[title] Suit Yourself!
[validity] nudity not allowed, has law enforcement
[desc] A man on a train caused a ruckus today as he boarded the train stark naked. After he was arrested, it was revealed that he was a tourist from Amelathenia, a country infamous for its laws which enforce compulsory nudity.
[option] "This man is a terrorist!" fumes police officer @@RANDOMNAME@@, squeezing a glass of water in his tightly clenched fist. "This man thought he could bring his barbaric culture into our extremely civilised society? Well let's see how he likes to bare it all when we lock him up and throw away the key!" He throws the glass out of the window in anger.
[validity] has prison
[effect] foreigners shower in swimming attire for propriety's sake
[option] "This man is a terrorist!" fumes police officer @@RANDOMNAME@@, squeezing a glass of water in his tightly clenched fist. "This man thought he could bring his barbaric culture into our civilized society? Well he can bare it all all he likes once we deport him and all of his other nude loony friends back to their dirty country!" He throws the glass out of the window in anger.
[validity] no prison
[effect] foreigners shower in swimming attire for propriety's sake
[option] "Please, @@LEADER@@, help me out here!" pleads the man in question, trembling in his orange jumpsuit. "You may think I'm a weirdo, but many Amelathanians like me trigger strong reactions to clothes. Probably. Wearing my suit in the hotel made me go insane! Maybe. Anyways, set up special 'safe zones' for people like me to be nude all we want in your country. It can be away from the rest of society if you want."
[effect] @@DENONYMPLURAL@@ fake Amelathanian passports so they can have an excuse for their public rawness
[option] "None of this would had happened if we just allowed nudism," sighs psychologist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "If we allowed nudism, then maybe @@DENONYMPLURAL@@ wouldn't be so shocked to so see someone in their natural clothes. Nudity isn't crudity!"
[effect] a birthday suit is appropriate for public transport now
[validity] nudity not allowed, has law enforcement
[desc] A man on a train caused a ruckus today as he boarded the train stark naked. After he was arrested, it was revealed that he was a tourist from Amelathenia, a country infamous for its laws which enforce compulsory nudity.
[option] "This man is a terrorist!" fumes police officer @@RANDOMNAME@@, squeezing a glass of water in his tightly clenched fist. "This man thought he could bring his barbaric culture into our extremely civilised society? Well let's see how he likes to bare it all when we lock him up and throw away the key!" He throws the glass out of the window in anger.
[validity] has prison
[effect] foreigners shower in swimming attire for propriety's sake
[option] "This man is a terrorist!" fumes police officer @@RANDOMNAME@@, squeezing a glass of water in his tightly clenched fist. "This man thought he could bring his barbaric culture into our civilized society? Well he can bare it all all he likes once we deport him and all of his other nude loony friends back to their dirty country!" He throws the glass out of the window in anger.
[validity] no prison
[effect] foreigners shower in swimming attire for propriety's sake
[option] "Please, @@LEADER@@, help me out here!" pleads the man in question, trembling in his orange jumpsuit. "You may think I'm a weirdo, but many Amelathanians like me trigger strong reactions to clothes. Probably. Wearing my suit in the hotel made me go insane! Maybe. Anyways, set up special 'safe zones' for people like me to be nude all we want in your country. It can be away from the rest of society if you want."
[effect] @@DENONYMPLURAL@@ fake Amelathanian passports so they can have an excuse for their public rawness
[option] "None of this would had happened if we just allowed nudism," sighs psychologist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "If we allowed nudism, then maybe @@DENONYMPLURAL@@ wouldn't be so shocked to so see someone in their natural clothes. Nudity isn't crudity!"
[effect] a birthday suit is appropriate for public transport now