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AL has a kid with YL, reaction?

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Sat Jul 11, 2020 1:31 am

Welp, the Above leader has now a kid with your nation's leader, isn't that surprising? Whether be adopted or not, what would be his/her reaction?

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Remulia
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Postby Remulia » Sat Jul 11, 2020 2:50 pm

"So, you are the father, eh? that means that he will rule....Coryanha, unless the senate chose him as my succesor: That is a lucky kid"
—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.

OOC: if i understand this correctly, is ML reaction to the event of having a kid with AL, am i right?
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sat Jul 11, 2020 2:51 pm

"An heir to a space empire, and fourth in line to my throne--how in the multiverse did this happen? Of course I will help take care of him, but--I don't--I have no idea how...."
-King Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kehrer IV
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Coryanhafflaruda
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Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Sat Jul 11, 2020 3:45 pm

So, does Alastair knows about this? But, this child would probably be elected to become emperor or empress here in Coryana, though i wonder more about his mother..

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The Sladerstan
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Postby The Sladerstan » Sat Jul 11, 2020 3:47 pm

"I'm not sure how this happened, but I'll let you keep the child, because I'm too young for this..." - Len Ryenshar

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Remulia
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Postby Remulia » Sat Jul 11, 2020 3:51 pm

"What?how?, ok, i think i will take this kid with me, after all, you are too young for this"
—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.
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The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sat Jul 11, 2020 3:54 pm

"Kamile, I already assured you that I'll help raise this boy. Just one question...do you have...space powers that caused this to happen? He's so cute, it's just...we never...did--because I wouldn't cheat on my wife. Yet the paternity tests came back positive, unless--I mean, the resemblance he has to me is unmistakable. And you confirmed he's wasn't my brother's?"
-King Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kehrer IV
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We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore Polygamy, WMD, and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 7 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Parliament Bill Proposes Barring Royals from Casually Werfing Flammen | Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

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Postby Reuturn » Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:24 pm

"Alright, I am not ready to take in a child. Please. Take it."
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Postby Minskiev » Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:29 pm

Damn, must’ve been a drunk night. Anyways, if you’re going to commit maternal fraud, you shouldn’t have seduced me from my wife. At least help me raise the child, or I have no choice but to possibly conquer your nation.
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Postby Carrelie » Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:33 pm

"Oh no, I had a child with an elderly man. How am I supposed to explain this to the public? My image is already fragile"
- Empress Ann II
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Postby Minskiev » Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:35 pm

Hey, he isn’t that old. Plus, most politicians are his age. Also, would it be better if they were 20-something?

Oh wait, you’re 26. Alright, that’s a little questionable.

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“Don’t half-a** two things. Whole-a** one thing.”
”I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew a**. And I’m all out of a**.”
The Kyiv Herald: Minskiev’s most reliable information! Current National Focus: Aviation Effort III
Minskievian Brancalanders dressed in Lorax costumes are hugging their local maples| Robotic soldiers are in the testing stage| Sevastopol has been called the “Singapore of the Slavs”
The Sustainable Lumberjack - +11.2%| Slash and Burn Inc. - -35.4%| The Minskievian Robotic Testing Facility - +86.7%| Extremist Boy Scouts - -92.1%| The Sevastopol Tourism Department - +105.3%
Local 3-day Weather in Kyiv: Wed 29: 27°|14°|Partly Cloudy|0% chance|NE 12kph| Thu 30: 27°|15°|Partly Cloudy|0% chance|NE 8kph| Fri 31: 27°|15°|Isolated Thunderstorms|30% chance|W 17kph

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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:44 pm

King: Anna, why are you--who is--when did you have a daughter?
AL: *Shoves kid's birth certificate in Alastair's face*
King: *Practically has an aneurysm*
Five minutes after getting over initial shock*
King: Can...can I hold her? I have no idea how to...how this happened, but I'll help care for her...what did I do?
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We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore Polygamy, WMD, and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

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Postby Garden at 6th Mile Road » Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:47 pm

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Postby Minskiev » Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:50 pm

How much alcohol did I have? Christ, I make a Russian look pathetic.
“Don’t half-a** two things. Whole-a** one thing.”
”I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew a**. And I’m all out of a**.”
The Kyiv Herald: Minskiev’s most reliable information! Current National Focus: Aviation Effort III
Minskievian Brancalanders dressed in Lorax costumes are hugging their local maples| Robotic soldiers are in the testing stage| Sevastopol has been called the “Singapore of the Slavs”
The Sustainable Lumberjack - +11.2%| Slash and Burn Inc. - -35.4%| The Minskievian Robotic Testing Facility - +86.7%| Extremist Boy Scouts - -92.1%| The Sevastopol Tourism Department - +105.3%
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Postby Gary Montgomery Stu » Sat Jul 11, 2020 6:35 pm

Garden at 6th Mile Road wrote:Holly Aceline “De Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Van Haar Mooie Universum” Aurora Symantha Vreugde Astrid Lavender Lexis Lilac Harmony Tsi. Marlie Nova Radiant Lapia Starlight: How is this even possible? Unless... perhaps you are talking about your people's method of adopting a child.

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Postby Tolopel » Sat Jul 11, 2020 6:37 pm

Congrats my friend! :clap:

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Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Sat Jul 11, 2020 7:15 pm

I don't know who this leader is... but I'll try to take care of this child as i can.

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Postby The Royal Danish Kingdom » Sat Jul 11, 2020 9:40 pm

"Mary is going to be furious..."-Christian XI, King of Denmark
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:00 pm

The Royal Danish Kingdom wrote:"Mary is going to be furious..."-Christian XI, King of Denmark

"My husband--well, he has forgiven me, and we will share custody of the boy if you so wish...and I probably should have consulted you on this sooner, but his name is Hamlet."
-Queen Marie Victoria Ethel Kehrer


This thread is giving our leaders so many random illegitimate children...I'm just picturing Alastair and Marie trying to balance two or three kids each on their laps.
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We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore Polygamy, WMD, and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 7 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Parliament Bill Proposes Barring Royals from Casually Werfing Flammen | Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

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Remulia
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Postby Remulia » Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:15 pm

"Wait, what? who is he or she? i think i should take care of him"

OOC: WF..i agree...now i'm thinking of Kamile trying to educate "her" children.
Last edited by Remulia on Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The factbooks are being rewritten, if you have a sugestion, PM me, please. I will be grateful about your help.

NSstats aren't used by this nation...you are warned


A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:16 pm

Remulia wrote:"Wait, another one? i think i should take care of him"

OOC: WF..i agree...now i'm thinking of Kamile trying to educate "her" children.

They had ANOTHER one!?!?
We need names for these kids....
/skip
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We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore Polygamy, WMD, and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 7 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Parliament Bill Proposes Barring Royals from Casually Werfing Flammen | Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Postby Minskiev » Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:27 pm

Uh oh. I’m sorry, I don’t remember going to space. Alcohol, you do strange things.
“Don’t half-a** two things. Whole-a** one thing.”
”I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew a**. And I’m all out of a**.”
The Kyiv Herald: Minskiev’s most reliable information! Current National Focus: Aviation Effort III
Minskievian Brancalanders dressed in Lorax costumes are hugging their local maples| Robotic soldiers are in the testing stage| Sevastopol has been called the “Singapore of the Slavs”
The Sustainable Lumberjack - +11.2%| Slash and Burn Inc. - -35.4%| The Minskievian Robotic Testing Facility - +86.7%| Extremist Boy Scouts - -92.1%| The Sevastopol Tourism Department - +105.3%
Local 3-day Weather in Kyiv: Wed 29: 27°|14°|Partly Cloudy|0% chance|NE 12kph| Thu 30: 27°|15°|Partly Cloudy|0% chance|NE 8kph| Fri 31: 27°|15°|Isolated Thunderstorms|30% chance|W 17kph

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Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Sun Jul 12, 2020 12:31 am

Lmao, i might have created an rp arc with Remulia and WF.

/skip

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Remulia
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Postby Remulia » Sun Jul 12, 2020 12:44 am

That happens when WF and i are in the same thread, Coryanha...is inevitable.
/skip.
The factbooks are being rewritten, if you have a sugestion, PM me, please. I will be grateful about your help.

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The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Postby Skyhooked » Sun Jul 12, 2020 12:48 am

"We came and adopted that kid... I was probably drunk after feast... How do ya' raise the kid? Oh, right... art of war."-Shawn Bjornson
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