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Royal Sharifistani College of Dodging (IC)

Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sat Jul 11, 2020 6:54 am

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The Royal Sharifistani College of Dodging is a military-oriented institute of further and higher education teaching Dodging,classics, Ancient Greek, Latin, Literature, religious studies, classical Arabic, a range of martial arts,PE,history, business studies, mathematics, politics, a range of languages and a range of sciences.
Participation in the Officer Training Corps is also mandatory.
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Postby Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sat Jul 11, 2020 7:44 am

Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing arrives.
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Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sat Jul 11, 2020 8:39 am

Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing arrives.

"Salaam" says Ahmed Ali Khan ,a Captain in the Officer Training Corps and the same age as him.
He is wearing an Officer Training Corps uniform and seems suspicious (though polite).
Some of the women find him attractive but as this is Sharifistan (and most Sharifistani women know how to behave) they do not show this in any way.
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Postby Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sat Jul 11, 2020 8:42 am

Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing arrives.

"Salaam" says Ahmed Ali Khan ,a Captain in the Officer Training Corps and the same age as him.
He is wearing an Officer Training Corps uniform and seems suspicious (though polite).
Some of the women find him attractive but as this is Sharifistan (and most Sharifistani women know how to behave) they do not show this in any way.

"Salami," replies Ashtreeclearing.
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Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sat Jul 11, 2020 8:48 am

Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:"Salaam" says Ahmed Ali Khan ,a Captain in the Officer Training Corps and the same age as him.
He is wearing an Officer Training Corps uniform and seems suspicious (though polite).
Some of the women find him attractive but as this is Sharifistan (and most Sharifistani women know how to behave) they do not show this in any way.

"Salami," replies Ashtreeclearing.


"I am Ahmed Ali Khan" says the OTC Captain, chuckling, "how are you?"
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Postby Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sat Jul 11, 2020 8:49 am

Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:"Salami," replies Ashtreeclearing.


"I am Ahmed Ali Khan" says the OTC Captain, chuckling, "how are you?"

"I am Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing and I am well."
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Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sat Jul 11, 2020 8:53 am

Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:
"I am Ahmed Ali Khan" says the OTC Captain, chuckling, "how are you?"

"I am Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing and I am well."


"Cool, so what do you want to do as a career when you graduate? I want to be an officer in Army Intelligence", continued Ahmed Ali Khan.
Meanwhile some female students were looking at him then looking away and blushing.
Last edited by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan on Sat Jul 11, 2020 8:55 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sat Jul 11, 2020 9:04 am

Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:"I am Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing and I am well."


"Cool, so what do you want to do as a career when you graduate? I want to be an officer in Army Intelligence", continued Ahmed Ali Khan.
Meanwhile some female students were looking at him then looking away and blushing.

"I want to be the national executioner."
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Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sat Jul 11, 2020 9:07 am

Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:
"Cool, so what do you want to do as a career when you graduate? I want to be an officer in Army Intelligence", continued Ahmed Ali Khan.
Meanwhile some female students were looking at him then looking away and blushing.

"I want to be the national executioner."

"Well that's very important, the justice system. Do they get paid more than other jobs in that sector: lawyers, police, judges etc.?" he said,
"what's your opinion on the Munkcestrian slave system and the abuses perpetuated against slaves?" he continued.
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Postby Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:17 am

Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:"I want to be the national executioner."

"Well that's very important, the justice system. Do they get paid more than other jobs in that sector: lawyers, police, judges etc.?" he said,
"what's your opinion on the Munkcestrian slave system and the abuses perpetuated against slaves?" he continued.

"I think it's pretty based," he said.
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Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:22 am

Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:"Well that's very important, the justice system. Do they get paid more than other jobs in that sector: lawyers, police, judges etc.?" he said,
"what's your opinion on the Munkcestrian slave system and the abuses perpetuated against slaves?" he continued.

"I think it's pretty based," he said.


"you mean the death penalty, right? Not the slavery system"
said Ahmed Ali Khan
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Postby Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:38 am

Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:"I think it's pretty based," he said.


"you mean the death penalty, right? Not the slavery system"
said Ahmed Ali Khan

"Both," he said.
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Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:43 am

Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:
"you mean the death penalty, right? Not the slavery system"
said Ahmed Ali Khan

"Both," he said.


Ahmed Ali Khan walked away,
"bastard" he muttered.
Meanwhile the women who heard had all turned against him due to his misogyny.
OOC: check the OOC thread.
Last edited by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan on Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:43 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sat Jul 25, 2020 5:08 pm

Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:"you mean the death penalty, right? Not the slavery system"
said Ahmed Ali Khan

"Both," he said.


A man in an Army Intelligence uniform walks into the college.
"Ashtreeclearing, please come with me" he says.
He is flanked by infantry soldiers on each side.
Last edited by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan on Sat Jul 25, 2020 5:14 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sun Jul 26, 2020 8:47 am

He comes with him.
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Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Jul 26, 2020 10:19 am

Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:He comes with him.


"Please tell me your name, rank and identification number. " says the Intelligence officer at the Madinat Al-Islam Gentleman Officers' Prisoner of War Camp, where he is being held.
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The Turkish War of Independence and everything before along with 2014 modernisation are set in stone.
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Postby Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sun Jul 26, 2020 12:11 pm

Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:He comes with him.


"Please tell me your name, rank and identification number. " says the Intelligence officer at the Madinat Al-Islam Gentleman Officers' Prisoner of War Camp, where he is being held.

He tells him.
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Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Jul 26, 2020 12:12 pm

Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:
"Please tell me your name, rank and identification number. " says the Intelligence officer at the Madinat Al-Islam Gentleman Officers' Prisoner of War Camp, where he is being held.

He tells him.

OOC:
What is his rank?
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Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Mon Jul 27, 2020 2:08 pm

An announcement is made on the school loudspeakers:
The school is temporarily closed due to the threat of espionage.
Last edited by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan on Tue Jul 28, 2020 10:31 am, edited 1 time in total.
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The Turkish War of Independence and everything before along with 2014 modernisation are set in stone.
Everything else is subject to change
Black Lives Matter!

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Postby Munkcestrian RepubIic » Thu Jul 30, 2020 11:53 am

Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:He tells him.

OOC:
What is his rank?

OOC: Student.
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Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:13 pm

Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:OOC:
What is his rank?

OOC: Student.

Ok.
He is given the officer cadet menu (he's a student in an intelligence organisation so I presume you mean what Sharifistan calls officer cadets).
The Private delivering the menu to him says "my commanding officer wants me to ask: What is your opinion on the phrase 'old enough to fight, old enough to vote'?"
Officer cadet menu
starters
figs and almonds
figs and walnuts
avocado and toast
Dinner
portobello mushroom risotto
lamb kebab with mint sauce and falafels
venison burger with goats cheese
vegan burger with hummus
desert
dates and honey
Kunafa
Baklava with pistachios
Baklava with almonds
Baklava with almonds and pistachios
Dates with walnuts and honey
Last edited by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan on Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:26 pm, edited 2 times in total.
A semi-satirical nation which does not fully represent my views.
The Turkish War of Independence and everything before along with 2014 modernisation are set in stone.
Everything else is subject to change
Black Lives Matter!

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Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:29 am

"My commanding officer also wants to ask you a few optional questions, cooperation will probably lead to early release."
the soldier continued.
A semi-satirical nation which does not fully represent my views.
The Turkish War of Independence and everything before along with 2014 modernisation are set in stone.
Everything else is subject to change
Black Lives Matter!


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