Today, Fred Durst, famous Davinian, has announced his campaign for WA Secretary General. When asked about it he said, "We're rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' to a victory. Calypso or bignopeia? They can all lick my chocolate starfish. Any form of WA with those candidates would be like drinking Hotdog Water. I certainly for one wishn't to have this kind of dum diddle dum. Me and Christina Bagulara are gonn take ourselves up to the WA headquarters, we're gonna fight to win. They have a problem with it? I've seen fight club like 28 times, I can take them all on. Everyone else is a chump, and I'm feeling good about our odds. Take a look around, is anyone else fit for office? I think not! Vote for me!"
Real pic of Fred, announcing his run
Restaurants supporting Fred
