[Title] Fizzy Nightmares
[Description] After an unruly encounter with an agitated constituent over the very serious dilemma of what the best soda flavor is, they begin speaking in tongues and place a curse on you. All seems well until you fall asleep that night and begin dreaming.
[Option 1] As you close your eyes, what appears to be a walking Maxi-Cola soda bottle approaches you. “@@LEADER@@, Maxi-Cola is obviously the best soda flavor in all of @@REGION@@. In fact, it’s so good that you should subsidize us and promote our flavor all throughout the world!”
[Effect] Maxi-Cola is the talk of the world.
[Option 2] Just as the first figure finishes speaking, a giant can of Sierra-Max comes rolling down a hill and comically knocks the Maxi-Cola bottle over. “Don’t listen to them, Sierra-Max is the superior flavor and you know it! Give us a tax break and the curse shall be lifted!” The giant soda can proceeds to make ghostly sounds as it disappears into the ether.
[Effect] Giant cans of soda continue to haunt your dreams asking for more tax cuts.
[Option 3] You awake in a cold sweat with your Minister of Health at your bedside trying to wake you up. “@@LEADER@@, are you okay?! You kept screaming about a talking soda bottle or something. Clearly this “soda” stuff isn’t as safe as we thought it was. We need to regulate this industry at once!
[Effect] Soda is no longer sold on the shelves.
Not sure if this has been explored in any capacity, but I thought I'd put it out there
