Football
Toilet League
The top flight in Sylestonean football, the Toilet League is contested between 16 clubs, with the champions earning a berth in the IFCF Champions League as well as the Campionato Esportivano di Campeones, while the teams finishing second to fourth earn themselves a position in next season’s IFCF Challengers Cup. Although the relegation process has been different in the past, currently the clubs finishing fifteenth and sixteenth secure automatic relegation to the Poo League, while fourteenth must defeat the Poo League’s third-placed team in a one-off encounter at the Avondale International Sports Stadium to determine their fate. The league is unique for its five all-Sentient clubs, all of whom usually play home games at Kirkham’s Sentient Oval, although multiple other stadiums in the vicinity can also be used in the case of clashes. Capitol Athletic - previously Capital FC - are the Toilet League’s most successful club with four titles in seven editions of the competition, with Kirkham Appliances, Pesfield Trees and Kitchen Sink FC the remaining teams to have the honour bestowed upon them.
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- Season One - Kirkham Appliances (1st)
- Season Two - Pesfield Trees (1st)
- Season Three - Capital FC [Capitol Athletic] (1st)
- Season Four - Kirkham City [Kitchen Sink FC] (1st)
- Season Five - Capital FC [Capitol Athletic] (2nd)
- Season Six - Capital FC [Capitol Athletic] (3rd)
- Season Seven - Capitol Athletic (4th)
SFA Cup
Although the SFA Cup has experimented with a variety of different formats over its short history due to the ever-changing number of participants, it seems to have settled on one following football’s hiatus in Sylestone. With 92 professional teams spread across five tiers, those participating in the Flush League, U-Bend League and Sewer League participate in the first preliminary round, before the winners are joined by all Toilet and Poo League teams for the second preliminary round, save the previous winners of the Cup and the reigning League champions. Instead, those two join the fray when the field gets whittled to 30 and with an even number of 32 teams, a standard knockout bracket continues from there, with all games from the first preliminary round to the semifinals played over two legs. The final is always played at the Chamberley Institute of Sport in Chamberley, with the champion qualifying for the IFCF Cup Winners Cup.
- Season One - Kirkham Sentients (1st)
- Season Two - Avondale City (1st)
- Season Three - Kirkham Furniture [Breakfast Bowl FC] (1st)
- Season Four - Kirkham Appliances (1st)
- Season Five - Kirkham Appliances (2nd)
- Season Six - Avondale Beach (1st)
- Season Seven - Mid-Capital (1st)
Cricket
Lavatory Shield
Contested between the six Sylestonean states, the Lavatory Shield is a four-day shield with ten matchdays, with each state playing each other at home and away. As of now, the shield only allows local players with Sylestonean citizenship to participate, although there are talks about opening it up to overseas players in future seasons. Following the round robin, the top two teams fight it out for the Shield title in a five-day encounter at the first-placed team’s home ground but either way, both participants still qualify for the IFDC-run ETFC.
- Season One - Central Sylestone Snakes (1st)
- Season Two - Capital Coyotes (1st)
- Season Three - New Gloucester Jaguars (1st)
Cubicle One-Day Cup
Contested between the same six state sides as the Lavatory Shield, the Cubicle One-Day Cup currently occurs following the Crash n’ Smash in the summer school holidays and follows an identical format to the Lavatory Shield, with ten rounds followed by a final at the home ground of the first-placed team against second. Each game in the league is played over 50 overs per innings, with reserve days for each game in case a full match cannot be completed.
- Season One - Suffolk Seals (1st)
- Season Two - Capital Coyotes (1st)
- Season Three - Capital Coyotes (2nd)
Crash n’ Smash
In contrast to the Lavatory Shield and Cubicle One-Day Cup, the Crash n’ Smash is a franchise-run T20 league consisting of ten teams from ten of Sylestone’s largest cities, although the final two - the Katham Crusaders and Freeman Chargers - are yet to play a game since the plans were announced during the off-season. In the upcoming season, all ten teams will play each other once, with rivals playing off in a second game at the opposite team’s home ground to the one their regular match was played, each team ultimately playing five home games and five away games in a season. After the round-robin, the final system is as shown here, although the first game is 4v5, with an extra match. Additionally, foreign players are allowed in the Crash n’ Smash, with each franchise allowed three overseas players plus two Esportivans, with foreign Esportivans able to take up overseas slots, although the vice versa is obviously untrue.
- Season One - Chamberley Giants (1st)
- Season Two - Chamberley Giants (2nd)
- Season Three - Cleorough Devils (1st)
- Season Four - Avondale Knights (1st)
- Season Five - Chamberley Giants (3rd)
Australian Rules Football
Sylestonean Southern Rules Football League
Contested once a few years back but not again due to the surprising lack of interest the league brought from across the nation, the SSRFL was a league of eight teams, each playing each other twice. The finals system used was identical to that employed by the Crash n’ Smash, which allowed five of the eight participating franchises to make the knockouts.
- Season One - Betham Hawks (1st)
Handball
Sylestone Handball Intranational Tournament
With three seasons having been played to date, the SHIT is almost unarguably currently the leading league in multiverse-wide handball, attracting players from far and wide. The league has earned this reputation through the WCHC championships from the Pesfield Poopers and Cleorough Thorns. The league takes place over a gruelling two years, of where each of the fourteen teams plays each other thrice - meaning each plays 39 games in two years. Of the fourteen teams, twelve are regular, local Sylestonean teams (one being Sentient, of course), with the thirteenth being the Chamberley Institute of Sport’s Under-23 side and although they almost always find themselves with the wooden spoon, the university is known for producing handball greats of the future. The fourteenth club comes from the nearby Quebecois Acadiana - Garigal Guwayana - and usually finishes mid-table despite fielding a largely national lineup. The top four after 39 rounds progress to the WCHC, with little to no advantage given to the champions on the international scene.
- Season One - Chamberley Crocodiles (1st)
- Season Two - Chamberley Crocodiles (2nd)
- Season Three - Chamberley Crocodiles (3rd)