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[DRAFT] Condemn Kuriko

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McMasterdonia
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[DRAFT] Condemn Kuriko

Postby McMasterdonia » Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:43 pm

Given there are some extremely poor versions of this floating around, or like the laughable condemn the WA elite proposal...... I decided to have a go at condemning Kuriko for her truly evil ways.


The World Assembly,

Acknowledging that Kuriko presently serves as the World Assembly Delegate of 10000 Islands. During the rule of Kuriko, the nation has subjected the residents of 10000 Islands to a brutal reign, forcing the residents to participate in fun events, to vote for the nation's World Assembly proposals, and to eat tacos to excess;

Aware that the nation of Kuriko is ruled by the despotic royal family of the House of Klinton. The Klinton family have exploited the resources of the Kuriko nation in order to enrich themselves and advance their agenda on the international stage;

Astounded by the recent election of Kuriko to Secretary General of the World Assembly;

Shocked by the tactics used by Kuriko to win this election, which included telegram campaigns to voters, supporting the nation's opponents in the second last round, and running a well organised campaign. This effective campaigning resulted in the nation being known as “Krooked” Kuriko throughout the world;

Accepting that Kuriko received staggering amounts of cash that poured into the Klinton Foundation from criminals, dictators, and regions that hate the World Assembly and utilised these funds to finance the nations campaign for Secretary General;

Disturbed that Kuriko cut deals for donors and sold the nations votes in the World Assembly in exchange for support in the election;

Disgusted by Kuriko’s efforts to sell out World Assembly employees and World Assembly nations in need. Further disturbed that Kuriko sold the World Assembly’s uranium stockpile to The Rejected Realms in exchange for support in the election;

Angered that Kuriko described nations that did not vote for their proposals as “deplorable”. Finding that Kuriko’s demonising of hard working nations as the issue that is truly deplorable;

Perturbed by Kuriko’s lying to the World Assembly Bureau of Intelligence in relation to the destruction of the nation’s telegrams. Kuriko deleted thousands of important telegrams in order to prevent those records being presented before the World Assembly as evidence;

Realising that Kuriko has been a World Assembly nation for years and has contributed to making the World Assembly worse. Kuriko has ensured that taxes have increased dramatically, that telegrams were deleted, and the cost of passing resolutions is simply too high for individual nations;

Hyperemetic by the fact that Kuriko pretends to be a defender nation that is interested in protecting founderless regions despite Kuriko not residing in a founderless region;

Hereby Condemns Kuriko.

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Postby Zeritae » Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:46 pm

This but unironically. Hey, i'm second.
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Agarntrop wrote:snip

One already exists: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=484632&start=25

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Postby McMasterdonia » Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:52 pm

Zeritae wrote:This but unironically. Hey, i'm second.
VERY ironically, joke

Thank you, your support is crucial to the passage of this proposal. Please do tell your friends!

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Postby Balaslandia » Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:54 pm

:) :)
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Postby Zeritae » Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:54 pm

McMasterdonia wrote:
Zeritae wrote:This but unironically. Hey, i'm second.
VERY ironically, joke

Thank you, your support is crucial to the passage of this proposal. Please do tell your friends!

I will, to remove my region of This Game from most recenr condemnation status
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Zurkerx wrote:
Agarntrop wrote:snip

One already exists: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=484632&start=25

And seeing we're over the page limit, I #ilock now. We can't let the umm, super virus get out now.
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Tinhampton wrote:Direct the what what what what what again? I'm utterly baffled at what this has to do with the goodness of Friends With Benefits

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Re: Condemn Kuriko

Postby Yohannes » Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:55 pm

I heard that the Empress of Kuriko sold out hard-working World Assembly workers and WA nations in need—that she gave the World Assembly’s uranium rights to the Rejected Realms.

Is this true?
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Postby McMasterdonia » Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:56 pm

Yohannes wrote:I heard that the Empress of Kuriko sold out hard-working World Assembly workers and WA nations in need—that she gave the World Assembly’s uranium rights to the Rejected Realms.

Is this true?

It is included in the draft and was in a dispatch I saw, so 100% true

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Postby South Reinkalistan » Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:58 pm

Full support.
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Postby Tinhampton » Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:03 pm

KONDEMN! KONDEMN! KONDEMN! KONDEMN!!!!! Such an egregious menace against humanity and electoral sanity must be brought to justice and... erm, given a nice and shiny badge? Yes, given a nice, shiny badge so that we know what they've done just by referring to its contents in the World Census report supplement! :twisted:

But I like Kuriko! even though I voted for somebody else in the election... but then I exposed her deployment of Frattastanian telegram servers for deleted emails, so there :P
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Postby Dreadton » Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:09 pm

I do not like this proposal. Kuriko has done much worst. How evil you have to be to run a region that large. I will only vote for this if McMasterdoina orders me to.
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Postby Zeritae » Thu Apr 09, 2020 5:17 am

Dreadton wrote:I do not like this proposal. Kuriko has done much worst. How evil you have to be to run a region that large. I will only vote for this if McMasterdoina orders me to.

Doina?
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Zurkerx wrote:
Agarntrop wrote:snip

One already exists: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=484632&start=25

And seeing we're over the page limit, I #ilock now. We can't let the umm, super virus get out now.
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Tinhampton wrote:Direct the what what what what what again? I'm utterly baffled at what this has to do with the goodness of Friends With Benefits

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Postby Castelia » Thu Apr 09, 2020 5:24 am

It's good to see that Krooked Kuriko Klinton is finally getting their just desserts.
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Postby Zeritae » Thu Apr 09, 2020 5:29 am

Castelia wrote:It's good to see that Krooked Kuriko Klinton is finally getting their just desserts.

MacMisterdonia wrote:You should have voted for someone else
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Zurkerx wrote:
Agarntrop wrote:snip

One already exists: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=484632&start=25

And seeing we're over the page limit, I #ilock now. We can't let the umm, super virus get out now.
The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:Direct the what what what what what again? I'm utterly baffled at what this has to do with the goodness of Friends With Benefits

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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Thu Apr 09, 2020 6:15 am

After some of the crap that gets posted in this forum this was a welcome and funny diversion. Nice one McM.
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Postby The Atlae Isles » Thu Apr 09, 2020 2:20 pm

I'd honestly love to see this pass. Then someone should go by and commend her. :p
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Postby McMasterdonia » Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:31 pm

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:After some of the crap that gets posted in this forum this was a welcome and funny diversion. Nice one McM.

Thanks, glad that you enjoyed it :)
The Atlae Isles wrote:I'd honestly love to see this pass. Then someone should go by and commend her. :p

Well the Commendation is going to pass first. I think people are also a little sick of joke proposals actually being submitted :P


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