“A World Worth Learning?”
Description:
Ridicule has been directed at @@NAME@@ after an international study by the Cosmopolitan Tribune revealed that over 22 percent of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ didn’t know of the existence of the ongoing Lilliputian civil-war and nearly ten percent couldn’t identify @@NAME@@ on a world map. An arriving crowd of journalists, ambassadors, and ministers have made your office the destination to consult you on this matter.
Validity: Not really valid for nations that have no freedom of the press, high intelligence, or high public education.
Option 1: “We cannot be fazed by a group of snooty internationalist writers, who are simply jealous of our magnificent @@TYPE@@,” grumbles patriot Noah Knonscense, as he lights the newest edition of the Cosmopolitan Tribune ablaze and nonchalantly tosses it over his shoulder. “Who cares about some little war or a stupid map? I suggest we gather up and burn all the editions of the Cosmopolitan Tribune. Oh, and scrap all teaching of international subjects. Why waste @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ learning about other inferior nations?”
Effect: @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are taught about the illustrious history of their nation and that 'there are some other people beyond the border'
Option 2: Head editor Elia Interlove rushes out towards the burning newspaper. “This issue could be so easily solved," she exclaims while beating flames, “if you all simply listened to the suggestions of other progressive nations!” Smothering embers, she adds, “Not only do international events influence @@NAME@@, but learning about other cultures and people increases empathy and understanding. A broadened educational curriculum and a government campaign for citizens to learn about the world will completely extinguish this problem.”
Effect: kindergartners in @@NAME@@ are surprisingly knowledgeable about the inter-political Lilliputian disputes of the past century
Option 3: “Though Ms. Interlove’s suggestions are well-intentioned, I doubt they will go far enough,” utters the Lilliputian ambassador disdainfully as he closes a book titled ‘A History of @@NAME@@’. "@@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ writers and teachers will never be able to do justice to our nation’s great culture and history. Only by traveling to our great nation and experiencing our culture will your ignorant citizens truly be able to understand us. @@LEADER@@, I urge you to only allow writers and teachers to teach about subjects from their country of origin, and encourage your citizens to travel abroad.”
Effect: @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are told to leave the country if they express any interest in another nation
Option 4: “Don't you see the prime opportunity this situation presents?” whispers your Minister of Press Relations. “Surely, we can teach people about other nations...but why not add a little twist? We can ‘enhance’ the history and accomplishments of @@NAME@@ and its allies while highlighting the failures and issues of our enemies. It will help to maintain an unthinking—erm loyal populace who supports our glorious leader! Of course, we'll need to control the media to an extent to ensure our narrative remains consistent…”
Effect: horror writers often double as the textbook authors for @@NAME@@'s enemies