NATION

PASSWORD

Out of context AN

The place to relax, unwind, share a joke, and generally goof off.
User avatar
Wack-i
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Out of context AN

Postby Wack-i » Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:36 pm

Take a sentence or a few words out of context from the AN. It can be from a fact book, dispatch, a forum post, anything they made onto this site.
Kazakhstani tribes, migrate, Russia, sail, island, take, warlords, British, Dutch, revolution, yay, mining...uhh...WWI, WWII, Cold War..President McLemon. That's our history mostly. We are very W A C K Y so everything is weird in our nation.

NS Stats may or not be canon, instead read our factbooks and read our policies for canon stats.

An isle nation that is founder of Lemonea.
Pro:
-capitalism
-democracy
-isreal
-hong kong
-free speech
Anti:
-communism
-china
-censorship

(more to come later)

User avatar
Almadaria
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: Mar 26, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Almadaria » Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:40 pm

Image

User avatar
Nevertopia
Envoy
 
Posts: 204
Founded: May 27, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nevertopia » Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:43 pm

1 day ago: Following new legislation in Almadaria, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
Black Lives Matter

An 18.2 civilization, according to this index.
Tier 5: Practical Physicist | Level 5: Mystical Magician | Type 5: Regional Regent
This nation's overview is the primary canon. For more information use NS stats.

User avatar
Coryanhafflaruda
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 181
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:00 pm

01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 01001000 01000101
01001100 01010000 01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000
01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 01001000 01000101
01001100 01010000 01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000
01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 01001000 01000101
01001100 01010000 01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000

User avatar
Dollystana
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 121
Founded: Aug 31, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Dollystana » Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:02 pm

《《 ☆ W E L C O M E ☆ 》》
¤ ...ENTERING DIGITAL SEMBALANCE... ¤




Please enter credentials;
***************



== LOGGING IN.. ==


== ..ENTERING DIGITAL SEMBALANCE.. ==
I like warrior cats uwu and having fun
Catocratic Constitutional Monarchy.
the best book series Eat sleep read warriors repeat. Warriors Wiki
Warrior cat thread overvuwu The Truth Behind Area 51
If you support cats, put this in your signature.
I am not Graystripe, this is just my nation theme.
Economic Left/Right -3.38 Social Lib/Auth -5.28

User avatar
Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10614
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:16 pm

“Furry Catmas!”
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

User avatar
Blanjiland
Attaché
 
Posts: 69
Founded: Sep 30, 2015
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Blanjiland » Mon Jun 29, 2020 5:02 pm

"... a REALLY shiny shipyard that would suck for a lot of folks if that thing were to just fall out of the sky for some odd reason I'm just sayin'..."
An Oligarchic state where the ultra-rich govern a nation of entrepreneurs and innovators. Just as corrupt, hedonistic and materialistic as you think, despite its progressive policies and emphasis on quality of life.

Factbook
General Strike hits Blanjiland | Blanji Historians Rank former Prime Oligarchs | Over 25 corporations slammed in major international lawsuit | Death Penalty for suicide overturned, “[The Law] seemed kind of silly” Lower Parliament says | Blanji-Keepan Border opened rendered Visa-Free | Blanji Man steals 57 cats in broad daylight

User avatar
The Cult of Xil
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Jun 26, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Cult of Xil » Mon Jun 29, 2020 5:19 pm

"despite its progressive policies and emphasis on quality of life."
(Description: We are an intergalactic FFT+ democratic theocracy that worships an exceedingly powerful Lovecraft entity. We are pacifists who want to minimize death and suffering and secure immortality by being eaten alive by said entity to become one with her, and convincing others to allow themselves to befall the same fate.) [Does not use NS Stats.] [Our leader, Lymarce IV] [Military]
"We aren't scary or evil, we promise! We just want to feed ourselves to a primordial cosmic horror."

User avatar
Western Fardelshufflestein
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 478
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:02 pm

Image
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.




L O T S O F M E --F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- L O T S O F M E

User avatar
The Twilight Embassy
Attaché
 
Posts: 94
Founded: May 03, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Twilight Embassy » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:13 pm

"cheese has become the new icon of political dissent."

"We're not quite sure how it happened, either."

"Leading Causes of Death: Bungee Jumping 1.7%"

hard to pick since your entire nationstates account is an out of context tumblr shitpost that radiates chaotic energy, and tbh I'm here for it.
Factbook | AMA/Q&A | Embassy Program | NS Stats/Policies Used Selectively |
This nation is neither dystopian nor utopian; rather, a mix between idealist policy-making with ruthlessly-pragmatic enforcement thereof. "The Order of H Light" is an alt account of mine that plays out as a more straightforward dystopia/false utopia.

However, my IRL political views are admittedly very weird and may intersect with this nation in more ways/less ways then I care to admit.


At War with The Order of Hateful Light.

User avatar
Western Fardelshufflestein
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 478
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:37 pm

The Twilight Embassy wrote:"cheese has become the new icon of political dissent."

"We're not quite sure how it happened, either."

"Leading Causes of Death: Bungee Jumping 1.7%"

hard to pick since your entire nationstates account is an out of context tumblr shitpost that radiates chaotic energy, and tbh I'm here for it.

Strangely, you're not wrong. :lol2: :rofl:
I have no explanation for the bungee jumping.
/still me
Last edited by Western Fardelshufflestein on Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.




L O T S O F M E --F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- L O T S O F M E

User avatar
Free Ravensburg
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:41 pm

We're not quite sure
Last edited by Free Ravensburg on Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.
East Turkestan‘a Front Lines Break After General Tsou’s “Final Strike,” North China Advances | South Cuba Closes All Trade With VC, North Cuban Island Under Blockade


NS Stats are mostly irrelevant, but the ones that tickle me the most are very relevant

COPY THIS INTO YOUR SIG IF PASSED BIOLOGY BUT YOU ONLY RETAINED THE MITOCHONDRIA AND YOU STILL DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HELPS YOU PAY TAXES

User avatar
The Twilight Embassy
Attaché
 
Posts: 94
Founded: May 03, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Twilight Embassy » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:44 pm

"the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper."
Factbook | AMA/Q&A | Embassy Program | NS Stats/Policies Used Selectively |
This nation is neither dystopian nor utopian; rather, a mix between idealist policy-making with ruthlessly-pragmatic enforcement thereof. "The Order of H Light" is an alt account of mine that plays out as a more straightforward dystopia/false utopia.

However, my IRL political views are admittedly very weird and may intersect with this nation in more ways/less ways then I care to admit.


At War with The Order of Hateful Light.

User avatar
Western Fardelshufflestein
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 478
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:48 pm

"Nuclear Pasta"
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.




L O T S O F M E --F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- L O T S O F M E

User avatar
The Cosmic Mainframe
Diplomat
 
Posts: 845
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:50 pm

I am not Kenneth Branagh.
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (personal card farm) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

User avatar
Free Ravensburg
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:51 pm

if
East Turkestan‘a Front Lines Break After General Tsou’s “Final Strike,” North China Advances | South Cuba Closes All Trade With VC, North Cuban Island Under Blockade


NS Stats are mostly irrelevant, but the ones that tickle me the most are very relevant

COPY THIS INTO YOUR SIG IF PASSED BIOLOGY BUT YOU ONLY RETAINED THE MITOCHONDRIA AND YOU STILL DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HELPS YOU PAY TAXES

User avatar
Minskiev
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 476
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Minskiev » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:53 pm

1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Free Ravensburg, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
“Don’t half-a** two things. Whole-a** one thing.”
”I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew a**. And I’m all out of a**.” You asked for it :/
A Nuclear World - Triple Commonwealth
The Eagle, Bear, and Flower - National Republic of China
Ascension - Voion

Statues have a higher K:D ratio than the humans knocking them down| The Bilateral Laser Yablonskaya Attackstation (BLYAT) is up in orbit| Broom jousting leagues have been created around Minskiev
Crowbars Inc. - +2.1| Pat’s Statues - -13.4%| Monarch Brooms - +36.5%| Mops for Tots - -47.8%| Minskievian Lasers - +59.0%

User avatar
Western Fardelshufflestein
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 478
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:54 pm

The Federal Republic of Minskiev is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion.
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.




L O T S O F M E --F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- L O T S O F M E

User avatar
Free Ravensburg
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:55 pm

Capital New Hamletberg
East Turkestan‘a Front Lines Break After General Tsou’s “Final Strike,” North China Advances | South Cuba Closes All Trade With VC, North Cuban Island Under Blockade


NS Stats are mostly irrelevant, but the ones that tickle me the most are very relevant

COPY THIS INTO YOUR SIG IF PASSED BIOLOGY BUT YOU ONLY RETAINED THE MITOCHONDRIA AND YOU STILL DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HELPS YOU PAY TAXES

User avatar
Wack-i
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wack-i » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:59 pm

Ravenian Man Gathers Army of Midgets to Move Broken Car
Kazakhstani tribes, migrate, Russia, sail, island, take, warlords, British, Dutch, revolution, yay, mining...uhh...WWI, WWII, Cold War..President McLemon. That's our history mostly. We are very W A C K Y so everything is weird in our nation.

NS Stats may or not be canon, instead read our factbooks and read our policies for canon stats.

An isle nation that is founder of Lemonea.
Pro:
-capitalism
-democracy
-isreal
-hong kong
-free speech
Anti:
-communism
-china
-censorship

(more to come later)

User avatar
The Cosmic Mainframe
Diplomat
 
Posts: 845
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:02 pm

Open 24 hours a die!
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (personal card farm) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

User avatar
Dollystana
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 121
Founded: Aug 31, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Dollystana » Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:05 pm

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:
The Twilight Embassy wrote:"cheese has become the new icon of political dissent."

"We're not quite sure how it happened, either."

"Leading Causes of Death: Bungee Jumping 1.7%"

hard to pick since your entire nationstates account is an out of context tumblr shitpost that radiates chaotic energy, and tbh I'm here for it.

Strangely, you're not wrong. :lol2: :rofl:
I have no explanation for the bungee jumping.
/still me

I think that is when you have low safety?
I like warrior cats uwu and having fun
Catocratic Constitutional Monarchy.
the best book series Eat sleep read warriors repeat. Warriors Wiki
Warrior cat thread overvuwu The Truth Behind Area 51
If you support cats, put this in your signature.
I am not Graystripe, this is just my nation theme.
Economic Left/Right -3.38 Social Lib/Auth -5.28

User avatar
Wack-i
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wack-i » Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:20 pm

"Random stuff that is banned
1. Dogs
2. Guns
3. Fortnite (because it guns)
4. Driving a car at 3am
5. People named Tigerstar
6. Jeggings
7. Being in your underwear at 3am
8. Teachers dancing in front of students
9. Throwing things in the trash
10. Killing a cat will be life in prison
11. Commercials"
That entire post is just.. yes.
Kazakhstani tribes, migrate, Russia, sail, island, take, warlords, British, Dutch, revolution, yay, mining...uhh...WWI, WWII, Cold War..President McLemon. That's our history mostly. We are very W A C K Y so everything is weird in our nation.

NS Stats may or not be canon, instead read our factbooks and read our policies for canon stats.

An isle nation that is founder of Lemonea.
Pro:
-capitalism
-democracy
-isreal
-hong kong
-free speech
Anti:
-communism
-china
-censorship

(more to come later)

User avatar
Free Ravensburg
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:21 pm

We are very W A C K Y
East Turkestan‘a Front Lines Break After General Tsou’s “Final Strike,” North China Advances | South Cuba Closes All Trade With VC, North Cuban Island Under Blockade


NS Stats are mostly irrelevant, but the ones that tickle me the most are very relevant

COPY THIS INTO YOUR SIG IF PASSED BIOLOGY BUT YOU ONLY RETAINED THE MITOCHONDRIA AND YOU STILL DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HELPS YOU PAY TAXES

User avatar
Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10614
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:23 pm

Flying pizza saucers that fire bricks.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

Next

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Forum 7

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: 55 Chan, Altemoosburg II, Confederate American SU, Coryanhafflaruda, DR Persia, Grootfries Rijk, Kharkovna, Land of the Nobles, Majestic-12 [Bot], Nouvelle-Floride, Otigan, Ria Reavi, Socialist States of Ludistan, Surrealist Patagonia, Zitravgrad

Advertisement

Remove ads