Nobel Hobos 2 wrote:Forsher wrote:
Admit it, the only reason you don't find it funny is because lots of fantasy novels really do have characters dressed like that.
Honestly, I haven't read much fantasy and I didn't even recognize the genre you were defiling.
I read a couple of Pratchetts but wasn't much happier for it. Is Pratchett fantasy?If you ever feel the need to imagine what the rest of the book would look like... there'll be lots of:
- [eye colour] met [eye colour],
- the [description, usually hair colour] [verb] [action], and
- endless pages of dialogue with no description and [character name] said as the only interruption.
Aren't I just an amazing writer?
A wincingly bad first sentence does not mean an eye-gougingly bad book. But I'm sure you have one in you!
You really do have to admire that stick to it attitude he has, I agree, even if foresher does not Win the contest this year he has a bright future in bad first sentence writing and I do believe if he diligently keeps at it, he can win next year.