Democracy

[Peoples Republic of Sufferstan]

I am totally a democracy don't worry my people totally have the best civil rights and the best economy, our people is more free than birds and is totally a democracy, yes yes democracy democracy I am totally one and I am all about the people as you can see as my country is called "Peoples Republic of Sufferstan" I mean look at how amazing our civil rights is you guys will be so jealous of how free the people in Sufferstan is.

[A card farm]

I am totally a democracy don't worry my people totally have the best civil rights and the best economy, our people is more free than birds and is totally a democracy, yes yes democracy democracy I am totally one and I am all about the people as you can see as my country is called "Peoples Republic of Sufferstan" I mean look at how amazing our civil rights is you guys will be so jealous of how free the people in Sufferstan is.

Ok let me see Civil Rights Outlawed Political Freedom Outlawed WHAT is this

[Monsone]

I am totally a democracy don't worry my people totally have the best civil rights and the best economy, our people is more free than birds and is totally a democracy, yes yes democracy democracy I am totally one and I am all about the people as you can see as my country is called "Peoples Republic of Sufferstan" I mean look at how amazing our civil rights is you guys will be so jealous of how free the people in Sufferstan is.

Just like North Korea...

[Two-Oh-Four]

I too am totally a democracy with the best civil rights and economy. It’s not like there’s a Artificial Intelligence secretly in control of everything. We’re so free that the people don’t even worry about who’s leading them.

Clearly, we are just a democratic as The People’s Republic of Sufferstan.

[Tinhampton]

Tinhamptonians suffer under the yoke of repressive Mayor Saffron Howard, who was effectively selected after all other candidates dropped out. They enjoy no freedom, other than to eat, work, and roll their eyes no more than once in any given period of forty-eight hours.

[Monsone]

I'm so "democratic" that even though I'm a democracy, military coups are legal and it's legal to ban political parties under vauge notions of "state security" and "safety of the general populace."

[Shetialand]

I am totally a democracy don't worry my people totally have the best civil rights and the best economy, our people is more free than birds and is totally a democracy, yes yes democracy democracy I am totally one and I am all about the people as you can see as my country is called "Peoples Republic of Sufferstan" I mean look at how amazing our civil rights is you guys will be so jealous of how free the people in Sufferstan is.

The Supreme People's Council of Shetialand readily backs up that Sufferstan is the freest Democracy it's ever seen.

Wink

[Saint Nicholas and the Hussars]

I am such a moralistic democracy I don’t care about minorities and don’t give my people the ability to do anything and only feed them cheese and force them to die for no reason

[The Don and Humber]

Here in the PRDH we pride ourselves on democracy. We just like to make sure that nobody of the wrong class background participates in democracy, and that the democratically elected officials always follow the directives of the Communist Party. I mean, could it really count as democracy if we didn't?

[OOFD]

I am a full-blown democracy with a powerhouse economy and very good political freedoms and rights!

[Pain Suffering and Despair]

Would you look at that: Another utopic nation with a good name and good taste! What a stable, well-built system of democracy you have going there! Keeping a close and careful eye on your citizens' every moves — it's ingenious! You really have the people's concerns, safety, and desires in mind. Keep doing great things for your people, we're rooting for you.
With all of out support for Sufferstan,
from Pain Suffering and Despair.

[Alba and Cymru]

I am not a democracy, but I commend you for your noble democratic principles.