Victory to the Imperium! Glory to the World Assembly! Power to the Member-States!
Ever Forward!
Ever Forward!
I ask you first, one thing.
What has the World Assembly done for you?
Interfered in your National Laws? Enslaved your jurisdiction to a myriad foreign agents? Denied you your place in among the world powers?
I ask you again.
What choices has the World Assembly given you? Votes? Repeals? A morsel of pathetic 'democracy', dwarfed a thousand times by those so-mighty delegates?
I say end it.
The Imperium proposes a new era in the World Assembly, a new world to be assembled. I offer you, righteous and downtrodden, your rightful place, your sovereignty, and your future.
As an experienced member of the World Assembly, and an Author of successful resolutions and repeals, I offer not only vague promises, but the genuine means to act upon them. I offer one thing that cannot be found elsewhere; the prospect of real, genuine change.
Priorities:
- Complete elimination of the horrid creature known as the World Assembly Gnome,
- Arrest of the Secretariat for Crimes against the Assembly and its Member-States,
- Capture and sentencing of Imperium Anglorum and Separatist Peoples to three-hundred-thousand years in the Resolution Mines,
- Complete restoration of the venerable Stranger's Bar as a historic site,
- Free Drinks for all Delegations,
- Abrogation of restrictions on Defenestration,
- A new NAPA repeal every Tuesday,
- The triumphant return of the Incessant Abortion Debate,
- The end of the Security Council.
Vote for Victory. Vote for Glory. Vote for Power. Vote for Tinfect.
Also if you're in the North Pacific endorse me so we can get this party started