We at The Worst Nation Possible are sad to announce the death of Kevan Sausage, our beloved minister of finance. Who died after killing himself by shooting himself 20 times in the back of the head. This was before his entire family died as well after they also decided to kill themselves by shooting themselves in the back of the head 5 times. Most tragically of course was his 3 month old son. With these events The Government is taking stances to prevent suicide in the future by officially making it murder under the law and as such anyone who commits or attempts to commit suicide will be put to death. Any claims that Kevan and his family didn't kill themselves is to be immediately dismissed.
by The Worst Nation Possible » Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:04 am