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[PROPOSED] Condemn McMasterdonia

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[PROPOSED] Condemn McMasterdonia

Postby The Yeetusa » Mon Apr 06, 2020 10:58 am

I know it's kind of late for this, but I really want this to be passed. Please vote!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_vi ... 1586194671
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Postby Morover » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:01 am

Beyond not being a good draft that actually lists more commendable details than condemnable details, quite a few of the clauses have nothing to do with McM at all. That's even in addition to not mentioning some of the stuff which is factually incorrect.
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Postby The Xaviet Empire » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:03 am

69 more approvals you say?
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Postby Zeritae » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:05 am

So shocking that anti-fascists would collude to kick the fash out. *no*, that is not condemnable.
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[PROPOSED] Condemn McMasterdonia

Postby Deacarsia » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:05 am

I strongly support this proposal.
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Postby Tinhampton » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:06 am

TNPers do whatever McMasterdonia tells them to? You're writing a resolution, not a NSUN#53 tribute act!

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Condemn McMasterdonia
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation
Nominee: McMasterdonia
Proposed by: The Yeetusa

DISGUSTED by the was that the candidates in the recent World Assembly (WA) Secretary-General election acted, with blatant rigging and corruption, further clarified in this proposal
ALARMED by the way that the candidates of the General Election worked together to push Jocospor out of the election.
SHOCKED by the way that Kuriko, the current WA Secretary-General, appealed to the members of The 10000 Islands to keep Jocospor out of the top 5.
ASTOUNDED that Caelapes had the nerve to openly telegram the majority of nations to keep Jocospor out of the election, potentially ruining their chances of making the Secretary-General.
APPALLED that once McMasterdonia was sure that Jocospor was out of the running, they dropped out of the race to become Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls's running mate.
RECOGNIZING that not only McMasterdonia has the highest number of endorsements in the WA, they are also the longest-serving delegate, meaning that any proposal goes in whatever way they want.
ACCUSING McMasterdonia of abuse of power, as they have almost complete control of The North Pacific. The members of the said region do practically whatever McMasterdonia wants, as they have also endorsed McMasterdonia. Their endorsements have given McMasterdonia 1079x the vote of any WA nation.
DISMAYED by the fact that McMasterdonia is a member of the so-called "WA Elite", meaning that because they and a couple of others have the most endorsements, they essentially control 50% of all votes cast, causing immeasurable power within the WA.

Hereby CONDEMNS McMasterdonia
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Postby Grenartia » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:06 am

You do realize, that even if this "WA Elite" bullshit yall keep yammering on about actually existed, that this entire measure is a farce, because it would rely on the "WA Elite" to pass, right? In that case, why even fucking bother?
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Postby Zeritae » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:07 am

Grenartia wrote:You do realize, that even if this "WA Elite" bullshit yall keep yammering on about actually existed, that this entire measure is a farce, because it would rely on the "WA Elite" to pass, right? In that case, why even fucking bother?

i would assume to placate an attempt at their Heil Joco delusions
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Postby Tinhampton » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:08 am

Grenartia wrote:You do realize, that even if this "WA Elite" bullshit yall keep yammering on about actually existed, that this entire measure is a farce, because it would rely on the "WA Elite" to pass, right? In that case, why even fucking bother?

All nine GCR Delegates (plus Anime Daisuki, at the time the multiverse's most powerful Delegate by some distance) voted against Condemn Hippostania, which still passed. Never underestimate the ability and capability of the individual member states to enact terrible proposals into law.
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Postby The Yeetusa » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:09 am

Tinhampton wrote:TNPers do whatever McMasterdonia tells them to? You're writing a resolution, not a NSUN#53 tribute act!

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Condemn McMasterdonia
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation
Nominee: McMasterdonia
Proposed by: The Yeetusa

DISGUSTED by the was that the candidates in the recent World Assembly (WA) Secretary-General election acted, with blatant rigging and corruption, further clarified in this proposal
ALARMED by the way that the candidates of the General Election worked together to push Jocospor out of the election.
SHOCKED by the way that Kuriko, the current WA Secretary-General, appealed to the members of The 10000 Islands to keep Jocospor out of the top 5.
ASTOUNDED that Caelapes had the nerve to openly telegram the majority of nations to keep Jocospor out of the election, potentially ruining their chances of making the Secretary-General.
APPALLED that once McMasterdonia was sure that Jocospor was out of the running, they dropped out of the race to become Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls's running mate.
RECOGNIZING that not only McMasterdonia has the highest number of endorsements in the WA, they are also the longest-serving delegate, meaning that any proposal goes in whatever way they want.
ACCUSING McMasterdonia of abuse of power, as they have almost complete control of The North Pacific. The members of the said region do practically whatever McMasterdonia wants, as they have also endorsed McMasterdonia. Their endorsements have given McMasterdonia 1079x the vote of any WA nation.
DISMAYED by the fact that McMasterdonia is a member of the so-called "WA Elite", meaning that because they and a couple of others have the most endorsements, they essentially control 50% of all votes cast, causing immeasurable power within the WA.

Hereby CONDEMNS McMasterdonia


I never technically said that. Additionally, it is undeniable that McMasterdonia has tremendous influence over TNP.

This has to be the 3rd time I tried to post this, because everyone keeps posting

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Postby Aenglaland » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:14 am

What's the point of this, really?
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Postby The Gilded Star » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:17 am

Grenartia wrote:You do realize, that even if this "WA Elite" bullshit yall keep yammering on about actually existed, that this entire measure is a farce, because it would rely on the "WA Elite" to pass, right? In that case, why even fucking bother?


It sorta exists, if you understand that "WA Elite" basically means "anyone who opposes Jocospor and/or fascist/nazi "roleplay"".

In that case, yeah, WA Elite does exist. It also makes up the some 80% of the NationStates population.

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Postby Grenartia » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:18 am

Tinhampton wrote:
Grenartia wrote:You do realize, that even if this "WA Elite" bullshit yall keep yammering on about actually existed, that this entire measure is a farce, because it would rely on the "WA Elite" to pass, right? In that case, why even fucking bother?

All nine GCR Delegates (plus Anime Daisuki, at the time the multiverse's most powerful Delegate by some distance) voted against Condemn Hippostania, which still passed. Never underestimate the ability and capability of the individual member states to enact terrible proposals into law.


I mean, I wouldn't call that a terrible proposal. Hell, he even wanted it.

But that's beside the point.

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Grenartia wrote:You do realize, that even if this "WA Elite" bullshit yall keep yammering on about actually existed, that this entire measure is a farce, because it would rely on the "WA Elite" to pass, right? In that case, why even fucking bother?


It sorta exists, if you understand that "WA Elite" basically means "anyone who opposes Jocospor and/or fascist/nazi "roleplay"".

In that case, yeah, WA Elite does exist. It also makes up the some 80% of the NationStates population.


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Postby Morover » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:19 am

The Gilded Star wrote:
Grenartia wrote:You do realize, that even if this "WA Elite" bullshit yall keep yammering on about actually existed, that this entire measure is a farce, because it would rely on the "WA Elite" to pass, right? In that case, why even fucking bother?


It sorta exists, if you understand that "WA Elite" basically means "anyone who opposes Jocospor and/or fascist/nazi "roleplay"".

In that case, yeah, WA Elite does exist. It also makes up the some 80% of the NationStates population.

If I recall, Joco has classified himself as WA Elite. Don't know what that entails, but it's worth noting.

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Postby Tinhampton » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:21 am

Also, am I the only one to have noticed that OP needed endorsements from the CCD in order to submit this proposal...?

(Regarding Condemn Hippostania: I was giving an example of a failed Delegate stomp, not an example of a rubbish proposal - which seems to have been mostly controversial for acknowledging non-compliance.)
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Postby The Yeetusa » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:25 am

Tinhampton wrote:Also, am I the only one to have noticed that OP needed endorsements from the CCD in order to submit this proposal...?

(Regarding Condemn Hippostania: I was giving an example of a failed Delegate stomp, not an example of a rubbish proposal - which seems to have been mostly controversial for acknowledging non-compliance.)


Hey man, I am in a WA-Deficient region. The Federation is mainly puppets. Of me and a few others
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Postby Mon Civia » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:28 am

The Yeetusa wrote:I know it's kind of late for this, but I really want this to be passed. Please vote!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_vi ... 1586194671


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Postby Loconianiccurelliver » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:45 am

I support
McMasterdontia is definitely very corrupt
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Postby The Yeetusa » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:48 am

Loconianiccurelliver wrote:I support
McMasterdontia is definitely very corrupt


Thanks, but your support doesn't help until enough delegates vote on the proposal.

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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:49 am

DISGUSTED by the was that the candidates in the recent World Assembly (WA) Secretary-General election acted, with blatant rigging and corruption, further clarified in this proposal


“Disgusted by the was...”. What the hell is this? Ever heard of proofreading? This proposal is almost as bad as the “Condemn Kuriko” attempt, though you do get bonus points for correct capitalisation.
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Postby The Yeetusa » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:50 am

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:
DISGUSTED by the was that the candidates in the recent World Assembly (WA) Secretary-General election acted, with blatant rigging and corruption, further clarified in this proposal


“Disgusted by the was...”. What the hell is this? Ever heard of proofreading? This proposal is almost as bad as the “Condemn Kuriko” attempt, though you do get bonus points for correct capitalisation.


Oh no...

I had to type it again, and I was kind of in a hurry. Stupid auto correct

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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:57 am

The Yeetusa wrote:
Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:
DISGUSTED by the was that the candidates in the recent World Assembly (WA) Secretary-General election acted, with blatant rigging and corruption, further clarified in this proposal


“Disgusted by the was...”. What the hell is this? Ever heard of proofreading? This proposal is almost as bad as the “Condemn Kuriko” attempt, though you do get bonus points for correct capitalisation.


Oh no...

I had to type it again, and I was kind of in a hurry. Stupid auto correct

A bad workman always blames his tools.

Seeing as you have an embassy with the CCD I think we can dismiss your attempt as another fash supporting waste of time.
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Postby The Yeetusa » Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:00 pm

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:
The Yeetusa wrote:
Oh no...

I had to type it again, and I was kind of in a hurry. Stupid auto correct

A bad workman always blames his tools.

Seeing as you have an embassy with the CCD I think we can dismiss your attempt as another fash supporting waste of time.


I never technically blamed auto correct, and yes, I do have an embassy with the CCD, but only because I support their ideology

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Postby Tinhampton » Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:09 pm

The Yeetusa wrote:yes, I do have an embassy with the CCD, but only because I support their ideology

With that said, I'm honestly not surprised that you'd choose to submit a proposal which pushes their "Round 3 vote-rigging against Jocospor" line :roll:
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Postby South Reinkalistan » Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:40 pm

+1 point to the OP for making me laugh.

But seriously, no.
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