Inspired by the movie trailer of the movie genre of Wes Anderson and his love for the New Yorker.
Anderson, please remake Terry Gilliam's Brazil. You will be so perfect for it.
In-Character
In the fine years of the 21th century, the Daily Carrot was there. Among the lines of the New Yorker, the Daily Carrot focuses itself in the near-pitch perfect city of the possibly fictional Anywhere City, United States. The Daily Carrot focuses on the simple and the uncommon. World politics and important events, the fine arts of the highs and lows, stories of the typical, illogical, eccentric, bizarre, insane, incorrect, and the overall ridiculous.
This is your story.
About: So what is the Daily Carrot? The Daily Carrot is an unique comedy and slice of life RP that focuses on your character being a journalist for the fictional magazine of The Daily Carrot. You work in a small and nearly dilapidated building in a "present day" 21th century United States in the city of Anywhere City. Anywhere City is deliberately made to be ambiguous and a surreal mind screw on it's location, though it's attributes is that the city is reminiscent of classical Americana and old town America. For research, I had to call the Anywhere City Tourism Division on what state the city is in (the phone number I managed to get a hold on was found at the bottom of a trash can full of McDonald's Big Mac wrappers), though it was no help. The only information I did get was that it was a step away from upstate New York and on the other side of the city, one can see the Hagia Sophia.
History of the Daily Carrot: The Daily Carrot was founded on the morning of Christmas in 1973, as a Christmas gift by the eccentric and dying Gustav Zissou towards his son, Randy Zissou. The last of Zissou's fortunes, which were due to profiting off from his vineyard and butter making dairy, before it was bulldozed in favor of a Walmart, were inherited to Randy, under the conditions that they would be put to good use. Randy, being the type who wanted to make sure that he still had millions of dollars by having a job that can make sure he still had millions of dollars, decided the best course of action was running his own printed media company.
The mid-70's were a modest point for journalism, since the Vietnam War was ending. Randy Zissou decided to partner with an old friend named Michael Noonan, who runs some oil fields around Anywhere City, with help on developing the company. The Daily Carrot appeared as a main idea, after both Zissou and Noonan were rumored to have gotten high off from a mixture of ketamine, glue, Valium, and Pixy Stixs. Both agreed that the result of this idea was a bad trip. Thus, the Daily Carrot was born.
The first issue focused primarily on the culture of Anywhere City and the arts. Much unusual highlights discussed in the first issue were the obituary of an artist who died during some performance art involving trying to sleep underwater and the story of the exotic toast enthusiasts of the Panama Canal. Zissou was paranoid that the first issue weren't sell well, so he had Noonan send copies overseas across the Pacific and Atlantic as a backup plan, if the magazines weren't selling well. While high sales were in Anywhere City, many people found the Daily Carrot to be too weird, strayed too heavily from mainstream topics around the time, and was commonly mistaken as a gardening magazine.
Zissou later gotten a polite letter from a businessman in Japan, requesting more issues.
And thus business boomed.
Soon, the ironic carrot emblem on the cover of every issue has let readers know that they were reading a fresh copy of the Daily Carrot. While both Zissou and Noonan pretty much retired and managed to use their profits to attempted ways to ascend to a higher plane of existence before dying, the one who helps with the Daily Carrot is the editor in-chief. For the editor in-chief, they are responsible for making sure that the Daily Carrot sells like hotcakes or like grand slams at a Denny's restaurant. They hire journalists, or probably some random guy off the street, since the alternative is fairly cheaper. Plus, a free job is a free job, especially in this type of economic climate. Usually, before an editor in-chief retires or dies, they pick a random individual to fill the role.
And this is where you come in!
Overall Story of the RP: For this RP, the story is set in present-day. The editor in-chief and some of his top journalists have died during a trip to see if the Bermuda Triangle is really cursed. Sadly, it is. Anywhere City is still around, but no money has been bothered to upgrade the Daily Carrot offices. Your offices, where your journalist characters will be working is this image below here.
The whole goal is to produce stories or other information for the Daily Carrot, which is further elaborated in the rules, without having the business go under. A main story arc deals with the new editor in-chief, a middle-aged melancholic man named Francis Smith, who is revealed to be the son of the late recent editor in-chief. He is caught up with the responsibility of managing the Daily Carrot, while dealing with criticisms from the original staff of Smith's nepotistic arrival to the office. While this arc unfolds, your characters are free to interact with one another and create their own story arcs. Maybe romance, maybe your character has an interesting secret (I understand, really. Pickle Rick is such an overrated meme, it's too hard to be honest with it), or maybe something is happening in Anywhere City that is stirring a lot more attention than it should.
Rules:
1. Fun is important. Without fun, the world is a cold and horrible place without a sense of joy. Make sure to have tons of FUN!
2. While any form of comedy is appreciated...well, expect for Scary Movie 2 and 5 and all of the Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer movies, make sure to keep it at a PG-13 level. Black or dark comedy is allowed, but don't go way overboard with it. I know when someone goes overboard when I see it.
3. No godmodding, cheating, or meta-gaming.
4. There are no fact-checkers in this RP, so feel free to have your characters come up with as much lies as they want in this post-truth environment. There! I saw a political joke that's probably going to get dated fast. Can I have that 2 grand now?
5. The type of RP is a sandbox city, however there may be times where things will have to be railroaded, solely to prevent your characters from noclipping into the Backrooms.
6. "Calling in work sick" is another term in the IC for a character that is inactive. If you believe you will be inactive for a heavy amount of time, let me know! Your character wouldn't vanish, but in the IC, other characters will give the explanation that the inactive character is sick, or has a family emergency to attend to. (Or for comedic reasons, they can be at home getting paid while slacking.)
7. Be respectful to other people in the OOC.
8. While I'm aware that some might have Mary Sues or Marty Stu's applied for the sake of comedic effect, for the sake of variation, the standard no Mary Sues and/or Marty Stu's is still enforced.
9. Grammar is still important. Try to be neat as possible.
10. Co-ops may be assigned in the future.
11. Rules and explanation of writing stories or other stuff will be explained below.
What to Do for the Daily Carrot: How does one contribute to an issue of the Daily Carrot? You write stories of what's happening around in Anywhere City and the world, of course! Not just that, while characters can post stories of decent journalism, they can have commentary on events, criticism and reviews, essays, fiction stories, satire, poetry, advertisements and even some images to be in the Daily Carrot. All of this information is given to Smith, where he would most likely not read it and just have it in an issue, regardless of the consquences.
To write a story or article, here are some recommendations:
1. The Traditional Way: You write your article by the traditional sense. You get a headline and who's writing it, then you write paragraphs of information about the topic of the article. Since bias isn't something you should worry about, feel free to decide whether objective or far-sided content is something you should add.
2. Star of the Story Way: You write your article, where you write what happens in their point of view. After having a headline, your character appears in the story RPing their coverage of the event that the article is covering.
Now onwards with the apps! Or the best term is your resumes!
Apps for both of my two characters will appear later, before the IC pops up.
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[box]Name:
Age: (Child Labor is allowed at Daily Carrot. I just let that sink in.)
Sex:
Appearance: (Photo or word description is allowed, however be extremely detailed with word description)
Skills you believe will make you qualified for the workplace:
Previous Employment, N/A if none:
[hr][/hr]
Explain More About Yourself: (AKA your biography)
Requests for your workspace (optional): (Don't piss off the Daily Carrot by using their money to appeal to your selfish needs)
Request for secondary job (optional): (if your character feels bored at their standard job as a journalist, they can apply for a secondary job at the same building. Helps to increase the paycheck)
Preferred Type of Coverage (optional): (Ex: Sports, Politics, Cooking, Arts, Etc.)
Likes and Dislikes (optional):
Running Gags (optional):
Other notes you feel are important for your employer to know (optional)[/box]
Hired Staff of the Daily Carrot:Francis Smith (OP): Current Editor In-Chief of The Daily Carrot
Jean-Marc Consommer (OP): Food Critic/Journalist
Lechle de la Mazière (Nouveau Quebecois): Paid Intern/Paper Delivery and Salesman
Leo Dice (Silverblade): Managing Editor
DeMarcus Clark (Talchyon): Sports Journalist
Maximillian August Wolfgang Schubert Müller, Count of Schwarzberg-Hinterhausen (Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States): Art Journalist and Reviewer
Isaacarine Domeka Rosenberg (Voxija): Journalist
Daniel "Dutch" Van Dyke (Pax Nerdvana): Outdoors Writer and Journalist
Caroline Digby (Mediama): Journalist/Comic Artist/Secret Agent
Dakota Copperfoot (Free Ward Marchers): Political Journalist and Intern
Finn Bauer (Ovesa): Farming and Outdoors Journalist/Gardener
Conn Spirou (Barapam): Investigative Journalist/Conspiracy Theorist