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HUElavia
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Founded: Jun 04, 2015
Anarchy

AN GF/BF (III)

Postby HUElavia » Mon Jul 13, 2020 12:52 pm

Yes, it's time for another one of these. Here's a link for if you don't know what this meme is. Feel free to use factbooks, dispatches, or info of the above nation's page to make up a common girlfriend or boyfriend from the AN.

Since nobody is above me, I guess I'll have to wait.
Official Factbook
Pro: Left-Libertarian, Christian Left, Respect of all Religions, Science, US-Cuba Relations, Israel-Palestine Harmony, EU
Anti: Religious Fundamentalism, Christian Right, War, Authoritarian dictatorships, Science Denial, Terrorists of any kind, Euroskeptics
Economic: -2.13, Social: -5.33
ENFJ/Neutral Good
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Karakalpak Republic
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Posts: 4
Founded: Jul 02, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Karakalpak Republic » Mon Jul 13, 2020 1:00 pm

AN BF:
  • Loves watching rally events
  • Either a Catholic or Protestant, more of a Cultural Christian in both cases.
  • Knows at least 4 languages, but often more
  • Fit but not skinny, exercises regularly
  • Plays football in local stadium in weekends
  • ''Anon, I have a significant Hueti (Quechua) heritage!''
The Sovereign Land of Karakalpakstan
|Overview|The Revolutionary Directorate|
No‘kis Gazeta (Nukus Newspaper), August 15, 2020: Tourism industry to be gradually reopened due of economic damage from pandemic. However, only specialized tours are allowed to operate so far, and only citizens of some countries can travel (with restrictions), mostly Karakalpakstan's partner countries.
Karakalpakstan non-canon BurgSys path - Islamists take over, but power is usurped by a lunatic, anthrax is secretly weaponized, and attempts to stir WW3 are made. If successful, Xorazm region is annexed, and Urgench is shelled by anthrax ammo

NS stats were blown away by the dust storms of Aral

Not sure if should keep only two factbooks

Want to know more about Karapalks? Here is a nice start

Simply Moi

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Teienshi
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Posts: 31
Founded: May 21, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Teienshi » Mon Jul 13, 2020 1:45 pm

Karakalpak GF:
  • Loves spa days
  • Speaks three languages
  • Knows at least 4 languages, but often more
  • "We have to save the Aral Sea, Anon"
  • Not soft due to labor in the farms and mines
Last edited by Teienshi on Mon Jul 13, 2020 1:46 pm, edited 1 time in total.
We do not use NS Stats, policies, or otherwise. Plesse only judge us by what is in our factbooks.

A maritime city-state and former British colony located in the Sea of Japan. Notable features include a unique Anglo-Japanese culture, a powerhouse economy driven by banking, tourism and trade, strict laws concerning cleanliness and car ownership, and Swiss-style direct democracy.



Same person as The-Chinese-Federation, though keep in mind they take place in separate continuities.

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Marsoslavia
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Posts: 83
Founded: Mar 25, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Marsoslavia » Mon Jul 13, 2020 2:04 pm

Teienshi BF:
> Loves reading manga
> Extremely capitalist
> "Anona, let's do some Judo, then eat bento!"
A nation of slavic Mars' colonists, who escaped from the nuclear apocalypse of Earth. We have not a Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism (and we will never be gay). Our ideology is a mix of Monarchism, Titoism (with some acceptable elements of capitalism) and Pan-Slavic nationalism.
The nation doesn't represent my views. It's 0% political.
Current year: 2170.


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Marsoslavia
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Founded: Mar 25, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Marsoslavia » Tue Jul 14, 2020 2:52 am

/bump
A nation of slavic Mars' colonists, who escaped from the nuclear apocalypse of Earth. We have not a Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism (and we will never be gay). Our ideology is a mix of Monarchism, Titoism (with some acceptable elements of capitalism) and Pan-Slavic nationalism.
The nation doesn't represent my views. It's 0% political.
Current year: 2170.


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Nacrad
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Posts: 760
Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Tue Jul 14, 2020 3:08 am

Marsoslav BF:

> "Ayo, cheeki breeki v damke!"
> Drinks vodka
> Thinks Earth is a shithole (it kind of is ngl)
> Stereotypical slavic tough dude
A 14 civilization (6-0-5), according to this index.
Wuhan Pneumonia: Total: 4,328; Recovered: 4,287; Dead: 41; New cases: 0; Active cases: 0 [15 days without new cases]
WAR:Front re-established ~60 km from Nanchang, heavy shelling of Nanchang restarts
NEWS:14/08/2020 (FRI) | Nanchang denies peace talks with Nacrad, says "we refuse to negotiate with capitalist dogs" | President orders restart of nuclear programme, cites Chinese and Indian threats | Nacrad accused of "capitalising on the illegal occupation of Kongsi" due to Riverfort-Ji'an Express
Riverfort 35/29°C | Amoy 37/31°C | Taipei 36/28°C

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Karakalpak Republic
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Posts: 4
Founded: Jul 02, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Karakalpak Republic » Tue Jul 14, 2020 5:35 am

AN GF:
  • Mostly Nacradian, although has significant Yue heritage
  • Either a Christian or Sunni Muslim
  • Most likely has served in military at some point
  • Recites pledge of allegiance to show patriotism
  • Keenly interested about Nacrad's space program
  • ''Anon, the Slaver-Abolitionist war was justified!''
The Sovereign Land of Karakalpakstan
|Overview|The Revolutionary Directorate|
No‘kis Gazeta (Nukus Newspaper), August 15, 2020: Tourism industry to be gradually reopened due of economic damage from pandemic. However, only specialized tours are allowed to operate so far, and only citizens of some countries can travel (with restrictions), mostly Karakalpakstan's partner countries.
Karakalpakstan non-canon BurgSys path - Islamists take over, but power is usurped by a lunatic, anthrax is secretly weaponized, and attempts to stir WW3 are made. If successful, Xorazm region is annexed, and Urgench is shelled by anthrax ammo

NS stats were blown away by the dust storms of Aral

Not sure if should keep only two factbooks

Want to know more about Karapalks? Here is a nice start

Simply Moi

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Surrealist Patagonia
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Posts: 27
Founded: Oct 07, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Surrealist Patagonia » Tue Jul 14, 2020 5:40 am

Karakalpak GF:
> Wears a very beautiful traditional bridal dress
> Her parents lives in a yurt and it's her first time in living in the cities with you
> "Are you sure that she wasn't kidnapped by her brothers for marriage like Kyrgz women?" ~ me, probably
> Karakalpak mail-order brides
> Has both Turkic and Russian features
> "Don't you insult my clan and family, anon! I will behead you if you do..."
> Moderate Muslim after years of Soviet indoctrination
Last edited by Surrealist Patagonia on Tue Jul 14, 2020 5:44 am, edited 1 time in total.
The Surrealist Confederacy of Patagonia ~~~ Mad Max vehicles, orgies and parties, avant-garde art, futurism, syndicalism, the New Man, general strikes, the glorification of violence, spiritual nationalism, esoteric occultism, CIA spooks, Spartanian homosexuality, public sodomy, and more
    Triomphe du Surréalisme (1968)
  • 1, 2, and 3 teaser for something that is in no way related to the sane Patron path in shape or form :)
  • For every good reply, Dirlewanger will spare a child. Starting now: 34

Vox Populi: 50 Japanese Tatenokai militias mobilized by Mishima's order to cease Blackshirts' pogrom of Jews and Serbs. Heavy fighting ensues in Puerto Soleil. Escalation of unrest has been dubbed the "new normal" in Patagonia.

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Kuborano
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Posts: 3
Founded: Jul 07, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Kuborano » Tue Jul 14, 2020 5:58 am

Patagonia BF:
  • Wears nipple clamps under a fishnet tanktop on the first date
  • Spikes his own drink on purpose
  • Only listens to Beatles music played backwards because he likes the satanic messages
  • Sometimes likes to use the term "Yolo" in a post-ironic fashion
  • "The idea of being a boyfriend is a spook", will cheat on you
A 17.8 civilization,
according to this index.
Kuborano is made up of the cube-people and the frog-folk who live together in symbiotic harmony.
Pro: Democracy, Diplomacy, Friendship, Strength, Environment ~~~ Anti: Corruption, Pollution, Autocracy, Sphere-People
Our factbook has info on cube-person & frog-folk physiology, our military, our leader Prime Minister Ruĝa and the grand tale of our glorious nation. And lots of pictures too.

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Marsoslavia
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Founded: Mar 25, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Marsoslavia » Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:45 pm

Kuborano BF:
> "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
> Frog.
> Serves in military, but doesn't call for Beta Uprising. Or eventually works as a builder.
Last edited by Marsoslavia on Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:46 pm, edited 1 time in total.
A nation of slavic Mars' colonists, who escaped from the nuclear apocalypse of Earth. We have not a Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism (and we will never be gay). Our ideology is a mix of Monarchism, Titoism (with some acceptable elements of capitalism) and Pan-Slavic nationalism.
The nation doesn't represent my views. It's 0% political.
Current year: 2170.


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Teienshi
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Posts: 31
Founded: May 21, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Teienshi » Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:50 pm

Marsoslavia wrote:Kuborano BF:
> "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
> Frog.
> Serves in military, but doesn't call for Beta Uprising. Or eventually works as a builder.


Marsoslavia GF:
-"Do me like you're doing the dedovshchina, anon!"
-"What do you mean my ideology makes no sense? YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE, ANON!"
-Good with a rifle
-Really, REALLY likes the color red (and sometimes very very reddish-orange)
-Wants to date outside her ethnicity to encourage not having another civil war
We do not use NS Stats, policies, or otherwise. Plesse only judge us by what is in our factbooks.

A maritime city-state and former British colony located in the Sea of Japan. Notable features include a unique Anglo-Japanese culture, a powerhouse economy driven by banking, tourism and trade, strict laws concerning cleanliness and car ownership, and Swiss-style direct democracy.



Same person as The-Chinese-Federation, though keep in mind they take place in separate continuities.

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Karakalpak Republic
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Posts: 4
Founded: Jul 02, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Karakalpak Republic » Wed Jul 15, 2020 1:09 am

AN BF:
  • Japanese, but doesn't hate Koreans or Chinese
  • Sometimes hums the national anthem, which sounds similar to an English folk song
  • Most likely 5'7" tall
  • Probably from Denkishima or Midori-chō neighborhood
  • Apolitical at first glance, but can go on political rants if enough drinks are consumed
  • ''Anon, cultural appropriation is a bad thing!''
Last edited by Karakalpak Republic on Wed Jul 15, 2020 1:12 am, edited 1 time in total.
The Sovereign Land of Karakalpakstan
|Overview|The Revolutionary Directorate|
No‘kis Gazeta (Nukus Newspaper), August 15, 2020: Tourism industry to be gradually reopened due of economic damage from pandemic. However, only specialized tours are allowed to operate so far, and only citizens of some countries can travel (with restrictions), mostly Karakalpakstan's partner countries.
Karakalpakstan non-canon BurgSys path - Islamists take over, but power is usurped by a lunatic, anthrax is secretly weaponized, and attempts to stir WW3 are made. If successful, Xorazm region is annexed, and Urgench is shelled by anthrax ammo

NS stats were blown away by the dust storms of Aral

Not sure if should keep only two factbooks

Want to know more about Karapalks? Here is a nice start

Simply Moi

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Etugen
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Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 02, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Etugen » Wed Jul 15, 2020 4:37 am

Karakalpak Republic wrote:
AN BF:
  • Japanese, but doesn't hate Koreans or Chinese
  • Sometimes hums the national anthem, which sounds similar to an English folk song
  • Most likely 5'7" tall
  • Probably from Denkishima or Midori-chō neighborhood
  • Apolitical at first glance, but can go on political rants if enough drinks are consumed
  • ''Anon, cultural appropriation is a bad thing!''


Karakalpak GF:
- Don't call me Uzbek ever again!
- Let's fight with global warming together and save the Aral Sea.
- Bring my horse.

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HUElavia
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Posts: 1162
Founded: Jun 04, 2015
Anarchy

Postby HUElavia » Wed Jul 15, 2020 3:14 pm

Etugin GF:
>Worships the Leader and a Deity on the side
>Lives in fear for her and her family's life
>Shoots targets in the military as a way to cope with life
>Owns a decent amount of firearms in her room
>Probably will join the Police Force to get a better life for herself and her family
Official Factbook
Pro: Left-Libertarian, Christian Left, Respect of all Religions, Science, US-Cuba Relations, Israel-Palestine Harmony, EU
Anti: Religious Fundamentalism, Christian Right, War, Authoritarian dictatorships, Science Denial, Terrorists of any kind, Euroskeptics
Economic: -2.13, Social: -5.33
ENFJ/Neutral Good
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Marsoslavia
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Posts: 83
Founded: Mar 25, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Marsoslavia » Wed Jul 15, 2020 3:45 pm

HUElavia BF:
> Christian, but gay
> Gays have also right to live
> Drinks soy a lot
A nation of slavic Mars' colonists, who escaped from the nuclear apocalypse of Earth. We have not a Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism (and we will never be gay). Our ideology is a mix of Monarchism, Titoism (with some acceptable elements of capitalism) and Pan-Slavic nationalism.
The nation doesn't represent my views. It's 0% political.
Current year: 2170.


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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 184
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Wed Jul 15, 2020 4:00 pm

Marsoslavia GF:

- Sometimes sarcastic
- Likes thinking about the future of space travel
- Slavic
- Supports communist values
- Hates disloyalty

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Karakalpak Republic
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Posts: 4
Founded: Jul 02, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Karakalpak Republic » Thu Jul 16, 2020 1:41 am

AN GF:
  • Slavic with Egyptian heritage
  • Explains ''Christian Satanist'' doctrine while keeping straight face
  • Resists ''Individualist Juche'' by showing altruism
  • Parents are even more extreme
  • Self-reliant economically, and owns a gun
  • ''Anon, heathens are bad!''
The Sovereign Land of Karakalpakstan
|Overview|The Revolutionary Directorate|
No‘kis Gazeta (Nukus Newspaper), August 15, 2020: Tourism industry to be gradually reopened due of economic damage from pandemic. However, only specialized tours are allowed to operate so far, and only citizens of some countries can travel (with restrictions), mostly Karakalpakstan's partner countries.
Karakalpakstan non-canon BurgSys path - Islamists take over, but power is usurped by a lunatic, anthrax is secretly weaponized, and attempts to stir WW3 are made. If successful, Xorazm region is annexed, and Urgench is shelled by anthrax ammo

NS stats were blown away by the dust storms of Aral

Not sure if should keep only two factbooks

Want to know more about Karapalks? Here is a nice start

Simply Moi

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Dozdcheny
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Posts: 1
Founded: May 10, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Dozdcheny » Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:41 am

AN BF:
> An Islam but mostly secular
> A bit tanned and strong
> Comes from farmer family
> Likely has a foreign degree
> Tries to play traditional instrument with varying degrees of success
> Likes nature
> Takes you to a long walk
The Unitary Republic of Dozdcheny
Overview/Custom NS Stats and Policies | High Inspector | Spokesperson
A PMT dictatorship situated in a post-colonialist world, not long free from the shackles of an empire. It is not looking for a pursue of liberty, but rather order and stability. Third-way economy backed by subsidized corporations, social classes ranked by eugenics, nationwide public surveillance and zealous state worship -- Dozdcheny is run by a faceless, nameless High Inspector, himself a social experiment with a goal to reject humanly fallacies. | OOC: Experimental lab for graphics and themes. Quality shitposting nation. This nation is inspired by and using photos from The Invisible Empire by Finnish photographer Juha Arvid Helminen. | Belarus equivalent of Zitravgrad's canon.

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Etugen
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Founded: Jan 02, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Etugen » Thu Jul 16, 2020 1:51 pm

Dozdcheny wrote:AN BF:
> An Islam but mostly secular
> A bit tanned and strong
> Comes from farmer family
> Likely has a foreign degree
> Tries to play traditional instrument with varying degrees of success
> Likes nature
> Takes you to a long walk

Dozdchenian GF:
- Extremely patriotic.
- "Make a wish, there is a shooting missile"
- Sometimes she glitches.
- Has improved fighting skills.

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Feyrisshire
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Posts: 107
Founded: Nov 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Feyrisshire » Thu Jul 16, 2020 2:07 pm

Etugen GF:
> Pale fair skin complexion and big tiddy GF
> Has blonde curly hair
> Likes to wear a pink sweater all the time
> Looks homely, girl-next-door appeal but still attractive
> Wears eyeglasses all the time
> Bookworm and nerd
> Loves conlanging and playing with European languages as a hobby
Unironically supports ☭FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY ANIME CATGIRL COMMUNISM☭
IC Flag | Pronouns: She/Her
~~⭐This happy song has been my good luck charm for my life!!!~UwU~❤️ Puella Magi version of "The Red Army is the Strongest!"⭐~
Froggy News| Feyrisshire to ban TikTok, will work with Chinese government| Enterprise director fired after telling cute girls to wear bikinis outdoors to prevent COVID-19| Secretary Amaryllis Chrysantemum on Hong Kong: "No comment"| FactCheck: Is sleeping with your younger and older sisters recommended to prevent COVID-19?

Free chocolate strawberry parfaits given to people with amazing F7 responses (since 19/7/2020): 13

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Marsoslavia
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Founded: Mar 25, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Marsoslavia » Thu Jul 16, 2020 2:35 pm

Feyrishirre BF:
> Cheats on you with lolis.
> Very beautiful.
> Red or green hair.
> Good at occult.
A nation of slavic Mars' colonists, who escaped from the nuclear apocalypse of Earth. We have not a Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism (and we will never be gay). Our ideology is a mix of Monarchism, Titoism (with some acceptable elements of capitalism) and Pan-Slavic nationalism.
The nation doesn't represent my views. It's 0% political.
Current year: 2170.


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Deutsche Uberreste
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Founded: May 16, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Deutsche Uberreste » Fri Jul 17, 2020 4:00 am

Marsoslavian BF:
> Has fought in the space Yugoslav wars and was deeply traumatized by it
> "Anon, there were Polish children lining up against the wall in a school. Forgive me, anon, but I shot them"
> Lanky, has unkempt mustache and hair, as well as wearing a Russian sailor shirt and Orthodox cross
> "Hey Anon, wanna go bowling?"
> Does not like Space Chetniks or Space Ustashas


BN: Do Prussian GF
✠ Deutsche Ubbereste - The German Remnants ✠

Germania Addio (1965)
Current Focus: [Rio Grande] System of Government | -10.0% stability as the Grande becomes a German-minority settler state in Brazil. Rio Grande goes with "Property rights voting and small concessions for Brazilians"

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Nacrad
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Posts: 760
Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Fri Jul 17, 2020 4:10 am

Prussian GF:

> Disciplined
> Favourite colour is Prussian Blue
> "Anon, Ostpreussen is rightful German clay!"
> Hates Polish people
A 14 civilization (6-0-5), according to this index.
Wuhan Pneumonia: Total: 4,328; Recovered: 4,287; Dead: 41; New cases: 0; Active cases: 0 [15 days without new cases]
WAR:Front re-established ~60 km from Nanchang, heavy shelling of Nanchang restarts
NEWS:14/08/2020 (FRI) | Nanchang denies peace talks with Nacrad, says "we refuse to negotiate with capitalist dogs" | President orders restart of nuclear programme, cites Chinese and Indian threats | Nacrad accused of "capitalising on the illegal occupation of Kongsi" due to Riverfort-Ji'an Express
Riverfort 35/29°C | Amoy 37/31°C | Taipei 36/28°C

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Deutsche Uberreste
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Founded: May 16, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Deutsche Uberreste » Fri Jul 17, 2020 4:11 am

Nacrad wrote:Prussian GF:

> Disciplined
> Favourite colour is Prussian Blue
> "Anon, Ostpreussen is rightful German clay!"
> Hates Polish people


East Prussia is under their control and they don't hate Poland anymore as socialist brothers :meh:
/skip
✠ Deutsche Ubbereste - The German Remnants ✠

Germania Addio (1965)
Current Focus: [Rio Grande] System of Government | -10.0% stability as the Grande becomes a German-minority settler state in Brazil. Rio Grande goes with "Property rights voting and small concessions for Brazilians"

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1149
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Fri Jul 17, 2020 4:15 am

Prussian GF
> German as main language, speaks a bit of Polish
> Lives in apartment room
> Slams door on Jehovah's Witness
> Strong work ethic but also a bit tired
> Rarely smiles, but when she does it's the purest thing ever
> Can really dance, you probably met her in a club
> Wants to get married and have children

Image


Nacrad BF:
> He goes to war and probably still is at war
> Plain, sincere, sometimes you take him as boring
> Takes you to Riverfort sometimes
> An Asian-looking guy with English or German names
> Speaks English and seems to have forgotten his mother language
> Likes noodles and curry, but picky otherwise
Last edited by Zitravgrad on Fri Jul 17, 2020 4:18 am, edited 1 time in total.
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
"OOC: 1 week left, going insane"
PMT post-revolution, nuclear-ravaged crowned republic in post-imperialism retro futuristic universe. Mixed market, social democratic oligarchy with technocratic ideals and cultural nationalism parading powerless church and monarchy. A nation of PTSD hidden under the mask of complete normalcy, while other masks are those of police state and stratocracy. Sometimes, we keep the wasteland shut and pretend it isn't there. Doing anything to cope, drugs are legal as overpriced and limited commodity and the new Roaring Twenties arrives with aesthetics, drama and depression. | Dispatch of Cats (Closed)

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