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[DRAFT] Condemn Araraukar

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[DRAFT] Condemn Araraukar

Postby Cretox State » Sun Jul 12, 2020 3:37 pm

"The vile cesspit of general scumminess known as Araraukar has been defiling the General Assembly for far too long. It's high time to bring their antics to an end."

Condemn Araraukar

Category: Moral Decency
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The Security Council,

Amazed by the ongoing efforts of the General Assembly to improve the world through legislation on a vast range of important issues, from child labor to support of the arts,

Recognizing that neither the General Assembly nor the world at large would be where they are today without the cumulative efforts of thousands of ambassadors both immortalized and long forgotten,

Appalled, however, by the continued presence of freeloading delegations who do little other than camping out on the steps of the World Assembly Headquarters to degrade new ambassadors, relegating promising legislative proposals to the dustbin of history, and grinding the wheels of international bureaucracy to a standstill,

Repudiated by the ongoing sabotage, such as that detailed above, inflicted upon the noble and benevolent General Assembly by the delegation of Araraukar,

Astonished by the fact that this nation’s delegation has yet to author a single World Assembly resolution, despite repeatedly berating other nations’ ambassadors from a position of supposed authority for most of the existence of the world as we know it,

Understanding that the nation in question has taken it upon themselves to gleefully mutilate every piece of international law they can get their hands on in disgusting “proposal vivisections,” the most damaging of which have culminated in gutted travesties such as GAR #478 “Ensuring Commercial Vessel Navigation” and GAR #480 “Wartime Healthcare Protections”, alongside many others for which the target demanded they be listed as a coauthor as a perverse reward for their sabotage, serving to both further destabilize the GA and permanently ingrain their corruption in the history of the Assembly in one fell swoop,

Knowing that the shadow government of Araraukar maintains uncomfortably close ties with Potted Plants United, and that the two nations have engaged in frequent antics which they consider a mere game to the detriment of all, such as unethically experimenting on non-consenting humans in a flagrant violation of the very principles the WA was created to uphold, for no purpose other than wasting the time of the world at large and distracting other governments from legitimate threats and more pressing matters,

Aware of Araraukar’s constant and inexcusable references to an “Olympic Organizing Committee” in nearly all of their interactions with foreign ambassadors, a most insidious practice which serves to subliminally trap other delegations under the spell of Araraukar’s incomprehensible hatred of the committees the World Assembly depends on to function, is used to repeatedly crush the hopes of promising ambassadors while attempting to shirk all responsibility, and betrays the target’s aspirations of a General Assembly authorship they know they will never have,

Recoiling at Araraukar’s long history of being represented by unprofessional “diplomats” whose behavior flies in the face of international politics and common decency, including but not limited to ongoing substance abuse, alcoholism, and provocative dancing on tables,

Bemused by the persistent laziness of the Araraukarian delegation, which has repeatedly cited being too tired, too busy, and too drunk as excuses to not perform the duties they were allegedly hired to perform, a laziness which may be the only thing preventing such vile individuals from utterly annihilating the General Assembly as recognizable today,

Adding that:
  1. the government of Araraukar has taken to exploiting its own people for sport in addition to its antics on the international scene, as aptly demonstrated when a so-called “war” between the nations of Araraukar and Potted Plants United was used as cover for the Araraukarian government to relocate a large number of people from land to be turned over to PPU as part of a trade agreement, which the government exploited to eliminate the vibrant local culture in the affected areas by dispersing the evacuated persons throughout Araraukar in an ill-disguised attempt at cultural assimilation, and
  2. the Araraukarian delegation wrote a rambling manifesto designed explicitly to undermine the World Assembly through the corruption of new ambassadors, which includes obscene discussion of private topics such as the color of soldiers' undergarments,
Determined to forever relegate this disgusting excuse of a nation to the halls of infamy within this venerable three-walled assembly, and prevent any more honorable ambassadors from falling prey to its scheming,

Hereby condemns Araraukar.

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Postby Cretox State » Sun Jul 12, 2020 3:37 pm

Reserved.

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Postby Honeydewistania » Sun Jul 12, 2020 5:18 pm

Did you ask Ara first? If so, full mega support.
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Postby Cretox State » Sun Jul 12, 2020 5:25 pm

Honeydewistania wrote:Did you ask Ara first? If so, full mega support.

OOC: Of course. They're the reason I've been able to write this thing :p

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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Sun Jul 12, 2020 10:52 pm

What is this place called the General Assembly? Oh yes, the place that keeps ignoring our (the SC’s) existence and hoarding all the stationery. :)

Seriously though this, on first read, looks pretty good. Can’t see any obvious illegalities and it reads nicely. Not sure if shenanigans in the GA is a good reason to Condemn though.
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Postby Honeydewistania » Sun Jul 12, 2020 10:58 pm

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:What is this place called the General Assembly? Oh yes, the place that keeps ignoring our (the SC’s) existence and hoarding all the stationery. :)

Seriously though this, on first read, looks pretty good. Can’t see any obvious illegalities and it reads nicely. Not sure if shenanigans in the GA is a good reason to Condemn though.

See: Tinfect
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Postby Araraukar » Sun Jul 12, 2020 11:16 pm

Cretox State wrote:
Honeydewistania wrote:Did you ask Ara first? If so, full mega support.

OOC: Of course. They're the reason I've been able to write this thing :p

OOC: Just confirming that CS got my support/permission for this. :D
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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Mon Jul 13, 2020 12:15 am

Honeydewistania wrote:
Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:What is this place called the General Assembly? Oh yes, the place that keeps ignoring our (the SC’s) existence and hoarding all the stationery. :)

Seriously though this, on first read, looks pretty good. Can’t see any obvious illegalities and it reads nicely. Not sure if shenanigans in the GA is a good reason to Condemn though.

See: Tinfect

Which mostly focusses on the IC behaviour of that nation outside the GA - this is almost exactly the inverse of that. As I said it's a good draft, but it has yet to convince me that the behaviour cited is condemnable.
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Postby Honeydewistania » Mon Jul 13, 2020 4:39 am

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:
Honeydewistania wrote:See: Tinfect

Which mostly focusses on the IC behaviour of that nation outside the GA - this is almost exactly the inverse of that. As I said it's a good draft, but it has yet to convince me that the behaviour cited is condemnable.

Huh, yeah you’re right. I still support this though
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Postby Wrapper » Mon Jul 13, 2020 6:21 am

Yes! A despicable nation indeed, one that surely deserves the ire of this council! Although... I'm not 100% sure of the legality of the acrostic. Not a moderator anymore, of course, and acrostics in and of themselves are not necessarily illegal, but not sure if today's moderators would consider that crossing the line. I like it though. :)

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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Mon Jul 13, 2020 7:40 am

Wrapper wrote:Yes! A despicable nation indeed, one that surely deserves the ire of this council! Although... I'm not 100% sure of the legality of the acrostic. Not a moderator anymore, of course, and acrostics in and of themselves are not necessarily illegal, but not sure if today's moderators would consider that crossing the line. I like it though. :)

According to this ruling from March this year (viewtopic.php?p=36807782#p36807782) it should be legal. Don’t think “Araraukar Bad” crosses the line in a Condemn. :)
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Postby Maowi » Mon Jul 13, 2020 3:38 pm

Cretox State wrote:the most damaging of which have culminated in gutted travesties such as GAR #478 “Ensuring Commercial Vessel Navigation” and GAR #480 “Wartime Healthcare Protections”

Oi! :P

Full support from me. You could include reference to the Araraukarian ambassador's consistent disrespect for World Assembly institutions, such as insisting on calling the WACC the Wine And Crouton Conference. And also maybe to the government's mysteriously close association with WA Kitty Kops, perhaps working with that delegation to lure their international counterparts into a false sense of security. Although that might be tricky to do without destroying your acrostic.

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Postby Honeydewistania » Mon Jul 13, 2020 4:07 pm

Maowi wrote:
Cretox State wrote:the most damaging of which have culminated in gutted travesties such as GAR #478 “Ensuring Commercial Vessel Navigation” and GAR #480 “Wartime Healthcare Protections”

Oi! :P

Full support from me. You could include reference to the Araraukarian ambassador's consistent disrespect for World Assembly institutions, such as insisting on calling the WACC the Wine And Crouton Conference. And also maybe to the government's mysteriously close association with WA Kitty Kops, perhaps working with that delegation to lure their international counterparts into a false sense of security. Although that might be tricky to do without destroying your acrostic.

Probably could add those to the adding clause
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Postby Cretox State » Mon Jul 13, 2020 5:27 pm

Honeydewistania wrote:Probably could add those to the adding clause

It's already at ~4500 characters, but I could probably squeak them in.
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Postby Imperium Anglorum » Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:26 pm

Pass.

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Postby Wayneactia » Mon Jul 13, 2020 10:23 pm

Hard pass.

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Harder pass. It's pretty funny though, but you should try your talents on someone more deserving.
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Postby Grays Harbor » Thu Jul 16, 2020 10:46 am

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:What is this place called the General Assembly? Oh yes, the place that keeps ignoring our (the SC’s) existence and hoarding all the stationery. :)
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We absolutely do not hoard the stationary. It’s not our fault that your shipment got lost during dimensional transfer. Go check P2TM, I heard they “found” a full container of stationary, all with a watermark of ‘SC’.
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Grays Harbor wrote:
Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:What is this place called the General Assembly? Oh yes, the place that keeps ignoring our (the SC’s) existence and hoarding all the stationery. :)
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We absolutely do not hoard the stationary. It’s not our fault that your shipment got lost during dimensional transfer. Go check P2TM, I heard they “found” a full container of stationary, all with a watermark of ‘SC’.

I remember that! I grabbed it all... and it disappeared into my sack... you will never find it...

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Postby Cretox State » Mon Jul 20, 2020 5:05 am

OOC: Bumping this.

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