ACKNOWLEDGING the lack of propriety or respect for this Council exercised by the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators in its attempt to commend itself; but
DISMAYED at the use of such a harsh penalty as liberation to address the issue; and
BELIEVING that such an action, while silly and disrespectful, merited, at most, a warning;
NOTING that, aside from self-commendation, the resolution at hand mentions no other actions taken by the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators as justification for liberation, but rather takes issue with the ideology of the region or of those regions with which it associates;
PUTTING ASIDE the debate over whether condemnations, much less liberations, can be justified by the ideology of the condemned nation or region alone (see SC#38);
FIRMLY BELIEVING that the severe penalty of liberation can only be justified by extraordinarily bad actions and not simply ideology;
FURTHER BELIEVING that the primary purpose of the penalizing power of the Security Council is to resolve international disputes and prevent nations and regions from engaging in disruptive activity, not to settle philosophical debates;
FURTHER NOTING that the resolution at hand acknowledges the fact that the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators has an active founder, and, as such, liberation of the region is entirely ineffective, and was therefore a waste of this Council’s time and effort, and that of all other relevant institutions of the World Assembly;
CONCLUDING that, as they are, the reasons given for the liberation of the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators are utterly insufficient, the liberation of the region was entirely ineffective, and the resolution SC#263 thus served only to set a bad and dangerous precedent;
CALLING on all nations to properly justify resolutions of this sort with actions that may affect other nations or regions, and not with a nation’s opposition or adherence to a particular ideology;
Hereby
REPEALS SC#263 “Liberate Confederation of Corrupt Dictators.”
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