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Vote For Insaanistan and get 500 Tanks and 200 Military Jets

Postby Insaanistan » Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:30 pm

Hello Everyone,
I am once again letting you know I am running, an I am in it to win it.
I am promising that if I win, I will give every nation 500 tanks. I will also give everyone who votes for me 200 military jets to go along with that. They will all be produced by my nation’s factories. All you need to do, is go to the election results, and scroll down until you see my country. Then click on Insaanistan. Let’s beat the Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Cat Girls and incumbent candidate together. If I win, I will also stop the unnecessary telegram flow, give you more rights and representation, crush communism, and protect you from invasions and raids. There is not much time left. Vote for INSAANISTAN now.
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Postby Ippolyta the Manreaper » Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:37 pm

"Five hundred tanks and two hundred fighter jets - PER PERSON?! Tell you what, folks, he's got a hell of a platform. I may have some serious competition here! Welp, if I (somehow) don't win, I for one am throwing my weight behind this guy!"

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Postby Insaanistan » Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:38 pm

Ippolyta the Manreaper wrote:
"Five hundred tanks and two hundred fighter jets - PER PERSON?! Tell you what, folks, he's got a hell of a platform. I may have some serious competition here! Welp, if I (somehow) don't win, I for one am throwing my weight behind this guy!"

~ Ippolyta the Manreaper.


Yeah, my campaign wasn’t doing great, but my economy was, so I decided, “Eh, why not.”
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Postby Insaanistan » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:10 pm

Insaanistan wrote:
Ippolyta the Manreaper wrote:
"Five hundred tanks and two hundred fighter jets - PER PERSON?! Tell you what, folks, he's got a hell of a platform. I may have some serious competition here! Welp, if I (somehow) don't win, I for one am throwing my weight behind this guy!"

~ Ippolyta the Manreaper.


Yeah, my campaign wasn’t doing great, but my economy was, so I decided, “Eh, why not.”


I am serious about this though.
السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركته-Peace be with you!
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Postby OOFD » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:14 pm

Insaanistan wrote:Hello Everyone,
I am once again letting you know I am running, an I am in it to win it.
I am promising that if I win, I will give every nation 500 tanks. I will also give everyone who votes for me 200 military jets to go along with that. They will all be produced by my nation’s factories. All you need to do, is go to the election results, and scroll down until you see my country. Then click on Insaanistan. Let’s beat the Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Cat Girls and incumbent candidate together. If I win, I will also stop the unnecessary telegram flow, give you more rights and representation, crush communism, and protect you from invasions and raids. There is not much time left. Vote for INSAANISTAN now.

Insaanistan means Human stan, right?

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Postby Insaanistan » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:29 pm

Oofd wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:Hello Everyone,
I am once again letting you know I am running, an I am in it to win it.
I am promising that if I win, I will give every nation 500 tanks. I will also give everyone who votes for me 200 military jets to go along with that. They will all be produced by my nation’s factories. All you need to do, is go to the election results, and scroll down until you see my country. Then click on Insaanistan. Let’s beat the Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Cat Girls and incumbent candidate together. If I win, I will also stop the unnecessary telegram flow, give you more rights and representation, crush communism, and protect you from invasions and raids. There is not much time left. Vote for INSAANISTAN now.

Insaanistan means Human stan, right?


Basically, it’s supposed to be “land of people” because “(i)Stan” is Persian for land of and “Insaan” is Arabic for mankind.
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Insaanistan
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Postby Insaanistan » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:32 pm

Anyone have any questions on what I stand for or why I’m the best candidate?
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Insaanistan
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Postby Insaanistan » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:22 pm

I’m runnin’ again! Not giving up yet!
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Bilad as-Salaam
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Postby Bilad as-Salaam » Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:03 pm

How many votes do u have?

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Insaanistan
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Postby Insaanistan » Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:14 pm

Bilad as-Salaam wrote:How many votes do u have?


Just one, and it’s me. :(
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Bilad as-Salaam
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Postby Bilad as-Salaam » Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:19 pm

Insaanistan wrote:
Bilad as-Salaam wrote:How many votes do u have?


Just one, and it’s me. :(


So few? Why, ur promising 500 tanks


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