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Red Foxia
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Add an Ingredient

Postby Red Foxia » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:07 pm

I randomly thought of this, so here we go:

Add an Ingredient!

So, all you have to do is add an ingredient. It can be anything you want! Remember to give sizes (which can be any measurement, I'll even allow tons)!

You can also say stuff like "slice into X pieces" or "blend for X minutes", etc.!

I'll start:

Begin by putting 1 cup of milk into a bowl.

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Kathol Rift
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Postby Kathol Rift » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:09 pm

Add three cups of Parmesan cheese and mix thoroughly

I’m starting it out weird
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South Ccanda
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Postby South Ccanda » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:11 pm

Kathol Rift wrote:Add three cups of Parmesan cheese and mix thoroughly

I’m starting it out weird

let the cook come in to save it, then

Let simmer in a pan for thirty minutes
I am Center-Left Libertarian. (-3,-3) on the Political Compass. My friends call me Whiskey cause I was named after a bottle of Jack Daniel's.

My boss called me a few days ago to tell me we are having a meeting at work. The entire restaurant. Meeting. I guess we are going to clean up the place and get it ready to open back up. yaaaay/s I honestly dunno if I am ready to go back to work, but I don't really have a say in the matter I guess.
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Metrolus
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Postby Metrolus » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:13 pm

South Ccanda wrote:
Kathol Rift wrote:Add three cups of Parmesan cheese and mix thoroughly

I’m starting it out weird

let the cook come in to save it, then

Let simmer in a pan for thirty minutes


Add 20 cups of baking soda. It is for baking right?

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Red Foxia
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Postby Red Foxia » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:16 pm

Metrolus wrote:
South Ccanda wrote:let the cook come in to save it, then

Let simmer in a pan for thirty minutes


Add 20 cups of baking soda. It is for baking right?

Add exactly .0000002 kilograms of apple. Stir until your hand hurts.

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I Dont See Why Not
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Postby I Dont See Why Not » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:18 pm

Red Foxia wrote:
Metrolus wrote:
Add 20 cups of baking soda. It is for baking right?

Add exactly .0000002 kilograms of apple. Stir until your hand hurts.


Sprinkle 2 crushed Altoid mints into the mix

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Red Foxia
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Postby Red Foxia » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:20 pm

I Dont See Why Not wrote:
Red Foxia wrote:Add exactly .0000002 kilograms of apple. Stir until your hand hurts.


Sprinkle 2 crushed Altoid mints into the mix

Pour 15 oz of Eckie Cola (that stuff in issues) in it.

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Metrolus
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Postby Metrolus » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:23 pm

Microwave on HIGH for 2 minutes.

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Ayytaly
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Postby Ayytaly » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:25 pm

Add a liter of onion juice for taste
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Red Foxia
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Postby Red Foxia » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:27 pm

Ayytaly wrote:Add a liter of onion juice for taste

Too bland, needs more thyme.
Add 20 lbs of Thyme.

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Serbia-Macedonia
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Postby Serbia-Macedonia » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:28 pm

Throw it off the Burj Kalifa and have a random stranger pick it up. Instruct this random stranger to sh*t on it, and then place in a 3x9 pan. Add 1 tsp of salt, 1 tsp of black pepper, and 6 tbs of cinnamon. Fry thoroughly for around 2 hours.
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Shetialand
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Postby Shetialand » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:30 pm

Add 1 tblspoon of grease

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I Dont See Why Not
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Postby I Dont See Why Not » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:31 pm

Shetialand wrote:Add 1 tblspoon of grease


Apply Fire Extinguisher to grease fire. Use until Fire Extinguisher is empty

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Red Foxia
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Postby Red Foxia » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:31 pm

Stir
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Richonne
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Postby Richonne » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:55 pm

Add 10 billion Reeses Pieces

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I Dont See Why Not
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Postby I Dont See Why Not » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:55 pm

Have a near-fatal allergic reaction and get rushed to the hospital

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Ulymein
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Postby Ulymein » Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:09 pm

Richonne wrote:Add 10 billion Reeses Pieces

1. Add 2.17 grams of sugar and 0.45 milligrams of salt.
2. Sauté
3. Add 2 chicken thighs and marinate in salt-sugar mixture.

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Red Foxia
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Postby Red Foxia » Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:16 pm

Ulymein wrote:
Richonne wrote:Add 10 billion Reeses Pieces

1. Add 2.17 grams of sugar and 0.45 milligrams of salt.
2. Sauté
3. Add 2 chicken thighs and marinate in salt-sugar mixture.

Remember to add enough salt to cause the death of 2,000 snails.

Add 1 gram of sodium.

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Il Passione
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Postby Il Passione » Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:37 pm

Then you take the moon, and you take the sun...
Current year: 2000.
Since 1985, Passione has been one of the most powerful mafia syndicates and organized crime forces in Italy, possibly the world, despite having as little a 750 members, most of them gifted with extraordinary superpowers.

(This nation mainly relies on lore from the anime/manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, specifically Part 5, Golden Wind. It also uses lore developed in the non-canon light novels Purple Haze Feedback and Golden Heart, Golden Ring, as well as the unrelated anime Black Lagoon. This also contains diverged lore, specifically that everyone can see and interact with stans, Giorno Giovanna never existed, and that Sorbet & Gelato never died nor investigated the boss due to conceded demands.)

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Great-Caledonia
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Postby Great-Caledonia » Wed Apr 22, 2020 9:09 pm

Mix them up, wrap them up, and soak them in clarified butter...
Welcome to the Allied Kingdom of Great Caledonia
"In absentia lucis, Tenebrae vincunt"

Imagine a world where the British Isles are a far different place...A world where the War of the Roses never eradicated the House of York, but instead condemned them to the confines of the great northern Caledonia...A world where English Culture has been split down the middle, not only birthing two parallel, highly influential societies...but two highly competitive royal families as well.

While over 500 years may have passed since Richard III first marched forward through Christminster, the modern, democratic Kingdom of Great Caledonia will always be a lasting reminder of The House of York...and what it once was.

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The Sladerstan
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Postby The Sladerstan » Wed Apr 22, 2020 9:14 pm

Afterwards, pour 13 cups of mayonnaise and mustard into a bowl and mix throughly. Then, submerge the sun and moon into the bowl, add the concoction you just created, and put into the fridge for 10 hours.
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Saint Nicholas and the Hussars
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Postby Saint Nicholas and the Hussars » Wed Apr 22, 2020 9:19 pm

Eat and then dispose of through fecal matter waste.

Surprisingly, 90% of the original product maintained its original form, with similar appearance, smell, and taste, as well as other structures from the original object. 10% of it, however, as been replaced with fecal matter. Subject 1 has died from intestinal problems as well as intoxication, and other internal complications, including but not limited to:

-Whatever you expect from eating the sun
-Whatever you expect from “Sauté”
-Everything
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Red Foxia
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Postby Red Foxia » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:42 am

Add 1.5 litres of old 7up to the 90% remaining "food".
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Moialia
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Postby Moialia » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:44 am

Toxin. Tons of it.
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Aseurece
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Postby Aseurece » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:46 am

antitoxin. tons of it.

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