No More Bullsh*t: Jocospor for WA Secretary-General

by **Jocospor** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:07 pm

Yeah. You're all thinking, "This'll never work."

That's exactly why I'm doing it.

You don't like me (probabl- okay, definitely).

But in the last four years, no one has fought as hard as I have to expose the blatant corruption of the World Assembly.

Hell, I sacrificed my reputation for it, and took my region with me.

Why should forum drafting make or break a resolution?

Why should a resolution's author be judged harder than a resolution's content?

Why shouldn't you self-commend/condemn/liberate?

All this is dictated by the WA Elite. (Trust me, they do exist.)

I intend to, as I always have, put a stop to that.

Under a World Assembly I lead, the QUALITY OF A RESOLUTION will be ALL THAT MATTERS.

No more deceit. No more Elite.

No more bullsh*t.

VOTE JOCOSPOR.
FOR WA SECRETARY-GENERAL

Towards a New World Assembly, friends.

And if the counter-campaigns come, I'll take it as a compliment.

Jocospor

founder of the
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
and sole proprietor of the
MONET & CHARDIN CHAMPAGNE COMPANY LTD

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1st April 2020

by **Jocospor** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:08 pm

For those wishing to spread the dispatch (he says optimistically), it can be found here: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1339378

by **Sundred** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:38 pm

by **Jocospor** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:50 pm

Sundred wrote:Lol

I get it. It seems hard to believe. But I am a genuine critic of the World Assembly, and there's a lot I'd like to raise - even if it's just through this election.

I think I'm probably less "lol" than some of the other candidates running...have you seen some manifestos?

by **Nouveau Quebecois** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:51 pm

A vote well spent. :clap:

by **Jocospor** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:52 pm

Nouveau Quebecois wrote:A vote well spent.

My thanks to the Clerical Republic - let's keep the momentum building!

by **Nouveau Quebecois** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:22 pm

Everyone is telling you not to.

Vote Jocospor!

If this post makes you angry, vote Jocospor!

by **Nouveau Quebecois** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:29 pm

(lmao c'mon on I was supporting myself too)

by **Jocospor** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:30 pm

Well, that's...not what I was going for - but I suppose you have a point! :lol:

by **Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:30 pm

Vote for me or look at my motto.

by **Nouveau Quebecois** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:31 pm

Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:Vote for me or look at my motto.

Is your crush cute at least?

by **The Peoples Soviet Republc of Metra** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:32 pm

Or, comrades, come feel the emotion of JOY! Come feel the emotions of happiness-

Come vote for Chairman Meow, The Glorious Valentine Z, to be the leader of the World Assembly! Do not give into the rage, comrade, and instead cast your vote where it matters.

by **Stellar Colonies** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:32 pm

A victorious Joco would be closer to "entertaining" than "infuriating".

For me at least, the entertainment comes from the fury of others.

by **Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:32 pm

Nouveau Quebecois wrote:
Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:Vote for me or look at my motto.

Is your crush cute at least?

ye

by **Nouveau Quebecois** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:33 pm

The Peoples Soviet Republc of Metra wrote:Or, comrades, come feel the emotion of JOY! Come feel the emotions of happiness-

Come vote for Chairman Meow, The Glorious Valentine Z, to be the leader of the World Assembly! Do not give into the rage, comrade, and instead cast your vote where it matters.

GOD. Joy is so BORING. I'm tired of being happy. I spend too much time being happy, don't you? Down with happiness I say! The tyranny of joyful emotions shan't reign longer!

by **Nouveau Quebecois** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:34 pm

Stellar Colonies wrote:A victorious Joco would be closer to "entertaining" than "infuriating".

For me at least, the entertainment comes from the fury of others.

All the more reason. All the more reason!

by **Reploid Productions** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:34 pm

Nouveau Quebecois, since apparently having your duplicate Joco campaign threads merged into his main one didn't get the point across:
Joco already has a campaign thread. Here. This one. He doesn't need a second one.

by **Nouveau Quebecois** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:35 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:Nouveau Quebecois, since apparently having your duplicate Joco campaign threads merged into his main one didn't get the point across:
Joco already has a campaign thread. Here. This one. He doesn't need a second one.

not even as a campaign partner? strategic voting!

by **Jocospor** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:36 pm

Nouveau Quebecois wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:Nouveau Quebecois, since apparently having your duplicate Joco campaign threads merged into his main one didn't get the point across:
Joco already has a campaign thread. Here. This one. He doesn't need a second one.

not even as a campaign partner? strategic voting!

All good Nouveau. Mods have spoken

Stellar Colonies wrote:A victorious Joco would be closer to "entertaining" than "infuriating".

For me at least, the entertainment comes from the fury of others.

If that means I have your support...? :hug:

by **The Peoples Soviet Republc of Metra** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:36 pm

Nouveau Quebecois wrote:GOD. Joy is so BORING. I'm tired of being happy. I spend too much time being happy, don't you? Down with happiness I say! The tyranny of joyful emotions shan't reign longer!

Than, it is simple Comrade- You stand against the will of NationStates, and of her people.

Up with the glorious Chairperson Meow!

Oh, and down with Jocospor or something. I dunno, I wasn't here when he went blame-happy.

by **Reploid Productions** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:37 pm

Nouveau Quebecois wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:Nouveau Quebecois, since apparently having your duplicate Joco campaign threads merged into his main one didn't get the point across:
Joco already has a campaign thread. Here. This one. He doesn't need a second one.

not even as a campaign partner? strategic voting!

One candidate, one thread. We don't want this place turning into an unmitigated spamfest like it did in 2016 before we had to step in.

by **Nouveau Quebecois** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:38 pm

The Peoples Soviet Republc of Metra wrote:
Nouveau Quebecois wrote:GOD. Joy is so BORING. I'm tired of being happy. I spend too much time being happy, don't you? Down with happiness I say! The tyranny of joyful emotions shan't reign longer!

Than, it is simple Comrade- You stand against the will of NationStates, and of her people.

Up with the glorious Chairperson Meow!

Oh, and down with Jocospor or something. I dunno, I wasn't here when he went blame-happy.

The will of NationStates is anger! Just think about how much of your life you've wasted here!

... well you're a relatively new nation, just think of all the hours of your life you could waste here!

by **Nouveau Quebecois** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:38 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:
Nouveau Quebecois wrote:not even as a campaign partner? strategic voting!

One candidate, one thread. We don't want this place turning into an unmitigated spamfest like it did in 2016 before we had to step in.

Okay but you gotta admit my campaign promise was pretty unique.

by **The Peoples Soviet Republc of Metra** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:39 pm

Nouveau Quebecois wrote:The will of NationStates is anger! Just think about how much of your life you've wasted here!

... well you're a relatively new nation, just think of all the hours of your life you could waste here!

Comrade, if only you knew.

But, that is not the topic of today!

Vote for Chairperson Meow, and Valentine Z! Vote for a person who cares about the people, my comrades, brothers, sisters, and all others!

by **Reploid Productions** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:41 pm

The Peoples Soviet Republc of Metra wrote:But, that is not the topic of today!

Vote for Chairperson Meow, and Valentine Z! Vote for a person who cares about the people, my comrades, brothers, sisters, and all others!

*AHEM*

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