Wym for Secretary General?

[Wymondham]

So, yeah, apparently people are voting for me. I did it as a joke, but apparently on the odd occasion I am somewhat marginally popular. As I'm somehow still in the top 10 my campaign team, AKA my mum and my older brother, have told my I need to make a post here. So without further ado here is my campaign?

My campaign revolves around 4 key promises

• The Abolition of the General Assembly
• Every Delegate to receive 2 times their endorsement count as votes
• Every GCR delegate to receive 4 times their endorsement count in votes
• Every WA member to receive a 1040 pack of Yorkshire tea bags

Abolish the GA

The GA doesn't do anything anyways, so who cares if its gone? It will also save some server space so we can fulfill promise number 4

Delegate Voting

A lot of people don't like delegate voting, so in true NationStates style I propose we double down on it. After all, what is more NationStates than taking an idea most people don't like and doing more of it?

GCR Delegate Voting

We all know that the only relevant places in NS are the GCRs. Therefore, we ought to recognise that by giving their delegates 4 times their endorsement count, they already control the WA anyway, so it wont make that much of a difference.

Yorkshire Tea for all

We live in tough times, the majority of us are stuck at home with nothing to do but play April fools jokes on a political browser game, shitpost on a political browser game and write shitposting campaigns for a April fools joke on a political browser game. What we all need is [INSERT DEITY OF YOUR CHOICE]'s drink, the drink Britain conquered a quarter of the world for. Tea! I know NationStates only takes the best, so we need the best tea. We need YORKSHIRE TEA!* Therefore, If elected I will ensure that every WA member is sent a 1040 pack of Yorkshire tea bags to keep us going, that is enough to last the average brit a whole day.
Vote Wym today for a distinctly average tomorrow!
* other brands of tea are available

[South Reinkalistan]

I oppose this campaign. Tetley's is vastly superior to Yorkshire, sir.

[Celestiam]

Will you yell "Orrrrrrrderrrrrrrrrr!!!" when the WA has wild debates?

[McMasterdonia]

I oppose this campaign. Tetley's is vastly superior to Yorkshire, sir.

This is a hate crime

[Sail Nation]

I believe that Wym is the strongest, outside candidate that we can relate to. Abolishing the GA is brilliant since it will prevent silly proposals that are just not good enough. Wym is much better than that raider-catgirl in the lead. We need to stop the Black Hawks from taking control, and prevent the North Pacific from becoming too powerful

This is why, for now at least, I am backing Wym for Secretary General

[South Reinkalistan]

I oppose this campaign. Tetley's is vastly superior to Yorkshire, sir.

This is a hate crime

Upon what justification do you issue such a ridiculous and outlandish claim against my person? An outrage! I hereby consider you to be an enemy of common decency, sir, and a reprehensible one at that!

[Wymondham]

Will you yell "Orrrrrrrderrrrrrrrrr!!!" when the WA has wild debates?

Most definitely

[Sail Nation]

Will you yell "Orrrrrrrderrrrrrrrrr!!!" when the WA has wild debates?

Most definitely

The more Bercow the better!!!!

[South Reinkalistan]

Will you yell "Orrrrrrrderrrrrrrrrr!!!" when the WA has wild debates?

Most definitely

Could you please do it anyway, whether you win or not?

[Sancta Romana Ecclesia]

Will you yell "Orrrrrrrderrrrrrrrrr!!!" when the WA has wild debates?

Most definitely

If that doesn't convince you to vote for Wym, I don't know what will.
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Abolishing GA is a great idea. Our nations will finally be free! Plus, seemingly its every resolution (except for the repeals themselves) had a corresponding project of a repeal. This is truly a solution that will satisfy all involved. People could still get a badge for writing a law that WA thinks is cool, but it is a waste of time to enforce them all.

And tea is great.

[Wymondham]

After much consideration and after the lesbian catgirls campaign agreed to include Yorkshire tea in their campaign pledges, I am withdrawing from the race and endorsing Trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls. This has been an absolute blast, the fact that over 100 people would vote for some random 16 year old British kid who put together a campaign in 5 minutes at 10 past 11 at night is mind-blowing. Thanks to everyone who voted for me and to the following regions for endorsing me, if I missed any let me know and I'll update it:
Osiris
Karma
Thalassia
Anteria
Social technocratic union
The Sportsbook
NSToday/Rejected today
Thanks y'all I really appreciated every vote and endorsement so much, and now I cannot wait to see the WA ruled over by some trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls.