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Glurponia
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Posts: 41
Founded: Mar 28, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Game of Defeat

Postby Glurponia » Wed Apr 15, 2020 8:26 am

The rules here are simple. Post something that defeats AN's submission. ("Defeat" can be interpreted any way you like.)
For example, a thread might go...
Empire of Japan

United States

Obesity

Healthy Eating

And so on.

I'll start with a tree


The Tri-Planetary Coalition. A medium power on the galactic stage, with the internal squabbles you might expect from three different species with no shared history at all. It seems to work, however, as our many exports and intellectual wealth fund the highest quality of living this side of Central.
Glurponia uses NS stats and more or less represents my political views. Alternatively, here's my Political Compass

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Mossat
Diplomat
 
Posts: 598
Founded: Feb 25, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Mossat » Wed Apr 15, 2020 8:28 am

Glurponia wrote:snip


Woodchipper.
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Demonym: Mossacian (Pronounced with a "z")
Mossat Military Hardware Database(Under Construction)
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." - Albert Einstein
GENERATION 31: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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Strahcoin
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Wed Apr 15, 2020 8:31 am

Mossat wrote:
Glurponia wrote:snip


Woodchipper.

Electromagnetic Pulse
Not all NS stats/policies may be used. NOTICE: Factbooks and Dispatches are mostly outdated. See here for more info.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438 even though common sense dictates that I should have figured it out myself
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I am a conservative and a free-market capitalist. Trump is great, even though he is a moderate. There are only two genders. I like natural rights, but strong authority and cultural moralism are needed to protect them. Nation mostly represents my views.

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The Cosmic Mainframe
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1104
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Wed Apr 15, 2020 11:03 am

Faraday cage
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Kathol Rift
Diplomat
 
Posts: 686
Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Kathol Rift » Wed Apr 15, 2020 11:05 am

Fragmentation grenade
Just your average modernized Apache-Viking-Samurai-Mongol with robotic birds and big guns

Bisexual dude, loves reading and gaming. Don't know if I'm Christian, atheist, or Norse pagan anymore. I dislike both parties, give me healthcare and gun rights, damnit.

As the top of the sig says. Singularity technology and Juggernaut military by The Pacific Standards. Good news, the elite military force isn't rebelling anymore. Because they won. Downside, now the big nation is making us be a puppet for a while to make sure we play nice.

This nation was developed under the influence of metal

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-Astoria-
Senator
 
Posts: 3502
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria- » Wed Apr 22, 2020 4:32 am

An upturned bucket.
Republic of Astoria | Gwernaith Asdair | Šenvat Astoir
 24 May 2022 
 ✉ TV1 News | ▶ ⬤──────── (01:00) | Headlines: HSR fare increases postponed to April 2023 • Teachers' unions call for more clarity in matric exam guidelines • Day tourism in the Eastern Ranges: "much planned, but little implemented", say locals | Weather: Liskerry ☁ 9° • Altas ⛅ 4° • Esterpine ☁ 10° • Naltgybal ☁ 5° • Ceirtryn ❄ 0° • Bynscel ⛅ 8° • Lyteel ⛈ 1° | Traffic: 10 minutes delay on HR-31 southbound

IC: Anthem (lyrics) • EmbassiesFAQIntegrity | OOC: ⅐ Hep'virateCCL's VP • Hmm artist7 civ • 9th in NSFB#110/10: DGES


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Kamilistan
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 61
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kamilistan » Wed Apr 22, 2020 4:34 am

An electric baton

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Valentian Elysium
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 368
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Valentian Elysium » Wed Apr 22, 2020 4:34 am

/skip
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I like turtles
Nooooooooooooooo wrote:We happily await the arrival of Mr. Durant and his fluffy cat.

Australian rePublic wrote:"Meow meow meow, mu mu mu meow, meow meow meeooowww!"

Port Ember wrote:Cats are legal to own freely without license or registration - thus we hope they climitise well and live happy lives here!

Calliana wrote:Ms. Solomon's furry companions will also most certainly be welcome on our shores

The Holy and Exalted Empire of Valentian Elysium

Do you wanna build a snowman an embassy?
Don't mind me, I'm just trying to get my taxation and corruption down...somehow. And wash them hands!


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Gopnikea
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 366
Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Gopnikea » Wed Apr 22, 2020 4:35 am

Power loss

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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11655
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Wed Apr 22, 2020 4:35 am

A hand-cranked generator.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Factoro
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Factoro » Wed Apr 22, 2020 4:36 am

Rubber

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-Astoria-
Senator
 
Posts: 3502
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria- » Wed Apr 22, 2020 4:36 am

An electric chair.
Republic of Astoria | Gwernaith Asdair | Šenvat Astoir
 24 May 2022 
 ✉ TV1 News | ▶ ⬤──────── (01:00) | Headlines: HSR fare increases postponed to April 2023 • Teachers' unions call for more clarity in matric exam guidelines • Day tourism in the Eastern Ranges: "much planned, but little implemented", say locals | Weather: Liskerry ☁ 9° • Altas ⛅ 4° • Esterpine ☁ 10° • Naltgybal ☁ 5° • Ceirtryn ❄ 0° • Bynscel ⛅ 8° • Lyteel ⛈ 1° | Traffic: 10 minutes delay on HR-31 southbound

IC: Anthem (lyrics) • EmbassiesFAQIntegrity | OOC: ⅐ Hep'virateCCL's VP • Hmm artist7 civ • 9th in NSFB#110/10: DGES


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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11655
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Wed Apr 22, 2020 4:36 am

A pardon.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Strahcoin
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Wed Apr 22, 2020 9:55 am

Godular wrote:A pardon.

Vigilantism
Not all NS stats/policies may be used. NOTICE: Factbooks and Dispatches are mostly outdated. See here for more info.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438 even though common sense dictates that I should have figured it out myself
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I am a conservative and a free-market capitalist. Trump is great, even though he is a moderate. There are only two genders. I like natural rights, but strong authority and cultural moralism are needed to protect them. Nation mostly represents my views.

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Remulia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 583
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Wed Apr 22, 2020 9:59 am

Police.
FACTBOOKS and DISPATCHES

NSstats aren't used by this nation.

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

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Saint Nicholas and the Hussars
Envoy
 
Posts: 242
Founded: Feb 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Saint Nicholas and the Hussars » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:00 am

Logical Fallacies, apparently
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Northeast Xeritae
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Feb 17, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Northeast Xeritae » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:02 am

Saint Nicholas and the Hussars wrote:Logical Fallacies, apparently

Brains
In a pocket of reality lies Northeast Xeritae, all who travel through leaving thinking that it belongs.

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The Cosmic Mainframe
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1104
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:04 am

Northeast Xeritae wrote:
Saint Nicholas and the Hussars wrote:Logical Fallacies, apparently

Brains

Illegal drugs
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Biznesz
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Biznesz » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:04 am

Northeast Xeritae wrote:
Saint Nicholas and the Hussars wrote:Logical Fallacies, apparently

Brains

Nuclear Weapons

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Filasira
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Oct 31, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Filasira » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:06 am

The Cosmic Mainframe wrote:Illegal drugs

Legalization.

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The Xaviet Empire
Attaché
 
Posts: 93
Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:06 am

Being North Korea
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Remulia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 583
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:09 am

Being Russia.
FACTBOOKS and DISPATCHES

NSstats aren't used by this nation.

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

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The Cosmic Mainframe
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1104
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:11 am

Vladimir Lenin.
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

User avatar
-Astoria-
Senator
 
Posts: 3502
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria- » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:27 am

Anthrax.
Republic of Astoria | Gwernaith Asdair | Šenvat Astoir
 24 May 2022 
 ✉ TV1 News | ▶ ⬤──────── (01:00) | Headlines: HSR fare increases postponed to April 2023 • Teachers' unions call for more clarity in matric exam guidelines • Day tourism in the Eastern Ranges: "much planned, but little implemented", say locals | Weather: Liskerry ☁ 9° • Altas ⛅ 4° • Esterpine ☁ 10° • Naltgybal ☁ 5° • Ceirtryn ❄ 0° • Bynscel ⛅ 8° • Lyteel ⛈ 1° | Traffic: 10 minutes delay on HR-31 southbound

IC: Anthem (lyrics) • EmbassiesFAQIntegrity | OOC: ⅐ Hep'virateCCL's VP • Hmm artist7 civ • 9th in NSFB#110/10: DGES


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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11655
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:48 am

Face mask
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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