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Southern Tzhelarhaai
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Posts: 7
Founded: May 28, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Misspell the AL's Name

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:54 pm

The premise is similar to that of this thread, but you have to misspell the AL's name instead of the AN's name.
An example:
Nation A: No one above me!
President A?
Nation B: Press Indent Ay.
Prime Minister B?
Nation C: Pram Master Bee.
Grand Duke C?

And so on...Let us begin.


Uzi Can't Roll Flannel.

President of the Government Lucas Kasketal?
--- The Commonwealth of Southern Thelar'áí ---

TTT: The Voice of Thalassa: Southern Thelarai's Top English-Language News Program
1 August 2120 | News update pending...
Current Year: 2120
Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT (mainly due to a lack of FTL-capable spacecraft)
A 13.43 civilization, according to this index.
International Index of Corruption: 98.6 (Not Corrupt)
NSPoliteia: 8 on a scale from -10 to 10 (Democracy)
As always, does not use NS Stats. Policies are canon, though.
Is an alternate/puppet nation of Piste-Land.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 612
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:56 pm

Luck is Kerskeletal.


Our King: Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kehrer IV.
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore Polygamy, WMD, and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 7 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Parliament Bill Proposes Barring Royals from Casually Werfing Flammen | Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Santa Selena
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Posts: 52
Founded: May 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Santa Selena » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:56 pm

Le Amans Loop Kenni XX
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Quote of the Week
" In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." -Abraham Lincoln
NEWS:SANDRE MAINT SENDS CONDOLENCES TO ALASTAIR'S FAMILY. FLORIDA TOURIST THROWS SNAKE AT DOG ABUSER. AN F4 TORNADO PUMMELED THROUGH MANSURVIA, KILLING 1500 MEN, COSTS ARE AROUND 20 MILLION. 5G TOWERS BURNED FOR "CAUSING COVID-19".
COVID-19 NEWS: TOTAL CASES: 82,012 |ACTIVE CASES: 568 |SERIOUS CASES: 23 |RECOVERED: 71,883|DEATHS: 1,638.

We use Nstats. Factbooks

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Southern Tzhelarhaai
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Posts: 7
Founded: May 28, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:03 pm

Sand Man (from Sandre Maint)

Once again, President of the Government Lucas Kasketal.
Last edited by Southern Tzhelarhaai on Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:03 pm, edited 1 time in total.
--- The Commonwealth of Southern Thelar'áí ---

TTT: The Voice of Thalassa: Southern Thelarai's Top English-Language News Program
1 August 2120 | News update pending...
Current Year: 2120
Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT (mainly due to a lack of FTL-capable spacecraft)
A 13.43 civilization, according to this index.
International Index of Corruption: 98.6 (Not Corrupt)
NSPoliteia: 8 on a scale from -10 to 10 (Democracy)
As always, does not use NS Stats. Policies are canon, though.
Is an alternate/puppet nation of Piste-Land.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 612
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:18 pm

Luke Keroiherfivurf.
Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kehrer IV.
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore Polygamy, WMD, and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 7 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Parliament Bill Proposes Barring Royals from Casually Werfing Flammen | Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Santa Selena
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Posts: 52
Founded: May 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Santa Selena » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:20 pm

ROUND 2

A Long Stair Lightbulb Armada Lightywag Kale IVY
Quote of the Week
" In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." -Abraham Lincoln
NEWS:SANDRE MAINT SENDS CONDOLENCES TO ALASTAIR'S FAMILY. FLORIDA TOURIST THROWS SNAKE AT DOG ABUSER. AN F4 TORNADO PUMMELED THROUGH MANSURVIA, KILLING 1500 MEN, COSTS ARE AROUND 20 MILLION. 5G TOWERS BURNED FOR "CAUSING COVID-19".
COVID-19 NEWS: TOTAL CASES: 82,012 |ACTIVE CASES: 568 |SERIOUS CASES: 23 |RECOVERED: 71,883|DEATHS: 1,638.

We use Nstats. Factbooks

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Eiran
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Posts: 249
Founded: Dec 10, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Eiran » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:51 pm

Madre Santa

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Kashimura
Secretary
 
Posts: 38
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Kashimura » Thu Jul 02, 2020 2:42 am

Andre Thgiant
&
Clarisse Pearl-Jam-Lelouch
⛔️ OUR IMPERIAL FACTBOOKS ARE UNDER ⛔️
⛔️ CONSTRUCTION! ⛔️
⚠️ Please consult this factbook until further notice! ⚠️

This empire DOES NOT use NSStats, but it does guide its own NSStats to better fit the nation.

An 11.75 civilization, according to this index.

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Talatorrum
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Apr 12, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Talatorrum » Thu Jul 02, 2020 12:34 pm

Empress Omaderusa Kinjō
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I dont like libs and I don't use stats, but they are a good indicator of Talatorrum's structure.

Pro:
-thearchy
-religion
-absolute monarchy
-censorship
-militarism
-slave economy
-caste
-traditionalism
-ultranationalism
-eugenics
-imperialism
-infanticide
-sacrifice
-closed borders
-feudalism
-autocracy
-racial supremacy
-heterosexuality

Neutral:
-capitalism
-fascism

Anti:
-democracy
-anarchism
-feminism
-abortion
-corporatism
-socialism
-communism
-pacifism
-libertarianism
-equal-rights
-women's-rights
-open borders
-globalism
-humanism
-veganism
-social democracy
-liberalism
-homosexuality

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Umayyad Hispania
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Apr 11, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Umayyad Hispania » Thu Jul 02, 2020 12:36 pm

Magnathor the Arc Gott of Dead
The Umayyad Sultante of All Hispania
Use the Factbooks not NS stats/policies.
The military is an 8-9-7 according to this index.
A tier 6, level 0, type 5 civilization according to this index.
Islamic terrorist organizations pledge their allegiance to the Caliph. Terror attacks on European and Anatolian targets cease, while terrorist forces counter rebels in Iraq. || Allah Save the Caliph!

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The Children of Odin
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Posts: 6
Founded: May 14, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Children of Odin » Thu Jul 02, 2020 1:28 pm

Enrieke V ibenn Idris Omeija de Korona

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Dollystana
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 159
Founded: Aug 31, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Dollystana » Thu Jul 02, 2020 1:31 pm

Harold Vee Eye Eye.
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I like warrior cats uwu and having fun
Catocratic Constitutional Monarchy.
Economic Left/Right -3.38 Social Lib/Auth -5.28
the best book series Eat sleep read warriors repeat. Warriors Wiki
Self-appointed Warrior cat of F7 overvuwu The Truth Behind Area 51


Stats not used
If you support cats, put this in your signature.

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Qabea
Envoy
 
Posts: 292
Founded: Apr 03, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Qabea » Thu Jul 02, 2020 1:35 pm

Head of State: Cat Queen Folly
Head of Government: Prime Minister Gus Boylover
REPUBLIC of QABEA
A well developed and cultured MT francophone republic spanning the Fertile Crescent.
Nationalist & Progressive Republican from the Deep South

Pronouns: He/Him

Pro: Cultural nationalism, Free college, Free speech, GMO labeling, Gun rights, Labor, Medical marijuana, Populism, Protectionism, Secularism, Universal basic income, Universal healthcare
Neutral: Abortion rights, Green politics, LGBTQ+ rights, Religious freedom
Anti: Affirmative action, Big corporations, Globalism, Immigration, Imperialism, Interventionism, Islamic extremism, Neoconservatism, Neoliberalism, Recreational marijuana, Zionism

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Nefouzia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 02, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Nefouzia » Thu Jul 02, 2020 1:37 pm

Qabea wrote:Head of State: Cat Queen Folly
Head of Government: Prime Minister Gus Boylover

Aqeba

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Qabea
Envoy
 
Posts: 292
Founded: Apr 03, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Qabea » Thu Jul 02, 2020 1:39 pm

Nefouzia wrote:
Qabea wrote:Head of State: Cat Queen Folly
Head of Government: Prime Minister Gus Boylover

Aqeba

eek. It's the AL's name not the AN's name.

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REPUBLIC of QABEA
A well developed and cultured MT francophone republic spanning the Fertile Crescent.
Nationalist & Progressive Republican from the Deep South

Pronouns: He/Him

Pro: Cultural nationalism, Free college, Free speech, GMO labeling, Gun rights, Labor, Medical marijuana, Populism, Protectionism, Secularism, Universal basic income, Universal healthcare
Neutral: Abortion rights, Green politics, LGBTQ+ rights, Religious freedom
Anti: Affirmative action, Big corporations, Globalism, Immigration, Imperialism, Interventionism, Islamic extremism, Neoconservatism, Neoliberalism, Recreational marijuana, Zionism

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Reuturn
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Reuturn » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:47 pm

Qabea wrote:Head of State: Cat Queen Folly
Head of Government: Prime Minister Gus Boylover


Goose Boilever


To BN: President Rosa Throntalm
Wannabe Memelords of Reuturn | I dont think im finishing this | A nation on another planet that's aware of Earth.
The Tempomark Journal | 8/3/818 | Tamrendel man throws snake at fox and kangaroo | Earthquake hits Caylemen, tremors felt in Tempomark | Fliynetta ranked the best city to live in Reuturn | Amarille man finds and restores portal to hell-like dimension
Still our flag | NSstats got kicked by a kangaroo
Sig under revamp, some factbooks under revamp, no more thalenharm haha

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Region of Dwipantara
Diplomat
 
Posts: 533
Founded: Dec 12, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Region of Dwipantara » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:51 pm

Presiding Roasted Throat Slam


BN: Sheikh Abdullah Qadim Zallum
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☪︎ Province No. 14 of the Islamic Khilafah – 14 الخلافة الإسلامية منطقة‎ ☪︎
Home | Government | Policy | Contact

This sig is hacked by the FABULOUS #y0uNG_fOX3S. ¡RESTORE THE REPUBLIC, DESTROY THE KHILAFAH! Join the Alliance and the Fox today and we will Make Dwipantara Merdeka Again! ^OWO^
1418-DZQ-02/1998-MAR-03
 RADIO FREE SOUTHEAST ASIA | Charta Politica February polling: Pro-Khilafah  35.6% (PKI 28.7%, SI 6.9%); Pro-Republiken 64.4% (PAN 7.4%, PKB 13.2%, PRD 5.8%, PDDP 37.9%)

Today's featured | Do not listen to the flat-earthers imperialists, read the TRUE factbooks of our province here, exclusive on the Cakrawala Fox-Site

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Diplomat
 
Posts: 612
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri Jul 03, 2020 9:26 am

Shake Abdabdabadoo Quail Zalalalala.


BN: Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kehrer IV
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore Polygamy, WMD, and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 7 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Parliament Bill Proposes Barring Royals from Casually Werfing Flammen | Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Kathol Rift
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 364
Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Fri Jul 03, 2020 9:28 am

A stairway to a major’s lug wrench killer HIV


To BN: Kayla Verdika
| As a nerd, I do use NS stats | the three B’s: Big Guns, Big Robots, Big Tanks |

Ah, yes, war crimes

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The Cosmic Mainframe
Diplomat
 
Posts: 921
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Fri Jul 03, 2020 9:30 am

Call the Verdict-a

BN: Root Processors
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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The Roman and Latin kingdom
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 27, 2019
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby The Roman and Latin kingdom » Fri Jul 03, 2020 9:32 am

Rude precusder

Bn king Julius v
The Roman and Latin kingdom news(tensions rising with Egypt over Egypt threatening war over sicily

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Diplomat
 
Posts: 612
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri Jul 03, 2020 4:54 pm

Konig Julian Caesar.

BN: Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kehrer IV
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore Polygamy, WMD, and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 7 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Parliament Bill Proposes Barring Royals from Casually Werfing Flammen | Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Totkeel
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jul 03, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Totkeel » Fri Jul 03, 2020 5:01 pm

Alesteir Laertes Amadumbis Ludbitch Kerer 3

BN: Supreme Chancellor Olson Deneven II
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In today's news in Totkeel
  • Supreme Chancellor Olson Deneven II has returned from his two day hiatus after the conviction and execution of his son, his mental state is unknown, as our reporters were almost killed by his guards when they attempted to ask.
  • Rodney Deneven, the stand-in for Supreme Chancellor Olson Deneven II while he was on temporary leave who contracted COVID-19 yesterday, is reportedly in critical condition.
  • Cortonoia FC defeated Jatanavia FC today and has clinched fourth place today with their now 69 points to Jatanavia's 61.

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Southern Tzhelarhaai
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: May 28, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Fri Jul 03, 2020 9:25 pm

Supreme Subprime Kanzler Oil Son Donnerwetter 2.

BN: President of the Government Lucas Kasketal.
--- The Commonwealth of Southern Thelar'áí ---

TTT: The Voice of Thalassa: Southern Thelarai's Top English-Language News Program
1 August 2120 | News update pending...
Current Year: 2120
Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT (mainly due to a lack of FTL-capable spacecraft)
A 13.43 civilization, according to this index.
International Index of Corruption: 98.6 (Not Corrupt)
NSPoliteia: 8 on a scale from -10 to 10 (Democracy)
As always, does not use NS Stats. Policies are canon, though.
Is an alternate/puppet nation of Piste-Land.

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Santa Selena
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: May 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Santa Selena » Fri Jul 03, 2020 9:27 pm

I know exactly what to do :) (EDIT: FOR SOME REASON, I HAVE TO TELL THAT IS THIS REFERRING TO THE MISPELLING.)

LIK ASS KASKY METAL
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Quote of the Week
" In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." -Abraham Lincoln
NEWS:SANDRE MAINT SENDS CONDOLENCES TO ALASTAIR'S FAMILY. FLORIDA TOURIST THROWS SNAKE AT DOG ABUSER. AN F4 TORNADO PUMMELED THROUGH MANSURVIA, KILLING 1500 MEN, COSTS ARE AROUND 20 MILLION. 5G TOWERS BURNED FOR "CAUSING COVID-19".
COVID-19 NEWS: TOTAL CASES: 82,012 |ACTIVE CASES: 568 |SERIOUS CASES: 23 |RECOVERED: 71,883|DEATHS: 1,638.

We use Nstats. Factbooks

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