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Skyhooked
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AL as YN's soldier.

Postby Skyhooked » Sat Jul 18, 2020 11:54 am

Imagine, that leader of above nation became a soldier of your nation. What would be the reaction of YN's military officer/drill sergeant/soldier or someone from military personell?

AN: "Where the heck is this guy from Nonexistville? Alright, if he doesn't show up, we gonna start exercises without him."-Man-at-arms.
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Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!


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Shawn Bjornson officially proclaims, that Vicarius Dei Edgar, who oppressed our people for 25 years, was a heretic, and thus, we shall let our old grudges go and officially forgive christianity! Even before this, we let them have equal right and opportunities and freedom from all and any discrimination, because our cause demanded it! But now, it's because we truly feel that way!

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Remulia
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Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:57 pm

"A gentleman and the leader of an anarchy belongs now to our army? that's interesting: maybe he wants to learn better tacticts to fight against his enemies, who are we to dennied him that?"
—A general.
The factbooks are being rewritten, if you have a sugestion, PM me, please. I will be grateful about your help.

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The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Minskiev
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Postby Minskiev » Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:59 pm

Wait, WHO enlisted?
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:22 pm

"Ivan, are you interested in being a general or working on scientific ventures?"
-King Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kehrer IV
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We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 8 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Another Video of Parliament Brawl Goes Viral| Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

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Coryanhafflaruda
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Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Sun Jul 19, 2020 2:34 am

Alastair really reminds me of Shawn, while he needs not be late again for our drill, he's a pretty excellent leader for his troops.

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Remulia
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Postby Remulia » Sun Jul 19, 2020 6:53 pm

"If she thinks that she would made an excelent Remulian soldier....she's right: She has everything to be part of our military forces"
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A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Greater Victora
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Postby Greater Victora » Sun Jul 19, 2020 7:21 pm

"When the Lord-Emperor himself brought Kamile before my Platoon I questioned his actions. My Platoon was no place for recruits or ordinary soldiers. We were veterans, witnesses to more battles than we could count. It would not be long before I discovered that the Emperor was not without purpose. Kamile has seen war before and it shows. And I must admit, it was a great honor to serve alongside her." - Imperial Veteran Lieutenant
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Ithallis
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Postby Ithallis » Sun Jul 19, 2020 7:31 pm

"SUCK IN THAT GUT PHOENIX! You're in the real world now! As a soldier of the Federation of Ithallis, you are ready to stand guard against the aggression of Negena. Make no mistake, the Empire has and WILL try our defenses. Stay alert, and you just might survive."
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Ithallians are the definition of unconquerable. They are bound by a brotherhood that can only be forged in a war, for Ithallians, all of them, know the cost of freedom. As long as you respect them and are faithful in your dealings with them, Ithallians will treat you like a member of that family. If not...they don't tend to leave survivors...

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Tolopel
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Founded: Apr 23, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tolopel » Sun Jul 19, 2020 7:34 pm

I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY NONSENSE, PRIVATE!
DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!
-Sargent Brussels
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Ithallis
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Postby Ithallis » Sun Jul 19, 2020 7:35 pm

"AYE, SIR!"

(Vyndor proceeds to bust out 60 pushups.)
:clap:
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Ithallians are the definition of unconquerable. They are bound by a brotherhood that can only be forged in a war, for Ithallians, all of them, know the cost of freedom. As long as you respect them and are faithful in your dealings with them, Ithallians will treat you like a member of that family. If not...they don't tend to leave survivors...

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Doreania
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Founded: Jul 08, 2020
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Postby Doreania » Sun Jul 19, 2020 7:38 pm

Well, there isn't any information about their leader. None at all.
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The Bright Hand Imperium
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Postby The Bright Hand Imperium » Sun Jul 19, 2020 7:41 pm

Tolopel wrote:I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY NONSENSE, PRIVATE!
DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!
-Sargent Brussels


"We conquer entire planets with billions of defenders and walk around in giant tanks with legs blowing stuff up. This guy's gonna be like a wet loaf of bread at the business end of an E-11 rifle."
-2Lt Dav Riggs, 22nd Mechanized Infantry, Bright Imperial Army

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Ditto.
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La Montevideo
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Postby La Montevideo » Sun Jul 19, 2020 9:00 pm

Doreania wrote:Well, there isn't any information about their leader. None at all.

this applies to me for AN.
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun Jul 19, 2020 9:01 pm

I know very little about Jair, but I'm just going to guess he will be more than competent.
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 8 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Another Video of Parliament Brawl Goes Viral| Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Coryanhafflaruda
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Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Sun Jul 19, 2020 9:02 pm

He's quite drunk but he has the enthusiasm to train as one, so kind of a trade off at least..

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Surrealist Patagonia
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Postby Surrealist Patagonia » Sun Jul 19, 2020 9:03 pm

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun Jul 19, 2020 9:06 pm

Konrad would be required to undergo rigorous therapeutic treatment while he worked as a top general.
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 8 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Another Video of Parliament Brawl Goes Viral| Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Greater Victora
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Founded: Nov 27, 2017
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Postby Greater Victora » Sun Jul 19, 2020 9:11 pm

"This strange little man has not yet died like we all assumed he would. While he isn't the most effective soldier, it is a remarkable feat that this lunatic has remained unscathed. As it stands, he is neither supportive of nor detrimental to our actions. However I will note that resources spent on him would be better spent on more efficient soldiers." - Imperial Colonel
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La Montevideo
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Postby La Montevideo » Sun Jul 19, 2020 9:15 pm

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:I know very little about Jair, but I'm just going to guess he will be more than competent.

Trust me, he's not.
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun Jul 19, 2020 9:20 pm

La Montevideo wrote:
Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:I know very little about Jair, but I'm just going to guess he will be more than competent.

Trust me, he's not.
/skip

Oop.
In the case of Alastair, what he lacks in competence will be made up for in enthusiasm.
/skip
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 8 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Another Video of Parliament Brawl Goes Viral| Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Greater Victora
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Postby Greater Victora » Sun Jul 19, 2020 9:22 pm

/STILLME BY THE WAY
Telegram me things you want me to put in the "Codex Imperialis"
NS Stats are for nerds. I don't use them and neither should you. With that said, according to this index, the Victoran Empire is a Tier 10, Level 8, Type 9 civilization with a Power Comparator of 3.9
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Postby Nacrad » Sun Jul 19, 2020 9:26 pm

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun Jul 19, 2020 9:28 pm

"He's...somehow more competent than the rest of our military combined."
-King Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kehrer IV
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 8 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Another Video of Parliament Brawl Goes Viral| Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Surrealist Patagonia
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Postby Surrealist Patagonia » Sun Jul 19, 2020 9:30 pm

"He is practically an useless asset when it comes to dealing with our type of warfare. This is irregular warfare and not the conventional type of WWII. He is good with a gun but is he good at blending in and stealth?"
~ Hajj Ali al-Skorzeny, Director of the Paladin Brotherhood


EDITING...

"Who- scheisse, who let him into our rank?! Get the initiator on the phone, I would not let a depressed drunkard jeopardize our mission!"
~ Hajj Ali al-Skorzeny, Director of the Paladin Brotherhood
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The Surrealist Confederacy of Patagonia ~~~ Mad Max vehicles, orgies and parties, avant-garde art, futurism, syndicalism, the New Man, general strikes, the glorification of violence, spiritual nationalism, esoteric occultism, CIA spooks, Spartanian homosexuality, public sodomy, and more
    Triomphe du Surréalisme (1968)
  • 1, 2, and 3 teaser for something that is in no way related to the sane Patron path in shape or form :)
  • For every good reply, Dirlewanger will spare a child. Starting now: 34

Vox Populi: 50 Japanese Tatenokai militias mobilized by Mishima's order to cease Blackshirts' pogrom of Jews and Serbs. Heavy fighting ensues in Puerto Soleil. Escalation of unrest has been dubbed the "new normal" in Patagonia.

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