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Serve the AL a meal

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La xinga
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Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Serve the AL a meal

Postby La xinga » Wed May 27, 2020 9:50 am

Mostly in the tile, say what you will give to the AL and why, even how you will prepare it if you want!

i'll give [violet] a banhammer to eat, very tasty. Then electrons for her computer, and then for dessert, more wood for her desk I destroyed.
He created everything, and he was forever and will always be. He is perfect and his word is always true. He will never change his word, and YOU would not be reading this signature if it was not for the Almighty to allow your eyes to see!
Radical religious person. Nothing collided with nothing, the Almighty did everything, and the world is 5780 years old. It's true. Deal with it.
No, please don't argue! I'm innocent!

Yes, we may too, may all of us be innocent.

Unless you're not...

WAMP WAMP!
Too many mistakes in NS issues to have it be my RL views.
Hi, The east pacific!
GLORIOUS AMERICANIUM IMPERIUM!
Religious, pro-life, straight.
ALL LIVES MATTER!

And Marrabuk said to Lerasi...........

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Anarchic Yeet
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Posts: 0
Founded: May 27, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Anarchic Yeet » Wed May 27, 2020 9:53 am

I’ll give The Best Person In The World pizza

Edit: First!

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Zpuppet2
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Feb 22, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zpuppet2 » Wed May 27, 2020 10:01 am

Anarchic Yeet wrote:I’ll give The Best Person In The World pizza

Edit: First!

Chicken, since they are in Chicken Overlords.
I refounded Yeet.

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-Astoria
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Posts: 1970
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria » Tue Jun 02, 2020 10:34 pm

A bag of deep-fried Doritos.

Republic of Astoria | Tarain Asdair | Vasnin Astoir
New updates! (bold) | Constitution | Bill of Rights | Anthem | Lyrics | Embassy | FAQ | NS stats unused
Jul 9, 2020
✉ Asdairtydden: Limited train services reinstated in most cities | Dialects in the digital era: an insight | Weather: Footscray ☁ 14°C | Altas ☁ 16° | Esterpine ☁ 15° |  Naltgybal ☂⛆ 13° | Ceirtryn ☀ 17° | Bynscel ☁ 21° | Lyteel  ☁ 13° | Traffic: Roadworks on Ont'l Hwy 415: ⛕use Hwy 413 or 500

A 7 civ | 9th in NSFB#1! | 10/10 by DGES | Much hope; much nostalgia - yes.
Low-effort responses since 15/5/20: 57½
mmm free kills | mit zuckerguß


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Marsoslavia
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Posts: 78
Founded: Mar 25, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Marsoslavia » Mon Jun 08, 2020 4:07 pm

Broccoli.
A nation of slavic Mars' colonists, who escaped from the nuclear apocalypse of Earth. We're not a Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism (and we will never be gay). Our ideology is a mix of Monarchism, Titoism (with some acceptable elements of capitalism) and Pan-Slavic nationalism.
The nation doesn't represent my views. It's 0% political.
Current year: 2170. (In July of RL year, I move the action time forward 10 years)

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The Allied Tribe
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Posts: 270
Founded: Apr 04, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Allied Tribe » Mon Jun 08, 2020 4:08 pm

Cabbage, because we grow it more than anything else.
Political Beliefs
Useless Link
Canon NS Policies - This proves that Child Labor and Compulsory Organ Harvesting are not actually enforced.
We are renowned for our vegetarianism.
Allied Tribe War is over in an Allied Tribal victory as The Allied Tribe repels an invasion by ZSeparatists. The Allied Tribe celebrates. At the same time, an alliance is signed with Champagne Socialist Sharifistan.

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Lapurdi Berria
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Posts: 2
Founded: Jun 08, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Lapurdi Berria » Mon Jun 08, 2020 4:09 pm

A salad

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Nullhaven
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Posts: 4
Founded: Apr 25, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nullhaven » Mon Jun 08, 2020 4:10 pm

Tea, crumpets, and more tea because they're British.
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Middle Barael
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Posts: 91
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Middle Barael » Mon Jun 08, 2020 4:14 pm

Contrary to what you may expect, I’m giving them a salad, rather than beer and pretzels, which are Bavarian
Pro: Environmentalism, fighting climate change, social democracy, police reform, LGBTQ rights, abortions, separation of church and state, democracy, assault weapon ban, proportional representation, multi-party states, Two-State Solution, Israel AND Palestine, pacifism, immigration, Anti-Racism, Jacinda Ardern-type Politics, NHS-type Healthcare, culture, science

Anti: Environmental destruction, fossil fuels, Trump, Laissez-faire economy, communism, far-right, homophobia, “Pro-Life”, dictatorships, one/two-party systems, guns, Netanyahu, Israeli settlements/annexation, Hamas, Hezbollah, Palestinian terrorists, war, racism, anti-immigration, nationalism, fascism,
A 15.4285714 civilization, according to this form

Political Compass:
Economic: -3.88
Social: -4.46

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Eleutescepta
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Posts: 20
Founded: Feb 20, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Eleutescepta » Mon Jun 08, 2020 5:50 pm

Beef fillets with mushroom sauce (scotch bonnet, and Saint George's mushroom), accompanied with rice.
Welcome to Chivana, fellow traveller!
Chivana

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La xinga
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Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby La xinga » Mon Jun 08, 2020 6:02 pm

Hmmmm.......

I'd start them off with Yellow tail wine, and then give em' some bread.

First course: An amazing fruit salad with golden soup
Second course: Little patty-like stuff, along with GOLDEN lollipop chicken.
Third course: Eh, some good steak.

For dessert, we will serve bananas and lemons.

Most stuff because golden flag LOL
He created everything, and he was forever and will always be. He is perfect and his word is always true. He will never change his word, and YOU would not be reading this signature if it was not for the Almighty to allow your eyes to see!
Radical religious person. Nothing collided with nothing, the Almighty did everything, and the world is 5780 years old. It's true. Deal with it.
No, please don't argue! I'm innocent!

Yes, we may too, may all of us be innocent.

Unless you're not...

WAMP WAMP!
Too many mistakes in NS issues to have it be my RL views.
Hi, The east pacific!
GLORIOUS AMERICANIUM IMPERIUM!
Religious, pro-life, straight.
ALL LIVES MATTER!

And Marrabuk said to Lerasi...........

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-Astoria
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Posts: 1970
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria » Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:17 am

A large heaping of paella.

Republic of Astoria | Tarain Asdair | Vasnin Astoir
New updates! (bold) | Constitution | Bill of Rights | Anthem | Lyrics | Embassy | FAQ | NS stats unused
Jul 9, 2020
✉ Asdairtydden: Limited train services reinstated in most cities | Dialects in the digital era: an insight | Weather: Footscray ☁ 14°C | Altas ☁ 16° | Esterpine ☁ 15° |  Naltgybal ☂⛆ 13° | Ceirtryn ☀ 17° | Bynscel ☁ 21° | Lyteel  ☁ 13° | Traffic: Roadworks on Ont'l Hwy 415: ⛕use Hwy 413 or 500

A 7 civ | 9th in NSFB#1! | 10/10 by DGES | Much hope; much nostalgia - yes.
Low-effort responses since 15/5/20: 57½
mmm free kills | mit zuckerguß


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La xinga
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Posts: 1946
Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby La xinga » Wed Jun 17, 2020 2:57 am

-Astoria wrote:A large heaping of paella.

LOL why?

/SKIP ME
He created everything, and he was forever and will always be. He is perfect and his word is always true. He will never change his word, and YOU would not be reading this signature if it was not for the Almighty to allow your eyes to see!
Radical religious person. Nothing collided with nothing, the Almighty did everything, and the world is 5780 years old. It's true. Deal with it.
No, please don't argue! I'm innocent!

Yes, we may too, may all of us be innocent.

Unless you're not...

WAMP WAMP!
Too many mistakes in NS issues to have it be my RL views.
Hi, The east pacific!
GLORIOUS AMERICANIUM IMPERIUM!
Religious, pro-life, straight.
ALL LIVES MATTER!

And Marrabuk said to Lerasi...........

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United Anarchist Communes
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Posts: 6
Founded: Mar 22, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby United Anarchist Communes » Wed Jun 17, 2020 3:09 am

-Astoria wrote:A large heaping of paella.

I'll go on with fish, so I'll offer a baked bream, with a bed of onion, lemon juice and potatoes. With a delicate topping of multiple spices.
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✭A confederation of four Ⓐnarcho-communist communes✭
UAC information is being constructed offline. The language is a WIP.

(We do not use NS population stats)
Current population: 40.2 million
Current year: 2020
Civilization: Tier 4-Level 0-Type 4according to this index
Military: Skill 4-Discipline 7-Morale 4according to this index

News:Ornithologists spot a leucistic golden eagle nearby a rural village|Bean crops being attacked by a fungus, drones are used to disperse an ecological fungicide|Sick female European Lynx rescued, transported to a Wildlife Veterinarian Centre|Kids play paintball with the Militias, "Oh no, they're winning!" says militiawoman faking getting shot|

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1149
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:50 am

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❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
"Imagine working to death on factbooks and everyone thinks my nation is just cats."
PMT post-revolution, nuclear-ravaged crowned republic in post-imperialism retro futuristic universe. Mixed market, social democratic oligarchy with technocratic ideals and cultural nationalism parading powerless church and monarchy. A nation of PTSD hidden under the mask of complete normalcy, with monthly drug allowance fuelling blurred dreams of order and stability while we keep the wasteland shut and pretend it isn't there. Every policy is a coping mechanism | Dispatch of Cats (Closed)

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-Astoria-
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Posts: 423
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria- » Thu Jun 25, 2020 3:54 pm

/skipme

ASTORIA - the other third of F7's official representatives w/ Nooooooooooooooo & Valentine Z.
Please disregard any OOC posts made before 1/1/2020 - new year, new changes [& hopefully being less of a massive bellend].
BUGGER IT - this flag is IC now. [luckily I haven't made the previous ones canon] | -Astoria is my main - use their factbooks if you see this nation.
Politiscales | LeftValues | RightValues


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La xinga
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Posts: 1946
Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby La xinga » Thu Jun 25, 2020 4:11 pm

Zitravgrad wrote:

Cat food, fish, bird, and water.
He created everything, and he was forever and will always be. He is perfect and his word is always true. He will never change his word, and YOU would not be reading this signature if it was not for the Almighty to allow your eyes to see!
Radical religious person. Nothing collided with nothing, the Almighty did everything, and the world is 5780 years old. It's true. Deal with it.
No, please don't argue! I'm innocent!

Yes, we may too, may all of us be innocent.

Unless you're not...

WAMP WAMP!
Too many mistakes in NS issues to have it be my RL views.
Hi, The east pacific!
GLORIOUS AMERICANIUM IMPERIUM!
Religious, pro-life, straight.
ALL LIVES MATTER!

And Marrabuk said to Lerasi...........

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 502
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Jun 25, 2020 4:12 pm

Crown roast and an Italian salad, with vodka on the side.
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.



L O T S O F M E--A tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies-- L O T S O F M E
L O T S O F M E --F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore Polygamy, WMD, and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh-- L O T S O F M E

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Nacrad
Diplomat
 
Posts: 647
Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Nacrad » Thu Jun 25, 2020 4:13 pm

Steak
A 14 civilization, according to this index.

NEWS: Jingdezhen under threat of encirclement, Army pushes for Nanchang, desperate Kongsinese uses "damn near suicidal" techniques, says general | Military Administration decrees use of Nacradian Dollars as official in Occupied Kongsi | Unemployment rate to reach 3% by December, "sound the alarms", says economist | Parliamentary debate regarding Kongsi, "It'll be a cold day in Hell for us to integrate them into Nacrad", says representative | Teochow region to hold non-binding referendum regarding statehood on Monday

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Talatorrum
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 41
Founded: Apr 12, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Talatorrum » Thu Jun 25, 2020 4:14 pm

A bullet.
If it has to be food then I will serve them some poisoned bread.
I dont like libs and I don't use stats, but they are a good indicator of Talatorrum's structure.

Pro:
-religion
-absolute monarchy
-censorship
-militarism
-slave economy
-caste
-traditionalism
-ultranationalism
-eugenics
-imperialism
-infanticide
-sacrifice
-closed borders
-feudalism
-autocracy
-racial supremacy
-heterosexuality

Neutral:
-capitalism
-fascism

Anti:
-democracy
-anarchism
-feminism
-abortion
-corporatism
-socialism
-communism
-pacifism
-libertarianism
-equal-rights
-women's-rights
-open borders
-globalism
-humanism
-veganism
-social democracy
-liberalism
-homosexuality

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Ovesa
Diplomat
 
Posts: 504
Founded: May 16, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ovesa » Thu Jun 25, 2020 6:18 pm

I don't know, what are you supposed to serve an evil corporate death god?

I'm going to choose steak. It's a bit too formal for Ovesan standards, but it's a decent go to for not immediately getting shot on sight.

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-Astoria
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Posts: 1970
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria » Thu Jun 25, 2020 6:23 pm

Salmon with tartar.

Republic of Astoria | Tarain Asdair | Vasnin Astoir
New updates! (bold) | Constitution | Bill of Rights | Anthem | Lyrics | Embassy | FAQ | NS stats unused
Jul 9, 2020
✉ Asdairtydden: Limited train services reinstated in most cities | Dialects in the digital era: an insight | Weather: Footscray ☁ 14°C | Altas ☁ 16° | Esterpine ☁ 15° |  Naltgybal ☂⛆ 13° | Ceirtryn ☀ 17° | Bynscel ☁ 21° | Lyteel  ☁ 13° | Traffic: Roadworks on Ont'l Hwy 415: ⛕use Hwy 413 or 500

A 7 civ | 9th in NSFB#1! | 10/10 by DGES | Much hope; much nostalgia - yes.
Low-effort responses since 15/5/20: 57½
mmm free kills | mit zuckerguß


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United Anarchist Communes
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Mar 22, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby United Anarchist Communes » Sat Jun 27, 2020 4:12 am

Their citizens seem to always be in highly urbanized areas. Maybe the AN leader will enjoy something sweet, made with fresh and completely organic products.

Some honey-roasted vegetables will make it:
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✭A confederation of four Ⓐnarcho-communist communes✭
UAC information is being constructed offline. The language is a WIP.

(We do not use NS population stats)
Current population: 40.2 million
Current year: 2020
Civilization: Tier 4-Level 0-Type 4according to this index
Military: Skill 4-Discipline 7-Morale 4according to this index

News:Ornithologists spot a leucistic golden eagle nearby a rural village|Bean crops being attacked by a fungus, drones are used to disperse an ecological fungicide|Sick female European Lynx rescued, transported to a Wildlife Veterinarian Centre|Kids play paintball with the Militias, "Oh no, they're winning!" says militiawoman faking getting shot|

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Novos Romanos
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Novos Romanos » Sat Jun 27, 2020 4:13 am

sushi as its our main dish
Last edited by Novos Romanos on Sat Jun 27, 2020 4:13 am, edited 2 times in total.
yes

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Nevertopia
Envoy
 
Posts: 232
Founded: May 27, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nevertopia » Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:19 am

viewtopic.php?f=25&t=471648 :p

Brontosaurus steak on Fava beans with a nice Chianti and a loaf of Lembas.
Black Lives Matter

An 18.2 civilization, according to this index.
Tier 5: Practical Physicist | Level 5: Mystical Magician | Type 5: Regional Regent
This nation's overview is the primary canon. For more information use NS stats.

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