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Federal Spanish States
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Founded: Feb 19, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

"There's a tax for that!" 2: 2020 Boogaloo

Postby Federal Spanish States » Sun May 03, 2020 2:02 pm

Welcome to the "There's a tax for that" thread's second iteration (after the first one died).

Here's more or less how it works:

Nation A says something, which gets taxed by Nation B, who then says something else that will be taxed by nation C.

And so on, and so on... may the taxing begin!
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My signature being a "yesn't signature".
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-Astoria
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Founded: Mar 14, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria » Sun May 03, 2020 2:05 pm

die Erste There's a tax for that!
Taxing someone who taxed another nation?
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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Sun May 03, 2020 2:15 pm

There's a (WA) tax for that.


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Hunzali
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Founded: Apr 08, 2020
Capitalizt

Postby Hunzali » Sun May 03, 2020 2:17 pm

Too patriotic. TAXED!

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T-Posing in public?
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Federal Spanish States
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Posts: 130
Founded: Feb 19, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Federal Spanish States » Sun May 03, 2020 2:17 pm

Oops, sorry, there's a tax for that, and a hefty one!


Changing one's IC name?
Small canon update: My new IC name is "The Spanish Confederation".
Yesn't signature.
-Yesn't is the only legal way to say no. Change my mind.
-You ever mod your nation's flag into a game just for a dumb idea? Yeah...
-The Spanish keyboard layout is underrated.
-henlo.
-The "To the guillotine" thread is a bootleg version of the "There's a tax for that" thread. Change my mind.

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Onfande
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Founded: Nov 06, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Onfande » Sun May 03, 2020 2:20 pm

No name changes without tax!

Is there a tax for anxiety?
The forum is a nice place.

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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Sun May 03, 2020 2:22 pm

Yes, there is indeed a large tax for that!

Entering the Flag Bracket?
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Penguinya
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Penguinya » Sun May 03, 2020 2:23 pm

There's a tax for that!

Asking if I will tax you?
I’m Penguinya, a nation which is themed off of penguins and aims to build a big military. It's just hard sometimes...
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WIP I guess. :/
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun May 03, 2020 2:23 pm

Huge tax, as only nations with original flags can do so.

Ninja'd: Definitely about fourteen taxes for that.

Having a pronounceable nation name?
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Dukin Donuts
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Posts: 200
Founded: Apr 09, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dukin Donuts » Sun May 03, 2020 2:25 pm

There....boogles tax laws... will be tax for that!



Photoshopping catgirls eating flags?
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Kathol Rift
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Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Sun May 03, 2020 2:26 pm

There is a huge tax for that, it’s called the heresy tax


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-Astoria
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria » Sun May 03, 2020 2:27 pm

A hefty tax there is for that!
Doing things at bed o'clock?

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Federal Spanish States
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Founded: Feb 19, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Federal Spanish States » Sun May 03, 2020 2:27 pm

Ooooohh... there's a tax for that, and a hefty one.



Modding flags into Age of Empires 3?
Small canon update: My new IC name is "The Spanish Confederation".
Yesn't signature.
-Yesn't is the only legal way to say no. Change my mind.
-You ever mod your nation's flag into a game just for a dumb idea? Yeah...
-The Spanish keyboard layout is underrated.
-henlo.
-The "To the guillotine" thread is a bootleg version of the "There's a tax for that" thread. Change my mind.

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Penguinya
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Founded: Jan 25, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Penguinya » Sun May 03, 2020 2:27 pm

THERE'S A MASSIVE TAX FOR THAT!

Shooting a gun without ammo?
I’m Penguinya, a nation which is themed off of penguins and aims to build a big military. It's just hard sometimes...
Penguinya mostly doesn’t represent my RL views.
I use NS stats because the Pacific has a guidebook.

COVID-19 does not affect Penguinya in any way, shape or form.

WIP I guess. :/
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun May 03, 2020 2:35 pm

Why would you do that? Major tax.

Living in 2020?
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L O T S O F M E--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies-- L O T S O F M E
L O T S O F M E --F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore Polygamy, WMD, and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh-- L O T S O F M E

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Federal Spanish States
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Founded: Feb 19, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Federal Spanish States » Sun May 03, 2020 2:37 pm

There's a tax for that both in NS and IRL. Yikes.

Playing NS?
Small canon update: My new IC name is "The Spanish Confederation".
Yesn't signature.
-Yesn't is the only legal way to say no. Change my mind.
-You ever mod your nation's flag into a game just for a dumb idea? Yeah...
-The Spanish keyboard layout is underrated.
-henlo.
-The "To the guillotine" thread is a bootleg version of the "There's a tax for that" thread. Change my mind.

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Onfande
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Founded: Nov 06, 2019
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Postby Onfande » Sun May 03, 2020 2:47 pm

Thats a 100% tax. Give me all of your income.

Saving salt from last year
The forum is a nice place.

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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Sun May 03, 2020 2:49 pm

Sorry, we tax for salt possession.

Travelling back in time to prevent the invention of taxes?
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Federal Spanish States
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Founded: Feb 19, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Federal Spanish States » Sun May 03, 2020 2:51 pm

Oi, oi, oi, there's a bloody tax for that, and a jail sentence!

Having three windows in your house?
Small canon update: My new IC name is "The Spanish Confederation".
Yesn't signature.
-Yesn't is the only legal way to say no. Change my mind.
-You ever mod your nation's flag into a game just for a dumb idea? Yeah...
-The Spanish keyboard layout is underrated.
-henlo.
-The "To the guillotine" thread is a bootleg version of the "There's a tax for that" thread. Change my mind.

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Penguinya
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Founded: Jan 25, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Penguinya » Sun May 03, 2020 2:51 pm

Tax for the time machine. A hefty tax.
I’m Penguinya, a nation which is themed off of penguins and aims to build a big military. It's just hard sometimes...
Penguinya mostly doesn’t represent my RL views.
I use NS stats because the Pacific has a guidebook.

COVID-19 does not affect Penguinya in any way, shape or form.

WIP I guess. :/
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Saint Nicholas and the Hussars
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Posts: 242
Founded: Feb 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Saint Nicholas and the Hussars » Sun May 03, 2020 2:52 pm

Taxes will always prevail. Taxes will always exist. It, as a concept, will be conceived. And then we time travel to tax you. Also, don’t bother killing anyone who does invent taxes. We’ll tax you to death, literally
Ninja’d

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Founded: Apr 21, 2020
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon May 04, 2020 9:51 am

There are 13 taxes for that, as well as 78 tariffs because we imported that tax.

Existing?
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A Very Important PSA National March King Alastair IV The Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do in Court

L O T S O F M E--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies-- L O T S O F M E
L O T S O F M E --F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore Polygamy, WMD, and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh-- L O T S O F M E

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Federal Spanish States
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Founded: Feb 19, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Federal Spanish States » Mon May 04, 2020 12:25 pm

Oh, boy! There's a hefty tax for that!


Saying "no" instead of "yesn't"?
Small canon update: My new IC name is "The Spanish Confederation".
Yesn't signature.
-Yesn't is the only legal way to say no. Change my mind.
-You ever mod your nation's flag into a game just for a dumb idea? Yeah...
-The Spanish keyboard layout is underrated.
-henlo.
-The "To the guillotine" thread is a bootleg version of the "There's a tax for that" thread. Change my mind.

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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Posts: 866
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Mon May 04, 2020 12:30 pm

There's yesn't saying that word without paying the tax.

DEATing the innocent?
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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
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Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Mon May 04, 2020 1:55 pm

If you want to DEAT unjustly, you have to pay the tax.


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