torre Espinaquer 3–0 Chimpancés Guayabal
SC Metetí 3–2 SC Kukalayos
SC Tescoa 1–2 Luis de Lunar IX
Langile Konplexua 3–1 Arma de Fuego
Orkak 1–3 Barrachina-Itxa
Nacionál SP 7–1 Mulareño
Sindicato Torente 3–2 Unión Argain
Bolivaro 4–0 Cimarrones Desatas
Clazada Larga 1–2 Mejillones Lipa
Esqueletos 0–0 Deportivo Requexón (1–0 AET)
Sociedad Ciuredor 0–0 San Masón (1–0 AET)
Asociación Olaya 3–2 Zamalakarregi
Hoqué-Coqué 0–1 Taíno
El Rinoceronte 4–0 Ocozoxhuatla
Sardíneros 4–3 Juniors Chazapa
Jugadores Florenio 0–3 SC Reten
Gimnástico Calcazon 3–0 Proyecto Gotán
Capitán Belmoro 4–2 Palacio Gardaresso
El Mizona 1–0 Urritxe
Atléta Idal 2–1 Sporta Oroboro
Hielo Permanante 3–2 Guardabosques
Goya Tacranza 0–0 La Conon CF (0–0 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Blanco Horizonte 0–0 Gallandaires (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Aserrío de Garriché 1–0 La Visa
Constitución Yaya 0–2 SC Horcontitos
Búfalo-66 0–2 Unuio Alaiz
Villa Comaltitlán 0–2 Ciudad Cuahtémoc
Partisanos 1–0 Escolásticos
Batasuna Telmo 0–3 Intramura
Ganzábal 0–1 Ciclistas Aticenta
Sociedad Santos 0–2 Huayna Colombino
Equipo Muna 1–0 Insurgentes Nísa
JS Solistahuacan 3–0 Bezala
CF Lipa 0–0 Merkatondoa (1–0 AET)
Tamarindica Muna 5–2 Golondrinas
Pelóta San Mérito 4–1 Gladiadores
Antigüaya 4–0 Unión Esteno
Cuba Tapalupé 2–1 Lotsagarria
KA Iparra 2–1 Burros Selvatíco
1492 Carranza 1–0 Recreativo Cuara
Erresistentzia 2–0 Atlético Esteno
Masvidal Toyan 1–0 Chiapula de Corzo AC
SC Cañazas 2–1 SC Bozoa
Cartagonova 3–2 Los Índices
Arsenál Ciupa 1–1 Castaliá Guadatral (1–1 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Elkarte Reten 0–1 Tortugas Linio
Poliziaren 1–1 CF Blay de Sant Roman (1–1 AET) (3–5 pen.)
SC Hormigas 0–1 Telmo-Léao
Errentes Monvador 1–2 RC Olentzaro
Indalezio 0–2 Atlético Riba
Itaete-Orazun 1–2 Colegio Nísa
Combinar Toyan 1–1 Cáfunda (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Gimnàstic 3–5 FT Istaso
Cultúra Calzacon 0–0 Llamas Texidor (1–0 AET)
Ciuredor Orden 0–0 Progresso CF (0–0 AET) (4–3 pen.)
AC Simón Paravar 4–1 Cuidad Senzapa
Siete Onze Espato 1–1 Llaro Marín (1–3 AET)
Alumbrados 0–0 Laguna de Léon (0–0 AET) (3–1 pen.)
Daring Monvador 1–1 El Chilamatos (1–1 AET) (3–1 pen.)
Rápido Raití 1–0 PK Xicocomitán
Urzagui CF-72 2–3 Dinamo Iragartze
Villa Guadratal 3–1 Comuna Cailon
Skelinga Santa Clares 2–2 Reyes Católicos (2–2 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Los Anasticios 3–3 Bocas del Toro (3–3 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Nómada 3–2 Toro Reyes
Deportivo Torente 1–1 Urbo Polibio (3–1 AET)
von Steteren Germaniká 1–2 RCD La Constancia
Depportivo Tapa 1–4 Flamencos
Distrito Roldán 2–2 Sorcia (2–2 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Finca Cailon 0–3 Senzapa de Oro
Späristas 1–2 Chapulineros
Sarrazenos 1–1 Boca Cielo (2–2 AET) (1–2 pen.)
Tenís de Tacranza 2–0 611 Rosado
Arcángel 1–0 SC Alcaraiso
Urugaiko 1–3 Edicto de Fe
Lertxun Iparra 3–1 Entenza AS
Los Pozos de Herrera 1–2 Pumas
RCD Calzacon 2–0 Albaviedo
Las Navas de Talosa 0–4 Unión Cuara
Flechas Azules 2–3 Unión Tapa
Cuidad Yaya 1–2 Venustianos

Third Round

SC Horcontitos 1–2 Venustianos
Rápido Raití 5–2 CF Lipa
El Ejército 1–2 Villa Guadratal
RCD La Constancia 3–1 KA Iparra
Hielo Permanante 3–1 1492 Carranza
Skelinga Santa Clares 0–1 Asociación Olaya
Colegio Nísa 2–3 Ciuredor Orden
Tenís de Tacranza 4–1 Langile Konplexua
Cartagonova 1–3 Escandinavos
SC Torre Espinaquer 1–0 Sardíneros
Arcángel 1–4 Atléta Idal
Luis de Lunar IX 1–0 Partisanos
Flamencos 1–0 Dinamo Iragartze
Nómada 0–1 Nacionál SP
El Mizona 2–0 Antigüaya
Castaliá Guadatral 1–4 Olimpika
Chapulineros 2–1 Tortugas Linio
Edicto de Fe 1–0 Taíno
Senzapa de Oro 1–0 SC Cañazas
Goya Tacranza 5–2 Barrachina-Itxa
Bolivaro 4–2 Cáfunda
SC Reten 2–3 Bocas del Toro
Sociedad Ciuredor 3–3 Lertxun Iparra (4–3 AET)
Capitán Belmoro 1–2 Daring Monvador
Tamarindica Muna 2–3 Distrito Roldán
Cebra Cebras 3–0 Esqueletos
Cuba Tapalupé 0–1 SC Metetí
Alumbrados 4–3 Cultúra Calzacon
FT Istaso 3–3 Huayna Colombino (4–3 AET)
Unión Tapa 1–0 AC Simón Paravar
Deportivo Torente 2–1 CF Blay de Sant Roman
Erresistentzia 2–3 Unión Cuara
Aserrío de Garriché 1–0 Ciclistas Aticenta
Equipo Muna 1–1 El Rinoceronte (2–1 AET)
RCD Calzacon 2–2 Mejillones Lipa (3–2 AET)
RC Olentzaro 5–2 Unuio Reten
Chile-33 4–1 Llaro Marín
Sindicato Torente 2–4 Unuio Alaiz
JS Solistahuacan 0–1 Telmo-Léao
Boca Cielo 1–0 Costello Raití
Ciudad Cuahtémoc 1–1 Pumas (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Masvidal Toyan 5–2 Atlético Riba
Blanco Horizonte 1–0 Gimnástico Calcazon
Pelóta San Mérito 2–2 Intramura (3–2 AET)

Fourth Round

Académico 1–0 Deportivo Sixtus IV
RCD La Constancia 2–5 Macarada Gaona
Reconquista 3–3 Juventoyan (4–3 AET)
Edicto de Fe 1–1 Rebelión Hernandados (1–2 AET)
Florentino 1–3 AC Sezalco
Argón Tacranza 2–2 AS Tonalá (3–4 AET)
Benemérito 2–1 Humberto
Telmo-Léao 5–0 Luis de Lunar IX
FT Istaso 2–3 SC Pedregal
Nacionál SP 7–2 La Milega AC
Bocas del Toro 0–1 Xicoa
Boca Cielo 0–1 Gimnástico Chichiguina
Distrito Roldán 0–1 Real Gardaresso
Urbo Ibaeta 1–2 Serpentina
Aliantza Iparra 0–0 Racing Guadatral (2–0 AET)
Asociación Olaya 3–3 Tenís de Tacranza (4–3 AET)
Unuio Alaiz 2–0 Escandinavos
Unuiĝinta 1–0 Ciuredor Orden
Equipo Caimán 3–2 Conviviencia
Argentinako 2–1 Cebra Cebras
AS Matiguás 2–4 Peru Urzagui
SC Bravo Cuahjuluca 4–1 Polibio
Goya Tacranza 0–1 Chapulineros
Comitán Argente 0–1 Estudiantes Tacranza
Demokrito 1–2 Cisne Senzapa
Motozintla 1–0 Internacional CF
Pelotón 2–0 Ciupa Azul
Las Guías Oriente 2–1 Sporta Ibaeta
Índigo Huayna 2–1 SC Metetí
Blanco Horizonte 2–0 Pelóta San Anreso
RC Olentzaro 2–2 El Mizona (2–2 AET) (1–3 pen.)
Rápido Raití 5–3 Daring Monvador
Chile-33 0–2 Ascension San Pasito
Erreal Tiresias 1–2 RCD Calzacon
Aserrío de Garriché 1–3 Alumbrados
Atlético Lipa 3–1 Bolivaro
SC Raití 4–2 FT Orazun
San Joaxha 3–1 Tumuloa Xico
SC Torre Espinaquer 2–1 Fábrika Tapalupé
Villa Guadratal 0–2 Pitxi-Pitxi 77
Caballero AC 0–2 Cooperativa
Resplendiente 0–1 Equipo Muna
Continente Tulan 0–0 Universitario (1–1 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Olimpika 2–3 Unión Tapa
Alianza Tirinto 3–0 Galaxía
AS Ferrocarril 5–2 CF Arradura
Haïtiens 2–3 Racquette-22
Independiencia 1–0 Acacoyagua
Flamencos 1–2 Chazapañol
Petrolero 1–2 Atléta Idal
Inter Raití 1–2 Naranja
Pingüinos 0–0 Senzapa de Oro (0–0 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Fortuna Tulan 2–0 Jaguar Ixtacomitán
Páramos 0–1 Irregulares Quetodino
Atléta Reten 1–0 SC Azcarreta
Tequiloa 2–0 Masvidal Toyan
Polo Sur 3–0 Pumas
Correcaminos 0–1 Socrates
El Quetan CF 4–2 Venustianos
Sociedad Ciuredor 1–3 Cóndor Sezalco
Unión Cuara 1–2 CF Frantxizko-A
Atlás Ciuredor 1–0 Deportivo Torente
Hielo Permanante 2–0 KKA Bixintxo
Los Miñeros 1–2 Pelóta San Mérito

Fifth Round

Unuiĝinta 1–1 Rápido Raití (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
AS Ferrocarril 1–0 Ascension San Pasito
Benemérito 0–1 Atléta Reten
SC Raití 2–1 Unuio Alaiz
Cóndor Sezalco 3–1 Peru Urzagui
Reconquista 3–1 Atlético Lipa
Rebelión Hernandados 1–0 RCD Calzacon
Argentinako 1–0 Nacionál SP
Blanco Horizonte 2–2 Xicoa (3–2 AET)
Socrates 2–1 Alianza Tirinto
Naranja 0–1 SC Torre Espinaquer
Índigo Huayna 5–0 Hielo Permanante
Fortuna Tulan 3–1 SC Pedregal
Alumbrados 2–0 Pelotón
Estudiantes Tacranza 1–0 Atléta Idal
Motozintla 2–0 RC Olentzaro
Macarada Gaona 2–5 Telmo-Léao
Chapulineros 0–1 Racquette-22
Unión Tapa 1–2 Aliantza Iparra
SC Bravo Cuahjuluca 1–0 Serpentina
Senzapa de Oro 2–3 Cisne Senzapa
Polo Sur 1–0 Pelóta San Mérito
Equipo Caimán 1–0 AS Tonalá
Real Gardaresso 1–0 Tequiloa
Pitxi-Pitxi 77 1–1 Chazapañol (1–1 AET) (1–3 pen.)
Atlás Ciuredor 5–2 CF Frantxizko-A
Equipo Muna 1–0 Gimnástico Chichiguina
AC Sezalco 4–1 Universitario
Independiencia 3–1 San Joaxha
El Quetan CF 5–1 Las Guías Oriente
Cooperativa 3–1 Académico
Irregulares Quetodino 0–1 Asociación Olaya

Six rounds including a preliminary will have done for many of the 2- 3- and 4-Sección clubs hoping for a bit of glory as we get down to the nitty gritty of the latter rounds, which officially begins with the 32-club sixth round. Already fallen by the wayside are the Really Big Two - CFF, The Golds, knocked out in the fifth against another of the big-10, Atlás; while Pixti-Pitxi 77, on their way to the first ever national title, also drop in the fifth following a home shoot-out defeat to top flight and state rivals Chazapañol from the state capital Alcaraiso. It's been a poor Copa so far for the 10-Nacional; Real Gardaresso join fellow Antivadorios Atlás in the next round, while Florentino, Argón Tacranza, Resplendiente, Acacoyagua and Fábrika Tapalupé all fall in the fourth round, the entry point for the top flight teams across all states.

Sixth Round

Socrates 5–2 Atlás Ciuredor
Independiencia 3–1 Atléta Reten
Chazapañol 1–0 Equipo Caimán
SC Bravo Cuahjuluca 2–3 El Quetan CF
Asociación Olaya 0–0 Fortuna Tulan (0–0 AET) (5–4 pen.)
AC Sezalco 2–2 Alumbrados (3–3 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Cisne Senzapa 1–4 Cóndor Sezalco
Estudiantes Tacranza 2–2 Racquette-22 (2–3 AET)
SC Torre Espinaquer 2–5 Polo Sur
Aliantza Iparra 0–1 Rebelión Hernandados
Cooperativa 3–2 Índigo Huayna
Argentinako 1–0 Equipo Muna
Real Gardaresso 0–0 SC Raití (0–1 AET)
Reconquista 1–0 Blanco Horizonte
AS Ferrocarril 3–3 Telmo-Léao (3–4 AET)
Motozintla 4–2 Rápido Raití

Seventh Round

Independiencia 1–0 Racquette-22
Telmo-Léao 1–0 AC Sezalco
Rebelión Hernandados 3–1 Polo Sur
Socrates 2–3 El Quetan CF
Reconquista 1–0 Argentinako
Cóndor Sezalco 1–0 Asociación Olaya
Motozintla 0–1 SC Raití
Chazapañol 0–1 Cooperativa


SC Raití 4–2 Independiencia
Telmo-Léao 1–3 Cooperativa
Reconquista 0–1 El Quetan CF
Rebelión Hernandados 3–2 Cóndor Sezalco

Atlás Ciuredor and Real Gardaresso, the last of the Big Ten, both go out at the sixth round stage in a total wipeout for the 10-Nacional, but in one of the toughest cup competitions in the Wide Enness Ocean, that is nothing uncommon and makes this competition also one of the most loved. Only one non-top flight team however makes it to the quarterfinals, Telmo-Léao, also going strong in 2-Sección of the Puezan state championship, finally falling to Cooperativa.


Cooperativa 3–4 El Quetan CF
SC Raití 1–1 Rebelión Hernandados

El Quetan CF 5–2 Cooperativa (Agg. 9-5)
Rebelión Hernandados 0–2 SC Raití (Agg. 1-3)

So it is an all-Guastenango final as SC Raití overcome the odds to beat Rebelión, whilst El Quetan might hope for an impressive fourth cup triumph after eliminating the favourites at this stage, Cooperativa, in a fairly ding-dong attacking battle. SC have only won the cup on one occasion and, like El Quetan, are coming to the end of a drab season in the state championship, where both will finish in mid-table; this final is not one to whet the appetites of the wider world, but nonetheless, 'de Oro' - the final of the Copa Tequilo - is a great occasion anticipated throughout the country and great pride is attached to a cup triumph: it has up until now of course been the only competition which pits all sides across the country against one another. No-one ever pretended it was the national title - well, apart from that one time, of course - but even so, it has always been the pinnacle of pitxi achievement. Great excitement follows - but will the game live up to expectations?


Copa Tequilo : de Oro

SC Raití 1-2 El Quetan CF H/T 1-0
@ Estadio Cuahtémoc, Huayna-Comitán, Guastenango. Attendance 72,305

Goals: Davide Pazos 33' | Quri Pinchi-Caipa 52' Roman Troncoso 81'

Player of the match: Quri Pinchi-Caipa
Booked: Amaro Chacón, Felipe Sotolongo | Damián Hanto, Cristian Escribano

Player Ratings
SC Raití				El Quetan CF

Matias Caldas [7.5] Baltasar Ares [6.4] Match Statistics
Oliveiro [8.0] Taki'Illariq Reza [7.5]
Amaro Chacón [8.2] Yuraq Guañuna Noboa [7.3]sub Poss (%): 51/49
Ganiz Coutelarre [8.8] Damián Hanto [9.2] Shots: 17-19
Noa Aguiar-Okllo [9.0] Antigono Epalza [9.2] On Target: 9-7
Llounguís Figueredo [8.5] Cristian Escribano [8.3] Pass Comp(%): 81-74
Felipe Sotolongo [7.0] Caetano Marin [9.8] Corners: 8-7
Davide Pazos [8.9](1)sub Quri. Pinchi-Caipa [9.9](1)sub Fouls: 11-9
Pumacaja Caldeira [7.7] Mendo Davila [7.5] Yellow cards: 2-2
Umiña Ccahuantico [7.2] Quentin de Pena [8.4]sub Reds: 0
Tutayan [8.6] Roman Troncoso [9.7](1)

Subs Used Subs Used
Siyaya Manco Olaya [6.3] Auquiyayasi Huanca [7.3]
Aarón Zoido [6.3]
Anibal Troche [4.8]

El Tano Triumph At The Cuahtémoc
SC Raití 1-2 El Quetan CF

Qurichulpi Pinchi-Caipa took control of the Copa Tequilo finale to hand-deliver an impressive fourth cup win for El Quetan CF in the all-Guastenango de Oro at the Estadio Cuahtémoc in Huayna-Comitán. Cancelling out young Davide Pazos' first half goal after a nightmare fumble by El Tano keeper Baltasar Ares, Pinchi-Caipa stepped up to pull all the strings in a masterful display of attacking midfieldery, one that surely will alert the selectors for Los Pitxileros as they prepare for life after the World Cup. Pazos, already capped by his country, becomes the youngest player to score in the cup final as SC Raití got their noses in front in the first half, in a close fought tactical battle. This was a fascinating encounter between two teams who have disappointed in the state championships this season, but both showed enough in the free-flowing final here to suggest they can do much, much better.

With SC ahead at the break, El Quetan coach Quriwayra had his team switch to a higher press in the second half, pulling off centre back Yuraq Guañuna Noboa and shifting things around, with Auquiyayasi Huanca brought on to provide more fluid advancement from defensive positions. This paid dividends early, compressing play and closing down space in which to operate - the perfect environment for the combative and tricky Pinchi-Caipa to get about people, harrass midfielders and defenders, and generally make a nuisance of himself. Very soon into the second half he hit the equaliser and from that point there seemed only one winner, although SC were still proving a menace on rare counter-attacks, with Tutayan and Pumacaja Caldeira showing a turn of pace to trouble El Quetan's fluid back five. But you could feel El Tano's hand on the cup and when Roman Troncoso picked up a loose pass from Chacón under pressure from Pinchi-Caipa, he placed a perfect curving shot into the top far corner beyond SC keeper Matias Caldas' reach - giving El Quetan a lead which would not be overcome. Tamarindian team captain Damián Hanto lifted the de Oro trophy as his team booked a place in the IFCF Cup Winners Cup.
Last edited by Tequilo on Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:39 am, edited 2 times in total.
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