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La xinga
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Continue the story IV

Postby La xinga » Sun May 24, 2020 1:43 pm

III died, IV rises!!!

Just continue the story from the AN which can be about anything! Change the topic as much as thou likes!

If you leave off in the middle of a sentence, youe should put a "..." at the end. Example:

And so, La xinga was horrible at righting OP posts, and then........


Also, although I said "change the topic as much as thou likes," don't go completely astray. Try to connect it to the AN. Thank you, and have fun!

Also, if you see a NINJA'D post, try to combine the two, first one happening first.
Anyway, I'LL START!
One day, on an olive tree in Israel......
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Postby Prosperon » Sun May 24, 2020 1:45 pm

...A man was perched upon a teetering pole of pure gold...
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Postby Imperium Polskie » Sun May 24, 2020 1:49 pm

Prosperon wrote:...A man was perched upon a teetering pole of pure gold...

and he began to cry, for his molars had sudenly been replaced by a gun!
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Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Sun May 24, 2020 1:50 pm

He accidentally fired the molar guns, killing himself. Police soon came to the scene, and they found...
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Postby Talitoa » Sun May 24, 2020 1:51 pm

Imperium Polskie wrote:
Prosperon wrote:...A man was perched upon a teetering pole of pure gold...

and he began to cry, for his molars had sudenly been replaced by a gun!

He was shot, and while falling, he wondered how he got to this point.

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Postby Saint Nicholas and the Hussars » Sun May 24, 2020 1:53 pm

A ninja? Already? Ugh, well, I’ll combine the stories, TCM happens first, so I guess in some sort of after life he ponders what AN said.



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Postby Wochaystein » Sun May 24, 2020 3:10 pm

Saint Nicholas and the Hussars wrote:A ninja? Already? Ugh, well, I’ll combine the stories, TCM happens first, so I guess in some sort of after life he ponders what AN said.



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Postby La xinga » Sun May 24, 2020 3:15 pm

A monkey appears in the darkness, taking the portal back to Israel. He sees the dead man lying there, and he said......
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Postby La xinga » Mon May 25, 2020 12:05 pm

/bump
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And Marrabuk said to Lerasi...........

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Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Mon May 25, 2020 12:43 pm

La xinga wrote:A monkey appears in the darkness, taking the portal back to Israel. He sees the dead man lying there, and he said......

"I am the Lord your God who brought you up out of the land of Egypt." The monkey then revived the man, who immediately...
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Postby La xinga » Mon May 25, 2020 2:15 pm

The Cosmic Mainframe wrote:
La xinga wrote:A monkey appears in the darkness, taking the portal back to Israel. He sees the dead man lying there, and he said......

"I am the Lord your God who brought you up out of the land of Egypt." The monkey then revived the man, who immediately...

OOC: Why did that sentence remind me of the Golden calf?

[Continuing the story]

who immediately attacked him as the false messiah and a faker and killed the monkey. The the police came, and said to the man:
He created everything, and he was forever and will always be. He is perfect and his word is always true. He will never change his word, and YOU would not be reading this signature if it was not for the Almighty to allow your eyes to see!
Radical religious person. Nothing collided with nothing, the Almighty did everything, and the world is 5780 years old. It's true. Deal with it.
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Postby Cupofchar » Sun May 31, 2020 4:09 am

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And the monkey replied, "That is because they are..."

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Postby Baddo Darklands » Thu Jun 04, 2020 10:18 am

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Postby La xinga » Thu Jun 04, 2020 10:20 am

Then the cops went and began mass murder, so the Israeli army came with Dick Cheny and said to the monkey:
He created everything, and he was forever and will always be. He is perfect and his word is always true. He will never change his word, and YOU would not be reading this signature if it was not for the Almighty to allow your eyes to see!
Radical religious person. Nothing collided with nothing, the Almighty did everything, and the world is 5780 years old. It's true. Deal with it.
No, please don't argue! I'm innocent!

Yes, we may too, may all of us be innocent.

Unless you're not...

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"...Simply stated, there is no doubt that these cops now have weapons of mass destruction. There is no doubt that they are amassing them to use against them against our friends, against our allies, and against us. The risks of inaction are far greater than the risk of action." With that, Cheney and the Israeli army charged against the cops, and the seemingly endless ranks of the two forces looked poised to clash for the battle of the century. But before they could meet, the monkey, caught between them, pulled out a...
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Postby All Countryhumans » Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:20 am

rocket launcher, and then he shot officer......

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Postby La xinga » Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:10 pm

officer monkey. Monkey got up, blood bleeding form his back, took out his Uzi, and shot Dick Cheny and other members of the Israeli army. Then the cops and the monkey went across the world to travel, and you said.......
He created everything, and he was forever and will always be. He is perfect and his word is always true. He will never change his word, and YOU would not be reading this signature if it was not for the Almighty to allow your eyes to see!
Radical religious person. Nothing collided with nothing, the Almighty did everything, and the world is 5780 years old. It's true. Deal with it.
No, please don't argue! I'm innocent!

Yes, we may too, may all of us be innocent.

Unless you're not...

WAMP WAMP!
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Hi, The east pacific!
GLORIOUS AMERICANIUM IMPERIUM!
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ALL LIVES MATTER!

And Marrabuk said to Lerasi...........

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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:14 pm

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dearth Plagueis the Wise?"
The monkey had not.
"It's not a story the Jedi would tell you," continued the cops.
The monkey, nonplussed, shrugged, and decided to visit...
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Postby Dollystana » Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:20 pm

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dearth Plagueis the Wise?"
The monkey had not.
"It's not a story the Jedi would tell you," continued the cops.
The monkey, nonplussed, shrugged, and decided to visit...

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Postby Nullhaven » Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:23 pm

Dollystana wrote:
Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dearth Plagueis the Wise?"
The monkey had not.
"It's not a story the Jedi would tell you," continued the cops.
The monkey, nonplussed, shrugged, and decided to visit...

Donald Trump, in an alternate universe where he made America great again. Then Trump said to him...


"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

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Postby Freedom and memes » Mon Jun 08, 2020 10:19 pm

But the monkey, suddenly having the iq of a monkey, flung his poo at Donald Trump

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Postby Comheart » Mon Jun 08, 2020 11:40 pm

Freedom and memes wrote:But the monkey, suddenly having the iq of a monkey, flung his poo at Donald Trump

Trump had dodged it though, but it unfortunately landed on Kim Jong-Un's face instead because he was right behind the President.

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Postby La xinga » Tue Jun 09, 2020 5:12 am

Kim Jong-un exploded when the poop touched him, but then the monkey grabbed THE PRESIDENT and went back to the real world with him, guns aiming at the president.
He created everything, and he was forever and will always be. He is perfect and his word is always true. He will never change his word, and YOU would not be reading this signature if it was not for the Almighty to allow your eyes to see!
Radical religious person. Nothing collided with nothing, the Almighty did everything, and the world is 5780 years old. It's true. Deal with it.
No, please don't argue! I'm innocent!

Yes, we may too, may all of us be innocent.

Unless you're not...

WAMP WAMP!
If you support capitalism, put this in your signature.
Hi, The east pacific!
GLORIOUS AMERICANIUM IMPERIUM!
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ALL LIVES MATTER!

And Marrabuk said to Lerasi...........

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Postby Dollystana » Wed Jun 10, 2020 10:29 am

La xinga wrote:Kim Jong-un exploded when the poop touched him, but then the monkey grabbed THE PRESIDENT and went back to the real world with him, guns aiming at the president.

But then the monkey looked away from the president because he saw an aardvark, and he yeeted her into outer space.
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