and I tried to throw a few other references in here. And yes, I'm aware that I've mixed up characters something awful.
Title: @@LEADER@@ on a Roof
The Issue: Your uncle has interrupted your breakfast to tell you that your cousin has been wed — to an illegal immigrant.
Validity: Marriage is legal, very very low inclusivity
Option 1: "Impossible, unthinkable! My daughter, your cousin, has eloped with an illegal, not to mention threw our whole tradition and way of life away to a penniless bum who wears nose rings and drinks @@ANIMAL@@ urine for some goddess," says your uncle, breaking into dance for some inexplicable reason. "If you had any sense of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ pride, tradition, and law, you would disown her just as I have, and deport that weird-looking bug back to Brancaland. TRADIIITIOOOON!" You look up to where he's pointing to see a leak in the ceiling.
[effect] @@LEADER@@ has a very small family
Validity: Not vegetarian, No Prohibition
Option 2a: "I'm not thrilled your cousin's marrying my son," says Wolf Moonbeam of the Brancish Perchick tribe, offering you hard liquor and a healthy slice of beef. "But look into her eyes. See how happy she is!" He holds up a blurry year-old photo of her. "Get over her dumping me just as I have, never mind the fact that I'll be a rich man. This is about them — don't hide their marriage, celebrate it! Oh, and make him and others like him legal citizens while you're at it."
[effect] @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ culture has been disapproved by the government
Validity: Vegetarian OR Prohibition
Option 2b: "I'm not thrilled your cousin's marrying my son," says Wolf Moonbeam of the Brancish Perchick tribe, offering you some syrup and a healthy slice of cheese. "But look into her eyes. See how happy she is!" He holds up a blurry year-old photo of her. "Get over her dumping me just as I have, never mind the fact that I'll be a rich man. This is about them — don't hide their marriage, celebrate it! Oh, and make him and others like him legal citizens while you're at it."
[effect] @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ culture has been disapproved by the government
Option 3: "You could just make all interethnic marriage illegal," says your brother, looking most out-of-place with his latest attempt at a mustache and T-shirt reading "Orders Are Orders". "Oh, and forcibly separate those already in mixed marriages. Muscle tough!" He begins playing a fiddle.
[effect] inbreeding has become the new in thing